MOVIES THAT PLAYED SCALA: The Devils (1971)

Thanks to the British Film Institute, there’s a list of films that played Scala. To celebrate the release of Severin’s new documentary, I’ll share a few of these movies every day. You can see the whole list on Letterboxd.

Partly adapted from the 1952 non-fiction book The Devils of Loudun by Aldous Huxley, which was turned into the play The Devils by John Whiting, United Artists had already given up on this movie after seeing how controversial Ken Russell’s screenplay was. Warner Brothers then took over but its rough sexual and violent nature, not to mention how it presented religion, led to major issues. It’s since been banned in several countries and was heavily edited for release in many countries, with several places never seeing its original uncut version.

Two scenes were cut and have rarely been shown, one where nude nuns sexually use a statue of Christ while Father Mignon watches and masturbates, as well as another that showed Sister Jeanne (Vanessa Redgrave) masturbating with the charred femur of Grandier (Oliver Reed) after he is set ablaze for his crimes.

As for Rusell, he said, “I was a devout Catholic and very secure in my faith. I knew I wasn’t making a pornographic film… although I am not a political creature, I always viewed The Devils as my one political film. To me, it was about brainwashing.”

Behind the very human — and at times occult and otherworldly — moments of the film, the dramatic narrative behind The Devils is Cardinal Richelieu working to influence Louis XIII and get him to stop the Protestants from rising up. However, Louis forbids Richelieufrom destroying the town of Loudun, having made a promise to its Governor to keep the town intact.

Whiole Loudun’s Governor has died, the town is now controlled by Urbain Grandier (Reed), who may be a popular man of God, but is also a man who has secretly married a woman. Meanwhile, Sister Jeanne des Anges, the deformed abbess of the local Ursuline convent who is sexually obsessed with Grandier, grows upset that the man she is in love with has not taken her.

The cardinal gets what he wants by accusing Grandier of witchcraft, bringing in Father Pierre Barre, a professional witch-hunter whose exorcisms are even more salacious than the crimes he has been sent to investigate. He unleashes a sexual firestorm amongst the nuns and a mockery of a trial that somehow finds Grandier convincing Barre that he is innocent. Yet it is too late. Despite his innocence, the town is destroyed.

How metal is this film? Ministry sampled it for their song “Golden Dawn” and other artists such as Belphegor and Skinny Puppy have also used dialogue from this movie.

SEVERIN BLU RAY RELEASE: Scala!!! shorts disc one (1968. 1971, 1978, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1991)

On the bonus discs of Severin’s new Scala!!! Or, the Incredibly Strange Rise and Fall of the World’s Wildest Cinema and How It Influenced a Mixed-up Generation of Weirdos and Misfits release, you’ll find examples of several shorts that played at the theater. You can buy this from Severin.

Divide and Rule – Never! (1978): Made for and by young people, this forty-minute or so film looks at race and how it is viewed in school, at work and by the law. There are also some historic sequences of British imperialism and a discussion of how Germany got to the point that it was pre-World War II, plus plenty of punk rock and reggae. This has many sides represented, from Black and Asian immigrants to ex-National Front members.

Divide and Rule — Never! was distributed by The Other Cinema, a non-profit-making, independent film distribution company in London.

Sadly, so much of this movie — made 45 years ago — are just as relevant today in America. This is movie that doesn’t shy away from incendiary material, but that’s what makes it so powerful. In addition to the interviews, it has some interesting animation and a soundtrack with Steel Pulse, TRB, X-Ray Specs and The Clash.

Dead Cat (1989): Directed and written by Davis Lewis, this has Genesis P-Orridge in the cast and a soundtrack by Psychic TV, which has been released as Kondole/Dead Cat.

A boy (Nick Patrick) has a cat that dies and his grief deposits him into a psychosexual nightmare, including a medicine man (Derek Jarman) and several unhoused people (P-Orridge, Andrew Tiernan).

This was shown at only a few theaters the year it was release — including Scala Cinema — before fading away and almost being lost before Lewis found it. In the program for this film, Scala said “The torture that occurs at the transition of sexuality.” If you liked videos for bands liek Skinny Puppy and Nine Inch Nails, this feels like the inspiration.

