Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

My wife asked me, "Why would anyone watch this movie?" She doesn't get it. She wasn't around in the 1980's, when we had no internet. She wasn't going through puberty. She'll never understand staying up until 3:15 AM to catch a movie about a Hamburger University and the joy that it can bring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUpWMN9Rm5Q Russell… Continue reading Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

Night Ripper! (1986)

Back in the 1980's, you could shoot horror movies directly on video and they'd still get into video stores. Jeff Hathcock did that with two movies, this one and Streets of Death. He also created Victims! and the Troma film, Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell. But today, we're here to discuss his 1986 slasher film, Night Ripper. Sure, this movie… Continue reading Night Ripper! (1986)

LOST TV WEEK: The Gladiator (1986)

Here's the IMDB description of this TV movie/pilot: "A road warrior vigilante avenges his brother's death at the hands of a crazy motorist by using his souped-up pickup to apprehend drunken drivers and others who abuse their driving privileges." Sounds like a Mad Max clone, right? But what if I told you that it starred Ken… Continue reading LOST TV WEEK: The Gladiator (1986)

CHILLING CLASSICS MONTH: Gothic (1986)

Back in my teenage days of haunting Prime Time Video, the case to this movie would call out to me. It featured a photo inspired by Henry Fuseli's painting The Nightmare, with a near-nude Natascha Richardson being menaced by a goblin who has decided to squat on her chest. And while this is an arty film directed by… Continue reading CHILLING CLASSICS MONTH: Gothic (1986)

2018 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 27: The Wraith (1986)

Today's Scarecrow Psychotronic challenge is 27. MODUM ONERARIIS: A movie about transportation methods. A car, rollerblades, a broom, flying saucer...whatever gets you there. I've been wanting to talk about The Wraith for some time, so this is the perfect opportunity. In another version of our reality, The Wraith was the Top Gun of 1986. People are still wearing t-shirts of it, dressing… Continue reading 2018 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 27: The Wraith (1986)

Vicious Lips (1986)

I love Comet. It's like having old-time TV back, finding movies that you never knew existed as they are beamed directly into your home without you having to search for them. One Sunday afternoon, before a great nap, I discovered this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPWrd7CDh-I The Vicious Lips are trying to become the biggest rock band in… Continue reading Vicious Lips (1986)

Slaughter High (1986)

A prank goes wrong on April Fool's Day and suddenly, the makers of Friday the 13th realize that the title is already taken, so instead, we have Slaughter High. Really. It actually had that title until they discovered it was taken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrj8ILC_Cqg Years ago, the cool kids screwed Marty the nerd. However, these pranks go way past… Continue reading Slaughter High (1986)