APRIL MOVIE THON 4: 2025 Armageddon (2022)

April 22: Earth Day Ends Here — Instead of celebrating a holiday created by a murderer, share an end-of-the-world disaster movie with us. You can also take care of the planet while you’re writing.

When they were kids, Madolyn and Quinn watched Snakes on a Train, as their grandmother was fooled by The Asylum and rented the wrong movie. Instead of being upset, they bond over mockbusters before growing up to be Lieutenant Commander Madoyln Webb (Jhey Castles) and Dr. Quinn Ramsey (Lindsey Marie Wilson). Even though they are no longer close, they quickly realize that the monsters attacking Earth in 2025 are all from the movies they watched when they were young.

The threat comes from aliens who have misinterpreted Asylum films as real-life mythology and are 3D printing the monsters to invade Earth. Great idea, but as usual for these movies from this studio, well, it’s an Asylum movie.

That said, Michael Paré is in it.

Directed by Michael Su, this was based on a story by The Asylum’s effects artists, Tammy Klein and Glenn Campbell, and written by Marc Gottlieb. It gives you the robots of Transmorphers and Atlantic Rim, a Sharknado, Mega Shark, Crocosaurus, koalas from Zoombies, multiple-headed sharks, a giant octopus, Mega Piranha, Mega Boa, Mecha Shark…everything that the studio still had effects of and could easily re-use the CGI.

But hey — it’s an end-of-the-world movie, set in 2025, not even about 2025.

You can watch this on Tubi.

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama 2025 Primer: A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama is back at The Riverside Drive-In Theatre in Vandergrift, PA on April 25 and 26, 2025. Admission is still only $15 per person each night (children 12 and under free with adult) and overnight camping is available (breakfast included). You can buy tickets at the show, but get there early and learn more here.

The features for Friday, April 25 are the first four A Nightmare On Elm Street movies.

Saturday, April 26 has FrankenhookerDoom AsylumBrain Damage and Basket Case 2.

With Craven stepping aside, Jack Sholder (Alone in the Dark, which was the first New Line movie before the original Elm Street and The Hidden) was selected as the director and David Chaskin was selected to write this (it was his first Hollywood script and he’d go on to write I, Madman and The Curse).

Chaskin’s theme for the film — which until the documentary Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy he would always say was just subtext — is the main character Jesse (Mark Patton) coming to grips with his homosexuality. Patton struggled with his anger over this film for years, as he felt betrayed as the filmmakers knew that he was in the closet. Between this role and playing a gay teenager in Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, he feared being typecast at best and labeled at worst. Yes, in 1985, this was the world that we lived in. You can see the movie Scream, Queen to learn more about the story.

Chaskin claimed in interviews that Patton just played the role too gay, but Patton bristled at that claim. The emotional stress led Patton to quit acting for some time to pursue a career in interior design. That said, Chaskin claims that he has tried to reach out and apologize to the actor over the years.

Director Sholder has said that he didn’t have the self-awareness to think that the film had any gay subtext, but an unfilmed scene almost had Krueger slide a knife into Jesse’s mouth. Makeup artist Kevin Yagher talked Patton out of filming that scene for the sake of his career.

Years later, Patton would write Jesse’s Lost Journal, a series of diary entries that would set his feelings—and his character’s—straight. Pardon the horrible pun.

The sequel starts with a dream sequence in which Jesse Walsh (Patton) dreams of being stuck inside a school bus with Freddy at the wheel. Jesse’s circle of friends includes Lisa, whom he’s friends with but too shy to ask out, and Grady (Robert Rusler, Sometimes They Come Back), a frenemy who seems more like a crush.

Jesse has moved into Nancy Thompson’s home, which was on the market for five years after she was institutionalized and her mother killed herself. His family has Clu Gulager from Return of the Living Dead as his dad, Hope Lange from Death Wish as his mother and a little sister that he bothers when she’s trying to sleep.

Lisa and Jesse discover Nancy’s diary, which explains how ridiculous the house is to live in. It’s always 97 degrees, birds attack you at will before they spontaneously combust and your parents accuse you of setting it all up.