The Mark of Lilith (1986): Directed by Bruna Fionda, Polly Gladwin and Zachary Nataf as a project at The London College of Printing, this is all about Zena (Pamela Lofton), who is researching monstrous women. She meets Lillia (Susan Franklyn) a vampire, at a horror movie and the two start a relationship. 

Liliana, trapped with an abusive male partner by the name of Luke (Jeremy Peters) who is what vampires probably would be, scavengers who feed on the weak, dreams of movies in which she is the victim of just such a vampire. She’s often fed on human beings, but has been careful not to be caught or make a mess, unlike her partner. As for Zena, she’s been studying how female gods were once worshipped but now only appear in horror fiction as monstrous creatures.

So much of this movie is as right on now as when it was made, like the speech that Zena gives when Liliana tracks her down: “Have you noticed that horror can be the most progressive popular genre? It brings up everything that our society represses, how the oppressed are turned into a source of fear and anxiety. The horror genre dramatizes the repressed as “the other” in the figure of the monster and normal life is threatened by the monster, by the return of the repressed consciously perceived as ugly, terrible, obscene.”

Her argument is that we can subvert the very notions of horror, making the monsters into heroes that destroy the rules that hold us down.

However, this being a student film, it’s very overly earnest and instead of working these ideas into the narrative as subtext, they take over the entire movie. If you’re willing to overlook this, it’s a pretty fascinating effort.

Relax (1991):  Steve (Philip Rosch) lives with his lover Ned (Grant Oatley), but as he starts to engage in a more domestic relationship, he starts to worry about all of the partners he’s had. After all, the AIDS crisis is happening and he’s never been tested. Ned tells him to relax, but there’s no way that he can.

The wait for the test is just five days but it may as well be forever. This also makes a tie between sex and death, as Steve strips for both Ned and his doctor. And in the middle of this endless period of limbo, he dreams of death and fights with Ned, who just smiles and keeps telling him to relax. But how could anyone during the time of AIDS?

I remember my first blood test and the doctor lecturing me after he gave it, telling me that I should have been a virgin until I married and whatever happened, I brought it on myself. The funny thing was, I had been a virgin, I thought I was getting married and I had no knowledge that my fiance was unfaithful to a level you only see in films. That night, my parents came to visit, leaving their small town to come to the big city and my mother asked, “What is that bandage on your arm?” I could have lied, but I told her it was for a blood test, and I dealt with yet someone else upset with me. My problems were miniscule in the face of the recriminations that gay people had to deal with, a time of Silence=Death, a place seemingly forgotten today other than by the ones who fought the war.

Directed and written by Chris Newby, this is a stark reminder of that time.

Boobs a Lot (1968): Directed by Aggy Read, this is quite simple: many shots of female breasts, all set to The Fugs’ song of the same name. Banned in Australia, this has around three thousand sets of mammaries all in three minutes, the male gaze presented over and over and, yes, over again until it goes past just being sophomoric and becomes mesmerizing in the way that breasts are when you’re starting puberty. I’m ascribing artistic meaning to this but really, at the end of the day, it’s just a lot of sweater meat. Fun bags. Cans, dirty pillows, babylons, what have you. My wife is always amazed at how many dumb names I can come up with for anatomy and I blame years of John Waters and reading Hustler as a kid and yeah, I’m not as proud of the latter than the former. That said, there are a lot of headlights in this one.

Kama Sutra Rides Again (1971): Stanley (Bob Godfrey, who also directed and write this) and Ethel are a married couple looking to keep their love life interesting, so they have been trying out new positions. Things start somewhat simple, but by the end, Ethel is being dropped through trap doors and out of an airplane onto her husband. A trapeze love making attempt ends in injury, leading Ethel to chase Stanley while all wrapped up.

Stanley Kubrick personally selected this film to play before A Clockwork Orange in theaters in the UK. I wonder if this played at Scala before the screening that shut down the theater. More than just a dirty cartoon, this was nominated for an Oscar. Despite being about lovemaking, it’s all rather innocent and remains funny years after it was made.

Coping With Cupid (1991): Directed and co-written by former Slits guitarist Viv Albertine, this finds three blonde alien women — played by Yolande Brener, Fiona Dennison and Melissa Milo — who have come to Earth to learn what love is, under the command of Captain Trulove (the voice of Lorelei King). They meet a man named Peter (Sean Pertwee), who hasn’t found anyone, as well as interview people on the street to try and learn exactly how one person can become enamored of another.

