V/H/S/99 (2022)

The fifth V/H/S film — plus the spinoffs Siren and Kids vs. Aliens — I think this was the best one that I’ve seen yet. It’s an absolute burst of fun and energy made by really talented creators and stands out amongst the recent glut of horror anthology films.

“Shredding” is directed and written by Maggie Levin. It’s the footage of a punk rock band that records their stunts for a web show. They’re broken into the Colony Underground, a former music venue that burned down and caused the deaths of each member of rising band Bitch Cat. One of the band’s members, Ankur, warns them that the legend of the bhuta says that anyone who defiles the final resting place of these spirits will be taken over by them. He runs away when his bandmates pretend to be possessed, but they won’t need to pretend for much longer.

“Suicide Bid” is directed and written by Johannes Roberts and its tale of sorority sisters burying one of their pledges alive feels like the kind of story that could have been expanded and made into a movie in the mid 80s. It’s filled with so many frights as well as a great twist ending.

Flying Lotus directed and co-wrote (with Zoe Cooper) “Ozzy’s Dungeon,” a segment that takes clips of a Nickelodeon-style game show that ends in tragedy and the family that has waited years for revenge. Beyond having a look that perfectly captures that style of entertainment, it twists and turns into something even better, as the family goes back into the dungeon to discover who Ozzy really is.

“The Gawkers” is directed by Tyler MacIntyre, who wrote it with Chris Lee Hill. The soldier sequences that show up throughout the film come from this, as some suburbans teens spy on their sexy new neighbor. It’s a scene we’ve seen before in other films, but here it becomes an experience of mythological terror.

“To Hell and Back” is by Vanessa and Joseph Winter, who also made Deadstream. On New Year’s Eve 1999, Nate and Troy have been hired by some witches to document a woman named Kirsten being transformed into the demon Ukabon. Yet during the ceremony, another demon named Ferkus drags Nate and Tony to Hell where they meet Mabel, a demon who decides to send them back if they promise to write her name in the witches’ book. Things don’t go so well from there, but they are awesome, as this is such a fun segment and I’m all for more Mabel, as her name is chanted through the credits, but not before Danzig’s “Long Way Back from Hell” blasts through the speakers.

I can’t wait for the next one, V/H/S/85. If the quality — and great stories — from this installment continue, I’ll watch as many of these as they make.

SHUDDER EXCLUSIVE: Mandrake (2022)

Probation officer Cathy Madden (Deirdre Mullins) has been assigned the case of Mary Laidlaw (Derbhle Crotty), a woman who’s just been released from prison following the murder of her husband twenty years ago. When she first drives her home, two children are waiting, wanting to meet the urban legend — she’s a witch, so they say — in person. Yet when those same two children soon go missing, Cathy learns she has so much more on her hands than a normal case.

Directed by Lynne Davison, this finds Cathy undergoing horror in her personal life as well, as her ex-husband Jason (Paul Kennedy) is remarried to a normal person who is with child (Roisin Gallagher) and even worse, Cathy’s son Luke (Jude Hill) calls her mom. This is something that Mary knows and uses against her, taunting her with how much it hurts to lose a child.

Of course, there’s also a demon, a wood baby made from roots and a town that wants to destroy Mary, who is now tied to Cathy through this horrific ritual.

While not the finest folk horror you can find, Mandrake is shot well and quite unsettling in parts. It’s definitely worth a watch if you’re struggling for something new to check out.

SHUDDER EXCLUSIVE: Resurrection (2022)

Directed and written by Andrew Semans, Resurrection is the story of Margaret (Rebecca Hall), a single mother and successful businesswoman. Her life is changing, as her daughter Abbie (Grace Kaufman) is leaving for college and she’s having an affair with Peter (Michael Esper), a married co-worker. Then things get weird.

Abbie finds a tooth in her wallet, a tooth that may belong to the smile of David (Tim Roth), a man from her mother’s past. He once had a child with her named Benjamin, a child he claimed to have consumed, leaving two fingers behind. Now, he claims that the child is still in him and begins abusing her all over again.

Resurrection is not an easy watch, a film dominated by Roth who makes its protagonists engage in what he calls kindnesses to prove his love to her. As you can see, that love is anything but typical and filled with violence, cruelty and torture. If you’re ready to endure this darkness, it’s also a rewarding film.

You can watch this on Shudder.

