VISUAL VENGEANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986)

Back in 1986, there was a very real idea that we had broken the world. Or the ozone layer.

Discovered in 1913 by French physicists Charles Fabry and Henri Buisso, it absorbs most of the world’s ultraviolet radiation. This layer of protection for us was destroyed after years of pollution,  chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) and bromofluorocarbons, which means unabsorbed and dangerous ultraviolet radiation was now hitting us at a higher intensity.

You can feel the effects now when there’s a bad weather quality day, as what they call bad ozone can cause harm those with respiratory illnesses such as asthma, COPD and emphysema. Code orange kids, unite and try to take over while hacking up your insides.

I tell you all this to inform you that in 1986, there was a hole in the ozone layer and that seemed like as good a reason as any to cause zombies to wander Texas.

Directed by Matt Devlen, who directed and wrote Tabloid, as well as the man who wrote The Invisible Maniac — and produced Crispin Glover’s What Is It?, which quite frankly blows my mind — Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants is the movie brave enough to answer the call to make an ozone-related mutant zombie shot on Super 8 epic.

The spiritual cousin or some family to The Abomination — which has a lot of the same cast and crew, as it was shot first and then this came next — this all starts with Kevin Muncy (Scott DavisCody from The Abomination, get ready for a lot of …from The Abomination mentions) sneaking into the trunk of the car of Arlene Wells (Blue Thompson AKA Carolyn McCormick, Bret’s wife; of course she was in the movie you already know I’m going to talk about, playing Kelly. She also edited his movies Blood On the Badge and Armed for Action as well as acting as the costume designer for Time Tracers). They’re on their way to Poolville, Texas — an incorporated community of around five hundred people in North Texas that’s close to the birthplace of Robert E. Howard — he was from Peaster, TX — and Mart Martin, as well as the final resting place of Chewbacca. No, really. Peter Mayhew lived in Boyd, TX.

Anyways, Poolville is at the junction of farm roads 3107 and 920, named for the big pool of water in the middle of town. There are five churches, one for every hundred people.

Back to Ozone. Get ready to meet characters with names like Outhouse Mutant, Car Mutant, Country Store Mutant, Granny Mutant, Big Fat Mutant and Melon Mutant. There are lots of melons. This movie has more watermelons than Mr. Majestyk. It also has effects that make me genuinely concerned for the actors in this, as the effects look like being tarred and feathered. I can only imagine that the zombie makeup stayed on their skin for days and that throwing up all of the multicolored liquids gave them all diarrhea.

This also has some kind of misplaced love story, as Wade McCoy (Brad McCormick, Ike from…yeah, repetition is the essential comedic device) has promised to pick up Loretta Lipscomb (Ashley Nevada AKA Barbara Dow who is in…actually a whole lot of movies, such as The Invisible Maniac, Mad At the Moon, Deathrow Gameshow, Curse of the Queerwolf, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Witchcraft IV: Virgin Heart, Cage II, Red Lipstick and G.I. Jesus) for the talent show down at the general store. We also meet his mother Ruby (Janice Williams), who at one point invites Kevin and Arlene to a picnic that turns into chaos. 

I asked Bret McCormick about this movie and he filled in a lot of the gaps for me.

We agreed to do these two movies back to back. It was supposed to be like a one-month thing with ten days on each movie. He was supposed to go first. And at the last minute, he backed off and bailed out. So I went in and shot The Abomination first and we shot for 10 days and that was kind of it. The production of Ozone went on for like 22 days. And it got to the point where we just kind of had to say it’s time to stop because it could have gone on forever.”

As to how they were able to just shoot whatever they wanted and not be bothered, he said, “In Poolville, back in those days, I mean, you could shoot a scene on one of the dirt roads, run through the town and be out in the street for 30-40 minutes before a car came by. We were largely undisturbed with pretty much anything we wanted to do out there. The locals, some of them were curious and, you know, helped us out and played big parts in the movie.”

