Witch Academy (1995)
Did you watch Evil Toons and say, “I want a movie somehow even worse than this without Madison Stone to make up for the abject boredom that I felt while watching it?” Good news! Or, well, horrible news. Mark Thomas McGee, who wrote Equinox, wrote this for director Fred Olen Rey. It has Ruth Collins — yes, […]
Moving Violations (1985)
After Police Academy and Bachelor Party, Neal Israel and Pat Proft made this film, which has a great cast of 80’s comedy folks. It’s the ultimate hijinks ensue kind of movie, where a bunch of oddballs all lose their licenses and have to go to traffic school. Unbeknownst to them, Judge Nedra Henderson (Sally Kellerman) plans on […]
Evil River (2020)
Emma (Margherita Remotti), a professor of history and folklore, travels to the small Northern Italian town of Voghera to study the bizarre, early 1800s myth of Shandra (Marcella Braga), a female peasant accused and executed for witchcraft along the banks of the river of which it’s named. Emma hires Giulia (Claudia Marasca), a Voghera local […]
Vice Academy Part 2 (1990)
In this sequel, Honey Wells (Ginger Lynn) and Didi (Linnea Quigley) are back to battle Spanish Fly, who is about to dose the city with, well, Spanish Fly. Miss Thelma Louise Devonshire is back as well. She’s played by Jayne Hamil, who was in all of these movies but the third one. The actress would […]
Summer School (1987)
Wondering why Summer School is still funny 33 years later and a lot of these Police Academy-style movies are dated? It was directed by Carl Reiner, who knows funny. It was written by Jeff Franklin, who was also behind Just One of the Guys and created Full House and its Netflix spin-off Fuller House, which he was removed from after […]
REPOST: Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This review originally ran on April 8, 2019. Let me tell you, this is a movie that I will never tie of. Where is the blu ray release with all the extras of this, I ask you? My wife asked me, “Why would anyone watch this movie?” She doesn’t get it. She wasn’t […]
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
The Police Academy cadets have graduated and have now been assigned to the worst precinct in town, where they have to help Captain Pete Lassard (Howard Hesseman) fight Zed (Bobcat Goldthwait) and the Scullions gang. Let me tell you — a 13-yer-old Sam definitely watched this at the Spotlight 88 drive-in outside Beaver Falls, PA […]
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