South Beach Academy (1996)

What does it get for me to watch a movie? Sometimes, it’s the idea that “Grandpa” Al Lewis (in his final movie), Corey Feldman and James Hong would somehow all be in a beach sex comedy about a bet between rival South Beach volleyball teams.

This is the one and done for director Joe Esposito, who is harkening back to the summer evenings when Hardbodies aired seemingly non-stop on Cinemax. Well, sir, I have seen Hardbodies 900 times. I am a friend of HardbodiesSouth Beach Academy, you are no Hardbodies.

Elizabeth Kaitan, Robin from the seventh Friday the 13th and Candy in four of the six Vice Academy movies, is on hand. So is Julie Cialini, Playboy’s Miss February 1994 and 1995 Playmate of the Year.

If you watched USA Up All Night, good news. You’ve already seen this. For the rest of you that did normal things and slept and didn’t watch sex movies on basic cable, why are you reading this?

You can watch this on Tubi and Vudu.

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