Richard Jobson from Skids and Don Letts from Big Audio Dynamite appear, as does feminist sexologist Shere Hite, at least on a TV set. I love that the three aliens are the ideal of male perfection yet they are lonely, trying to figure out what it takes to make the heart beat. It’s kind of like so many other films that I adore where space women try to understand men, a genre that really needs a better title. See Cat-Women of the Moon, Missile to the Moon, Queen of Outer Space, Fire Maidens from Outer SpaceAmazon Women On the Moon, Abbott and Costello Go to Mars, El Planeta De Las Mujeres Invasoras and Uçan Daireler Istanbulda.

On Guard (1984): Sydney: Four women — Diana (Jan Cornall), Amelia (Liddy Clark),  Adrienne (Kerry Dwyer) and Georgia (Mystery Carnage) — juggle their lives, careers and even families to destroy the research of the company Utero, who are creating new ways of reproductive engineering. Or, as the sales material says, “Not only are the protagonists politically active women, but the frank depiction of their sexual and emotional lives and the complexity of their domestic responsibilities add new dimensions to the thriller format. The film also raises as a central issue the ethical debate over biotechnology as a potential threat to women and their rights to self-determination.”

One of the women loses the diary that has all of the information on their mission, which leads to everyone getting tense over what they’re about to do. Directed by Susan Lambert, who wrote it with Sarah Gibson, this allows the women to be heroes and not someone to be saved. I like that the advertising promised that this was “A Girls’ Own Adventure” and a heist film, hiding the fact that it has plenty of big ideas inside it.

Today, in vitro fertilisation (IVF) is an accepted way of having children, yet here, it’s presented as something that will take away one of the primary roles of women. Juxtapose that with IVF being one of the women-centric voting topics of the last U.S. election.

MOVIES THAT PLAYED SCALA (AND SEVERIN BLU RAY RELEASE): Satan’s Sadists (1969) and Angel’s Wild Women (1971)

Thanks to the British Film Institute, there’s a list of films that played Scala. To celebrate the release of Severin’s new documentary, I’ll share a few of these movies every day. You can see the whole list on Letterboxd

Satan’s Sadists (1969): Al Adamson made his breakthrough with this movie, going on to direct Dracula vs. FrankensteinCinderella 2000Nurse Sherri and one of the most legitimately unhinged movies I’ve ever survived, Carnival Magic. Even stranger, he was murdered and buried beneath his hot tub in 1995, killed by his live-in contractor Fred Fulford in a plot that could have been one of his films.

However, today we’re talking about his contribution to biker films.

The Satans are a motorcycle club who roam the American Southwest, led by Anchor (Russ Tamblyn, TV’s Twin Peaks) and including Firewater (John “Bud” Cardos, Breaking Point), Acid (Greydon Clark, who directed Satan’s Cheerleaders), Romeo (Bobby Clark, TV’s Casey Jones), Muscle, Willie and Gina (Regina Carrol, Adamson’s wife who appears in nearly all of his films). We’re introduced to the gang as they beat up a man, rape his girlfriend and then push them and their car off a cliff.

They have the bad luck to get in the way of hitchhiker Johnny Martin, a Vietnam vet who is just trying to figure it all out. He gets picked up by Chuck Baldwin (Scott Brady, the sheriff from Gremlins) and his wife Nora. The old man’s a cop and wants to help the young Marine as he travels the highways. They all go to a diner, where we meet Lew (Kent Taylor, half of the inspiration for Superman’s alter ego), the owner, and Tracy, a waitress.

The Satans show up and ruin the budding romance between Johnny and Tracy, as they earn the ire of Chuck and his wife, who tosses a drink in one of their faces. Chuck tries to pull his gun, but the old man’s authority means nothing to the hardened toughs who beat the fuck out of him and rape his woman. Then, they kill all three — but not until Anchor screams out a totally inspired rant:

“You’re right, cop. You’re right, I am a rotten bastard. I admit it. But I tell ya something. Even though I got a lot of hate inside, I got some friends who ain’t got hate inside. They’re filled with nothing but love. Their only crime is growing their hair long, smoking a little grass and getting high, looking at the stars at night, writing poetry in the sand. And what do you do? You bust down their doors, man. Dumb-ass cop. You bust down their doors and you bust down their heads. You put ’em behind bars. And you know something funny? They forgive you. I don’t.”

