THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 18: Shark Exorcist (2014)

18. A Supernatural Shark Movie

When your movie starts with a nun sacrificing someone and asking for Satan to send her an avenger, you know I’m going to like it. And when the devil sends a shark, you know I’ll love it. And the nun is named Linda Blair? Man, Donald Farmer, you want me to marry your movie.

Ally, Lauren and Emily go on vacation in Paris Landing, TN. There, shark bites end up possessing them, even though all they want to do is join a sorority. When you get possessed by a shark, in case you didn’t know, you get shark teeth.

This ends with 11 minutes of credits and 5 minutes of a woman looking at stuffed sharks in a gift shop, which seems very ASMR and chill after the hour of nudity and shark attacks we’ve lived through.

The idea for this seems so good; the open and close with the nun are great, and everything in between is painful. Alas — shark movies need more Satan.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 18: Trick or Treat With Reed Richmond (2025)

18. VIDEO STORE DAY: This is the big one. Watch something physically rented or bought from an actual video store. If you live in a place that is unfortunate enough not to have one of these archival treasures, then watch a movie with a video store scene in it at least. #vivaphysicalmedia

Perhaps you know Reed Richmond from Hell Ninja 4 and Beverly Hills Graverobber. Or maybe you realize that we are in the WNUF universe, which includes WNUF Halloween SpecialOut There Halloween Mega Tape, What Happens Next Will Scare You and this movie.

On this tape, recorded back in the day when this first aired on Monster Planet in 1995, Reed and guests will share where monsters come from. Saved by Daisy Hemlock and the Center for Lost Media and Trader Tony’s Tape Dungeon, this has all the commercials, so you can feel like you’re back in 1995. Or another version of 1995 from another time and place.

This is a bit straighter than the other movies — or so it seems! — so you may be lulled into thinking it’s just a real 90s basic cable special. But then the commercials get odd — the AIDS one made my wife yell, “They can say that?” — and maybe I just want to live in a world where SciFi wasn’t SyFy and cable let me escape the news. I thought the news was bad in 1995. Thirty years later, wow, right?

This is my favorite movie that I bought this year. If all it had were the trailers, well, I’d be set. That said, Chris LaMartina could make a movie about toothpaste, and I’d order a copy. What a world he has built. Here’s hoping we get to keep coming back.

You can get this directly from the filmmaker. It includes commentary by Head Archivist Chris LaMartina, another track by Reed Richmond historian George Stover, selected trailers from Trader Tony’s Twisted Trailers, and bloopers. There’s also a reprinted copy of the October 1995 issue of WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE?

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Mind, Body & Soul (1992)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Hail Satan!

Rick Sloane directing a movie with Wings Hauser and Ginger Lynn?

How did I never see this?

Brenda Carter (Lynn) gets mixed up with a Satanic gang — it was her boyfriend Carl’s (Jesse Hill) gift for their 90-day anniversary, not an engagement ring — and gets set up for the murder they commit. She gets bailed out by her attorney, John Stockton (Hauser). She stays in his house, which is empty except for a jukebox, because what else do you need? There’s also a prison guard who assaulted her and wants her dead, but Brenda has a medallion that can cause people to die.

Writer Edward Holzman also directed numerous Playboy and Penthouse movies, so this totally fits into that world.

I am spoiling nothing by telling you that the Satanic leader is really Wings in disguise, but that’s why you’re watching this, to wait and dream of that moment when Wings stops being a nice guy and loses his mind. In short, he is Wings Hauser. This is better than Hobgoblins but worse than Vice Academy, if you need a Rick Sloane barometer.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Atlas (1961)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Atlas was on Chiller Theater on Sunday, February 2 at 11:10 p.m. and Saturday, March 14, 1964 at 4:00 p.m.

A movie that caused writer Charles B. Griffith to say, “Atlas was a mess. It was a doomed project.”