This is the kind of movie where puke and blood get on everything. That’s how they do it in Texas, the kind of place where a chainsaw massacre gets filmed in a way too hot shack filled with real animal guts and the sequel is made in a newspaper printing facility that had ink pouring down the walls and everyone had some mysterious respiratory illness. It feels handmade and not perfect and that’s how movies should be, messy affairs that make you laugh or throw up and sometimes that happens in the same moment.

The score is great, too. The music crew was Richard Davis (who also worked on Dear God No!, Amazon Hot Box, Monsters and, wow, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), John Hudek, Lasalo Mur and Kim Davis, who has worked as a location manager on movies like Alita: Battle Angel, Stone Cold, Problem Child, Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss and Don Henley’s video for “The End of the Innocence.”

Where The Abomination is a film about darkness within the light of religion and literal cancer coming to life to be a Biblical end times beast, Ozone is happier to just be people hooting and hollering, shotgun blasts blowing melons to bits and an ending that’s beyond deserved.

The Visual Vengeance release of Ozone: Attack of the Redneck Mutants has extras including a new director-approved SD master from original tape elements, plus two commentary tracks, one by producer Bret McCormick and star Blue Thompson and another with commentary with Sam Panico of B&S About Movies and Bill Van Ryn of Drive-In Asylum. Hey that’s me!

Plus you get a new Blue Thompson interview, an Ozone and The Abomination location visit, deleted scenes and outtakes from producer Matt Devlen’s personal archives, a Muther Video VHS intro reel, interviews with Devlen, a short film, acting reels, a public access review, a podcast, an image gallery, a trailer for Tabloid, Visual Vengeance trailers, a “Stick Your Own” VHS sticker set, a reversible sleeve featuring original VHS art, a folded mini-poster, a limited edition O-Card with alternate art by The Dude, a 12-page mini-comic book, an Ozone mutant puke bag and a Muther Video logo stick. You can get this from MVD.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E8: Magnum on Ice (1986)

Jessica comes to the assistance of Magnum when he’s framed for two murders that occurred during her vacation in Hawaii in “Novel Connection.”

Season 3, Episode 8: Magnum on Ice (November 23, 1985)

Jessica has come to Hawaii to help a friend, Pamela, but along the way, she’s met Thomas Magnum and Jonathan Higgins. But then, Magnum gets blamed for a murder he didn’t commit, and she must save him.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury (and Tom Selleck)?

Capt. Frank Browning is played by Ramon Bieri.

Amy Salyer is played by Stephanie Faracy.

Pamela Bates, who was in the Magnum, P.I. episode, is played by Dorothy Loudon.

Jason Bryan is played by John McMartin.

Andrew Prine is Victor Salyer! Wow, this also has Jessica Walter as Joan Fulton.

John Hillerman is Jonathan Higgins, Kwan Hi Lim is Lieutenant Tanaka, Rhonda Aldrich is a maid, Keahi Farden is a bellboy, Harry Endo is a desk clerk, Byron Ono is a house boy, Winston Char is another house boy, Pe’a is a police officer, and Conrad Hurtt is a policeman.

What happens?

Magnum got in a gun fight with a hitman at the end of his episode, but the police thought he shot a man in the back. Jessica and Higgins — all boned out for our writer friend, and wow, isn’t Higgins Robin Masters? Shouldn’t he use that to get into Jessica’s capris? — have to solve the case while Magnum is in jail.

Once Magnum gets out on bail, Arthur Houston is killed, and his Tigers baseball hat is found near the body.

Then, Higgins saves Jessica from Andrew Prine by karate chopping him. J.B. patches him up, and Higgins is fully randy and ready to unleash his John Thomas. I’m kidding, Higgins is a gentleman. He even drives Jessica to the airport by the end of the episode.

But after that fight, she figures out who did it and almost gets herself and Magnum killed.

Who did it?

Joan, who killed the hitman and Arthur, is revealed as the mastermind behind the crimes. She posted Magnum’s bail to keep framing him, adding a surprising twist to the episode’s plot.