The Satans don’t leave witnesses. Well, except for our hero and the waitress, who just escaped from Muscle and Romeo. Meanwhile, the gang meets three young girls and start partying with them. Gina can’t take seeing Anchor with other women, so she jumps off a cliff.

Willie tries to kill our heroes, but a rattlesnake saves them (!). Meanwhile, Firewater finds his body and comes to tell Anchor, who has gone insane and murdered all three girls. They fight and Firewater leaves the leader for dead. As he finally finds Johnny and Tracy, he is killed by a landslide (again, nature itself is against the bikers).

Finally, Anchor catches up to them and goes nuts, giving another soliloquy about being Satan. He raises Chuck’s gun to kill everyone, but Johnny simply throws a switchblade at him. “In Vietnam, at least I got paid when I killed people,” he says and at that, he and Tracy ride off on the villain’s cycle.

Satan’s Sadists was filmed at the Spahn Movie Ranch in Simi Valley, CA, at the same time the Manson Family lived there. Some movies would hide this fact. This poster will prove that this one wears it on its bloody sleeve.

Truly, this is a movie that does not give a fuck. Just about no one gets out alive or unscarred. Any moments of pleasure are stolen or taken by force. The poster promises human garbage and this film delivers.

Angel’s Wild Women (1971): After two men assault one of her girls, Margo (Regina Carrol) finds him and whips him. In between this movie being Screaming Eagles and tough women in foreign prison movies getting hot, this was reshot and re-edited to make it fit into the changing world of exploitation. Another thing that changed was while movies had been shot by Al Adamson at the Spahn Ranch for a while, now the specter of the Manson Family hung over everything. So when cult leader King (William Bonner) makes life tough for the bikers and also controls the ranch’s owner Parker (Kent Taylor), you get taken out of the movie and wonder how much of this is based on things Adamson and his crew actually experienced.

Sam Sherman told Filmfax: “We even had some members of the Manson gang in it, people who had been hanging around. I don’t know if they were killers or not. What happened in this instance was one of those things you can’t imagine or even predict.”

Ross Hagen is the hero, as much as anyone in a biker movie can be the hero.

Also known as Commune of Death, a title that leans into the Manson parts of this movie, this is a film that ends with Hagen dropping his motorcycle off a cliff and onto a car, which inexplicably explodes.

Both films are available on one blu ray from Severin. Extras include commentary on both movies by producer/distributor Samuel M. Sherman, outtakes, trailers and TV and radio commercials. You can get this from Severin.

See No Evil (1971)

Poor Mia Farrow.

It feels like she could never catch a break, whether that’s in movies or real life.

In See No Evil, she plays the recently blinded Sarah, who is staying with her uncle and aunt. As she goes on a date with Steve (Norman Eshley), she avoids being killed like everyone else. The next day, she has a carefree day in this manor home while the rest of her family is dead all around her, unseen thanks to her loss of vision.

The gardner, Barker (Brian Rawlinson), is somehow still alive. Well, not for long, but before he fades out, he tells her that the killer is coming back to find a bracelet they lost that has their name on it. We don’t see their face, but do get to see some distinctive boots as Sarah runs blindly into the woods before she’s saved by gypsies.

Tom (Michael Elphick), the leader of the gypsy family, sees the bracelet, which has the name Jack. He believes that it belongs to his brother, who was dating Sarah’s cousin Sandy (Diane Grayson). He tells Sarah that he’s taking her to the police, but instead, he’s locked her in a shed so that his family can escape.

I’m not going to reveal the killer, but Sarah is forced to fall down muddy hillsides before being saved and even then, she must endure one more near-death experience as she’s attacked while in the bath tub.

Writer Brian Clemens wrote the script on spec and Columbia Pictures told him “‘Well, if Mia Farrow plays the lead, we’ll buy it.” You can imagine what happened. He also wrote The Golden Voyage of SinbadAnd Soon the Darknes, Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde and directed and wrote Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter.

