VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: LA AIDS Jabber (1994)

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Just the name L.A. AIDS Jabber is going to offend you or make you want to see this or perhaps even both. Originally released as Jabber in the 90s in the most limited of releases — in the thousands and all self-distributed by creator Drew Godderis — this is the story of Jeff (Jason Majik) and what happens when he finds out that the illness that he’s been feeling could very well be a death sentence.

1994 is a very different place than 2022, but then again, is it so different? We’re still dealing with a pandemic that has been politicized, except that when AIDS was unleashed, it was originally thought to be some form of cancer that only impacted homosexual men (shades of the media as monkeypox became this year’s illness) and any stories of straight men or women didn’t appear on the news.

So when Jeff finds out from his doctor that he has HIV, the disease that causes AIDS, he’s certain that this is the end of his world. Then why shouldn’t it be the end of the world for everyone he can take down along the way?

Jeff gets the bright idea to start filing his blood into syringes and tracking down everyone who wronged him, then injecting them with his infernal hemoglobin. And thus we have a shot on video movie — by necessity, as you can learn in my exclusive interview with Drew — that is filled with shock upon shock.

The thing that’s most astounding about this movie is that despite being SOV it doesn’t seem like a low end production. Yeah, it’s sleazy — would you expect a movie with this title to be any other way? — but it also explores the life of the cops on the case as well as what drove Jeff to go for broke. And man, the soundtrack! It sounds amazing!

Back in 2000, Snopes explored the urban legend that drug addicts were placing their used, HIV-infused needles into pay phone coin slots in order to infect others, as well as another story about AIDS terrorists leaving HIV needles in movie theater seats. Yeah whatever, crazy people of the world. L.A. AIDS Jabber got there first. And of course, it did it better.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Beyond Dreams Door (1989)

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I don’t want to jinx it, but every time I think that I am running out of movies that blow my mind with how unhinged they are, I discover something new. Usually, those grubby film highs come from Italy or Turkey or from the early 70’s, but man, Beyond Dreams Door was made at the end of the 80’s and comes from Ohio of all places.

Made with the cinema school at The Ohio State University, this is a film all about Ben, who stopped dreaming once his parents died when he was 9. Now, the dreams are coming for him, a fact he learns from the dream version of himself who warns:

“Beyond dream’s door is where horror lies,
Where love may sleep with sorrow’d eyes,
Where demons wait to greet the ones,
Who dare not reach its darkened shores,
Beyond dream’s door tomorrow dies.*”

As low as the budget for this film may be, its concept is high. Somehow, this also looks like anything but a movie made for thousands of dollars. It’s slick as hell and certainly doesn’t seem like director Jay Woelfel’s first movie. In fact, I saw Art of the Dead a few years back and recognized that he edited it. I’m glad he’s still working, whether that means composing music, writing films and even acting.

Imagine a movie as hard to explain as Phantasm with — amazingly — less of a budget. That’s what you’ve got here. And it’s exactly as great as you’d hope.

*Thanks to the astounding Bleeding Skull for writing that poem out.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Moonchild (1984)

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“Moonchild, hear the mandrake screamMoonchild, open the seventh sealMoonchild, you’ll be mine soon childMoonchild, take my hand tonight!”

Yeah, any movie inspired by Iron Maiden — it says so right in the credits — deserves all of your money.

Directed and written by Todd Sheets, Moonchild is a movie that realizes that the best post-apoclyptic movies didn’t need huge budgets, just sets that looked like the end of the world, some wildness to set them apart and all the heart you can muster. More 2019: After the Fall of New York, less Children of Men.

Also, you can sum up this movie in three more words: Werewolves are awesome.

Jacob Stryker (Auggi Alvarez) is a man who has had his genes spliced with those of a wolf and is therefore one of those awesome werewolves. He’s lost his son Caleb after he escaped the government ghouls who operated on him. And oh yeah, he has a bomb ready to blow his guts up in 72 hours, which is taking Snake Plissken cosplay taken as far as you can take it.

