SHAWGUST: Descendent of the Sun (1983)

As a baby, Shue Sang (Derek Yee) was found in a cave by an elderly childless woodcutter. And like Kal-El, he grew into a man with powers above and beyond normal men. Also, like Superman, he is powered by our sun and sent here before the destruction of his homeworld. Well, it was an explosion that destroyed Krypton, but his world was smashed by the Demon Spawn, who is coming to Earth in the form of an eclipse, which means that Shue Sang has to figure out his powers quickly.

So as you listen to the John Williams score from Superman, you will realize that if Shue Sang is Superman, then Mo Ying the Demon Spawn is General Zod and the evil Regent is, I guess, Lex Luthor. Except that Zod never blew people up real good when he blasted them with laser beams. Also, Shue Sang’s move set might copy the Man of Steel, including powers like flight, super strength and energy beams (well, from the hands if not the eyes), but he also has Mort Weisinger-era Superman family powers too, like being able to have conversations with animals. He can also create laser shapes to fight with, kind of like Lou Ferrigno Hercules. Oh yeah — he can also pluck chickens with his mind. What other hero can do that?

This ends with a crucified princess (Cherie Chung), hopping vampires, an eclipse and a dramatic comeback before a flying laser fight. What other film has a bad guy with an extreme eugenics agenda using his blood to awaken a murderous demon baby? Pure movie drugs, Shaw Brothers strain.

SHAWGUST: Full Moon Scimitar (1979)

Another film with Death Duel‘s Third Master (Yueh Hua), Full Moon Scimitar starts with Ding Peng (Derek Yee) sparring in sword battles that don’t go to the death. However, he wants to get ahead of his rival Liu Ruo Song (Wang Yong), who sends his wife to seduce him and steal his sword manual before they fight. Our hero is humiliated, leading him to ask his father’s spirit for guidance. He soon meets Qing Qing (Liza Wang) and learns of a weapon called the Full Moon Scimitar. Yet even when he obtains it, he wants glory and honor instead of peace.

Directed by Yuen Chor, this is another tale of the difference between the martial world and the world of normalcy, a place that Ding Peng wants to escape and that Qing Qing wants him to remain in. The martial world is one of shadows and fog, a place lit like a Mario Bava movie, a violent universe where you must be ready to defend yourself at any moment. There is no rest.

This is a movie brave enough to answer the question “When you get to the top of the mountain, what comes next?” It’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll, as Bon Scott sang. And when you get there, like an Italian West gunfighter, you have to be ready to defend your title with your life at a moment’s notice. It seems exhausting and unsustainable, as this film’s moral reminds us.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Scarlet Blue (2024)

Alter Monrepos (Amélie Daure and Anne-Sophie Charron) has an IV dripping blue liquid into her body, lying on a medical table. Or maybe she’s throwing up. Or is she in hypnotherapy with the cave-dwelling Léandro Lecreulx (Stefano Cassetti)? She could also be hooking up with gas station attendant Chris (director and writer Aurélia Mengin) or El Gringo (Emmanuel Bonami). At least she’s taking photos of everything that happens to her, so that she can show them in therapy and determine what makes her anxious — red — or safe — blue — and then learn what is real. And oh yeah — deal with her mother Rosy (Patricia Barzyk) and get past self-harm and embrace living.

This movie’s PR describes it as “Mario Bava meets David Lynch” but this goes further and better and deeper than that. It’s a world of neon that it stalks through, of desire and despair, of long-buried secrets, of the meanings of colors and a place where it can just all come to a stop so two metallic flaked lovers can grind together while loud mechanical shrill shouts pierce the soundtrack. To compare Mengin’s work to any other creative is a disservice. Here, she announces herself as a bold new voice that will only grow in power and command with each new work. This is not a movie that makes sense and therefore, it makes complete and utter sense. Magical and the note to her father at the end, referring to him as her partner in surrealism, made me wistful.

I watched Scarlet Blue at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: Primitive Love (1964)

Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video (August 25 – 31) Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video! Take a walk on the wild side with troublesome teenagers, sleazy sex kittens, way-out hippies, country bumpkins, big bad bikers, Mexican wrestlers, and every other variety of social deviant you can think of.