This was directed by Richard Fleischer, whose career encompasses everything from blockbusters like Fantastic Voyage and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea to magnificent disasters like Doctor Dolittle and The Jazz Singer and odd efforts like Amityville 3DConan the DestroyerRed Sonja and Mandingo. As the son of Max Fleischer, he was chairman of Fleischer Studios, which handles the licensing of Betty Boop and Koko the Clown. That’s why his last screen credit was creative consultant for The Betty Boop Movie Mystery in 1989.

Originally, this movie’s soundtrack was by Andre Previn, who was married to Farrow at the time. They wanted Previn to further change the music, but he was in Russia, which is why they tossed his music. Of course, Previn has a different story. The real one, probably, is that producer Leslie Linder disliked his score and hired David Whitaker to write a new one, which he also hated, and then Elmer Bernstein wrote the music. This helps in the ad campaign, as the movie was compared to Hitchcock.

Also known as Blind Terror, this starts with a walk past several marquees. While the movies Rapist Cult and The Convent Murders aren’t actual films, Torture Garden is playing on a TV.

See No Evil is a good suspense film that is better thanks to Farrow, who seems constantly on the verge of cracking. She’s so good at being an actual person when surrounded by the fantastic and the deadly, this being yet another great example of her abilities.

You can watch this on Tubi.

ARROW VIDEO SHAW SCOPE VOLUME 3 BOX SET: The Sentimental Swordsman (1977)

Directed and written by Chor Yuen, this is the story of Little Flying Dagger Li (Ti Lung), who has such strong ideals that he has lost almost everyone in his life, including Lin Hsin-ehr (Li Cheng), the woman he loves, who he feels unworthy of after a rival sword fighter saves his life. Now he wanders the countryside, drunk all day, for ten years with his assistant Chuan Jia (Fan Mei-Sheng). He then learns that the Plum Blossom Bandit is endangering his homeland. When he comes home, he meets Ah Fei (Derek Yee), another warrior who is looking for a gold armor shirt that can protect its user from any strike. Seeing as how the Plum Blossom Bandit kills with darts, this vest is very important.

Based on Gu Long’s Sentimental Swordsman, Ruthless Sword, this finds its hero wine drunk and pining for someone he knows he should have fought for. Seeing as how he’s the third best fighter in the world, he has a lot to deal with and all he wants to do is look at nature and, yes, drink to numb the pain of losing the only perfect woman he’ll ever know. Even when the bad guys poison his wine, he drinks more wine to get over it.

Funny enough, Li doesn’t use a sword but a fan. The name works for him, I guess, because it sets up all those people coming to fight him up to think he has a blade and instead he whips around a metal fan, which is a pretty interesting weapon and one I figure not many people have prepared themselves for.

Chor Yuen made seven movies in 1977 and its amazing that this looks as good and works as well as it does. That’s hard working.

The Arrow Video Shaw Scope Volume Three box set has a brand new 2K restoration of The Avenging Eagle as well as commentary by David West, author of Chasing Dragons: An Introduction to the Martial Arts Film. There’s also a trailer.

You can get this set from MVD.

ARROW VIDEO SHAW SCOPE VOLUME 3 BOX SET: The Lady Hermit (1971)

The Lady Hermit (Cheng Pei Pei) has become a legend in the martial world, a woman who cannot be defeated in combat. However, as her name seems to say, no one can find her. Chin Tsui-peng (Shih Szu) wants to seek her out, as she wants to take her fighting skills beyond where they are now. Her travels bring her to a small town where she meets Wu Chang-chun (Lo Lieh) and starts to get closer to finding the woman that she wants to be her teacher.

To find her, Chin Tsui-Peng starts to fight the soldiers of the evil Black Demon (Hsieh Wang), the only person who can seem to bring the Lady Hermit out of exile. She keeps showing up and destroying his baddies, only to vanish.

Of course, everyone meets and the young and impetuous Chin Tsui-peng must learn to curb her youthful arrogance if she’s to discover how to do the amazing things that the Lady Hermit can do, like kick chopsticks into the eyes of her enemies or slice bamboo trees and then impale men on them. She also has this bowl throwing attack that made me want to start my own art of kitchen killing.