He’s being tracked by cannibals, bounty hunters, a ninja, a cyborg grandmother and an entire army with only a small group of rebels like Talon and Athena helping him. But you know, Stryker doesn’t need anybody. He’s a werewolf in the time after the fall of man.

This movie doesn’t have any budget, but there are still car chases and people throwing themselves out of moving vehicles which is at once awesome and wreckless and you know, I’ll go with awesome. More people should be willing to face death for the joy of post-apocalyptic cinema.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: The Necro Files (1997)

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A notorious underground classic for the last 25 years, this so-called American Video Nasty is finally available to a mass audience. And thanks to Visual Vengeance — due diligence, I’ve recorded several commentary tracks and written liner notes for some upcoming films — this is available for the first time ever on blu ray. If you haven’t seen one of their releases yet, it’s like the Criterion Collection grew a sack and stopped releasing movies that eight snooty people care about and started releasing movies that eight maniacs care about with all the love and care that pure cinema deserves, if pure cinema is a movie with a flying zombie baby.

Directed by Matt Jaissle from a script by Todd Tjersland and Sammy Shapiro, things get started when police detectives Martin Manners (Steve Sheppard) and Orville Sloane (Gary Browning) arrive too late to save Manners’ sister from being the next target of hockey-masked rapist serial killer Logan (Isaac Cooper), a killer who has aready claimed two hundred victims. Manners snaps when he gets to the scene and becomes judge, jury and executioner as he blows Logan away.

Some time later, a Luciferian gang marches through the cemetery where Logan has been buried. They kill his infant child — living up to the promise of the Satanic Panic — and throw it into Logan’s grave before taking turns urinating on its dead corpse, all the while chanting rituals and making you consider whether you’re ready for what this movie has to deliver. This ceremony brings Logan back, except now he has a yard-long appendage and he’s ready to use it on any girl unlucky enough to get in his way, including German porn star Dru Berrymore and a girl who is assaulting the tradesman’s entrance of a blow-up doll that Logan falls in love with.

Keep in mind — this baby is totally a toy and that fact is never disguised, pushing this movie from simply strange into sheer madness, the kind that I hunt down and treasure.

Two of the cult members, Barney (Jason McGee) and Jack (Christian Curmudgeon) are trying to escape the carnage they created, as the baby comes back as a flying zombie with a cartoon voice and Manners continues to go down a dark path filled with violence and drug use.

How could this movie be made any better? Well, it’s dedicated to Joe D’Amato and trust me, I think the man of many names would approve of the sheer lunacy and exploitation madness that this movie contains.

Just a warning: nearly every scene in this movie is filled with sex, violence or sex being interrupted with violence. It’s a vile, disgusting movie with a helium-voiced flying demon baby, and you’re not going to find anything else like it anywhere.

TUBI ORIGINALS: Gone Before His Time: Freddie Prinze Sr. (2023)

Directed by Victoria Duley and written by Adam Meyer, this Tubi Original tells the story of Freddie Prinze. If you were alive in the 1970s, you saw his rise and fall. Today, he may only be known for being the father of Freddie Prinze Jr. This doc gives you the chance to learn just what he meant to the Latin community and how he made such a major career in such a short time.

As someone who deals with anxiety and puts everything into his work, I was really touched by the fact that Freddie did the same and didn’t have the tools or the help to fix his issues. I wish that more people remembered him and what his career meant. Hopefully, you’ll watch this documentary and learn more about him and take the time to watch some of his comedy routines and maybe an episode of Chico and the Man.

