Murder, She Wrote S3 E7: Deadline for Murder (1985)

A veteran reporter who suffered a heart attack says his best medicine would be the removal of his publisher. Jessica gets involved after the man ends up dead.

A veteran reporter who suffered a heart attack says his best medicine would be the removal of his publisher. Jessica gets involved after the man ends up dead.

Season 3, Episode 7: Deadline for Murder (November 16, 1985)

Reporter Haskell Drake (Harry Guardino) has a heart attack after his editor, Lamar Bennett (Peter Mark Richman), rewrites his interview with Jessica. He flips out, Bennett drops dead, and then the reporter asks Jessica to solve it. I mean, is it a heart attack or murder?

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury (and Jarry Guardino)?

Katherine Cannon is Eleanor Revere. She’s in The Hidden.

Lt. A. Caruso is played by Gretchen Corbett. She was in The Rockford Files TV movies.

Tim O’Connor plays Walter Revere, Dr. Elias on Buck Rogers.

Ken Olin from Thirtysomething is Perry Revere.

Eugene Roche is Billy Simms.

William Smith! He’s Clyde Thorson! William Smith makes everything better!

Glynn Turman plays Stan Lassiter.

In more minor roles, Sydney Walsh is Kay Garrett, Tom Henschel is Dr. Framer, Morgan Jones is Sergeant Tierney, Mary Wickliffe is Nurse Phillips, Lisa Nelson is a policewoman, Dorothy Meyer is Nurse O’Hanlon, Matt Roe is a guard, and Erwin Fuller is Harry. Barbara Allyne Bennet is a secretary. Party guests are played by Robert Buckingham, Fritz Ford, Robert Hitchcock, Ethelreda Leopold, Mike Paciorek, Anthony Pecoraro, George Sasaki, Walter Smith and Geoff Vanderstock. Frank Slaten is an assistant, Steve Hershon is a waiter, Donald Chaffin is a reporter, and Freeman Love and Len Felber are detectives.

What happens?

Lamar Bennett bought the Sentinel, a newspaper, and consistently mocks the individuals who miss the days when it wasn’t a tabloid. He’s done this to tons of other papers, and this demoralizes Drake so much that he doesn’t want to live until Bennett dies, and he gets the chance to investigate with Jessica doing the in-person snooping.

It could be any of the reporters who want him dead. But it looks like…

Who did it?

Bennett’s assistant, Billy Simms, who knew about his illegitimate daughter Kay, took care of her for her entire life, all before Billy informed his boss who she really is and demanded that he fire her. Billy has enough and…well, that’s how we get to this episode’s death.

Who made it?

This was directed by Seymour Robbie and written by John Kennedy, Michael McGough and Tom Sawyer.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid? Does she get some?

No. She needs to find the right costume party that also has everyone put their keys out, if you know what I mean.

Was it any good?

Sure.

Any trivia?

This is the first of two appearances by Harry Guardino as Haskell Drake.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Haskell Drake: I have been offered a big overseas assignment in Hong Kong, Singapore and Bangkok…

Jessica Fletcher: Oh. Haskell Drake: …by Newmonth, no less.

Jessica Fletcher: Haskell, that’s marvelous. When?

Haskell Drake: Oh, well, um, a-as soon as you hand me my trousers. And by the way, you can tag along if you want to. I figure that, uh, a couple of years of, uh, hard work, who knows, you may turn into a half-decent newspaperman.

What’s next?

YES! YES! YES! Jessica comes to the assistance of Thomas Magnum when he’s framed for two murders that occurred during her vacation in Hawaii!

Night Caller (1985)

Directed and written by Philip Chan, this is about Detective Steve Chan (Phillip Chan! Hey — you’re doing it all!) and his new partner, Porky (Patricia Ha), who are looking for Detective Bobby Wong (Melvin Wong), Chan’s old partner, who has been taken by a serial killer.

Yet what’s exciting about this is that it begins with a black-gloved murderer who wouldn’t be out of place in a 1970s Giallo. That murdered model, Jessica, leaves behind a six-year-old daughter who watched her mother die from a closet and has since lost her ability to speak. 

Chan was a former police inspector, so at some point, we move away from the yellow influence, and it becomes a procedural drama. 

If, like me, you make strange lists of one on Letterboxd, this could fit into “Movies with a Chuck E Cheese location outside of the United States” and “Giallo movies with “Mickey” by Toni Basil on the soundtrack.” It also has movie trivia as a detective skill, and it’s a holiday movie too.

Between this and He Lives By Night, I think Hong Kong really loved Tenebre. I wish this had stayed Giallo, but it’s still a decent movie.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.

