THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 24: The Devil’s Plaything (1973)

October 24: A Swedish Horror Film

Monica (Ulrike Butz) and Helga (Marie Forså) are the guests at a huge castle where a will is about to be read. The girls will need to stay there for a year to claim the estate of Baroness Varga, who was burned at the stake for being a vampire hundreds of years ago. They’re joined by folklore scholar Dr. Julia Malenkow (Anke Syring) and her brother Peter (Nico Wolf) crash in the woods nearby. They are descendants of the women who killed Varga, which probably won’t go all that great with the castle’s maid, Wanda (Nadia Henkowa), who conducts nightly lesbian rituals devoted to the fallen blood countess.

Also known as Vampire Ecstasy, this feels like it fits right in with Jess Franco and Jean Rollin’s vampire women. I say that as a compliment. Unlike many of his New York City-shot movies, director and writer Joe Sarno shot this in an actual castle owned by the relatives of producer Christian Nebe.

Other titles include The Curse of the Black SistersPlaything of the Devil and Veil of Blood.

You can watch this on Tubi.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Cannibal World (2004)

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If there’s something that all cannibal movies seem to have in common — beyond scenes where white people mistreat the native populace, real animal atrocities and copious levels of gore — it’s the idea that mass media is the root of most of the modern world’s issues. Italian exploitation filmmakers were several decades ahead of the mistrust of what many would call fake news today and their human beings devouring human beings offerings often placed documentary filmmakers or network television reporters as the reason why all of this chaos is taking place. The natives were just fine doing their rituals and eating random folks in the jungle. The white people bring cocaine and their modern perversions into the unspoiled green inferno, ruining everything.

Somehow, 24 years after Cannibal Holocaust, a 73-year-old Bruno Mattei — using his Vincent Dawn alter ego — would find himself in the jungle trying to bring back the sick feeling you get in your stomach when mass media goes to places that they should have known better to avoid.

Grace Forsyte (Helena Wagner in the only role of her career) was once a big deal in the world of television journalism, but the fickle whims of fate have cast her into the pile of the also-rans. She decides to reverse her fortunes by heading into the belly of the beast and capturing Amazon cannibals on video along with another once-famous telejournalist named Bob Manson (Claudio Morales, who was also in Mattei’s A Shudder on the Skin and Orient Escape).

The footage that they send back gets big ratings and makes them both stars again, but the TV news industry runs on blood, so they’re forced to get increasingly violent and horrifying images to continue getting those big numbers.

Look, this movie is also called Cannibal Holocaust: The Beginning and Cannibal Holocaust 2: The Beginning, so Mattei wasn’t even trying to hide what he was trying to do here. It’s a shot on digital video cover version of that film, along with a hilarious subtitle typo (some mouths later instead of some months) and a lot less real animal violence.

This was shot at the same time as In the Land of the Cannibals with much of the same crew.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Island of the Living Dead (2007)

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When the rest of the world makes zombie movies that are either boring or sub-Troma winks at the camera filled with humor that breaks the tension, Bruno Mattei remains single-mindedly devoted to making the kind of undead movies that made me love the genre.

In short, in the sad world we find ourselves in where zombies have become boring, Bruno Mattei alone reminds us that these kinds of movies can remain incredibly fun.

After a team of adventurers loses their gold, they go through a fog bank and end up on an island of the living dead. There, nearly everyone dies as they’re pursued by shambling, blood puking monsters that never stop. Oh yeah, there’s also another higher caste of zombies that act like a cross between the Blind Dead and vampires, hypnotizing unwilling victims into becoming their thralls, even if they have to charm them with flutes!

I’ve come away from Mattei’s late period — he made this movie a year before his death — digital video films with great fondness, particularly for Yvette Yzon, who has taken over for Laura Gemser in his movies, starring in this, Zombies: The BeginningThe Jail: Women’s HellA Shudder on the Skin and two Segreti di Donna films for Mattei.

Here, she’s Sharon, not only the final girl but the Lara Croft of this story. The rest of her crew is pretty worthless, except for Snoopy, who gets his name by always wearing a Snoopy t-shirt. This is an astonishing choice for a zombie film and one that I applaud. He’s played by Jim Gaines, who has been in plenty of Mattei films like RobowarZombie 4Strike Commando and even shows up in The One-Armed Executioner.

Want an even better name? The leader of the ship is Captain Kirk (Gaetano Russo, The Killer Reserved Nine Seats and Trhauma, which he wrote)!

Screenwriter Antonio Tentori has been there for the dark night of the soul that aging Italian horror filmmakers must endure, being the scribe for everything from Argento’s Dracula 3D to Fulci’s Cat in the Brain and D’Amato’s Frankenstein 2000.

