Hollywood Vice Squad (1986)
Penelope Spheeris made Wayne’s World, which is what so many know her for. Me, I remember when she made the three The Decline of Western Civilization movies. I would also like to forget that she made The Beverly Hillbillies and The Little Rascals. She also made this movie about a vice squad that battles drug dealers and pornographers. In […]
South Beach Academy (1996)
What does it get for me to watch a movie? Sometimes, it’s the idea that “Grandpa” Al Lewis (in his final movie), Corey Feldman and James Hong would somehow all be in a beach sex comedy about a bet between rival South Beach volleyball teams. This is the one and done for director Joe Esposito, […]
Cold Ground (2020)
Wild Eye Releasing recently started their own Tubi channel and they’re now offering their previous DVD and VOD titles as free-with-ads streams. Surfing through their digital library has turned into quite the enjoyable retro-ride—one that takes me back to my 5 videos-5 bucks-5-days days when, at those prices, you’d gamble on anything and everything stocked […]
REPOST: Night Patrol (1984)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This review was originally posted on June 19, 2019, back when I was lost in the throes of trying to watch every single Linda Blair movie in the same week. It fits perfectly into this week of Police Academy films. Now, I have to watch the other two Jackie Kong movies that I am missing. […]
Ninja Academy (1988)
Yes, Nico Mastorakis, the same maniac who made Island of Death, Blind Date and The Zero Boys, made a Police Academy ripoff. It also checks off another box with an appearance by Phillip, who is pretty much James Bond. Also, because this is Mastorakis, there’s some full-frontal nudity. Also, Mastorakis never meant to actually direct the film, but after seeing […]
REPOST: Stewardess School (1986)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This review was originally posted on our site on April 13, 2019, back when we were discussing teen sex comedies. A year later and not much has changed. Any movie that starts with a plane crashing into downtown LA that’s played as a total farce is one I’m going to remember. Philo (Brett Cullen, who […]
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
On Rotten Tomatoes, this movie has a rare approval rating of 0%, meaning no favorable reviews whatsoever. I’m going to say it right here and now: fuck you Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck you for ruining great looking posters with your shitty logo, fuck you for weaponizing criticism and fuck you for not having the sense of […]
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