Meanwhile, Jesse is dealing with all sorts of strangeness, like a sadistic gym teacher who really likes to go to punk clubs and get whipped. One night, a dream takes him to that bar and the gym teacher makes him run laps in the middle of the night. That gym teacher is played by Marshall Bell, who was George in Total Recall, the host for Kuato. Freddy possesses our hero and the coach gets clawed up in the shower. The cops find Jesse wandering the highway naked, which doesn’t seem all that weird to his mother.

Lisa and Jesse go to Freddy’s lair in an abandoned factory, then she has a pool party. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. At the party, they kiss and have perhaps the most awkward make-out session ever, until Freddy causes changes in Jesse’s body that make him run to Grady for help. Yes, he gets so upset about making up with a girl that he runs to his male crush, only to transform into Freddy in an astounding practical effects sequence and kill Grady. He returns to the pool party and lays absolute waste to the partygoers as Freddy before getting chased off by multiple shotgun blasts.

Only Lisa’s love — and kisses — can bring Jesse out of Freddy. But it’s all for nothing, as the nightmare from the beginning becomes real and their school bus turns into a deathtrap. Even though their friend Kerry (who has the best outfits in the movie) tries to calm them down, Freddy’s claw emerges from her chest.

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama 2025 Primer: A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama is back at The Riverside Drive-In Theatre in Vandergrift, PA on April 25 and 26, 2025. Admission is still only $15 per person each night (children 12 and under free with adult) and overnight camping is available (breakfast included). You can buy tickets at the show, but get there early and learn more here.

The features for Friday, April 25 are the first four A Nightmare On Elm Street movies.

Saturday, April 26 has FrankenhookerDoom AsylumBrain Damage and Basket Case 2.

Upon watching this again for the first time in probably thirty years, I was struck by how European the movie feels. Perhaps it’s the color tones throughout, suggesting the patina of Italian horror cinema (both Fulci and Craven cite surrealist filmmaker Luis Buñuel as an influence). It could also be John Saxon having lead billing. Or it doesn’t feel like any horror cinema is currently being made in the United States.

The real villain of this piece is not Freddy Krueger — more on him in a bit — but the parents of Elm Street who have allowed secrets and their assumed authority over their children to do unspeakable and unspoken things. All of them are haunted by it, divorced, depressed and self-medicating with over-dedication to their jobs or their addictions.

There are stories that David Warner was originally going to play Freddy, but that’s been disproven. After plenty of actors tried out and failed to win the part, it went to Robert Englund, who darkened his eyes and acted like Klaus Kinski (!) to get the part.

The other feeling I have about this movie is that it owes a significant debt- as all horror movies post-1978 do to John Carpenter’s Halloween. Much like that film, the true horror happens within the foliage of the suburbs, with shadow people showing up and disappearing. Much of the action on the final night happens within two houses. One of the main characters has the ultimate authority figure, a policeman, as a father. And the cinematography by Jacques Haitkin glides near the characters and around them, much like the Steadicam shots that start Carpenter’s film.

The film starts with Tina Gray (Amanda Wyss, who sets the events of Better Off Dead into motion by breaking up with Lloyd Dobler) waking up from a nightmare in which a disfigured man chases her with a bladed glove. I loved the way this scene looked. You could almost consider Freddy off-brand here, as his arms grow comedically long and he moves way faster than he would in the rest of the series. Yet, by keeping him in the shadows, he’s absolutely terrifying.

When Tina awakens, her nightgown has been slashed, and she’s afraid to go to sleep again. She learns that her friends, Nancy (Heather Langenkamp, who left Stamford University to be in this), Glen (introducing Johnny Depp) and Rod (Jsu Garcia, credited as Nicki Corri) have all been having the same dream. To console Tina, they all stay at her parents’ house overnight. But when Tina falls asleep, Krueger is waiting. Rod awakes to find Tina flying all over the room and up the walls — an astounding effects sequence in the pre-CGI era — and he flees the scene after her death.