Who made it?

This was directed by Peter Crane and written by Robert E. Swanson.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid? Does she get some?

She doesn’t dress up, but take a look at this.

And this.

Was it any good?

It’s decent. I wish Jessica did more crossovers.

Any trivia?

Jessica Walter and Andrew Prine both appeared on the show four times, playing four different characters.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Thomas Magnum: So, Jessica, what do you say we make a deal? If you don’t take out a private investigator’s license…

Jessica Fletcher: Yes?

Thomas Magnum: …I won’t buy a typewriter.

Jessica Fletcher: Deal.

What’s next?

When an obnoxious out-of-town TV personality is murdered, it’s up to Jessica to figure out the killer. Plus, we get to find out what the B in J.B. Fletcher stands for.

Magnum, P.I. S7 E9: Novel Connection (1986)

This week should have been Murder, She Wrote S3 E8 “Magnum on Ice,” but as that episode starts here in the first crossover between Murder, She Wrote and Magnum, P.I., let’s get into the world of Thomas Magnum.

In case you’ve never watched the show, Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV (Tom Selleck) lives in the Hawaiian guest house of an opulent 200-acre beachfront estate known as Robin’s Nest. At some point, he provided services for its owner, world-famous novelist Robin Masters (voiced by Orson Welles for all but the final time when Red Crandell spoke for the character), and he’s been allowed full run of the estate and use of the author’s Ferrari 308 GTB/GTS in exchange for some nebulous security detail. In between, he takes on cases that rarely pay and often put his life in danger. His arch-nemesis is Jonathan Quayle Higgins III (John Hillerman). Like Magnum, he’s ex-army, but he’s by the book, while our hero is laid-back. He’s in charge of Robin’s estate, patrolling it with his twin Dobermans, Zeus and Apollo. The relationship grows and changes as the series progresses, going from antagonistic to near friendship by the close, as well as the suspicion that Higgins is Robin Masters.

This episode begins with Higgins driving guest Pamela Bates (Dorothy Loudon) to the Robin’s Nest when someone tries to run them off the road. Usually, this is where Magnum would come in, but Pamela wants her mainland friend to take the case. That ends up being Jessica Fletcher. If you see this in syndication, they re-edited it to be a standalone episode. However, this was a two-parter that really did crossover the two different TV shows. Man, I love a crossover ep. In the original version, Magnum catches the killer and, after a gunfight, shoots the man. But then the evidence makes it look like he shot him in the back, so Jessica has to exonerate him.

How about this IMDbs? “Larry Manetti (who played Rick) stated that he did not enjoy working with Angela Lansbury, as she couldn’t be bothered talking to him during filming. Larry got the vibe that Angela felt she was “above” him.”

I always go all in on asking if Jessica has any in her stories. Well, here Jessica Walter, yes, the Bluth family matriarch, is all up in Thomas Magnum’s hairy business. While this episode isn’t the best, it was the Marvel Cinematic Universe for 1980s TV kids, connecting two worlds we never knew could be united.

Torment (1986)

 

Directed, written and produced by Samson Aslanian and John Hopkins (The Dorm That Dripped Blood), Torment seems like a 70s movie made in 1986. That’s a compliment.

Bob (William Witt) has come to San Francisco to kill women. Detective Michael Courtland (Warren Lincoln) is so obsessed with the case that he postpones his wedding to Jennifer (Taylor Gilbert). During the two weeks that he wants to wait, she will stay with his mother (Eve Brenner), who is obsessed with people breaking into her home. So when Bon starts casing the house and even watching Jennifer sleep, everyone thinks Courtland’s mother is crying wolf.

Bob ends up attacking Mrs. Courtland, who stabs him and barricades herself in a room with his gun. Once things are calmed down, Jennifer’s father — in town for the wedding — comes to visit. He’s Bob! Wow — that one surprised me.

How low-budget is this? Aslanian shot the film at his parents’ house, and his father cooked all the food and catered for the crew. That said, it has big ideas and is way better than I expected.

