Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
Doktor Death comes from Retro Puppet Master and is the second Puppet Master spin-off after Blade the Iron Cross. It’s strange that for some reason, this got to Tubi before I heard anything about it. Even weirder is that it’s only an hour but a taunt and tense slasher with good direction by Dave Parker (The Dead Hate […]
WATCH THE SERIES: The Purge Part 2
The First Purge (2018): The first Purge, that is, the original 2013 film, wasn’t all that great. Yet each sequel has done the exact opposite of tradition by being better than the film that inspired it. 2016’s The Purge: Election Year ended the 12-hour evening of lawlessness, so where do you go from here? A prequel. Can it […]
A CHRISTMAS STORY: The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters (1982)
Directed by Richard Barlett and written by Jean Shepherd, who also wrote the original stories that these were based on. You will probably know A Christmas Story, but Ralphie Parker had several adventures before and after that film. James Broderick returns as The Old Man, Barbara Bolton is back as mom and Shepherd again plays the […]
DISMEMBERCEMBER: Silent Night (2012)
At once a remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night and the sixth movie in the series, it’s amazing how good Silent Night is. Director Steven C. Miller turned to action films after this, which is a shame, because he gets how horror works. The script by Jayson Rothwell is great, too. There’s a Santa killing sinners in Cryer, […]
American Pie (1999)
Just like slashers, the teenage sex comedy is in the lowest tier of film genres but one that Hollywood always returns to, then overdoes, then forgets all over again only to bring it back every few years. American Pie was a shocker hit, beating Wild Wild West in its first weekend, and so many movies followed in […]
Hellraiser (2022)
You know, I made it through every Hellraiser — yes, even Hellraiser: Judgment and Hellraiser: Revelations — and the stupid social media uproar that Pinhead would be a woman, plus the second social media fervor that this movie was going to make Hellraiser too gay, which is absolutely the most hilarious argument of all time. Too bad that the movie […]
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