Ernst Hofbauer also made the Schoolgirl Report films, but this time, he went all out. An intentionally provocative mix of taboo subjects like Satanic rituals and Christina Lindberg’s presence aims to spark curiosity and intrigue, even if it’s sleazy. In no way, like the supposed education level to be found in the schoolgirl movies — come on, Ernst — does this attempt to teach you anything other than young people have no morals and neither do you, because you’re probably feeling all bricked up the moment Lindberg shows up.
Sure, a priest and a doctor are debating the decay of civilization, but watching this more than fifty years later, it’s astonishing how absurdly sleazy it still is. A mother and daughter fight for the same man. A postmaster thinks everyone wants his daughter. Satanists seek a virgin to sacrifice to the left-hand path, and yes, they’re all pro wrestlers (was this made for me?). Two young ladies stop a child lover by stripping for him before bashing his brains out. All played for slapstick because, well, I guess they realized that pervs — like me — are out there. The fact that he threw naked elderly ladies in there just makes me laugh, because he had to ruin someone’s erection somewhere.
The cast has Marina Blümel (Schoolgirl Report Part 5: What All Parents Should Know), Ulrike Butz (Devil’s Plaything), Doris Delaas, Marie Ekorre, Claudia Fielers (She-Devils of the SS), Sascha Hehn (who went on to be a TV actress) and Monika Hagen (Sex Life In a Convent).
It’s like Benny Hill, if Benny Hill had even less taste. Also known as What Schoolgirls Don’t Tell.
You can watch this on CultPix.