Luigi Scattini’s directing career is all over the place, hitting all the various genres of the 60’s and 70’s. There’s comedy — War Italian Style, which unites silent film legend Buston Keaton with the Italian comedian duo of Franco Franchi and Ciccio Ingrassia (more on them in a bit). There’s mondo — Sweden Heaven and Hell, narrated by Edmund Purdom and featuring Piero Umiliani’s “Mah Nà Mah Nà, which would be used by Benny Hill and The Muppets. And more mondo — the magical Witchcraft ’70, as well as Questo Sporco Mondo Meraviglioso (This Dirty Wonderful World) and Sexy Magico. There’s Eurospy — the Richard Harrison-starring Ring Around the World. And plenty of sexual themed films like La Ragazza dalla Pelle di Luna (The Girl with the Moon Skin), La Ragazza Fuoristrada (The Off-Road Girl), The BodyLa Notte dell’alta Marea (The Night of High Tide, which has Pam Grier) and Blue Nude. He’s also the father of Monica Scattini, the only actress I know who could be in both One from the Heart and Ruggero Deodato’s Concorde Affaire ’79.

Saying this is an uneven film is being generous to uneven films. The moronic antics of Franchi and Ingrassia, who play bellhops, play out around Mansfield lounging about and gradually getting undressed. Her husband at the time, Mickey Hargitay, also shows up.

Yes, a movie where Jayne is a doctor — of sexual relations — whose film of mating rituals around the world is an excuse to show mondo footage. These are the movies I fill my life with and bring to you.

Credit — or blame — goes to Massimo Pupillo, who would make Bloody Pit of Horror with Hargitay, and Amedeo Sollazzo, who worked with Franchi and Ingrassia throughout their long careers.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Children of the Wicker Man (2024)

This film comes direct from Justin and Dominic Hardy, two of the eight children of the director of The Wicker Man, Robin Hardy. For years, they’ve said that this movie destroyed their family, but now, they have decided to follow the path of the film and how it was made along with director Chris Nunn and a crew. More than trying to understand how their father made a classic movie, suffered as it was unseen and took it through America where it became a cult film that finally spread back to the UK, only to see writer Anthony Schaffer take most of the credit, this is also about how Hardy had eight children to six women and how the many children have grown together and know one another better than they ever did their father. Now, they try to discover why he could so casually abandon them, obsessed with a film that seemed to go nowhere for so long.

At one point, Hardy believed that he was going to die, so he wrote all of his family letters to be read in the future. Those letters were found in his papers and went unopened until this film. It’s both a funny and sad moment when they are revealed. The true joy is seeing as how Justin and Dominic support one another through this draining experience.

This is less about the behind the scenes experience of the making of the film, which isn’t the story it should tell. That story, of the lives behind its creation, is told quite admirably.

I watched Children of the Wicker Man at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: So Unreal (2023)

I’m obsessed by the idea of the ancient future, of movies that seem futuristic but were dated even at the time that they were made. Created by Amanda Kramer (Ladyworld) and narrated by Blondie’s Debbie Harry, this film ties together so many of the classics — and maybe not classics — of high tech films. It’s so intriguing to see them in this context, moments playing out and reminding you of a past that we lived through but still feels like a far off dream.

Films in this include 2001: A Space OdysseyAll the President’s MenAvalonBlade RunnerAlita: Battle AngelArcadeBeyond the Mind’s EyeBrainscanBrainstormComputer DreamsComputers In Our LivesBrillianceThe CellClub V.R.The ConversationCyperpunkCyborg 2Darkman, D.A.R.Y.L.The Day the Earth Stood StillDie HardDisclosureDecoderDon’t Touch Me (With Your Polygons)Double IndemnityDr. StrangeloveEmmanuelle In Space 5: A Time to DreamElectric DreamsEnemy of the StateFail SafeeXistenZFortressFutureworldGhost In the ShellFreejackFuture KickGhost In the MachineGoldenEyeHackers, Hackers: Wizards of the Electronic AgeI.K.U.,  HardwareJohnny Mnemonic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jurassic ParkKiss of Death, The Lawnmower Man, Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond CyberspaceThe Making of TronLevel 5LookerLurid Tales: The Castle QueenThe Making of ArcadeMan of SteelThe MatrixThe Matrix ReloadedThe Matrix Revolutions, Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the FutureMastermindsMindwarpMission ImpossibleThe Net, NirvanaThe Parallax View, Rendez-Vouz In Montreal, RoboCopSky Captain and the World of TomorrowSplitSneakersSteel and LaceTerminal MadnessSynthetic PleasuresThe TerminatorTerminator 2: Judgement DayTetsuo: The Iron ManThe Thirteenth FloorTHX 1138Total RecallUnder Siege 2: Dark TerritoryTron, Venus Rising, VideodromeVirtual Encounters 2, Virtual GirlVirtual SeductionVirtual SexVirtuosityWarGamesWeird ScienceWhite Heat and The Wizard of Oz.