Cinematic Void January Giallo 2026: Tropic of Cancer (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Cinematic Void will be playing this tomorrow at 7:00 p.m. at the Music Box Theater in Chicago (tickets here). For more information, visit Cinematic Void

Anita Strindberg is in Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the KeyA Lizard in a Woman’s SkinThe Case of the Scorpion’s TailWho Saw Her Die?, The Two Faces of Fear, L’uomo Senza Memoria and Murder Obsession, but is never mentioned with the same devotion as Edwige Fenech or Barbara Bouchet. Well, she’s excellent in this and in nearly everything else I’ve seen her in.

In this film, she plays Grace, the wife of Fred (Gabriele Tinti, Endgame) and their vacation has led them to Haiti and Dr. Williams (Anthony Steffen, who primarily is known for Italian westerns, but also appeared in The Night Evelyn Came Out of Her GraveEvil Eye and An Angel for Satan), who has invented a new drug that can change the world. It’s so astounding that everyone from drug cartels to drug companies — which are really close to one another, when you really think about it — will kill for its formula.

There’s also a scene where the doctor takes our heroes to watch a voodoo ritual, all so this movie can have a bit of mondo* within it. Because it’s an Italian film, that means we’re about to watch a real bull really get killed and then lose its scrotum in gorgeous living color. The film then tops this with actual cows being slaughtered, so if you’re upset by the side of Italian cinema that doesn’t shy away from putting animal butchery right in your face, make a mark to avoid.

This movie leaves me with so many questions. What kind of doctor is Williams? He says he’s a veterinarian, then he makes a magical antivenom drug, and oh yeah, he’s also a meatpacking inspector. And just what kind of wonder drug has he made? And did the filmmakers realize that the Tropic of Cancer is nowhere near Haiti?**

So yeah — most of the movie is spent wondering whether Grace will succumb to the lure of the native men***. And the best character in it is Peacock (Alfio Nicolosi, who was also in Goodbye Uncle Tom), who pretty much runs the island. Also, the murders in this go from high tech to voodoo-based death and faces getting melted right off, which is different for a giallo****.

And hey — that Piero Umiliani (Orgasmo, Baba Yaga) score is perfect!

It’s not a superb giallo, but it’s certainly weird, and sometimes that’s good enough.

*One of the directors of this film, Giampaolo Lomi, was the production manager for perhaps one of the most notorious mondo films, Goodbye Uncle Tom. The other, Edoardo Mulargia, directed Escape from Hell, which was edited into the Linda Blair movie Savage Island. So with backgrounds like those, the scummy mondo nature of this film makes a bit more sense.

*Of course, we can assume that with the Henry Miller novel being such a big deal getting banned and causing controversy that the title itself seemed like a good idea to get curious folks into the theater. Better than Death In HaitiPeacock’s Place or Inferno Under the Hot Sun.

***The flower that poisons her takes her on an insane erotic fever dream that we all get to watch, and the movie is better for this scene.

****There’s just as much — if not more — male than female nudity, too.

PARAMOUNT DVD SET RELEASE: NCIS Season 22 (2024)

NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) is about the police who handle criminal investigations involving the United States Navy and Marine Corps. Based at the Washington Navy Yard in Washington, D.C., the NCIS team is led by Supervisory Special Agent Alden Parker (Gary Cole). 22 seasons? How about there are two spin-offs on the air: NCIS: Origins and NCIS: Sydney.

Parker works alongside Timothy McGee (Sean Murray), Nick Torres (Wilmer Valderrama), Jessica Knight (Katrina Law), Dr. Jimmy Palmer (Brian Dietzen), Kasie Hines (Diona Reasonover) and Leon Vance (Rocky Carroll). This season has a recurring villain, Carla Marino (Rebecca De Mornay), the mob boss of the Kansas City mob. Plus, there are appearances by Laura San Giacomo, Donna Mills, Shari Belafonte, and LL Cool J, who is NCIS Senior Field Agent Sam Hanna.

I’ve watched this show from time to time, and it’s cool that they still mention characters like Ducky. I’m a big lover of continuity, so it’s nice to still have this on the air.

PARAMOUNT DVD SET RELEASE: Watson Season 1 (2024)

Just starting its second season on CBS, Watson stars Morris Chestnut as Dr. Watson in a modern version of one of history’s greatest detectives. Instead of crime, he solves medical mysteries. 

A year after Holmes’s (Robert Carlyle) apparent death at the hands of his archenemy Moriarty (Randall Park) at Reichenbach Falls, Watson opens the Holmes Clinic of Diagnostic Medicine in Pittsburgh — right dahntahn near The Pitt? — to treat patients with strange and unidentifiable issues. But is Moriarty still alive?