My only question: What would two weeks do? Does Courtland really think he can solve this case that quickly?

You can watch this on YouTube.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E5: Corned Beef and Carnage (1985)

Jessica gets involved when her niece, Victoria, is believed to be connected to the murder of her lecherous boss.

Season 3, Episode 5: Corned Beef and Carnage (November 2, 1985)

Jessica’s planned get-together with her niece Victoria (Genie Francis, last seen in season 1’s “Birds of a Feather“) and her husband Howard goes bad when the murder of Victoria’s ex-boss, Larry Kinkaid, happens, and Victoria is the prime suspect.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury (and Genie Francis)?

Christine Clifford is played by Susan Anton, Susan Williams from Cliffhangers!

Warren Berlinger — the second actor in this other than Anton to be in a Cannonball Run film — is Jim Ingram.

Kenickie himself, Jeff Conaway, plays Howard Griffin. He was also in  season 1’s “Birds of a Feather.”

Peter Haskell was in Child’s Play 2 and 3. He’s Leland Biddle in this show.

Larry Dallas, is that you? Yes. It’s Richard Kline from Three’s Company as Larry Kinkaid.

As for Myron Kinkaid, that’s Maude’s husband, Bill Macy.

The law in this story, Lt. Spoletti, is James Sloyan.

David Ogden Stiers was in three episodes of this show and one TV movie. All different roles; this time, he’s Aubrey Thornton.

Grover Barth is a wild name. That character is Ken Swofford.

Polly Barth is played by The Simpsons voice and Bob Newhart Show cast member Marcia Wallace.

Smaller roles are played by Ted Smile, Paul King, Marleta Giles, David Starwalt, Russ Fega and Phil Rubenstein.

What happens?

Howard and Victoria both work for Mr. Kinkaid and hate it. They haven’t told one another, because they want the best for their spouses. But when Kinkaid wants Victoria to sleep with a client, she decides enough is enough. Soon, Kinkaid is killed with an award — one he didn’t earn, but his employees did –, and she’s the top suspect.

Jessica Fletcher visits you and people die.

But hey — I’ve worked in advertising. I’ve had bosses like Kinkaid. So I’m not surprised someone takes him out. But who?

Who did it?

Aubrey Thornton, who does what everyone else really wanted to do.

Who made it?

This was directed by John Llewellyn Moxey and written by Robert E. Swanson.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No. This makes me upset, as how is she going to get some if she doesn’t put on her drunk outfit or do an accent?

Was it any good?

It’s alright. A bad Murder, She Wrote is like pizza. No matter what, it’s still pizza.

Any trivia?

David Ogden Stiers and Angela Lansbury worked together in Beauty and the Beast as Cogsworth and Mrs. Potts.

This case is mentioned in S4 E3 “Witness for the Defense.”

Give me a reasonable quote:

Lt. Spoletti: Why is it I always figure gorgeous blondes are lying to me?

What’s next?

A group of young treasure hunters comes to Cabot Cove looking for sunken treasure, and one of them ends up dead. Also: Leslie Neisen comes back, and the sexual tension between him and Angela Lansbury is volcanic. Will they finally pound it out? Come back next week.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E4: One White Rose for Death (1986)

While attending a concert in Washington, D.C., Jessica gets involved with two East German defectors and a murder.

Season 3, Episode 4: One White Rose for Death (October 19, 1986)

This is the second of seven appearances of the character Michael Hagarty (Len Cariou), an Irish spy who is 100% letting his fingers do the walking right into JB’s granny panties.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury (and Len Carious)?

Margo Claymore is played by Jenny Agutter, who was in I Start CountingAn American Werewolf In London (which explains my nurse fetish) and Logan’s Run

Michael Anderson Jr. — who was also in Logan’s Run — is Dr. Lynch.

First Secretary Henry Claymore is played by Tony Bonner, who was in Dead Sleep with Linda Blair. 

