Jenifer (2005)
“Jenifer” is based on a ten-page black-and-white story — written by Bruce Jones and illustrated by Berni Wrightson — that originally appeared in Creepy 63. Directed — for Showtime in America no less — by Dario Argento and written by star Steven Weber, this is the story of Frank Spivey (Weber) and Jenifer (Carrie Fleming). […]
APRIL MOVIE THON 2: Tamara (2005)
April 1: New boss, same as the old boss — Start the month off with something that’s April Fool’s in nature. Tamara Riley (former dancer Jenna Dewan) is, well, Carrie and is in love with the only person who treats her with any kindness, her teacher Mr. Natolly (Matthew Marsden). She’s also a talented writer, but when […]
JESS FRANCO MONTH: Jess Franco’s Passion (2005)
In his 2000s movies, Jess Franco often features the same actresses — Fata Morgana, Carmen Montes, Rachel Sheppard and always Lina Romay — and the story doesn’t matter. An all-female remake of Franco’s 1986 film El mirón y la exhibicionista, this has a voyeur watching a new young couple and dealing with her ex, played by […]
MILL CREEK BLU RAY RELEASE: London (2005)
Syd (Chris Evans) learns that his ex-girlfriend London (Jessica Biel) is having a going-away party by her friend Rebecca (Isla Fisher) as she’s going to California with her new boyfriend. London destroyed Syd when she broke things off and he refuses to let her escape without telling her how he feels, so he brings along […]
MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Ultraman Max (2005)
Ultraman Max is the eighteenth installment in the Ultra Series, originally airing in Japan from July 7, 2005 to March 25, 2006. Across 39 episodes and one special, the special anti-monster task force DASH (Defense Action Squad Heroes) battles invading alien monsters, helped by Ultraman Max, who is secretly Touma Kaito, a DASH team member. […]
DISMEMBERCEMBER: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Harry Lockhart (Robert Downey Jr.) has unintentionally won a screen test when he shows remorse for a past crime. This convinces casting director Dabney Shaw (Larry Miller) that he’s a method actor and ready to head out to Los Angeles. At a party thrown by Harlan Dexter (Corbin Bernsen), who has recently come to terms with his daughter […]
DISMEMBERCEMBER: Santa’s Slay (2005)
EDITOR’S NOTE: This was on the site back on December 21, 2017. Remember, it’s not who’s first. It’s who’s next. If you ever wanted to watch a movie where Bill Goldberg hits Chris Kattan with the same sidekick that ended Bret Hart’s career, good news. I have found the movie for you. Yep, the Mason family […]
DISMEMBERCEMBER: Películas para no dormir: Cuento de navidad (2005)
One day in the woods, Moni (Ivana Baquero, Pan’s Labyrinth), Koldo, Peti, Eugenio and Tito discover that a woman in a Santa suit has fallen into a pit. That woman is bank robber Rebeca Expósito (Maru Valdivielso) who they decide to keep as their secret. They decide to start feeding her and trying to get her […]
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
The second American Pie direct-to-video film, The Naked Mile is about Erik Stifler (John White), who has been given a pass from his girlfriend Tracy Sterling (Jessy Schram) as he goes to the University of Michigan to visit his cousin Dwight (Steve Talley) and take part in the Naked Mile, a party that involves people, well, running a mile naked […]
American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005)
Look, if there weren’t going to be any more American Pie movies in theaters, there would always be people who would rent the direct-to-video sequels. You know, like me. I’m a completist. How many Amityville movies does it take to stop my OCD? How many Hellraiser films? Well, here you go: a whole series of American Pie movies that […]
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