Created by Craig Sweeny, who also made Limitless and The Code, I like how this moves Watson from a moron, as he often appears in adaptations, to the hero. He has a team that includes neurologist  Dr. Ingrid Derian (Eve Harlow), identical twins Drs. Stephens Croft and Adam (both played by Peter Mark Kendall), who are constantly fighting because Adam is dating Stephens’ ex-fiancée, Dr. Sasha Lubbock (Inga Schlingmann), former criminal Shinwell Johnson (Richie Coster) and Watson’s ex-wife, surgeon Dr. Mary Morstan (Rochelle Aytes). Holmes founded this clinic so that after he died, Watson would have something to do with his life.

Cases include fatal insomnia, Cowden syndrome, a bullet stuck in a brain, QT syndrome, sickle cell anemia and more. By the end of the season, it’s revealed that Holmes didn’t die, and the show references a Pittsburgh mystery and a third-act surprise.

I kind of like it when Holmes is moved to modern times, and I’m interested in seeing where this series goes!

RADIANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: The Ogre Of Athens (1956)

 

Directed by Nikos Koundouros, this is the story of bank clerk Thomas (Dinos Iliopoulos), who struggles to keep up with the pace of modern life. On New Year’s Eve, a comedy of errors ensues when he’s confused with a crime boss named The Ogre. Now, men respect him, and women want him, but sooner or later, he’s going to pay for this.

Considered a Greek cinema classic — a mix of comedy and dark themes that initially confused audiences but later gained respect. It was the international reviews that changed how people saw it in its homeland — this may be a send-up of noir films and a slapstick comedy in parts, but wow. It ends on a really dark note. Also, some refer to this as The Dragon.

Extras include an introduction from Jonathan Franzen (2025), interviews with critic Christina Newland and Greek film expert Dimitris Papanikolaou, as well as a reversible sleeve featuring designs based on original posters, a limited edition booklet featuring new writing by Andréas Giannopoulos and extract from Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom. It’s a limited edition of 2500 copies, presented in full-height Scanavo packaging with removable OBI strip leaving packaging free of certificates and markings. You can get it from MVD.

RADIANCE BLU-RAY BOX SET RELEASE: Hardboiled: Three Pulp Thrillers by Alain Corneau

Hardboiled: Three Pulp Thrillers has three pulp thrillers in the spirit of Dirty Harry from director Alain Corneau.

Police Python 357 (1976): The second screen adaptation of Kenneth Fearing’s The Big Clock — the first has Charles Laughton — this stars Yves Montand as Inspector Marc Ferrot. How close to Dirty Harry is this? The beginning is pretty much Magnum Force. Ferrot is in love with Sylvia (Stefania Sandrelli), a mysterious woman who has already been sleeping with his boss Commissaire Ganay (François Périer), despite him being married to Thérèse Ganay (Ferrot’s real-life wife Simone Signoret). That woman was killed by Ganay, and Ferrot is now the main suspect. This is very much noir, despite being influenced by early 70s violent cop movies from America.

While the box set is sold out, MVD has this by itself. You get extras like commentary by Mike White, Maxim Jakubowski on Police Python 357’s source novel and adaptation and an archival interview with Alain Corneau and François Périer about Police Python 357. 

Serie Noire (1979): An adaptation of Jim Thompson’s A Hell of a Woman, this moves the story to Paris. Franck Poupart (Patrick Dewaere) is a door-to-door salesman stuck in a dilapidated apartment and married to a depressive wife (Myriam Boyer). He’s drinking all the time as he gets over being on drugs. But when he hunts down a man who owes him money, he falls for a young prostitute named Mona (Marie Trintignant). When he’s arrested for stealing, she bails him out, and they decide to steal the money her madame has hidden. The attraction he feels for her will cause him to give up everything that matters to him: his morals, his job, even his marriage. Is it the right choice? 

While the box set is sold out, MVD has this by itself. You get extras like an interview with Alain Corneau, Patrick Dewaere, and Miriam Boyer; a making-of documentary; another interview with Alain Corneau and Marie Trintignant; and a visual essay about Jim Thompson adaptations for the screen by Paul Martinovic. 

Choice of Arms (1978): Noel Durieux (Yves Montand) is an old gangster content to be retired with his wife, Nicole (Catherine Deneuve). This all ends when an old accomplice shows up, only to die, but brings along the wild Mickey (Gérard Depardieu) with him. Two cops, Bonnardot (Michel Galabru) and Sarlat (Gérard Lanvin), start to hunt down Mickey and make life dangerous again for Noel, who just wants his wife to be safe. As this film reveals, that’s probably not possible. A life of crime is not an easy one to walk away from forever. This is less a noir than a tragedy.