Col. Gerhardt Brunner is played by Eric Braeden, Victor Newman to your grandmother.

Andrew Wyckham? That’s Bernard Fox from Hogan’s Heroes.

Franz Mueller is John Glover, one of my favorite character actors.

Grea Mueller is Maria Mayenzet.

In minor roles, Warwick Sims is Jack Kendall; Julian Barnes is a British sergeant; and Larry Carr, Dan Cotter, Laura Gile, Kathryn Janssen, and George Sasaki play theatergoers; Walter Smith is a driver; and Jim Painter is a security guard.

What happens?

Jessica goes to the concert of violinist Greta and pianist Franz Mueller, along with so many of the upper crust, including the former prime minister of England. Franz is kind of a jerk, but Greta tells Jessica that she learned English from her books.

Meanwhile, Michael Hagarty is acting like a reporter and bringing Jessica in on his assignment. You can only imagine how moist she is, a writer from New England untouched by a man in years, now working alongside this rogue. 

It turns out that the Muellers were about to defect, and Michael was there to help. As it goes badly, he’s shot in the arm, which has to make Jessica’s plumbing go into overdrive, a dangerous man spending so much time with her.

When they go to the embassy to regroup, Michael’s partner, Jack Kendall, is stabbed. So they say. Jessica knows the truth. He was poisoned. And it turns out that the white rose he’s holding refers to a spy caper they engaged in years ago.

Who did it?

Wyckham. He’s the one who screwed up Michael and Jack’s mission all those years ago. He also murdered Geoffrey, the man who was supposed to go to the theater with Jessica, so he could get close enough to the Prime Minister. When he saw Jack, he decided to kill him before he could be spotted.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Great goes back to Communism, and her brother stays in America.

Who made it?

This was directed by Peter Crane and written by series creator Peter S. Fischer.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No, but she does dress up for the concert.

Was it any good?

Sure! I enjoy the Michael Hagarty episodes.

Any trivia?

Larry Carr, a background character in this, appeared in 13 episodes of the show and in minor parts in nearly every major TV detective show of the 1970s. In the early 60s, he went to Brazil to make movies and played Bond in 007 1/2 no Carnaval.

After Angela Lansbury’s death, Len Cariou said, “She was a great artist. I know she’s with Peter now, her husband, who I think she missed terribly. She said to me on her last birthday, a year ago, “It’s just silly being this old.””

Give me a reasonable quote:

Jessica Fletcher: Michael, you are going to help her, aren’t you?

Michael Hagarty: A sweet young thing like that, Jessica? We’re already working on it.

What’s next?

Jessica gets involved when her niece, Victoria, is believed to be connected to the murder of her lecherous boss. Susan Anton is in this one.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E3: Unfinished Business (1986)

A retired policeman decides to re-examine an old case and returns to the lakeside cabins where the murder occurred, gathering all the old suspects together.

Season 3, Episode 3: Unfinished Business (October 12, 1986)

Lt. Kale keeps trying to retire, and crime keeps bringing him back. Now, he wants to solve one last crime, the death of his partner Lowell Dixon, before he retires forever.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

Dr. Terence Mayhew is played by Lloyd Bochner, one of the few stars on this show who was also in Mr. No Legs

Tom Bosley, as is normal, plays Sheriff Amos Tupper.

Sheriff McCoy is played by J.D. Cannon.

Jake Sanford is played by Don DeFore.

Lt. Kale is Pat Hingle, who was Commissioner Gordon in the Burton Batman movies.

Hayley Mills! Wow! She’s Cynthia Tate.

Erin Moran, too! She plays Maggie Roberts.

Dr. Seth is, as always, played by William Windom.

Gary Roberts is Erich Anderson, Rob in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Yes, the guy who yells, “He’s killing me!”

In minor roles, Phillip Clark is a deputy, William Mims plays the mayor, and James Bartz is another deputy. Connie Sawyer is Ethel, Armand Cerami is a searcher, Conrad Hurtt is a cop, and Ken Clayton, Dan Cotter, Len Fleber, Betty Jeanna Glennie, Robert Hitchcock, Sam Nickens and Monty O’Grady are party goers.