Soon, Rod is arrested by Lieutenant Don Thompson (Saxon), Nancy’s father. Freddy now starts pursuing her, chasing her as she falls asleep in class (look for Lin Shaye as the teacher) and later in the bathtub, as his claw raises like a demented and deadly phallus between her thighs. Rod tells her how Tina dies and now she knows that the same killer is definitely after her (Garcia’s watery eyes and lack of focus made Langenkamp think he was acting his heart out; the truth is he was high on heroin for real in this scene). She tries to find the killer, with Glen watching over her, but he’s a lout and easily falls asleep. Only the alarm clock saves her, but no one can save Rod, who is hung in his sleep while rotting in a jail cell.

Nancy’s mom Marge (Ronee Blakley, who was married to Wim Wenders, sang backup on Dylan’s song “Hurricane” and is also in Altman’s Nashville) takes her to a sleep clinic, where Dr. King (Charles Fleischer, Roger Rabbit’s voice) tries to figure out her nightmares. To her mother’s horror, she emerges from a dream holding Freddy’s hat. Soon, she reveals to her daughter that the parents of Elm Street got revenge on Freddy Krueger, a child murderer, after a judge let him go on a technicality. In a deleted scene, we also learn that Nancy and her friends lost a brother or sister they never knew about.

While Nancy is barred up in her house by new security measures, Glen’s parents won’t allow him to see her. Soon, he’s asleep and is transformed into an overwhelming fountain of blood. Nancy falls asleep after asking her father to come in twenty minutes. He doesn’t listen and she pulls Freddy into our world. On the run, she screams for help until her father finally comes to her aid just in time to watch a burning Freddy kill his ex-wife and then both disappear.

This is an incredibly complex stunt in which Freddy is set ablaze, chases Nancy up the stairs, falls back down and runs back up—all in one take! It was the most elaborate fire stunt ever filmed at the time, and Anthony Cecere won an award for the best stunt of the year.

Nancy then realizes that he can’t hurt her if she doesn’t believe in Freddy. She wakes up and every single one of her friends is still alive, ready to go to school. As the convertible hood opens up in the colors of the killer’s sweater, she realizes that she’s still trapped by Freddy, who drags her mother through a window.

In Craven’s original script, the movie simply ended on a happy note. Producer Robert Shaye wanted the twist ending to open the door for a sequel, something Craven had no interest in. Four different endings were filmed: Craven’s happy ending, Shaye’s ending where Freddy wins and two compromises between their ideas.

CUFF 2025: Reveries: The Mind Prison (2025)

Directed by Graham Mason, who also created 2018’s Reveries and 2020’s Reveries: Going Deeper, this was co-written by stars Matt Barats and Anthony Oberbeck, who play two drifters wandering through a desert.

The quote on this film is: “Who are those guys? Poets or something? I always see them around coffeeshops…no laptops…weird…are they artists? Philosophers?…They seem like they must be around 40…”

Or, as CUFF put it, “Reveries: The Mind Prison is a comedy movie/art film hybrid, a sprawling experiment in unbridled creativity and collaboration. Told through a combination of narrative scenes, abstract video montages, and meditative voice-overs, it’s best described as Aki Kaurismäki meets a lo-fi Koyaanisqatsi narrated by Steven Wright, or as Vulture magazine put it, “Like an Ayahuasca session conducted by Mitch Hedberg.” CUFF will host the World Premiere of the feature-length culmination of an eight-year collaboration between CUFF alumni Matt Barats, Anthony Oberbeck, and Graham Mason. The trio have worked on several films that have recently played CUFF, including 2023’s Cash Cow (directed by & starring Barats), 2023’s Dad & Step Dad (produced by Mason and wrote & starring Oberbeck), and 2024’s A Joyful Process (produced by Mason and starring Oberbeck). This is the third movie in a trilogy that includes the comedy art films Reveries (2018, 46m) and Reveries: Going Deeper (2020, 60m).”

What you get here is a journey. Two sunglasses-clad wanders in the desert trying to escape wherever we are, wherever we ended up, and hoping to get out alive. This trip isn’t for everyone, but for those ready for it, it is here.

Reveries: The Mind Prison screens as part of the 2025 Calgary Underground Film Festival, which runs April 17–27. For more information, visit https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm.org/.

APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)

April 21: Gone Legitimate — A movie featuring an adult film actor in a mainstream role.

