Slay Belles (2018)
Paul Andolina from Wrestling with Film is back with another holiday film. Let’s all get ready for candy canes by reading this one. With Christmas only days away, I haven’t seen much snow in Pennsylvania. Granted winter doesn’t officially start until the 21st of the month but I’m used to seeing some snow on the […]
BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Piranha 3DD (2012)
After the events of the last Piranha film, where Lake Victoria was attacked by prehistoric killer fish that were continuing to evolve, the lake has drained and the town itself has been abandoned. But what if there were a new waterpark that could drum up tourism? That’d be cool, right? At another lake, two farmers (Gary […]
BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Night of the Sharks (1988)
One would imagine that by now, I wouldn’t be snowed by a great poster. But nope. This Italian-Spanish-Mexican film is proof that if the poster looks awesome and has sharks murdering people, I will ignore all the warning flags and dive right into a movie that lulls me into a fugue state of sheer pain. David […]
BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: The Meg (2018)
Is it a stretch to believe that the maker of this giant shark movie also directed 3 Ninjas, While You Were Sleeping and Cool Runnings? I guess anyone can make anything and Jon Turteltaub lives up to that. But we’re here to talk sharks. And this flick has a big one — a 75-foot long megalodon, a prehistoric shark […]
BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: The Shark Hunter (1979)
Enzo G. Castellari gets plenty of love around these parts. After all, he brought us 1990: The Bronx Warriors, Escape from the Bronx and Warriors of the Wasteland, amongst others. Of course, we already covered his Jaws Xerox that is The Last Shark this week, but that’s not the only shark movie he made. And get this — he’s bringing […]
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