Only Sharon survives, but it appears that she becomes a zombie. No worry — she comes back perfectly healthy in the sequel, Zombies: The Beginning. Yes, only Mattei would name the second movie — or third, if this is in the same universe as Hell of the Living Dead — with a title like Zombies: The Beginning.

What are we to think of a movie that has not only the Necronomicon but also the De Vermis Mysteriis and the Cask of Amontillado? A film willing to rip off The Fog, Night of the Living Dead, Ghost Ship, Fulci’s eyeball scene in Zombi, the Blind Dead movies and even Mattei’s own Hell of the Living Dead? A movie that outright steals footage from The 13th Warrior, Interview with the Vampire, Deep Rising and House of the Dead?

We are to celebrate it. Thank you, Bruno Mattei, for always making it cheap, gross and upsetting, but never ever boring. The spirit and flame of 1980s Italian horror was kept alive by you longer than anyone.

2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 24: The Mist (2007)

24. STOP AND CHOP: The supermarket just became a shop of horrors! Cleanup on aisle 24.

It’s been a depressing last few weeks, so I figured I’d watch a movie and why did I watch this? Seriously, has there ever been a movie that has a bigger downer? Spoilers all over this one, because wow, this movie.

Based on the novella by Stephen King, The Mist has a different ending than the one King wrote. Frank Darabont, who directed and wrote this, is one dark person.

David Drayton (Thomas Jane), his wife Stephanie (Kelly Collins Lintz) and their eight-year-old son Billy (Nathan Gamble) have had their home hit by a major storm. David takes Billy to get supplies and brings along his neighbor Brent Norton (Andre Braugher). As they shop for food, Dan Miller (Jeffrey DeMunn) bursts into the storm claiming that there’s something inside the mist. Managers  Ollie Weeks (Toby Jones) and Bud Brown (Robert Treveiler) locked everyone inside the store as it becomes covered by the foggy cloud.

When the generator breaks down, a bag boy (Chris Owen) tries to go outside and is killed by whatever is out there. This scene points out the issues in town between the educated like David and the locals who have lived there their whole lives like Jim Grondin (William Sadler). They bully the young kid until he’s nearly forced to go outside.

David wants to get everyone to fortify the grocery store but Brent wants to go get help. He refuses to believe that there are creatures outside. He also becomes close with Amanda Dunfrey (Laurie Holden) and Irene Reppler (Frances Sternhagen) as they struggle to deal with the religious Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden) who has started to preach and gain followers. She thinks that this is the end of the world which is not easy on anyone, particularly when reptilian creatures invade the store and as everyone fights them off, one of them is burned alive and multiple people die, which only strengthens the Carmody’s influence.

Private Wayne Jessup (Sam Witwer) reveals that the local military was opening new dimensions and these creatures emerged. Carmody and her followers beat and stab him, sending him outside to be killed. This finally makes David realize that they have to leave, just as the demand to sacrifice Amanda and Billy is shouted. Ollie shoots Carmody and the group allows them to leave, but in the confusion multiple people are killed by the monsters.

David, Billy, Amanda, Irene and Dan make it to a car and leave, but no one else is alive. David’s house is destroyed and his wife is long dead. Once they run out of gas, everyone decides to use the bullets in the gun to kill themselves. David is the only one left, having shot his own son, when the military arrives with survivors — including a woman who ran away from the grocery store — and starts to restore order and kill the monsters. David realizes that he killed his son and led everyone else to their death for no reason.

King loved the ending: “The ending is such a jolt—wham! It’s frightening. But people who go to see a horror movie don’t necessarily want to be sent out with a Pollyanna ending.”

There’s a lot of Night of the Living Dead in this movie. While Ben is the hero of that movie, the truth is that Harry had the right plan. You’re just supposed to root for the hero and think that they have it all figured out and will survive. David does survive but at a cost much worse than if he died. He must think about what happened for the rest of his life now. That’s darker than almost any other horror film ever.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Minotaur (2006)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Tony Todd

Directed by Jonathan English and written by Nick Green and Stephen McDool, Minotaur starts in the time of  King Deucalion (Tony Todd). Each year, eight young adults are taken from the village and dropped into an underground labyrinth to be sacrificed to the Minotaur. Theo (Tom Hardy) is still angry that his beloved Fion was sacrificed. When he learns that she’s still alive, he begs his father, the village chief Cyman (Rutger Hauer), to let him be part of the sacrifices along with Danu (Jonathan Readwin), Morna (Maimie McCoy), Tyro (Lex Shrapnel), Didi (Lucy Brown), Vena (Fiona Maclaine), Ziko (James Bradshaw) and Nan (Claire Murphy).