The Black Demon is no easy final villain. He can somehow survive a stab in the stomach, a dagger or two to the head and numerous blades in his body while still being deadly. He also has a tower full of goons that must be defeated. The undertakers in this town had to get rich from this battle, because our heroines just go wild. They have a ton of blood all over them and not much of it is their own.

Directed by Ho Meng-Hua, this movie has not just one but two deadly women who need no one to save them. I mean, Chin Tsui-peng kills so many of the bad guys who have cornered her on a bridge by slicing the ropes and nearly ending her own life. That’s how tough you get when you train with the Lady Hermit and she throws cats at you.

The Arrow Video Shaw Scope Volume Three box set has a brand new 2K restoration of The Lady Hermit as well as commentary by critic James Mudge and a trailer.

You can get this set from MVD.

ARROW VIDEO SHAW SCOPE VOLUME 3 BOX SET: The New One-Armed Swordsman (1971)

Lei Li (David Chiang, taking over for Jimmy Wang, but playing a new character) was a master of twin swords, but he was also arrogant. This is why he lost a duel with Lung Er Zi (Ku Feng), who has a triple staff chained together, after our hero gets framed for a robbery that he did not commit. Lung Er Zi  demands his right arm as his prize and Lei Li, thinking that he’s fighting an honest man, can only become humble and sacrifice that part of his body.

As if this is some kind of horror movie and not just a Shaw Brothers martial arts film, we watch Lei Li’s arm as it rots in a tree.

In an attempt to escape the martial world, our hero has become a waiter, but wandering swordsman Junjie (Ti Long) comes to the town that he’s hiding in and starts to be, well, a hero. This angers Lung Er Zi, who comes to learn who is stealing away attention from him. Of course, this being a Chang Cheh movie — yes, he has returned, even if Jimmy Wang moved on — you know that Junjie and Lei Li will become brothers, one will die horribly and our hero will have to kill everyone in his path.

Known as Triple Irons in the U.S., this is one of the best Shaw Brothers movies that I have seen so far. It’s almost perfect and man, that bridge battle at the end!

I can’t wait to watch the movie that unites Chiang with Wang, One-Armed Swordsmen.

The Arrow Video Shaw Scope Volume Three box set has a brand new 2K restoration of The New One-Armed Swordman as well as extras like commentary by martial arts cinema expert Brian Bankston and a trailer.

You can get this set from MVD.

RADIANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: Viva La Muerte! (1971)

Filmed in Algeria, France, Spain, Italy, Portugal, Brazil, Philippines, Morocco and Tunisia, Long Live Death! is directed and written by Fernando Arrabal, who co-founded the Panic Movement with Alejandro Jodorowsky and Roland Topor.

He based much of the movie on his own experiences growing up during the Spanish Civil War. The main character is Fando (Mahdi Chaouch), whose mother (Nuria Espert) turns his father in to the authorities as a suspected communist. She tells her son that he was executed but in truth, he’s only been placed in jail. As a result, his son wonders if he’s even alive and what happened to him.

That’s a basic explanation of a movie that is a hallucination of violence with shocking moments in almost every frame. Arrabal’s father was captured by the Spanish Army, was supposed to spend thirty years in prison and then escaped after entering a mental hospital, disappearing into the snow. He was never seen again.

This movie feels like him trying to work that out. What emerges is a movie filled with real surgical footage and no shortage of animal violence. It’s near Italian in its slaughter so beware if you’re upset when that happens in movies. Humans are also destroyed in this, as a man is buried and has horses step on his exposed head, while a priest has his balls cut off and then fed to him.

Pure shock and not for shock’s sake. This is filmmaking and presents an unfiltered look at a world that no ten year old should have been put through.

The Radiance release of Viva La Muerte is the first blu ray release of the movie with English subtitles. It has a new 4K restoration of the original 35mm negative by the Cinémathèque Toulouse in collaboration with Fernando Arrabal; an audio discussion from the Projection Booth podcast featuring Mike White, Heather Drain and Jess Byard; Sur les traces de Baal, a short documentary by Abdellatif Ben Ammar in which the filmmaker followed Arrabal’s film and captured him at work on Viva la Muerte!VIDARRABAL, a feature-length documentary on Arrabal by Xavier Pasturel Barron capturing the life and work of this singular filmmaker, playwright, painter and essayist, featuring interviews with admirers, friends and family, including members of the Panic Movement he founded; an interview with scholar and Spanish cinema expect David Archibald; a trailer; a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork and a booklet featuring new writing by Sabina Stent and an archival interview with Fernando Arrabal.