Corman was on his way to England to make a film about Gary Powers’ U2 crash called I Flew a Spy Plane Over Russia, based on a script by Robert Towne. Towne got writer’s block after twenty pages. Corman felt like an idiot and left; meanwhile, Griffith was stranded for two years in Israel: “I was involved in an Israeli war picture about helicopters, which never got finished, when Roger decided to make Atlas. This was after Little Shop, and I wanted to make it as Atlas, the Guided Muscle, but Roger wanted to make a Hercules, Italian-type thing. Roger had a deal to shoot it in Puerto Rico, so it was going to be a jungle picture about Atlas and Zeus. Ancient Greece could have jungles, so why not? But I was on my way to Israel because of the helicopter picture that collapsed in the desert. So Roger and I flew to New York together, and we worked on the details of Atlas. Then I boarded a ship going to Israel… I was stranded in Israel for two years, and Roger wouldn’t send me the fare to get out. I wound up doing some pictures in Israel.”

Corman wanted to make this an epic and cash in on the success of Hercules. He did not have the budget to do that.

The shoot was even less fun.

Griffith recalled that the actors “…were very rebellious. Roger was in a towering rage throughout. There was a Greek cameraman and a Greek crew. Nobody knew left from right. The army couldn’t march. They tore the noseguards off their papier-mache helmets so their relatives could recognize them in the picture, with paper hanging down from their helmets. The tips of their spears were hanging down because they were made out of rubber, which I had to have done at a tire shop around the corner of the set. It was a lot of fun…. Roger broke his sunglasses in half and had a temper tantrum. He went a little mad during that picture. We went off afterward and got shipwrecked.”

King Proximates (Frank Wolff, who on Corman’s advice remained in Europe as a character actor in over fifty, mostly Italian-made, films; he cut his own throat in his early 40s, depressed over his divorce; his voice in Milan Caliber 9, his last movie, was dubbed by his co-star in this film, Michael Forrest) and King Talektos (Andreas Filippides) have been at war for a long time. Perhaps they could each choose a champion, and that champion could decide the outcome?

He uses his priestess, Candia (Barboura Morris), and philosopher Garnis (Walter Maslow) to recruit Atlas (Forrest) to be his champion. While Atlas easily wins, Proximates sets up Telekthos, who is put to death, and he takes over the city. Atlas quickly battles back and takes Candia with him, leaving all of this behind for Egypt.

The Greeks also didn’t send enough soldiers, so reshoots had Dick Miller and Corman dressed up. As for the modern ruins in the background, they highlight that the country has been at war for a long time.

Proximates is excellent, though, a bitchy ruler who says things like this:

Guard: You wanted to see me?
Proximates:  No!  I wanted to see your great aunt Helen from Lesbos!

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: The Great Satan at Large (1991)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Hail Satan!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the FutureStop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

Before the internet, if you wanted your opinion on a matter to be known, you had limited options. You could write a letter to the editor of your local newspaper or periodical. You could go down to the town square, stand on a soap box, and annoy any and all passers by with your rant regarding the topic about which you were most passionate. Or you could book time on your local public access television station, free from the limitations and regulations of the Federal Communications Commission.

Probably my own previous experience with public television was the Wayne’s World sketch on Saturday Night Live. If my hometown had a public access station, I never knew about it when I was a kid. Eventually, I did discover one public access station in my hometown in Louisiana once I moved back from college. Every Friday night, this station would broadcast an auction of the most ridiculous items. Forget going out to the club or bar or whatever third space was around in the late 1990s. This show truly was must see TV. 

Apparently larger markets had stations devoted to public access. Thanks to AGFA, I recently discovered the show Decoupage!, a Los Angeles based program featuring the performance artist Craig Roose and his alter ego character Summer Caprice. A drag character, Summer Caprice would host a talk show where people as diverse as Susan Tyrell and Fred Willard would come through for unhinged interviews. And where else might you find Karen Black singing a cover of Nancy Sinatra’s Bang Bang with the band L7? Nowhere but public access television.