If you have any interest in these films, this is perfect.

I watched So Unreal at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: Happy Halloween (2024)

Last year, Hadley Briggs (Emma Reinagel) barely survived Halloween when her ex-boyfriend went on a killing spree. He’s been in a mental ward since then, but as her hometown prepares for both the holiday and its 300th birthday, the killings have started all over again, just days after she attempts to return to school.

This is the kind of town that doesn’t just create urban legends and brutal crimes, but also gives birth to characters that each seem like they could be the killer, even Hadley, as she has some secrets that she’s kept since she was stabbed one year ago. When a body shows up with “Happy Halloween” carved in his chest — and photos are sent to Hadley and all of her friends, like best friend Peyton (Aline O’Neill) and quarterback love interest Kagan (Graham Weldin) — this gets tense almost immediately.

Director and writer Brittney Greer recognizes the debt that all slashers owe to Halloween and that all slashers made after 1996 owe to Scream. As the killer continues to decorate the town with the body parts of his or her victims, the one thing that comes to the fore is that Greer is able to authentically translate the very human voices and feelings of her teen characters.

I watched Happy Halloween at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: Santo Contra los Zombis (1961)

Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video (August 25 – 31) Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Johnny Legend’s Untamed Video! Take a walk on the wild side with troublesome teenagers, sleazy sex kittens, way-out hippies, country bumpkins, big bad bikers, Mexican wrestlers, and every other variety of social deviant you can think of.

Predating Night of the Living Dead by seven years, Santo was already battling zombies before it was cool, then played out.

That’s because the police can’t deal with the shambling walking dead, so they turn to the man in the silver mask to drop elbows on them.

There’s one harrowing scene where the zombies set an orphanage on fire, then decide to beat up every child inside. Luckily, Santo jumps through a window — wearing a cape no less — and starts hitting chops on them. He battles nearly all of them, who can’t be stopped by bullets, even when two cops get felled by just a punch. One of the zombies seems to favor stomps and he does so to, as they say, stomp a mudhole in our hero. Don’t worry — he gets a big babyface comeback.

Look for luchas Black Shadow, Gory Guerrero (father of Eddy and inventor of so many wrestling moves) and El Gladiator.

This was Santo’s first starring role — at the age of 41 no less — and he makes the most of it. He’s pretty much Batman in the best of ways, except he refuses to wear a shirt and has, as mentioned before, a glamorous cape. I can’t even quantify how much I love this movie. The funny thing is, somehow Santo’s films would grow even stranger, encompassing spy films, whatever was hot in horror at the time and femme fatales who just had to possess our masked hero. He made over fifty of these films and I wish he’d made five hundred more.

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Pigeon Shrine FrightFest UK 2024: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Upon watching this again for the first time in probably thirty years, I was struck by how European the movie feels. Perhaps it’s the color tones throughout, suggesting the patina of Italian horror cinema (both Fulci and Craven cite surrealist filmmaker Luis Buñuel as an influence). It could also be John Saxon having lead billing. Or just that it doesn’t feel like any horror cinema that was currently being made in the United States.

The real villain of this piece is not Freddy Krueger — more on him in a bit — but the parents of Elm Street who have allowed secrets and their assumed authority over their children to do unspeakable and unspoken things. All of them are haunted by it, divorced, depressed and self-medicating with over-dedication to their jobs or their addictions.

There are stories that David Warner was originally going to play Freddy, but that’s been disproven. After plenty of actors tried out and failed to win the part, it went to Robert Englund, who darkened his eyes and acted like Klaus Kinski (!) to get the part.

The other feeling I have about this movie is that it owes a major debt — as all horror movies post 1978 do –to John Carpenter’s Halloween. Much like that film, the true horror happens within the foliage of the suburbs, with shadow people showing up and disappearing. Much of the action on the final night happens within two houses. One of the main characters has the ultimate authority figure, a policeman, for a father. And the cinematography by Jacques Haitkin glides near the characters and around them, much like the Steadicam shots that start Carpenter’s film.

The film starts with Tina Gray (Amanda Wyss, who puts the events of Better Off Dead into motion by breaking up with Lloyd Dobler) waking up from a nightmare where a disfigured man chases her with a bladed glove. I loved the way this scene looks, as you could almost consider Freddy off-brand here, as his arms grow comedically long and he moves way faster than he would in the rest of the series. Yet by keeping him in the shadows, he’s absolutely terrifying.