The Wild Man: Skunk Ape (2021)

Young women have been going missing in Florida and the police can’t solve the case. A journalist named Saraf (Lauren Crandall) is investigating but feels like she’s not welcome. She ends up meeting a conspiracy theorist (David E. McMahon) who believes that the Wild Man of the swamps is behind it all. Her crew thinks he’s crazy but as they get closer and deeper into the swamp, he may be totally right.

Look, I’ll watch any Bigfoot movies and I’m more than excited that this movie has a skunk ape in it, which gets way more into the subspecies of the Bigfoot family tree, if you will. Throw in Michael Pare and you knew I was going to check this one out. I also love that this turns into a conspiracy movie where the government is behind all of this. The imagination of this film outdoes its budget and that’s something I love to see.

The Wild Man is available on Tubi from Terror Films.

Reportage November (2022)

Director Carl Sundström had an interesting thought he shared about this film: “Many years ago when I got my first glance of the second act of Cannibal Holocaust, I felt that faux documentaries was the best ways of touching the audience deep inside. A way to create a genuine feeling through a documentary format and bring the horror out from the screen into the real world. Ever since then I have been an avid found footage fanatic who appreciates the storytelling from a POV perspective. To have the slow burn concept where you get to know the characters thoroughly and you are feeling like a part of the story. A style of film where you cannot show more than the characters see. What they know, you know, and what you know, they know.”

In this film, the mysterious death of a mother and the disappearance of her child finds a group of freelance journalists within the unexplored — at least to Western audiences — outback of Sweden. Equipped with cameras and supplies to survive in the forest for days, Linn (Signe Elvin-Nowak), Joakim (Cristian Åsvik), Ola (Jonas Lundström) and Yasmin (Isabel Camacho) wander into the woods to find the truth.

As you may know, I am not a found footage fan, but if that’s what you love, well, then this movie is for you. At least you get to see some new scenery with all the shaky cameras.

Reportage November is on digital and VOD from Terror Films. It’s also on Tubi.

Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection

Mill Creek continues their new box sets with Through the Decades: 2010s Collection. You get ten movies from that era across a variety of genre and you’ll be amazed that some of these movies are more than ten years old. You can order it from Deep Discount.

I really enjoy these sets because the quality of the films are pretty good and while you don’t get many extras, you also get ten movies for much less than buying them on their own. It’s also allowed me to explore several 2010s movies I missed and I found at least one — Seeking a Friend for the End of the World — that I consider a high quality movie that I’ll think about often.

I’d really like the label to go back and do another set of each decade, because there’s nothing I love more than discovering new films. Check this set out and do the same thing for yourself.

MacGruber (2010): The legendary MacGruber faces off against his nemesis Dieter Von Cunth, who is threatening to level Washington, D.C. with a nuclear warhead.

The American (2010): American assassin Jack has one more job to do before he gets out of the game for good. Hiding out in the Italian countryside, he befriends some of the locals, risking their lives and his own in this taut thriller.

The Dilemma (2011):  Ronny discovers that his best friend and business partner Nick’s wife is having an affair, and struggles with telling Nick as the biggest opportunity of their career approaches.

The Adjustment Bureau (2011)A simple affair between a politician and a dancer unfurls into a thrilling race for the truth behind the mysterious organization that seems determined to keep them apart.

Your Highness (2011): An arrogant and chivalrous prince and his scoundrel brother must work together to rescue the prince’s bride-to-be from an evil sorcerer.

The Thing (2011): The staff of an Antarctic research station are picked off one by one by a ferocious alien organism that can assume the form of those it kills.

Contraband (2012):  An ex-smuggler is dragged back into the business, trafficking millions in counterfeit bills in order to protect his brother-in-law from a powerful drug lord.

Safe House (2012)Assigned to guard a fugitive in a Cape Town safehouse, a rookie CIA agent is in over his head when they are attacked by mercenaries and are forced to work together to survive.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012): As an asteroid hurtles towards Earth, a man embarks on a cross country road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart, so he won’t have to die alone.

Black Sea (2014): A former submarine captain heads an expedition backed by a questionable investor to search the bottom of the Black Sea for a sunken Nazi sub loaded with gold.

MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Through the Decades: 2010s Collection: Black Sea (2014)

Director Kevin Macdonald also made State of Play and The Last King of Scotland. For this movie, he’s working from a script by Dennis Kelly. Black Sea is all about the recently fired and divorced Captain Robinson (Jude Law) deciding to go into business for himself with a ragtag crew that is made up of misfits and Russian Navy sailors to get the gold of a sunken u-boat.