While the box set is sold out, MVD has this by itself.

The Gift (2000)

Annie Wilson (Cate Blanchett) is psychic. While supernatural films can’t always be giallo, psychic abilities are generally alright, as seen by the inclusion of Fulci’s film of the same name. There are so many rules. Anyway, she mainly uses her powers to help people who have a rougher life than she and her three children, like Buddy (Giovanni Ribisi) and Valerie (Hilary Swank), whose abusive husband Donnie (Keanu Reeves) has threatened Annie’s life after she advises Valerie to leave him. 

Jessica King (Katie Holmes) has disappeared. The fiancée of school principal Wayne Collins (Greg Kinnear), she comes to Annie in a vision, telling her that she’s in a pond on Donnie’s property. The dream or message or whatever you believe is true, as Donnie is soon arrested. That night, Buddy, who has been upset about this murder, keeps trying to connect to Annie, who is overwhelmed by the body being found. He goes home and ties his father to a chair, setting him on fire in return for abusing him as a child.

The visions continue, as Annie believes Donnie is innocent and loved Jessica, with whom he was having an affair. She asks prosecutor David Duncan (Gary Cole) to reopen the case; he refuses, and she reminds him that she knows that he also had an affair with Jessica. This feels like Rome in the 70s, not Georgia; it’s just missing fashion, black gloves, and a better soundtrack. Actually, the Christopher Young score is good, but maybe some Morricone?

So who did it? Can Annie’s powers save her life and find the real killer? Written by Billy Bob Thornton and Tom Epperson before Sling Blade, Thornton based this on his mother’s real psychic abilities. It’s directed by Sam Raimi, who knows a little bit about suspense. Of course, Annie drives the car that is in every one of Raimi’s films, a Delta 88 Oldsmobile.

Agonizando en el crimen (1968)

Jean’s (Juan Logar) fiancée Jacqueline (Annie Sinigalia) dies of a strange ailment in the middle of surgery. On their wedding day, no less! How does this happen? How does one decide to schedule surgery on the same day as a wedding? Who can say, but Jean decides to stop being a medical student and start attacking his former classmates, cutting off their hands so they can never operate again.

The dude is doing all of this four years before Dr. Phibes, too.

Directed by Enrique López Eguiluz (Frankenstein’s Bloody TerrorSanto frente a la muerte) and written by star Juan Logar, who also produced and composed the music, this has some grisly murders and some gore, more than you’d expect from Spain under Franco in 1968.

The detective trying to solve this case? It’s one of his earliest roles, credited as David Molba, but that’s Paul Naschy. 

This feels more slasher than giallo. It’s set in France — not Spain, as there’s no way the government would allow that — and at least they set up the doomed romance well in the beginning.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Last Embrace (1979)

Based on The 13th Man by Murray Teigh Bloom, this is a hell of a role for Roy Scheider, who plays Harry Hannan, a government agent whose job intrudes on his family life, as an informant appears too early — Joe Spinell appearance! — and the ensuing gunfight takes the life of his wife. He spends five months in an institution and worries that he’s being frozen out by the agency and has become expendable.

When he goes back to his apartment, he finds that Ellie Fabian (Janet Margolin) is living there. A note has been left for him under the door. It’s in Hebrew and reads “Avenger of Blood.” Meanwhile, as he visits his wife’s grave, he fights with her brother, Dave Quittle (Charles Napier). Despite being told that he’s safe, Harry is marked for death by Quittle and his boss, Eckhart (Christopher Walken).

Between having to deal with people trying to kill him at every turn, he works with Sam Urdell (Sam Levene) to solve the notes that he’s been left.

“It begins with an ancient warning. It ends at the edge of Niagara Falls. In between, there are 5 murders. Solve the mystery. Or die trying.” What a tagline. Director Jonathan Demme cast Lynn Lowry as Ellie in this, but Schneider wanted his girlfriend, Janet Margolin, in the movie. The producers dropped her against Demme’s wishes, but she still got paid and continues to earn residuals from it.

This is a Hitchcock cover from start to finish, even having Miklós Rózsa do the score. He worked with Hitchcock on Spellbound. And the end, while darker than North by Northwest, is similar. Yet this surprised me; between how raw Scheider is and the darkness of the murders, it’s excellent.

You can watch this on Tubi and get it from Vinegar Syndrome.