As they are being killed by the beast in the maze, Deucalion’s sister and lover, Queen Raphaella (Michelle Van Der Water) saves them. She also reveals how the monster came to this world. Her mother committed bestiality to create a living god. As the minotaur became stronger, it started killing, starting with Raphaella and Deucalion’s brother. This murder was based on the village that Theo comes from, which is why they have to send sacrifices every year. She sent word that his lover was still alive so that he would come, as she believed that he was the only one who could kill her monstrous half-brother.

And now, the battle has begun.

Beyond Tony Todd, I watched this because Ingrid Pitt is in it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Snow Creature (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Snow Creature was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, December 22, 1963 at 11:10 p.m. It also aired on June 12, 1965; February 11, 1967 and April 19, 1969.

Dr. Frank Parrish (Paul Langton) is collecting botanical samples in the Himalayas when the wife of his guide Subra (Teru Shimada) is kidnapped. The guide takes over and forces the entire group to find his wife who he claims has been taken by a Yeti. Parrish and photographer Peter Wells (Leslie Denison) plan on working together to stop Subra but they soon learn that the creature is real.

By the end of the story, Parrish and Wells have succeeded in bringing the Yeti back to what we call civilization, only for it to escape into the sewers and get killed by one of the men hunting it. Way to go, humans.

The Yeti is played by Lock Martin, who also played a Martian in the original Invaders from Mars and Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Director W. Lee Wilder is the brother of Billy and also made The OmegansPhantom from Space and Killers from Space. His son Myles wrote the story.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Litan on Horror and Sons

I am happy to report that the latest Halloween Horrors month on Horror and Sons has an article by me on the weird and wonderous Litan. Check it out!

There are so many great writers this month and I’m excited that I can share this little known movie with the readers of this great site.

In the review, I said: “Seeing as how this is running in the month of Halloween, I have to confess that this movie won’t be spooky for everyone. Yet, I’ve been obsessed by age as of late, by life change, by legacy. I don’t know if it even matters sometimes. What matters? I’m not sure. I just know that movies make me feel things, deep and meaningful things, and this movie brought me a flood of joy and as there’s a dearth of that in this current timeline, I wanted to share it with you.”

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Blood Rose (1970)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Blood Rose was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, September 25, 1976 at 11:30 p.m. It also aired on October 1, 1977.

Directed and co-written by Claude Mulot (who sadly died at the age of 44), this is the story of Frederick Lansac (Philippe Lemaire). He’s a botanist, portrait artist and the owner of a beauty salon. After meeting Anne (Anny Duperey) at a dress ball and they are soon married. Somehow, some way, Anne gets her face shoved into a bonfire by the jealous Moira (Elizabeth Teissier) at one of Lansac’s painting shows, which is the wildest way to make a ripoff of Eyes Without a Face that doesn’t have Peter Cushing’s girlfriend have a studio light hit her in the face.

Lansac learns that one of his employees Dr. Rohmer (Howard Vernon), is a doctor who can only practice on criminals after an incident. Before you can say The Awful Dr. Orloff, they’re killing women to graft parts of their bodies to Anne’s face, who has gone into madness and also is having fantasies of her nurse Agnès (Michèle Perello) in scenes cut from the American version of this movie.

When a movie is sold as “The First Sex-Horror Film Ever Made!” it’s astounding that it aired on regular TV like Pittsburgh’s Chiller Theater. This isn’t afraid to get way weird, like Igor (Roberto) and Olaf (Johnny Cacao), two dwarf servants who dress in animal skins, randomly show up.

SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH THE DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!

We’re back for a Halloween party. Join Bill and me on Saturday at 8 PM East Coast time for two blasts of strangeness, ads, drinks and the kind of deep thought and dirty minds — and the best chat room! — that you expect from our show.

Up first is Massage Parlor Murders which you can watch on Tubi.

Here’s the drink for the first movie!

Legspreader

  • 1.5 oz. Midori
  • 1.5 oz. Malibu rum
  • 5 oz. pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. lemonade
  • 1 oz. lemon-lime soda
  1. Pour all ingredients into a glass with ice.
  2. Stir, shake and leave the money on the nightstand.

Our second movie is Madman which you can watch on Tubi.

Here’s the second cocktail.

Jacuzzi Sex

  • 2 oz. Chambord
  • 2 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. cranberry juice
  • 1 oz. pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. orange juice
  • 2 oz. lemon-lime soda
  • 1 oz. orange soda
  1. Pour all the ingredients in a glass with ice.
  2. Add a splash of orange soda on top of the whole thing and sing the Madman song.

Saturday is going to be great!