Of course, the communication between the half British and half Russian crews gets out of control, leading to numerous disasters, all while the company that fired Robinson is actually behind this entire job, planning on leaving the old sailor out to sea again after he finds the gold for them.

Influenced by The Treasure of the Sierra Madre and Sorcerer, I was surprised by just how effective this movie was and how much I enjoyed it. It’s truly the gem amongst the Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection.

The Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection has ten movies for a great price, including The AmericanMacGruberThe DilemmaThe Adjustment BureauYour HighnessThe ThingContrabandSafe House and Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. You can order it from Deep Discount.

MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Through the Decades: 2010s Collection: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

Directed and written by Lorene Scafaria (Hustlers, the writer of Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist), this starts as Dodge Petersen (Steve Carell) and his wife Linda (Nancy Carell) learn that the asteroid Matilda is going to end all life on Earth. She abandons him and Dodge learns from his neighbor Penny (Keira Knightley) that the woman he’s always obsessed over, Olivia, wrote to him all the time and she had so much of his mail — over three year’s worth — including evidence that his wife had cheated on him. She’s broken up with her boyfriend Owen (Adam Brody) when he ruins her last chance to get back to London to see her family one last time. Yet Dodge knows someone who can fly her. She just needs to get him back home — along with a dog named Sorry that he wakes up and finds tied to his leg — to his hometown in Delaware.

This is a hard movie for me to watch, as we fall in love with these two characters as they fall in love with one another as they struggle through the end of the world, knowing that they will not survive the end of the world. What helps is the supporting cast, including William Petersen, Patton Oswalt, Rob Corddry, Rob Huebel, Gillian Jacobs, Amy Schumer and Martin Sheen.

I enjoyed it yet I’m unsure if I could watch it again. It was just too much emotion for me and felt true and honest, unlike other movies that use the end of the world for dramatic effect.

The Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection has ten movies for a great price, including The AmericanMacGruberThe DilemmaThe Adjustment BureauYour HighnessThe ThingContrabandSafe House and Black Sea. You can order it from Deep Discount.

MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Through the Decades: 2010s Collection: Safe House (2012)

The first English language film by director Daniel Espinosa  — who would go on to make Life and Morbius — Safe House stars Ryan Reynolds as CIA agent Matt Weston. Stationed in Cape Town, South Africa, he is placed in charge of the safe house where the CIA is interrogating the traitorous agent Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington). The safe house isn’t so safe and is soon attacked by a team of mercenaries, allowing Frost to run along with Weston. But who can the young agent trust?

The Macguffin is a device that contains evidence of corruption and bribery within the CIA, MI6, and other intelligence agencies, all put together from a report from Mossad intelligence. Everyone wants it and is willing to die for it.

If you enjoy these types of political thrillers, you’ll probably enjoy it. Critics hated the way the action scenes were shot, but it has plenty of drama at the end, as Reynolds and Washington have good chemistry.

The Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection has ten movies for a great price, including The AmericanMacGruberThe DilemmaThe Adjustment BureauYour HighnessThe ThingContrabandSeeking a Friend for the End of the World and Black Sea. You can order it from Deep Discount.

MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Through the Decades: 2010s Collection: Contraband (2012)

A few years ago, every time I tried to buy Lucio Fulci’s Contraband, Amazon sellers would send me this movie, which means that I own so many copies of it.

Instead of that gory crime film, this is a remake of Reykjavík-Rotterdam, directed by that film’s star Baltasar Kormákur and written by Aaron Guzikowski (Prisoners). It stars Mark Wahlberg as former smuggler Chris Farraday, who gets mixed up in a smuggling crime thanks to his wife Kate’s (Kate Beckinsale) brother Andy (Caleb Landry Jones). This soon spirals into counterfeiting, stealing a Jackson Pollack painting, cocaine and death all around them.

This is one of those movies that proves that crime does pay. It has so much plot and so much happening that by the end of it, you are kind of exhausted by all of it, but then wake up later and wonder why. All of the reviews for it keep saying, “Well, it was a movie made to be released in January,” which gives it an open contract to not be good.

The Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection has ten movies for a great price, including The AmericanMacGruberThe DilemmaThe Adjustment BureauYour HighnessThe ThingSafe House, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World and Black Sea. You can order it from Deep Discount.