WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Dirkie AKA Lost In the Desert (1976)

Dirkie DeVries is eight years old and played by Wynand Uys, credited as Dirkie Hayes; he’s the son of director, writer, and producer Jamie Uys, who also directed The Gods Must Be Crazy. As he flies over the Kalahari Desert with his Uncle Pete (Pieter Hauptfleisch), the old dude has a heart attack, stranding Dickie and his small dog (Lolly, played by Lady Frolic Of Belvedale) in the middle of nowhere, with his father Anton (Jamie Uys) searching for him.

If you love dogs, this is a harrowing movie, as that little Cairn Terrier is supposedly eaten, has rocks thrown at it, fights hyenas, and so much more. It lives, barely, as does Dickie. But not for any lack of trying by the actor’s own father!

This could have been released as early as 1969, under the title Dirkie Lost in the Desert in South Africa. This is a cruel movie to make children watch, one that seemingly has nature and foreign cultures at war with kids. If I had seen it when I was small, I would have nightmares to this day.

As for young Wynaad, he had to film all of this twice, as they made both an English and Afrikaans version. He never acted again. I can only imagine how he felt about his dad, but since then, he has worked in adventure travel and as a pilot in the Kruger Park region of South Africa.

You can download this movie from the Internet Archive.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Dagora the Space Monster (1964)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Dagora was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, April 22 at 1:00 a.m. and December 16, 1967 at 11:20 p.m., Saturday, October 16, 1968 at 11:20 p.m., Saturday, May 16, 1970 at 11:30 p.m. and Saturday, April 24, 1971 at 11:30 p.m.

Giant Space Monster Dagora, directed by Ishiro Honda with special effects by Eiji Tsuburaya, is a kaiju movie that I would have hated as a child. It’s mostly a cops-and-robbers movies about diamonds, then it’s all about scientists. Dagora only randomly shows up, and it’s a floating jellyfish that seems like one of the Lovecraft Elder Gods. As an adult, the strange look of this kaiju is precisely why I enjoyed this movie.

When several TV satellites launched by the Electric Wave Laboratory go missing, it’s discovered that they have collided with unidentified protoplasmic cells. While that’s happening, Inspector Komai (Yosuke Natsuki) is searching for the thief who is stealing diamonds all over the world, which leads him to a crystallographer named Dr. Munakata (Nobuo Nakamura).

Meanwhile, Mark Jackson (Robert Dunham) is dealing with diamond smugglers as an undercover agent of the World Diamond Insurance Association. They all soon learn that the diamonds — and other sources of carbon — are being consumed by Dogora, which is the form that the cells have taken. And you’ll never guess what defeats the creature. Artificial wasp venom.

Dagora is only in this movie other than as a still at the beginning of Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters, but it has shown up in several video games, including Godzilla: Monster of Monsters, Godzilla: Heart-Pounding Monster Island!!, Godzilla: Trading Battle and Godzilla Generations.

This was syndicated by American-International Pictures as part of two of its TV packages, Amazing 66 and Sci-Fi 65. In their prints, all of the cast and credits are removed, as there’s a jump cut from the main title to the first scene.

Take a look at the movies in these packages!

Amazing 66

Sci-Fi 65

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 7: Metalface (2017)

7. A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ripoff

“Cindy just lost her job and home. Desperate for money and a place to live, she accepts a job offer but doesn’t know that her new employer is a deranged psychopath who specializes in hunting humans. Metalface is a degenerate killer who does not know any compassion and makes trophies from his sacrifices…and Cindy is next.”

After an unsuccessful run as Playing With Dolls, Lightning Pictures released this in the UK as Leatherface: The Legend Lives On. Legally, how could they even do that? Director Rene Perez was upset about this and has made two sequels.

Cindy Tremaine (Natasha Blasick) has no money, major life issues and the chance to be a housekeeper in a cabin in the woods, one watched all the time by The Watcher (Richard Tyson), who has set masked serial killer Prisoner AYO-886 loose with the goal of him killing Cindy.