A more pertinent recent discovery is The Great Satan at Large, a program that aired a single time in Tucson, Arizona in 1991. In retrospect, perhaps the station airing it at 6 PM was not the best idea. Wanting to provide an alternative to the televangelism he saw on a lot of local stations, Lou Perfidio created a talk show where he portrayed Satan, complete with red suit, pitchfork, and devil horns, spewing the most profane statements imaginable while images of Hitler and swastikas were projected on a screen behind him. Like most talk shows, Satan had a panel of guests. God was there. And a perpetually masturbating court jester. There are special guests—a sadomasochistic couple who show up to perform some simulated sex acts. And here is where Perfidio landed in legal trouble with an obscenity charge as the female in the couple was only 17 years old (he later pled guilty to the delinquency of a minor). Meanwhile, it is also a call in show, and incels across Tucson dialed in, asking Satan to push the boundaries further and further.

The show is indeed pretty hellacious, and perhaps a better glimpse into Hell than even Ron Ormond and Estus W. Pirkle provided in their series of Christian exploitation films aimed at scaring viewers into accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. After 45 minutes of The Great Satan at Large, I was on my knees asking for forgiveness. I kind of want to watch it again right now though. But that’s just the way sin is I guess.

Perfidio did appear on another program on the Access Tucson network entitled 666Israel, where a televangelist character and Satan have a…well…I’m not sure how to describe their interaction honestly. You just have to see it to believe it. And thanks to the wonders of the internet, you can. It’s right there at your fingertips, along with every other perversion you can imagine. Hail Satan indeed.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Magnetic Monster (1953)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Magnetic Monster was on Chiller Theater on Sunday, March 29 at 11:10 p.m. and Saturday, July 18, 1964 at 4:00 p.m., Saturday, February 13, 1965 at 11:15 p.m. and Saturday, June 29, 1968 at 11:30 p.m.

This is the start of Ivan Tors’ Office of Scientific Investigation trilogy, which was followed by Riders to the Stars and Gog. OSI agents Dr. Jeffrey Stewart (Richard Carlson) and Dr. Dan Forbes (King Donovan) are sent to an appliance store to learn why everything is magnetized and the clocks have all stopped working. Could it be the lab above and the dead body? Yes, and Dr. Howard Denker (Leonard Mudie), who has been irradiating an artificial radioactive isotope by the name of serranium, is the real reason behind all of this.

Only the Canadian invention, the Deltatron, can help us. The lead scientist won’t let Stewart use it, so he does what Americans do best. He uses a show of force and makes them comply! We’re saving the world, Mr. Scientist, and don’t have time for your objections!

Directed by Curt Siodmak and an uncredited Herbert L. Strock, who was hired by Tors because he was an editor familiar with using stock footage, the film includes plenty of it, including nearly ten minutes of an underground magneto-dynamo from the German movie Gold.

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 17: The Amy Fisher Story (1993)

17. A 90s Horror Film That Was Made for Television

Yes, a horror story. Within a few days, NBC’s Amy Fisher: My Story, CBS’s Casualties of Love and ABC’s The Amy Fisher Story all hit the small screen, and people did not go unmoved.

This time, we have Drew Barrymore playing Amy, and yeah, I’ll make a statement: I would kill someone for 1993 Drew Barrymore.

Director Andy Tennant would go on to work with Barrymore again on Ever After. He also made Fools Rush In and Sweet Home Alabama, so if you dated someone in the 90s, you saw his movies. It was written by Janet Brownell.

It all begins with Amy in bed, barely alive after a suicide attempt and wondering where it all went wrong. Oh yes, it was when she slept with Joey Buttafuoco (Tony Denison). Made a year after Drew was in Poison Ivy, this finds her playing yet another dangerous young girl who shouldn’t be using sex the way she is, but we all want to see it. You know, an exploitation film.