When Tina awakens, her nightgown has been slashed and she’s afraid to go to sleep again. She learns that her friends, Nancy (Heather Langenkamp, who left Stamford University to be in this), Glen (introducing Johnny Depp) and Rod (Jsu Garcia, credited as Nicki Corri) have all been having the same dream. To console Tina, they all stay at her parent’s house overnight. But when Tina falls asleep, Krueger is waiting. Rod awakes to find Tina flying all over the room and up the walls — an astounding effects sequence in the pre-CGI era — and he flees the scene after her death.

Soon, Rod is arrested by Lieutenant Don Thompson (Saxon), Nancy’s father. Freddy now starts pursuing her, chasing her as she falls asleep in class (look for Lin Shaye as the teacher) and later in the bathtub, as his claw raises like a demented and deadly phallus between her thighs. Rod tells her how Tina dies and now she knows that the same killer is definitely after her (Garcia’s watery eyes and lack of focus made Langenkamp think he was acting his heart out; the truth is he was high on heroin for real in this scene). She tries to find the killer, with Glen watching over her, but he’s a lout and easily falls asleep. Only the alarm clock saves her, but no one can save Rod, who is hung in his sleep while rotting in a jail cell.

Nancy’s mom Marge (Ronee Blakley, who was married to Wim Wenders, sang backup on Dylan’s song “Hurricane” and is also in Altman’s Nashville) takes her to a sleep clinic, where Dr. King (Charles Fleischer, Roger Rabbit’s voice) tries to figure out her nightmares. She emerges from a dream holding Freddy’s hat to her mother’s horror. Soon, she reveals to her daughter that the parents of Elm Street got revenge on Freddy Krueger, a child murderer after a judge let him go on a technicality. In a deleted scene, we also learn that Nancy and her friends all lost a brother or sister that they never knew about.

While Nancy is barred up in her house by new security measures, Glen’s parents won’t allow him to see her. Soon, he’s asleep and is transformed into an overwhelming fountain of blood. Nancy falls asleep after asking her father to come in twenty minutes. He doesn’t listen and she pulls Freddy into our world. On the run, she screams for help until her father finally comes to her aid, just in time to watch a burning Freddy kill his ex-wife and them both disappear.

This is an incredibly complex stunt where Freddy is set ablaze, chases Nancy up the stairs, falls back down and runs back up — all in one take! At the time, it was the most elaborate fire stunt ever filmed and won Anthony Cecere an award for the best stunt of the year.

Nancy then realizes that if she doesn’t believe in Freddy, he can’t hurt her. She wakes up and every single one of her friends is still alive, ready to go to school. As the convertible hood opens up in the colors of the killer’s sweater, she realizes that she’s still trapped by Freddy, who drags her mother through a window.

In Craven’s original script, the movie simply ended on a happy note. Producer Robert Shaye wanted the twist ending so that the door was open for a sequel, something Craven had no interest in. Four different endings were filmed: Craven’s happy ending, Shaye’s ending where Freddy wins and two compromises between their ideas.

I watched A Nightmare On Elm Street at Pigeon Share FrightFest. It’s the UK’s best, brightest, and largest independent international thriller, fantasy, and horror film festival and has three major events each year in London and Glasgow. Learn more at the official site.

SHAWGUST: Crippled Avengers (1978)

Released in the U.S. as Mortal Combat and The Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms, this is the story of how Chu Twin and his son Chu Cho Chang have started a reign of terror. It all begins when Chu Twin returns home to find his wife murdered and his son critically injured, with his arms amputated from the elbows down. Making him iron arms and training him in kung fu, the two find that revenge is not enough and now they have become the villains, crippling four men who get in their way.

The town’s blacksmith is forced to drink a burning liquid that takes his voice whole a ear clap from Chu Twin makes him deaf as well. A travelling salesman is blinded by Chu Cho Chang and another has his legs torn off just for bumping into Chu Cho Chang. When kung fu Yuan Yi, he attempts to make the evil doers pay for this damage, but instead finds his head crushed inside a vice, reducing his intelligence to that of an idiot.

As they escape to the temple of Yuan Yi’s master, they each find ways to use their injuries to their advantage, with the blacksmith increasing his vision, the salesman being able to hear a leaf hit the ground and the legless man gains iron legs and feet. As for Yuan Yi, he now sees fighting as a child’s game, happily laughing even in the face of death.

The four men return on Chu Twin’s 45th birthday and exact their revenge, battling a series of kung fu experts before challenging the evil master and his iron fisted son.

Four of the Venoms — Kuo Chui, Lu Feng, Sun Chien and Lo Meng — show up in this film and it’s quite literally a living and breathing cartoon. Movies like this are why you seek out the films of Shaw Brothers and director Chang Cheh.