TWO KILLER MOVIES ON THE DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!
Try not to get murdered this weekend when Bill and I show two murderous movies from the black heart of the 70s at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channel. Up first, The Night God Screamed is a PG-rated blast of Manson-fearing weirdness that we can’t wait. to show you. Check it out on YouTube. Cult […]
Ninja Squad (1986)
A ninja named Billy — who is really from a Filipino movie made two years before this called Hatulan si baby angustia — has been training with a ninja master named Gordon (Richard Harrison, in the same footage that was supposedly for one film and ended up being ten or more). But now as it is time […]
Kunoichi ninpô-chô: Yagyû gaiden (1998)
When a gang of killers named The 7 Spears, led by Akinari Katou, kill an entire convent of nuns — save for seven survivors, led by Ochie (Yuko Moriyama, Moon Over Tao, Zeiram) — who decide to become an army of female ninja, led by a legendary eyepatch wearing samurai named Jubei Yagyu (Hitoshi Ozawa, who literally led them […]
Clash of the Ninjas (1986)
There are two — actually, who knows, there could be hundreds — of posters for this movie. One has a series of realistic ninjas posing with their swords while the other has Manny Cobretti in cartoon form in front of an American flag, along with a star-throwing ninja and a black man comically firing a […]
Ninja: American Warrior (1987)
If you have not indulged in the movie drug heroin that is the cinema of Godfrey Ho, the best way to describe it is watching several movies at once. He goes beyond even the remix remake rip-off cinema of other countries and the copy and paste of Bruno Mattei to outright sample and steal from […]
9 1/2 Ninjas! (1991)
You have to admire the sheer gumption to make a movie that fuses the worlds of ninjitsu and softcore, a world that Adrian Lyne could not have envisioned when he put some honey on the table and put “You Can Leave Your Hat On” on the boombox. Directed by Aaron Barsky — perhaps the only […]
The Party Animal (1984)
David Beaird seems like the least likely person to direct a teen sex comedy. Or a boner movie. Or a lemon popsicle. Born in Shreveport, Louisiana, he made his way to Chicago’s Goodman School of Drama and by the age of nineteen, he was already being hailed by The Chicago Tribune as “a young man […]
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