So the guy has a barbed wire mask, and that’s all we learn. In fact, the movie ends before there’s even a beginning. Is it better or worse than recent Chainsaw movies? It’s close. That’s no praise. It’s frustrating because this feels so close to actually being something.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 7: The Devil’s Candy (2017)

7. NOW THAT’S BRASS: Skewer the end of week one with a thrust of metal – be it precious or, better yet, base.

Directed and written by Sean Byrne (The Loved Ones), this begins with Raymond Smilie (Pruitt Taylor Vince) shutting out the voices he hears with his guitar. His mother unplugs it; he murders her. And then Jesse Hellman, a struggling painter, his wife, Astrid (Shiri Appleby), and their daughter, Zooey (Kiara Glasco), move in and aren’t told the whole story. Jesse’s paintings become strange and sell better, but he’s hearing the same voices as Raymond, who is lingering outside and talking to Zooey. In the past, Ray had killed children, referring to them as sweet candy, and still has the bodies buried on the grounds of his old house.

How metal is this movie? Jesse wears a Sunn O))) shirt and they’re on the soundtrack. And it starts with Metallica’s “For Whom the Bell Tolls.”

I loved how the hero slays the monster with an axe, if you will, at the end of this.

Beyond that, this is filled with acting that goes beyond what is expected for a genre film and a family that you actually feel loves one another.

 

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Deported Women of the SS Special Section (1976)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: 7. Stelvio Cipriani

Le deportate della sezione speciale SS says that its director is Alex Berger. Still, we all know that that’s Rino Di Silvestro, who IMDB said “…was an Italian writer/director who specialized in extremely raw, graphic and, in the opinion of many critics, offensive low-budget exploitation fare.” He also made Women In Cell Block 7Love AngelsBaby LoveBello di MammaHanna D. – La ragazza del Vondel ParkThe Erotic Dreams of Cleopatra and The Legend of the Wolf Woman.

A group of female prisoners is transported by train to an SS concentration camp and subjected to torture by the camp commandant, Herr Erner (John Steiner) and his guards, which includes Kapo Helga (Erna Schürer, La bambola di Satana), a lesbian Third Reich boss, because every one of these movies needs one of those.

Erner falls for prisoner Tania Nobel (Lina Polito), as if this were a film like Salon Kitty. This starts with forced pubic haircuts and ends with a razor blade castration. This has Stefania D’Amario (Nurse Clara in Zombi), Anna Curti (Bava’s Kidnapped), Sara Sperati (who was in the high end version of this, Salon Kitty), Solvi Stubing (The Sheriff Won’t Shoot), Ofilia Meyer (Caligula’s Hot Nights), Paola D’Egidio (La Commessa), Maria Franco (Emanuelle Around the World), Felicita Fanny (X-Rated Girl) and Anges Galapagos (also in SS Lager 5SS Experiment Love CampAchtung! The Desert Tigers and Von Buttiglione Sturmtruppenführer).

All the interiors for the prison camp were filmed at Bracciano Castle, the exact location where The Inglorious BastardsToby DammitNight of the Devils, Megiddo: The Omega Code 2, and many more films were also shot.

This is the kind of dialogue that waits for you in this movie:

Herr Erner: Tanya. Did you love your Ivan? Hmm? How did he take your virginity away? In the forest, like the animals, or in that dirty bar where they killed him? How did he do it to you, hmm? Standing up against a tree, or lying on the ground among the fleas? What was so special about him?

(Tanya spits in his face)

Herr Erner: You lurid slut! I will have you hanging from a rope, and I myself will tighten the noose about your neck!

Oh yeah! It also has a score by Stelvio Cipriani, who did the music for Piranha II and Tentacles, which is how you rule the undersea world.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Robot Monster (1953)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Robot Monster was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, January 28, 1967 at 11:20 p.m. 

Phil Tucker invented a rotary engine known as the CT Surge Turbine, which he successfully patented but unsuccessfully attempted to sell to the automobile industry as a more efficient alternative to the internal combustion engine. Years after directing movies like this and The Cape Canaveral Monsters, he did actually contribute to some movies as an editor, including Orca and King Kong.

Yet we’re all going to remember him for this movie, and to be honest, whenever life gets me down, I remember that at some point, people got together and decided to make a movie about the end of the world, and they threw a monkey suit with a TV set for a head in it. I think about the startling ridiculousness of that, and you know, it’s all better.

