The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: The Night of the Cat (1973)

Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video (August 25 – 31) Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video! Take a walk on the wild side with troublesome teenagers, sleazy sex kittens, way-out hippies, country bumpkins, big bad bikers, Mexican wrestlers, and every other variety of social deviant you can think of.

A Carolinas regional wonder by one-time director Jim Cinque, this is what happens when our blonde heroine — is her name Bev or Beth, because the audio in this is as bad as you want it to be — takes a few karate classes and puts on a black wig to avenge her sister, killed by her pimp Mr. Demmins.

So she’s kind of like a cat woman, but the movie doesn’t go so far as to challenge copyrights. Instead, she mostly battles a larger gentleman by the name of Doug. Now, the pimp supposedly has a fear of cats, but this never comes up after its mentioned once, which is very unlike Batman’s origin where a bat crashes through a rich man with PTSD’s window and he says, “You know, instead of trying to get to the root cause of crime, like systemic poverty, I’m just going to dress up in black and beat up street punks.”

I kind of love that they said that this movie had a $100,000 budget, which is around $600,000 in today’s money. Did all of that money go to hire Nick Dennis, who somehow went from SpartacusEast of Eden and A Streetcar Named Desire to being in films like this?

Let me tell you how weird this movie is. We never see our heroine dress up in her costume. She shows up in it after a few scenes and we are just to assume that it is her. This movie doesn’t have plot holes in that it just asks you to write your own story so that it all makes more sense.

The poster, however, is amazing.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Agatha (2022)

Hoping to find a cure to the disease that is destroying him from within, The Professor follows Agatha on a strange and risky journey into a forgotten but not entirely deserted urban wasteland. Sure, that’s the logline, but this film makes getting there so different, so trippy and so intense.

Kelly Bigelow and Roland Becera did just about everything in this movie from directing, writing, editing, costumes, casting, effects and animation. It’s a truly singular work that presents an ever-evolving series of images that creates a dark mood while presenting what it calls “the disintegration of nature, institutions and people.”

It’s more a series of imagery and tone than an actual narrative film, so if that’s what you’re expecting, well…then this just isn’t going to work for you. If you’re feeling adventurous, however, this movie has a rewarding look and feel. It’s like exploring a series of dark paintings and nearly falling through them, unsure if what you’re seeing is either live action or animation or something in the middle.

You can learn more at the official site.

I watched Agatha at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

SHAWGUST: Descendent of the Sun (1983)

As a baby, Shue Sang (Derek Yee) was found in a cave by an elderly childless woodcutter. And like Kal-El, he grew into a man with powers above and beyond normal men. Also, like Superman, he is powered by our sun and sent here before the destruction of his homeworld. Well, it was an explosion that destroyed Krypton, but his world was smashed by the Demon Spawn, who is coming to Earth in the form of an eclipse, which means that Shue Sang has to figure out his powers quickly.

So as you listen to the John Williams score from Superman, you will realize that if Shue Sang is Superman, then Mo Ying the Demon Spawn is General Zod and the evil Regent is, I guess, Lex Luthor. Except that Zod never blew people up real good when he blasted them with laser beams. Also, Shue Sang’s move set might copy the Man of Steel, including powers like flight, super strength and energy beams (well, from the hands if not the eyes), but he also has Mort Weisinger-era Superman family powers too, like being able to have conversations with animals. He can also create laser shapes to fight with, kind of like Lou Ferrigno Hercules. Oh yeah — he can also pluck chickens with his mind. What other hero can do that?

This ends with a crucified princess (Cherie Chung), hopping vampires, an eclipse and a dramatic comeback before a flying laser fight. What other film has a bad guy with an extreme eugenics agenda using his blood to awaken a murderous demon baby? Pure movie drugs, Shaw Brothers strain.

SHAWGUST: Full Moon Scimitar (1979)

Another film with Death Duel‘s Third Master (Yueh Hua), Full Moon Scimitar starts with Ding Peng (Derek Yee) sparring in sword battles that don’t go to the death. However, he wants to get ahead of his rival Liu Ruo Song (Wang Yong), who sends his wife to seduce him and steal his sword manual before they fight. Our hero is humiliated, leading him to ask his father’s spirit for guidance. He soon meets Qing Qing (Liza Wang) and learns of a weapon called the Full Moon Scimitar. Yet even when he obtains it, he wants glory and honor instead of peace.

Directed by Yuen Chor, this is another tale of the difference between the martial world and the world of normalcy, a place that Ding Peng wants to escape and that Qing Qing wants him to remain in. The martial world is one of shadows and fog, a place lit like a Mario Bava movie, a violent universe where you must be ready to defend yourself at any moment. There is no rest.