You can get it from MVD.

Virgin Witch (1971)

Christine and Betty (Ann and Vicki Michelle, who are real-life sisters; Elke Sommer was their au pair as they grew up) are runaways who want to be models. Christine is soon hired by an agent, Sybil Waite (Patricia Haines) but as you can tell, this isn’t a movie about modeling. It’s about the occult and the job in the country Christine gets is all about getting her in the coven of Gerald Amberley (Neil Hallett) and into his bed; both happen and she soon learns that she can control white magic or magick if you wear Stevie Nicks garb. Sybil is down with darker magic and wants to control Betty.

There’s also this guy named Johnny (Keith Buckley) who wants to help Betty escape, but he also wants to deflower her because, you know, guys.

This was filmed at the Admiral’s Walk in Pirbright, the same place where Terror and Satan’s Slave was shot. Director Ray Austin started as a stunt man on movies like North by Northwest and Operation Petticoat; working with Chee Soo on The Avengers, he helped Diana Rigg be the first Western actor to do kung fu. He was married to Yasuko Nagazumi and the stepfather of her daughter Miki Berenyi from the band Lush. He also directed The Return of the Man from U.N.C.L.E. and The Return of the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman.

Writer Hazel Adair created the soap opera Crossroads but didn’t make this movie under her own name. Along with wrestling announcer Kent Walton, they created Pyramid Films. She became Klaus Vogel and he was Ralph Solomons; they also made Clinic Exclusive, Can You Keep It Up for a Week?, Keep It Up Downstairs and Game for Vultures.

Ann Michele went on to be in Psychomania, House of Whipcord and Young Lady Chatterley, while her sister Vicki acted in Queen Kong, The Sentinel, the TV show ‘Allo, ‘Allo and The Greek Tycoon. Supposedly, Anthony Quinn “personally asked the producers to reduce the size of Michelle’s part thinking that her good looks and bright costume would detract the audience’s attention from him.” They have both spoken badly of their experiences on this movie, saying that they were hardly paid and pressured into more nude scenes than they had agreed to.

Here’s a drink.

High Priestess

  • 1.5 oz. vanilla vodka
  • 1.5 oz. blue curacao
  • 1.5 oz. grenadine
  • 6 blackberries
  1. Muddle the blackberries in a glass, then add ice.
  2. Mix vodka, curacao and grenadine in and enjoy.

 

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2024: Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Hammer Time

Peter Cushing was originally cast in this as Julian Fuchs and completed one day’s filming before leaving when he learned that his beloved wife Helen was dying from emphysema. He was replaced by Andrew Keir and this was one of the many troubled items of this production, as just five weeks later, director Seth Holt had a heart attack and collapsed into cast member Aubrey Morris’s arms before dying. Michael Carreras finished the filming, but Holt was rewriting the movie almost every day, as he was unhappy with Christopher Wicking’s script, which was based on The Jewel of Seven Stars by Bram Stoker. So is The Awakening and this is way more interesting than that.

Professor Fuchs (Keir) has found the tomb of Tera (Valerie Leon), a queen so unholy that she was drugged into suspended animation by priests who buried her with her relics, guarded so that she would never rise again. Fuchs becomes obsessed and creates a new temple under his home, where he brings her body. He also gives his daughter Margaret (also Leon) Tera’s ring and tells her to always wear it. Soon, the powers of the queen tempt the young lady into acts of evil.

Corbeck (James Villiers), her father’s rival, starts to use her to gather all of the evil treasures. When they are taken, the owners die one by one. Finally, they are used to bring Tera back from the dead, only to have Fuchs and Margaret try to stop her. They kill Corbeck, but the queen has risen, killing Fuchs and battling with Margaret as the temple falls all around them.

Here’s the most incredible part: in the hospital, we see a woman wrapped in bandages, the first mummy of the film. Who is it? We’re never told as she opens her eyes. It could be either woman and sadly, we never got a sequel to this. I wish we had, as despite all of the issues, it has a gorgeous look to it and I loved seeing Leon in a leading role.

This played double features with Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde. I can’t even imagine that!