That monster is known as Ro-Man Extension XJ-2. He’s played by George Barrows, who made his own gorilla suit to get roles in movies. He’s already used his Calcinator death ray to kill everyone on Earth except for the eight people we meet in this movie.

I mean, that’s pretty through. There were 2.6 billion people alive in 1953, so to wipe out that many people, much less be able to find the eight you missed, is pretty good work, if I can commend the outright annihilation of a planet.

This movie outright rips off the ending of Invaders from Mars and recycles footage from One Million B.C., Lost ContinentRocketship X-M, and Captive Women. Still, it’s in 3D, shot all over Bronson Canyon and was made in four days for $16,000. That is also worth celebrating.

It also features a score by Elmer Bernstein, who was currently being held back from major movies due to his liberal views. He also composed a score for Cat Women of the Moon that year, but would soon become one of the biggest names in movie music.

Look, this is a movie that has a Billion Bubble Machine with an antenna being used for Ro-Man to communicate with the Great Guidance, the supreme leader of his face, who finally gets fed up and blasts not only that gorilla robot but the child hero before he causes dinosaurs to come back and then uses psychotronic vibrations to smash Earth out of the universe. If you can’t find something to love there, you are beyond hope.

You can watch the Mystery Science Theater and the original version of this movie on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Ring of Darkness (1979)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Stelvio Cipriani

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the Future, Stop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

I’m ashamed to admit that the name Stelvio Cipriani did not ring any bells when I first saw this category on the list this year. It is just my ignorance, because Cipriani’s score for Mario Bava’s masterpiece A Bay of Blood (AKA Twitch of the Death Nerve AKA Carnage AKA Blood Bath AKA dozens of other titles) is one of my favorite film scores of all time—across all genres. It has so many different flavors, from the menacing, almost jungle beats of the introduction, to the whimsical finale. It is pretty perfect.

Cipriani’s score here in Ring of Darkness is definitely also scoring. It probably helps that his composition is executed by Goblin, really leaning into the prog rock, almost droning feel. I could not help but think about the score used in Lucio Fulci’s City of the Living Dead and John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness as comps to the style of the score. I’m also ashamed to admit that I might have fallen asleep halfway through Ring of Darkness. I’ll blame a combination of sleep deprivation and the beats dropped throughout the film that just lulled me to slumber. Now, Ring of Darkness is not a very exciting film, but I was never bored by it.

Beginning with an extended opening sequence, we learn that a group of women is bound together by their love of dance and the love of the devil. Years pass, and eventually the daughter of one of the women is having her own sort of spring awakening, suddenly becoming self-aware that her true father is Lucifer himself. 

While Ring of Darkness was accused of being another Italian rip-off of The Exorcist (writer-director Pier Carpi claimed to have written the story prior to William Blatty’s novel), the film really owes more to films such as Rosemary’s Baby and The Omen. Really, all three films form a sort of unholy trinity that, let’s just say, inspired many horror films in the 1970s and 80s. 

No one would confuse Daria (Lara Wendel) with Reagan or Damien in terms of memorable, menacing demonic characters. Is she the spawn of Satan, or has she just hit puberty? She goes around calling her mother “mother” in an annoying way that only a teenage girl could do. She does leave a scorching handprint on the chest of a classmate who wants to try to make the moves on her, an ability I’m sure most girls wish they had to rid themselves of annoying teenage boys.

Eventually, Daria ends up at the Vatican. Why? I guess we will never know, as no sequel was produced, or probably asked for by anyone ever. Still, I was interested in knowing what would happen next. Just like I wanted to know the next chapter in The Omen after Damien turns around and smiles back at the camera as he attends his parents’ funeral.

I watched this one on TUBI under the alternate title Satan’s Wife, which might just be one of the worst titles in cinematic history. There is no wife of Satan here. I’m not sure Satan is down with such long-term commitments. A much better title would have been To the Devil a Daughter, but Hammer had already used that one a few years prior. 