Fisher would go on to be with another old man bad for her, Louis Bellera, and even made an adult film — against her wishes, so she said — in the early 2000s. On March 6, 2008, Fisher was a guest on the Howard Stern Show to discuss the video. After the first phone call from Mary Jo Buttafuoco’s daughter, Jessica, Fisher left the show quickly. In 2010, she appeared in Deep Inside Amy Fisher alongside Lisa Ann, Tommy Gunn, Dale DaBone and Marcus London. She also appeared in Amy Fisher Is Sex (of course, Evan Stone is in that), My Wife’s Hot Friend 10Amy Fisher With LoveFatal Seduction (at least Katsuni is in that), and Seduced by a Cougar 22.

She reunited with Mary Jo Buttafuoco for appearances on Entertainment Tonight and also did the coin toss with Joey for the 2006 Lingerie Bowl, which was a thing. The New York Euphoria beat the Los Angeles Temptation 13-12.

Anyways: Casualties of Love was about Amy being crazy, while Amy Fisher: My Story  had her being taken advantage of, and this one says, “Both things can be true.”

You can watch this on YouTube.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 17: The Conjuring (2013)

17. THE WATCHENING: Today’s film title should end with an -ing.

Oh man, the whitewashing of the Warrens starts here, but at least James Wan made one great art-directed movie, a film that has a scary room filled with occult objects like Annabelle, who couldn’t stay in just one movie.

Ed and Lorraine (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) are super Catholic ghostbusters who no one believes in. But you know who does? The Perron family. Roger and Carolyn (Ron Livingston and Lili Taylor) move into a farmhouse with their five daughters — Andrea (Shanley Caswell), Nancy (Hayley McFarland), Christine (Joey King), Cindy (Mackenzie Foy) and April (Kyla Deaver ) and yes, they must be Catholic too with a family like that — and their dog Sadie, who won’t even enter their new home. That’s because witch and Satanist Bathsheba Sherman sacrificed her week-old baby to the devil and killed herself at 3:07 in the morning after cursing all who take her land. So every night at 3:07, stuff gets crazy. Oh yeah, the dog dies, so you know, cheap heat.

The Warrens bring Father Gordon (Steve Coulter) to get evidence, but because the Perron family is not Catholic, the church won’t help. No worries. Ed can do it.

Norma Sutcliffe and Gerald Helfrich, the previous owners of the house on which this was based, sued James Wan, Warner Bros, and producers because, in 2015, their property was being vandalized constantly after the movie. The suit was later dismissed.

Now, the Conjuring Universe has nine movies. Although The Conjuring: Last Rites felt like a combination of the series’ conclusions and a Father of the Bride remake, this won’t be the end.

When this was shown in the Philippines, some cinemas had to hire Catholic priests to bless the viewers before showing it. I don’t know if this was a William Castle stunt that benefited the movie or the church.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: The Adult Version of Jekyll & Hide (1972)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Birth year (1972)

Dr. Chris Leeder (John Barnum, using the name James Buddliner; he was also in Sex In the ComicsA Touch of SwedenFrankie and Johnny…Were Lovers and Angie Baby) has already killed someone to get his hands on Dr. Jekyll’s ancient notebook. Why? The formula that  “makes people appear as they really are.”

This could be a warning, but Dr. Leeder doesn’t care. He mixes up a potion for himself and turns into Miss Hide.

That’s right, he is now a she, played by Jane Tsentas, star of more than fifty disreputable movies like Blood SabbathLittle CigarsEvil Come Evil Go and The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio.

Directed by Lee Raymond (Blackie in She Freak) and written by Robert Birch (whose only other IMDB credit is playing trumpet on an A&E Civil War TV movie), this also has Laurie Rose as the doctor’s nurse and wife, Linda York (she’s also in Auditions) as a sex worker who gets beaten by Dr. Hyde in the past, Linda McDowell and most of all, Rene Bond, who is some kind of vision created by a mad doctor in a lab. I refuse to believe she was a real person.