What happens?

After Lowell Dixon’s case is reopened, one of the suspects from years ago — DR. SETH WHAT IS HAPPENING!?! — disappears. When Jessica talks Sheriff Tupper into looking for him, just as Tupper is probably glad that there’s one less dick in glass out of his way of pruning JB’s secret garden. Then, another man. Mr. Roberts is killed as well.

Just as Kale decides to retire, he wants to prove that his partner was killed, and he keeps blaming Seth. But could Seth have drowned a man? They call Kale Supercop, yet Jessica starts seeing through him pretty quickly. 

Who did it?

Kale. But why did he reopen a case when he knew he was the murderer? We never find out. 

Who made it?

This was directed by Walter Grauman and written by Jackson Gillis, who wrote plenty of Columbo TV movies and episodes, as well as episodes of SupermanThe MillionairePerry Mason and more.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No. She doesn’t get any either. If Seth had been taken out, however, she would have been pursued even more by Amos.

Was it any good?

Yes. I like when the people of the town we know and love get accused. After Harry Pierce ended up being a murderer, it feels like anything can happen.

Any trivia?

Tom Bosley and Erin Moran were father and daughter on Happy Days

Give me a reasonable quote:

Ret. Lt. Det. Barney Kale: Lowell Dixon was a sanctimonious do-gooder. He caught me doing a few favors for the wrong people. I’d been operating like that for years. Nothing serious, you know. Just a little you-do-for-me, I-do-for-you. It got results, but it violated his Puritan sensibilities. He was gonna bring charges against me. I would have been dismissed. And ten years ago, Mrs. Fletcher, I was not ready to be dismissed. Dixon was a very religious man. Always talking about getting to heaven. And I just simply helped him on his way.

What’s next?

While attending a concert in Washington, D.C., Jessica gets involved with two East German defectors and a murder. Jenny Agutter is in it!

88 FILMS BLU RAY RELEASE: Rosa (1986)

After they both accidentally insult their boss, Tin (Paul Chun), Hsia “Little Monster” (Yuen Biao), who works for the Criminal Investigation Division (CID) of the Royal Hong Kong Police Force, and new partner Lei Kung “Mustache” (Lowell Lo) are given the assignment of finding a missing witness. Only that man’s girlfriend, Rosa (Lu Hsiao-Fen), knows where he is. Little Monster doesn’t help his new partnership when he falls in love with Kung’s sister Lui Lui (Kara Hui). And the case gets dark when Rosa’s lover is killed, and our heroes have to protect her.

Luckily, the girls are way smarter than they are, even if the guys do end up having to save them by the end. The odds are against them, including an entire building of Wang Ping Tang’s (James Tien Chun) henchmen in a warehouse ready to kill them. But seeing as this is an enjoyable action-comedy directed by “Joe” Cheung, things will work out just fine. 

The 88 Films limited-edition Blu-Ray of Rosa features a new 2 K restoration from the original negative, commentary by David West, an image gallery, and a trailer. It comes in a rigid slipcase with new artwork by Sean Longmore, and includes a 40-page perfect-bound book and a premium artcard. You can get it from MVD.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E2: Death Stalks the Big Top: Part 2 (1986)

One murder leads to another as Jessica finds herself chasing down false alibis and the employees of a rival circus.

Season 3, Episode 2: Death Stalks the Big Top: Part 2 (October 5, 1986)

Jessica’s long-missing brother-in-law, Neil Fletcher, who has been working under an alias with the Carmody Circus, has confessed to the murder of circus manager Hank Sutter. Jessica is convinced that Neil is innocent and that he is covering up for somebody else.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

The same cast as the first part!

Martin Balsam plays Edgar Carmody, circus owner.

Jackie Cooper as Carl Schulman or Neil Fletcher.

Alex Cord plays Preston Bartholomew. Maybe you know him from Airwolf.

