10: The Secret Mission (2017)

When the daughter of the American ambassador is abducted and held for ransom on a secret island off the Indonesian coast, Colonel John (Jeremy Thomas) and Major Cathy (Karenina Maria) decide to take ten models, train them to be commandos and then save face for the U.S.

Sure, alright, whatever.

The terrorists are named Paul (Hans de Kraker, which is a better name than the character he is playing) and Jane (Svitlana Zavialova, allow me to say the same thing) and honestly, do we even need a story? We somehow have supermodels who were experts in being snipers before they even got into this black ops deal.

The end of this decides that this should be violent — kinda out of nowhere — and I’m all for that.

It’s no Andy Sidaris movie, but come on. Nothing will be that perfect again.

You can watch this on Tubi.

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