This is a movie brave enough to answer the question “When you get to the top of the mountain, what comes next?” It’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll, as Bon Scott sang. And when you get there, like an Italian West gunfighter, you have to be ready to defend your title with your life at a moment’s notice. It seems exhausting and unsustainable, as this film’s moral reminds us.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Scarlet Blue (2024)

Alter Monrepos (Amélie Daure and Anne-Sophie Charron) has an IV dripping blue liquid into her body, lying on a medical table. Or maybe she’s throwing up. Or is she in hypnotherapy with the cave-dwelling Léandro Lecreulx (Stefano Cassetti)? She could also be hooking up with gas station attendant Chris (director and writer Aurélia Mengin) or El Gringo (Emmanuel Bonami). At least she’s taking photos of everything that happens to her, so that she can show them in therapy and determine what makes her anxious — red — or safe — blue — and then learn what is real. And oh yeah — deal with her mother Rosy (Patricia Barzyk) and get past self-harm and embrace living.

This movie’s PR describes it as “Mario Bava meets David Lynch” but this goes further and better and deeper than that. It’s a world of neon that it stalks through, of desire and despair, of long-buried secrets, of the meanings of colors and a place where it can just all come to a stop so two metallic flaked lovers can grind together while loud mechanical shrill shouts pierce the soundtrack. To compare Mengin’s work to any other creative is a disservice. Here, she announces herself as a bold new voice that will only grow in power and command with each new work. This is not a movie that makes sense and therefore, it makes complete and utter sense. Magical and the note to her father at the end, referring to him as her partner in surrealism, made me wistful.

I watched Scarlet Blue at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: Primitive Love (1964)

Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video (August 25 – 31) Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video! Take a walk on the wild side with troublesome teenagers, sleazy sex kittens, way-out hippies, country bumpkins, big bad bikers, Mexican wrestlers, and every other variety of social deviant you can think of.

Luigi Scattini’s directing career is all over the place, hitting all the various genres of the 60’s and 70’s. There’s comedy — War Italian Style, which unites silent film legend Buston Keaton with the Italian comedian duo of Franco Franchi and Ciccio Ingrassia (more on them in a bit). There’s mondo — Sweden Heaven and Hell, narrated by Edmund Purdom and featuring Piero Umiliani’s “Mah Nà Mah Nà, which would be used by Benny Hill and The Muppets. And more mondo — the magical Witchcraft ’70, as well as Questo Sporco Mondo Meraviglioso (This Dirty Wonderful World) and Sexy Magico. There’s Eurospy — the Richard Harrison-starring Ring Around the World. And plenty of sexual themed films like La Ragazza dalla Pelle di Luna (The Girl with the Moon Skin), La Ragazza Fuoristrada (The Off-Road Girl), The BodyLa Notte dell’alta Marea (The Night of High Tide, which has Pam Grier) and Blue Nude. He’s also the father of Monica Scattini, the only actress I know who could be in both One from the Heart and Ruggero Deodato’s Concorde Affaire ’79.

Saying this is an uneven film is being generous to uneven films. The moronic antics of Franchi and Ingrassia, who play bellhops, play out around Mansfield lounging about and gradually getting undressed. Her husband at the time, Mickey Hargitay, also shows up.

Yes, a movie where Jayne is a doctor — of sexual relations — whose film of mating rituals around the world is an excuse to show mondo footage. These are the movies I fill my life with and bring to you.

Credit — or blame — goes to Massimo Pupillo, who would make Bloody Pit of Horror with Hargitay, and Amedeo Sollazzo, who worked with Franchi and Ingrassia throughout their long careers.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Children of the Wicker Man (2024)

This film comes direct from Justin and Dominic Hardy, two of the eight children of the director of The Wicker Man, Robin Hardy. For years, they’ve said that this movie destroyed their family, but now, they have decided to follow the path of the film and how it was made along with director Chris Nunn and a crew. More than trying to understand how their father made a classic movie, suffered as it was unseen and took it through America where it became a cult film that finally spread back to the UK, only to see writer Anthony Schaffer take most of the credit, this is also about how Hardy had eight children to six women and how the many children have grown together and know one another better than they ever did their father. Now, they try to discover why he could so casually abandon them, obsessed with a film that seemed to go nowhere for so long.

At one point, Hardy believed that he was going to die, so he wrote all of his family letters to be read in the future. Those letters were found in his papers and went unopened until this film. It’s both a funny and sad moment when they are revealed. The true joy is seeing as how Justin and Dominic support one another through this draining experience.

This is less about the behind the scenes experience of the making of the film, which isn’t the story it should tell. That story, of the lives behind its creation, is told quite admirably.