Employees of the Arkansas Fracking Industries (AFI) somehow go from fracking to releasing a shark covered in spikes into the swamps around a prison, just in time for Anita Conners (Cindy Lucas), Michelle Akira (Christine Nguyen), Sarah Mason (Skye McDonald), Shannon Hastings (Amy Ho) and Samantha Pines (Tabitha Marie) getting broken out by Anita’s grilfriend Honey (Dominique Swain). Meanwhile, detectives Kendra Patterson (Traci Lords) and Adam (Corey Landis) are in a totally different movie, mostly in their car.

Directed and written by Jim Wynorski, this is exactly what you want it to be: angry women busting loose from the big house while running into a shark in the swamp. Improbable. Impossible. Entertaining.

More sharks should show up in places they should never be. This movie was ridiculous and cheap as it should be. I enjoyed every minute.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CUFF 2025: Something Better Change (2024)

From the CUFF program: “The story of D.O.A. frontman Joey “Shithead” Keithley, who transitioned from a punk activist musician to politician when he was elected for the Green Party in Burnaby, BC. In 2018, punk icon Joe Keithley turned art into reality by winning a council seat in his hometown of Vancouver. When he ran for reelection in 2022, his campaign demonstrated how music can still effect change, even in these surreal times. Something Better Change documents Keithley’s 40+ year journey as an activist musician in Canada’s most iconic punk band, and how it informs him as a Green Party politician today.”

Scott Crawford also directed Creem: America’s Only Rock’n’roll Magazine and Salad Days: A Decade of Punk In Washington.

This features appearances by Ian and Alex MacKaye, Duff McKagan, Jello Biafra, Beto O’Rourke, Keith Morris, and Dave Grohl as it tells the story of how Keithley has transitioned from frontman to politician.

As The Stranglers said in the song of the same name:

“Something’s happening and it’s happening right nowYou’re too blind to see itSomething’s happening and it’s happening right nowAin’t got time to wait”

Joe didn’t want to wait for someone else to do the things he saw that weren’t happening. This shows the journey of someone who once went by Joey Shithead, from punk to a man concerned about his neighbors. Unlike many politicians, he talks about the actions he wants to take, not just running for power or popularity.

I encourage you to see this movie — check out the Facebook and Instagram pages — because it’s inspiring to see someone take action because they genuinely believe in it. It reaffirmed my faith that sometimes, good people do good things.

Something Better Change screens as part of the 2025 Calgary Underground Film Festival, which runs April 17–27. For more information, visit https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm.org/.

Murder, She Wrote S1 E11: Broadway Malady (1985)

Former Hollywood star Rita Bristol and her daughter Patti are about to open in a big new Broadway musical, until Patti is gunned down in a bizarre robbery attempt.

Season 1, Episode 11: Broadway Malady (January 13, 1985)

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote

Broadway legend Rita Bristol (Vivian Blaine) and her daughter Patti (Lorna Luft) are set to star in the Broadway musical Always April, produced by her son Barry (Gregg Henry), but death — and Jessica — are close.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury, and were they in any exploitation movies?

Lew Feldman is Milton Berle, who at one point was the biggest star on TV. He also was and had the most enormous cock or so it has been reported.

Rita is Vivian Blaine, perhaps best known for Guys and Dolls, but she was also in Parasite and The Dark.

Lonnie Valerian is Elaine Giftos, who also appeared in AngelGas!Body Chemistry 4, and The Secret Night Caller.

Barry Bristol is played by Gregg Henry, who starts all the problems in Body Double.

This is the second of twelve episodes where Michael Horton plays Grady Fletcher, Jessica’s nephew. If you think Jessica is bad news, Grady causes problems everywhere he goes and is my most hated supporting character, not just on this show, but in history.

The doomed Patti? That’s Liza’s half-sister Lorna Luft. This is her first of two appearances on the show.

Marc Faber is portrayed by Robert Morse, who played Bertram Cooper on Mad Men. He’s also in The Loved One.

Si Parish is Patrick O’Neal, who was in The Stepford Wives and The Stuff.