David F. Friedman produced it, so you know that means quality, if what you mean by quality is non-stop sex and violence. I mean, I do.

You can watch this on CultPix.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Hypnotic Eye (1960)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Hypnotic Eye was on Chiller Theater on Sunday, February 2 at 11:10 p.m. and Saturday, May 23, 1964 at 11:10 p.m.; Saturday, February 27, 1965 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, June 4, 1966 at 1:00 a.m.

Mentored by Ormond McGill — yes, the same person that Ron Ormond took his name from — Gil Boyne “championed the accessibility of hypnotherapy and consistently fought against legislative efforts worldwide to restrict hypnosis to the purely medical professions.” He also founded the American Council of Hypnotist Examiners and the Hypnotism Training Institute. Before that, he served in the Navy during World War II. He was given post-combat therapy based on psychoanalysis, hated it, and developed his own treatment, which combined his spiritual and religious upbringing, past stage hypnosis experience.

His Transforming Therapy method “…incorporated aspects of Regression Therapy and Gestalt Therapy, as well as focusing on the self-healing power of the subconscious mind. It uses a compassionate spiritual approach that simplifies theory in the actual therapy and hones in on allowing the inner mind to construct its own solutions creatively.”

He was also the consultant for this movie, performing live shows between screenings of the film at the opening of the Golden Gate Theater in San Francisco. Then, he went on TV news and talk shows to sell it.

As for the Hypnomagic that this is filmed in, it’s essentially just a character breaking the fourth wall.

Who cares? This movie is awesome.

It starts with a woman washing her hair over the stove and setting her head on fire. This is not the weirdest thing that happens.

Detective Dave Kennedy (James Patridge) is on the case, as ten more women have died this way. His friend, Dr. Phillp Hecht (Guy Prescot), thinks it could be hypnotism. This takes Dave, his girlfriend Marcia Blaine (Marcia Henderson) and her friend Dodie (Merry Anders) to a stage show by the hypnotist Desmond (Jacques Bergerac, who went from acting and being married to Ginger Rogers and Dorothy Malone to running Revlon in Paris). That night, a post-hypnotized Dodie washes her face in acid.

The magician is being ordered around by a woman named Justine (Allison Hayes), who wears a mask to hide her scars, and tries to get Marcia — who has been so hypnotized by Desmond that she makes out with him and goes to a beatnik club to listen to bongo music and the “King of the Beatniks” Lawrence Lipton* — to enter a cool, refreshing shower but turns the water up to boiling. She’s saved at the last minute; the cop shoots the hypnotist, Justine jumps to her doom, and the kindly doctor warns us to never be hypnotized except by a medical doctor.

The last film by director George Blai was written by Gitta and William Read Woodfield, who started Magicana, a trade paper for magicians, and took many of the LIFE celebrity photos. He and partner Allan Balter made Mission: Impossible a success by focusing on conmen working for the government.

Several gimmicks were used in theaters to promote The Hypnotic Eye. Some theaters had balloons with an eye painted on them, while others gave away black dots on cards that could be used in the film. Still others “warned customers with faint hearts to avoid seeing the film, offered free medical supplies in the lobby and provided free admission to nurses, doctors and undertakers.”

When you see the credits, Fred Demara is listed as “Great Imposter ” Fred Demara. That’s because his life story was made into the Tony Curtis film The Great Imposter the same year this came out. Demara had been “…a civil engineer, a sheriff’s deputy, an assistant prison warden, a doctor of applied psychology, a hospital orderly, a lawyer, a child-care expert, a Benedictine monk, a Trappist monk, a naval surgeon, an editor, a cancer researcher and a teacher” as he tried to fit into other lives. By the end of his life, he was living in the Good Samaritan Hospital of Orange County in Anaheim, California, where he worked as a chaplain and even gave last rites to his friend, Steve McQueen.

*James Lipton’s dad!

You can watch this on Tubi.