I really enjoyed seeing the pop culture of the 70s in this as well as the meaning of getting to do stand up on Carson. It’s another cultural moment that is lost and I worry will be forgotten. Also: If you feel the same kinds of pressure that Freddie did or any mental issues, get help. You’re worth it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Behind the Crime: Killer Ex-Boyfriend (2023)

This Tubi true crime documentary is about a murder in Kenosha, Wisconsin, when Zachariah Anderson killed the current boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, Rosalio Gutierrez Jr. She had reported to the police that she had not seen him in several days and when she went to his apartment, she could see blood and signs of a fight. Blood samples were taken by the cops and they determined that Rosalio was dead.

He had not been seen for some time and had not seen his two children, who visited every weekend. Anderson was found to have a burn pit that had remnants of clothing that matched the victim. He also showed up on video shopping at Walmart and buying garbage bags, gloves and Clorox wipes.

From the start of the crime — and the stalking — all the way through the court case, this Tubi documentary has you covered. The body has never been found but this story will tell you what happened next.

You can watch this on Tubi.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Love You to Death: For Love or Money (2024)

A Cleveland woman named Uloma Curry-Walker may have hired people to kill her firefighter husband William just to get the insurance money. She was in debt when she asked her teenage daughter and the girl’s boyfriend to find someone to kill the heroic man.

She then gave the boyfriend, Chad Padgett a $1,000 down payment and he hired Chris Hein, who didn’t get the job done, and then a man named Ryan Dorty to kill William.

The problem? Walker’s ex-wife was still the person who got the insurance, not his new wife.

 

Director Victoria Duley and writer Ben Greguoli have put together a Tubi documentary that will tell you the story including video and reenactment to make it feel like you get it all. You may have seen this on other true crime shows — I’ve lost track of murders now — but it’s still pretty well done.

You can watch this on Tubi.

B&S About Movies podcast episode 19: Thunder (1984)

All three Thunder movies. Have you seen them? They’re all on Tubi right now.

Thunder: https://tubitv.com/movies/100015706/thunder

Thunder 2: https://tubitv.com/movies/100015707/thunder-2

And I lied! As I finished recording, I learned that only the first two are on Tubi. You can find the third movie here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUlN5vKxI-k

You can listen to the show on Spotify.

The show is also available on Apple Podcasts, I Heart Radio, Amazon Podcasts and Google Podcasts.

TUBI ORIGINAL: No BS: Miley Cyrus (2024)

I’ve been watching all of these Tubi documentaries because I have the goal of watching every Tubi Original.

As such, I know nothing about Miley Cyrus other than she was Hannah Montana and that Dolly Parton is her godmother.

I also dislike everyone from TMZ, so seeing that the description for this is “Harvey Levin and his team of TMZ experts discuss Miley Cyrus’ meteoric rise to fame and debate her biggest scandals and successes” well, I was planing on not liking this. 

Other than the seemingly fake fighting between TMZ writers, it wasn’t that bad. I agreed with most of the people on the show that Miley may have had some bad press early but she’s the kind of talent that will be around for a long time.

I really appreciated her charity work and for something I was not looking forward to watching, I ended up walking away from this feeling really good about what I sat through.

I promise — weirder movies are coming back to the site. Allow me my Tubi obsession.

You can watch this on Tubi

AC NICHOLAS COMES BACK TO THE DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!

This week, A.C. Nicholas joins Bill and Sam for two movies meant to be together.Join us at 8 PM ET on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Up first is Night of the Witches which you can watch on BitChute.

Every week, we watch movies, discuss the ads and then have a drink to go with it. Here’s the first recipe.

Island of Witches

  • 2 oz. Malibu
  • 1 oz. amaretto
  • 6 oz. orange juice
  • 2 oz. pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. grenadine
  1. Mix everything other than the grenadine in a cocktail shaker.
  2. Pour in a glass, curse someone and then top with grenadine.

Our second movie is Dr. Frankenstein On Campus which you can watch on YouTube.

Frankenstein Freshman

  • 4 oz pineapple juice
  • 2 oz. 99 Apples
  • 2 oz. Midori
  1. Shake all the ingredients in a shaker with ice.
  2. Finish your essay and imbibe.

I can’t wait for Saturday!