Carol, JB’s niece, is a pre-Friends Courtney Cox.

Charlie McCallum is played by Joey Cramer, star of Flight of the Navigator. Not Joey Kramer from Aerosmith.

Mayor Powers? It’s Ronny Cox! The Old Man from OCP!

Constance Fletcher, JB’s sister-in-law, is played by Larraine Day.

BJ and the Bear star Greg Evigan is Brad Kaneally.

Florence Henserson shows up as Maria Morgana.

Sheriff Lynn Childs, the law around these parts, is played by Gregg Henry (Body Double).

Hank and Maylene Sutter? That’s Charles Napier and Lee Purcell! YEAH!

Mark Shera from Barnaby Jones is in this role as Raymond Carmody.

Pamela Susan Shoop from Halloween 2! She is Katie McCallum in this episode. Let’s all praise her.

Daniella Morgana Carmody? That’s Barbara Stock from I, Desire.

In more minor roles, Harry Kingman plays Joe Dorsey, Audrey and Howard Bannister are played by Dennis Howard and Susan Brown, Ken Sansom is Bert, Robin Bach is Mark John Alvin is Mr. Tucker, James R. Parkes is cop, Virginia Peters is a ticket seller, Rob Monroe is Alex, Michael Dunnagan is Clyde, T. Lee Griffin is a townsman, Bill Baker is a circus worker, Robert Cole is a townsman, Conrad Hurtt is a polie officer, Sam Nickens is a circus worker, Greg Norberg is another officer, Harry Stephens is Neal and Harry Woolf plays Maria’s driver.

What happens?

We learn a lot about the characters in this. Daniela and Raymond would rather stay at the circus than be rich. Carl (or Neil Fletcher) would rather be a clown than live under the thumb of his wife. Edgar Carmody still runs a circus because he only has one year to live. The Mayor wants to be the Mayor more than solve the case.

Young Charlie’s bat was used, so Neil thinks he has to take the rap, not realizing that the bat was stolen by Hank. Neil sees a lot of himself in the kid and wants to protect his mom and himself. In fact, he’s willing to go to jail or the chair for them.

Oh man, this is all over the place, and all Jessica wants to do is go to a wedding. But she wants to save Neil, inform her niece that he’s still alive and do it all without someone trying to kill her with a tiger or fire.

Who did it?

The reason Hank was killed was that he saw Preston committing an act of sabotage. Preston ends up being the killer.

Who made it?

Just like the first episode, it was directed by Seymour Robbie and written by Paul Savage, based on a story by series creator Peter S. Fischer.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No, Jessica did all her stupid dress-up in the first episode. If this were in a later season, she totally would have been dressed as a clown. And despite her remarking that Neil looks like her dead husband, they don’t hook up.

Was it any good?

Yes!

Any trivia?

There were four two-parters: “The Murder of Sherlock Holmes,””Mirror, Mirror on the Wall,” and “Nan’s Ghost.”

Give me a reasonable quote:

Jessica Fletcher: I’m sorry, but you have about as much right to conduct a police investigation as… Jack the Ripper.

What’s next?

A retired policeman decides to re-examine an old case and returns to the lakeside cabins where the murder occurred, gathering all the old suspects together. They include Hayley Mills, Erin Moran and Lloyd Bochner!

Murder, She Wrote S3 E1: Death Stalks the Big Top: Part 1 (1986)

When JB’s niece receives a silver Leprechaun from someone who has been presumed dead for years, Jessica decides to hunt down the mysterious gift giver from beyond the grave.

Season 3, Episode 1: Death Stalks the Big Top: Part 1 (September 26, 1986)

Jessica arrives three days before the wedding of her niece Carol Bannister, who is so sure that the silver leprechaun she receives among the wedding gifts is from her grandfather, Jessica’s late husband Frank’s brother Neil Fletcher, who is presumed dead. Got all that?

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

Oh wow — Martin Balsam plays Edgar Carmody!