Gregory Sierra appeared in six Murder, She Wrote episodes but is perhaps best remembered as Detective Sergeant Chano Amenguale on Barney Miller. He’s another cop in this, NYPD Det. Sgt. Moreno.

Gretchen Pasko is played by Barbara, who also portrayed Whinnery and Sister Sara in Hamburger: The Motion Picture, as well as in Crawlspace.

In the smaller roles, Kate Metcalf is Sharee Gregory, Ed Bakey is Monsignor Kelly, Roberto Roman is Taki, Johnny Seven plays “Man,” Irma Garcia is Veronica, Edson Stroll is De. Peter Weber and Victoria Harned is a newscaster.

What happens?

Former star Rita Bristol is returning to the stage, thanks to her kids, Barry and Patti. How does Jessica get involved? Brady, her hated nephew, is in charge of the books. He gets all excited about inviting her, but there are already some problems, as the director, Marc Faber, is really tough on the star. Grady, you should also know, always dates exactly the wrong woman and here he’s with Kate, Patti’s understudy.

After dinner, Barry and Patti are mugged. Patti is shot while Barry returns gunfire and kills their attacker. Jessica sees through everything and thinks that this was a planned murder, but the NYPD is too busy to listen.

Patti survives, but is replaced by Lonnie Valerian. Meanwhile, Jessica sees the mugger on an old TV show and tells the cops again, yet they still have no interest. Soon, mother and son are fighting and Rita is out of the show. Who is going to come now?

Meanwhile, Rita goes all in on unaliving herself, using alcohol, pills and the gas oven, eventually expiring at the hospital. Of course, it’s acting…

Who did it?

Barry, who wanted to be out from under his mother’s shadow. She lives, as does his sister.

Who made it?

Hy Averback was all over TV, but also made Where the Boys Are 1984The Girl, the Godl Watch & Dynamite, the second Love Boat TV movie, Chamber of HorrorsWhere Were You When the Lights Went Out?I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! and also had 27 acting roles.

This episode was written by Tom Sawyer, who produced 79 episodes of this show and wrote 24, as well as The Carpenters…Space Encounters TV special.

Some facts…

Rita is watching a black-and-white movie that she says is “Moon Over Rio.” It’s really Three Little Girls in Blue and that’s Vivian Blaine singing “Somewhere in the Night.”

There is a missing scene, as a different ending was shot with choreographer Miriam Nelson featuring dancers on stage, showcasing the final performance. Instead, we get Grady talking on the phone.

Grady was dating Kate when we last saw him in The Murder of Sherlock Holmes.

Does Jessica get some?

No.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No. Too much Grady.

Was it any good?

Not bad, despite Grady. Seriously, I can’t deal with him and how he just serial dates and gets Jessica into trouble.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Jessica Fletcher: Well, tell me about Kate.

Grady Fletcher: There’s not much to tell, Aunt Jess. She ran off with some TV weatherman from Pittsburgh.

Jessica Fletcher: Oh, Grady, I’m so sorry.

Grady Fletcher: Oh, she was okay. We didn’t have that much in common. But wait till you meet Francesca. Aunt Jess, she’s beyond belief. Now look, how soon can you get down here?

What’s next?

A trip to New Orleans gets off to an eventful start when the leader of a popular jazz band is poisoned during a performance.

CUFF 2025: Sugar Rot (2025)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome Magazine, The Scariest Things, Horror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

Synopsis from the 2025 Calgary Underground Film Festival site: A punk rock horror film where a girl turns into sweets — and everyone wants a taste. After a brutal assault by an ice cream man, punk girl Candy becomes host to a mutant baby. Her pregnancy accelerates at a horrifying rate, and as her body begins transforming into ice cream, those around her see her not as a person, but as something to be consumed. Fetishized by strangers, and betrayed by those she trusted, Candy fights to reclaim her body before she melts away completely. Fueled by a blistering punk rock soundtrack and dripping with grotesque body horror, this film oozes with raw feminist subtext. Blending midnight movie chaos with social satire, this wild exploitation film has it all—grindhouse grit, surreal shocks, and a heroine who refuses to be devoured.

