Duke is a carousel unicorn who hates his job. One day, a fat child pushes him beyond the brink, bringing him to life and sending him on the path of revenge. Honestly, if you read that sentence and laughed, this movie is for you.

This was directed by Steve Rudinzki, who was also behind Red Christmas and makes Christmas movies like A Meowy Christmas because that’s what else horror directors are known for in the 2020 world of video streaming.

Don’t expect a budget. Do expect women to have sex with unicorns. See? You can’t always get what you want, but when you try sometimes, you just may find a tusk in the meat locker.

Want to know more? Check out the official site. You can get this from MVD and Diabolik DVD.

DISCLAIMER: We were sent this movie on DVD from Wild Eye Releasing.