Jackie Cooper as Carl Schulman!

Alex Cord plays Preston Bartholomew. Maybe you know him from Airwolf.

Carol, JB’s niece, is a pre-Friends Courtney Cox.

Charlie McCallum is played by Joey Cramer, star of Flight of the Navigator.

Mayor Powers? It’s Ronny Cox!

Constance Fletcher, JB’s sister-in-law, is played by Larraine Day.

BJ and the Bear star Greg Evigan is Brad Kaneally.

Star power? That’s what you get when you make it to three seasons and have a first episode two-part story. And that’s when Florence Henserson shows up as Maria Morgana.

Sheriff Lynn Childs, the law around these parts, is played by Gregg Henry (Body Double).

Hank and Maylene Sutter? That’s Charles Napier and Lee Purcell!

Mark Shera from Barnaby Jones is in this role as Raymond Carmody.

Pamela Susan Shoop from Halloween 2! She is Katie McCallum in this episode.

Daniella Morgana Carmody? That’s Barbara Stock from I, Desire.

In more minor roles, Harry Kingman plays Joe Dorsey, Audrey and Howard Bannister are played by Dennis Howard and Susan Brown, Ken Sansom is Bert, Robin Bach is Mark John Alvin is Mr. Tucker, James R. Parkes is cop, Virginia Peters is a ticket seller, Rob Monroe is Alex, Michael Dunnagan is Clyde, T. Lee Griffin is a townsman, Bill Baker is a circus worker, Robert Cole is a townsman, Conrad Hurtt is a polie officer, Sam Nickens is a circus worker, Greg Norberg is another officer, Harry Stephens is Neal and Harry Woolf plays Maria’s driver.

What happens?

It’s been five years since Jessica’s husband died, and five years before that, Frank’s brother Neil was killed in a car accident. Before that, at some point, Frank’s other brother also died in a car crash, which put Grady into his home to be raised. One imagines that he killed himself to stay away from Grady.

At the rich Bannister estate in Washington, D.C., JB is attending the wedding of her niece Carol Bannister. She’s also dealing with Neil’s widow, Constance, who makes everything about her. That’s why Carol asked JB to visit, because as we all know, the Fletcher family, other than Jessica, are all complete assholes.

Then a package arrives from Catlinburg, Arkansas. It’s a leprechaun, a message from Neil to Carol on the day of her wedding. Jessica does what any of us would. She takes a bus to the circus to see if Neil is there. I mean, of course, he is, and he’s Jackie Cooper, bringing more Old Hollywood to the show.

There, she meets high-wire act Katie, equestrian Maylene and her husband, Hank Sutter, who is a total carny scumbag. Everyone else is just a carny. He wants to get with Katie, while his son Charlie intends to set him up with hot guy, Brad. And then there’s this fashion heiress Danielle, who runs the circus with her husband, Raymond, and she’s been sleeping with Hank as well.

If you’ve been watching this show, you know that Hank has to die.

In between all that, we learn that yes, Neil did fake his death, and he’s now Blinky the Clown. Jessica decides to sneak in to find Neil. And then, as you can guess, Hank is stomped to death by an elephant (or beaten with a baseball bat). So many people hated Hank, and now, one of them has killed him. But why does Neil take the fall? Who is he protecting?

Who did it?

We won’t find out this week.

Who made it?

This was directed by Seymour Robbie. It was written by Paul Savage, based on a story by series creator Peter S. Fischer.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

Yes. Oh yes, JB dresses as Emmaline Polsby of Polsby’s General Store and Dry Goods in Pullman City, with a watermelon straw hat and giant sunglasses. Plus, she has a southern accent!

Was it any good?

Yes. I’m excited for part two.

Any trivia?

The same circus tents were used for Big Top Pee-Wee.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Maria Morgana: Love and loyalty. How admirable. A sentiment that certainly has its place… embroidered on a throw pillow.

What’s next?

Part two! One murder leads to another as Jessica finds herself chasing down false alibis and the employees of a rival circus.