It needs to be stated up front: Potential viewers of Canadian body horror/exploitation shocker Sugar Rot who wish to avoid films involving rape and other forms of sexual assault will want to steer clear of the film, as writer/director Becca Kozak subjects protagonist Candy (Chloë MacLeod) to numerous amounts of both. 

Kozak tackles social issues revolving around the exploitation and commercialization of women’s bodies, and she doesn’t hold back on pushing buttons and boundaries. There’s something here to offend almost everyone, and at the same time, there’s plenty of what exploitation film aficionados crave: nudity and sexual situations, over-the-top set pieces, and jaw-dropping practical gore effects, with plenty of goop and glop for good measure.

MacLeod gives an all-in performance in her lead role. Some of the situations in Sugar Rot are a bit on the nose, and that extends to character names, such as Candy’s punk-rocker boyfriend being named Sid (Drew Forster) — there’s even a Sid and Nancy reference, if you didn’t get the connection already — and a doctor named Herschell Gordon (Charles Lysne). Forster and Lysne join Michela Ross and Tyson Storozinski as the main supporting players, all of whom give the proper amount of camp and scenery chewing that their deliberately baroque characters require.

ery little is sacred and few targets are safe in Kozak’s debut feature. She had goals for this film and she reached for them, resulting in a colorful — in more ways than one — punk-fueled slice of cinematic anarchy. Sugar Rot will put you off of dessert while giving you food for thought.

SUGAR ROT screens as part of the 2025 Calgary Underground Film Festival, which runs April 17–27. For more information, visit https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm.org/

APRIL MOVIE THON 4: The Sister-In-Law (1974)

April 20: King Yourself! — Pick a movie released by Crown International Pictures. Here’s a list!

Robert Strong (John Savage) goes to visit his brother Edward (Will McMillan) and his wife Joan (Anne Saxon), only for him to fall for his sister-in-law — yes, there’s the title — and meet his brother’s mistress Deborah Holt (Meridith Baer, who invented home staging and has a show on HGTV) and also — run-on sentence much? — get invovled in the drug trade.

Directed and written by Joseph Ruben (The Pom Pom GirlsDreamscapeThe StepfatherSleeping With the EnemyThe Good Son), this also has three songs by Savage on the soundtrack.

Oh, Crown International Pictures. Despite being called The Sister-In-Law, she disappears halfway through this movie and we never see her again. Instead, this becomes a heroin movie. Yes, there’s a cat fight, but this is really the story of two brothers — one who wants to be rich, another who is hitchhiking across the country — and the women are just in the way. And banjo music. So much banjo music.

The ending? A gut punch. Wow.

This is the only movie Anne Saxon ever made and she may have made it under an assumed name.

CUFF 2025: $POSITIONS (2025)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome Magazine, The Scariest Things, Horror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

An After Hours-type comedy of misfortunes for the mid-2020s, writer/director Brandon Daley’s $POSITIONS finds less-than-lovable loser Mike (Michael Kunicki in an all-in performance) quitting his longtime factory job when his cryptocurrency hits in the $30,000s. Naturally, those figures don’t last for long, and neither does the newfound popularity that he found with his sudden wealth. 

To add insult to injury, his girlfriend Charlene (Kaylyn Carter) gets the better end of the deal when he suggests an open relationship — just ask new flame Lorenzo (Jeffrey A. Hunter). As caretaker for his brother Vinny (Vinny Kress), Mike tries desperately to reaccumulate crypto wealth, even though the brothers’ newly Christian, recovering addict cousin Travis (Trevor Dawkins in a strong supporting role), recently released from prison, tries to convince him that cryptocurrency is a scam.

$POSITIONS is the type of feel-bad comedy in which the protagonist is hard to root for and in which you know matters will only get continuously worse. Daley certainly heaps the challenges onto Mike. 

Daley keeps the proceedings going at a frenetic clip, though the suspense is often tied to shots of the crypto going up or down on Mike’s phone app, with the action doing what it needs to accordingly. If schadenfreude humor is your cup of bitter tea, $POSITIONS is certainly worth a watch.

$POSITIONS screens as part of the 2025 Calgary Underground Film Festival, which runs April 17–27. For more information, visit https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm.org/.