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Dr. Orloff’s Monster (1964)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Dr. Orloff’s Monster was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, December 17, 1966 at 11:20 p.m. and Saturday, May 17, 1969 at 11:30 p.m.

Jess Franco on Chiller Theater!

He had enough money for film stock and some of the cast; the rest of this movie was made thanks to the kindness of others. And this time, the shadow of Dr. Orloff has been cast on Doctor Conrad Jekyll, one of his students, who has been sent the secrets of using ultrasound to animate his robotic creation, which is really his brother Andros, whom he murdered after discovering that he was cuckolding him with his wife. So what does he do? Uses the robot creature to hunt down his ex-lovers and strangle them.

Yes, it’s dream-logic or more to the point, Franco logic.

An example: the robot knows who to kill based on the necklaces that Dr. Jekyll gives to these nightclub women. Inside is a radio transmitter giving orders to kill, baby, kill.

Also known as The Mistresses of Dr. Jekyll, The Secret of Dr. Orloff and Dr. Orloff’s Monster Brides, this only hints at the nightclub scenes of later Franco, as well as the jazz music moments which threaten to obscure the story and take over the film.

Also, a Christmas movie.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 6: Joe Meredith

October 6. A Horror Film Directed by Joe Meredith (Not for the Faint of Heart)

Across several films, director Joe Meredith has documented the alien virus Havoc, which has been experimented on by EonCorp, and the consequences for those who have been mutated by it.

South Mill District (2018): Ten years have passed since the alien war and what was once human or alien is closer than before. Two vagrants are followed, as they are part of an experiment involving the assimilation of alien and human DNA.

As Meredith himself wrote, “Their bodies were hollowed out by oversized spiders, bio-engineered by EonCorp, a corporation with evil intentions. The spiders used their bodies as dwelling places until the assimilation process was complete, and their bodies regenerated. Now they wander around the South Mill District, waiting for the spider’s mutagenic virus to do what it was meant to do.”

Stop-motion monsters, brain spiders, so much vomit…it’s like a drone SOV beamed from the past to now, an ambient drone that lulls you into not being ready for the next disgusting moment that is about to burn into your soul. Meredith did about everything in this movie, along with his wife Cidney and Toby Johansen.

Imagine if a smoked up stoner in the Satanic Panic made a low-fi version of District 9 but was more concerned with watching things rot than the politics of it all.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Atraxia (2025): The world is a video game and also the sketchbook of that kid in the back of your science class that barely pays attention but knows every answer. Maybe knows more than the teacher. And when you sneak a look inside his drawings, they look like someone’s been watching Cannibal Holocaust every day when they get back from school, all to analyze and memorize the crucified people.

Joe Meredith is making his own Monster Manual through these movies, as this is footage of creatures that have emerged after a major storm. I don’t even know or care what genre this is, but probably the people who came up with elevated horror as a name have an erection wondering what to call Meredith’s work. Religious video game drone horror? That’s not anywhere near succinct enough.

This goes beyond splatter, so maybe the folks that come up with those titles won’t be watching this wandering through nature and finding gory vistas just displayed in front of you, while keeping the aesthetics of a first person shooter.

You can watch this on YouTube.

You can also find Meredith’s films on the Internet Archive.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 6: Wolf Blood (1925)

6. SQUEAKY REELS: [whispers] This one came out in 1925. Shhhhh!

Star George Chesebro co-directed this with Bruce Mitchell, and after the 1913 film The Werewolf, it would be the second werewolf movie ever made. It’s also more adventure than horror.

Dick Bannister (Cheesebro) is the new field boss of the Ford Logging Company, which is at war with the Consolidated Lumber Company. His boss, Miss Edith Ford (Marguerite Clayton), visits with her fiancé Dr. Horton (Raymond Hanford) just in time for Dick to get beaten unmerciful, which leads to him getting a transfusion from a wolf. This leads people to think that Dick might be a werewolf, but that isn’t the truth.

Don’t expect lycan antics and just enjoy it for what it is. I love that some reviewers talk about how ancient it looks and feels. Yes, it’s a hundred years old. Come on. It has none of the legend either, but that’s fine. It’s at least something to watch and see how far werewolf movies have come.

You can watch this on Tubi.