I watched Children of the Wicker Man at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: So Unreal (2023)

I’m obsessed by the idea of the ancient future, of movies that seem futuristic but were dated even at the time that they were made. Created by Amanda Kramer (Ladyworld) and narrated by Blondie’s Debbie Harry, this film ties together so many of the classics — and maybe not classics — of high tech films. It’s so intriguing to see them in this context, moments playing out and reminding you of a past that we lived through but still feels like a far off dream.

Films in this include 2001: A Space OdysseyAll the President’s MenAvalonBlade RunnerAlita: Battle AngelArcadeBeyond the Mind’s EyeBrainscanBrainstormComputer DreamsComputers In Our LivesBrillianceThe CellClub V.R.The ConversationCyperpunkCyborg 2Darkman, D.A.R.Y.L.The Day the Earth Stood StillDie HardDisclosureDecoderDon’t Touch Me (With Your Polygons)Double IndemnityDr. StrangeloveEmmanuelle In Space 5: A Time to DreamElectric DreamsEnemy of the StateFail SafeeXistenZFortressFutureworldGhost In the ShellFreejackFuture KickGhost In the MachineGoldenEyeHackers, Hackers: Wizards of the Electronic AgeI.K.U.,  HardwareJohnny Mnemonic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jurassic ParkKiss of Death, The Lawnmower Man, Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond CyberspaceThe Making of TronLevel 5LookerLurid Tales: The Castle QueenThe Making of ArcadeMan of SteelThe MatrixThe Matrix ReloadedThe Matrix Revolutions, Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the FutureMastermindsMindwarpMission ImpossibleThe Net, NirvanaThe Parallax View, Rendez-Vouz In Montreal, RoboCopSky Captain and the World of TomorrowSplitSneakersSteel and LaceTerminal MadnessSynthetic PleasuresThe TerminatorTerminator 2: Judgement DayTetsuo: The Iron ManThe Thirteenth FloorTHX 1138Total RecallUnder Siege 2: Dark TerritoryTron, Venus Rising, VideodromeVirtual Encounters 2, Virtual GirlVirtual SeductionVirtual SexVirtuosityWarGamesWeird ScienceWhite Heat and The Wizard of Oz.

If you have any interest in these films, this is perfect.

I watched So Unreal at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Happy Halloween (2024)

Last year, Hadley Briggs (Emma Reinagel) barely survived Halloween when her ex-boyfriend went on a killing spree. He’s been in a mental ward since then, but as her hometown prepares for both the holiday and its 300th birthday, the killings have started all over again, just days after she attempts to return to school.

This is the kind of town that doesn’t just create urban legends and brutal crimes, but also gives birth to characters that each seem like they could be the killer, even Hadley, as she has some secrets that she’s kept since she was stabbed one year ago. When a body shows up with “Happy Halloween” carved in his chest — and photos are sent to Hadley and all of her friends, like best friend Peyton (Aline O’Neill) and quarterback love interest Kagan (Graham Weldin) — this gets tense almost immediately.

Director and writer Brittney Greer recognizes the debt that all slashers owe to Halloween and that all slashers made after 1996 owe to Scream. As the killer continues to decorate the town with the body parts of his or her victims, the one thing that comes to the fore is that Greer is able to authentically translate the very human voices and feelings of her teen characters.

I watched Happy Halloween at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: Santo Contra los Zombis (1961)

Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video (August 25 – 31) Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video! Take a walk on the wild side with troublesome teenagers, sleazy sex kittens, way-out hippies, country bumpkins, big bad bikers, Mexican wrestlers, and every other variety of social deviant you can think of.

Predating Night of the Living Dead by seven years, Santo was already battling zombies before it was cool, then played out.

That’s because the police can’t deal with the shambling walking dead, so they turn to the man in the silver mask to drop elbows on them.

There’s one harrowing scene where the zombies set an orphanage on fire, then decide to beat up every child inside. Luckily, Santo jumps through a window — wearing a cape no less — and starts hitting chops on them. He battles nearly all of them, who can’t be stopped by bullets, even when two cops get felled by just a punch. One of the zombies seems to favor stomps and he does so to, as they say, stomp a mudhole in our hero. Don’t worry — he gets a big babyface comeback.

Look for luchas Black Shadow, Gory Guerrero (father of Eddy and inventor of so many wrestling moves) and El Gladiator.

This was Santo’s first starring role — at the age of 41 no less — and he makes the most of it. He’s pretty much Batman in the best of ways, except he refuses to wear a shirt and has, as mentioned before, a glamorous cape. I can’t even quantify how much I love this movie. The funny thing is, somehow Santo’s films would grow even stranger, encompassing spy films, whatever was hot in horror at the time and femme fatales who just had to possess our masked hero. He made over fifty of these films and I wish he’d made five hundred more.

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