2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 14: Halloween TV version (1981)

14. “SHUT THE FACE UP”: Watch a TV edit of an R-rated movie, you fairy godmother.

While the Halloween TV cut is an edited version of the 1978 movie with limited gore, not that Halloween had much, and re-dubbed swear words. That left around 12 minutes to extend the film, and luckily, John Carpenter was on the set of Halloween II.

The new moments hint at the revelation of the second movie, as we see that Michael has written “sister” on a door, there are moments in the high school, Dr. Loomis discusses young Michael’s dangerous nature at Smith’s Grove, Loomis talking to young Michael about fooling the doctors but not him as they move him to minimum security, and a moment where “Lynda visits Laurie Strodes at home and borrows a blouse just as Annie calls trying to borrow the same blouse.” Also, the final confrontation with Michael was retooled so you can only hear the gunshots and not see the shooting.

All of this footage was re-worked into an extended edition for home video.

There was once a TV edit of Halloween II that had tons of differences, too. There’s a messy cut of Mrs. Elrod’s death, as, instead of seeing the blood on her hands, the camera cuts to Michael’s face. This moment was taken from Michael killing Karen at the hospital, so he looks as if he’s in green lighting, unlike the rest of this scene.

According to 45 Lampkin Lane, there’s also:

  • A deleted scene of Janet and Jimmy talking to one another in the hallways. Janet informs Jimmy that Laurie cracked a bone and that she’s going to have a scar on her shoulder. Jimmy asks if she’s still awake, to which Janet replies that Dr. Mixter gave her a double dose. “If she can keep her eyes open, she’s made out of steel.”
  • Bud’s filthy version of “Amazing Grace” is changed to “Amazing grace, come show me your face. Don’t make me cry, I tell no lie.”
  • An added scene where Jimmy tells Karen that he’s going to see the Ben Tramer car crash.
  • The hammer killing Mr. Garrett is removed.
  • A less gross take of the autopsy of Ben Tramer.
  • A dream sequence where Laurie, as her younger self, meets Michael at the sanitarium.
  • Karen’s death is less intense.
  • The theatrical cut ends after Laurie gets into the ambulance. On TV, a white sheet rises inside the ambulance, but it’s Jimmy. They smile at one another as the ambulance drives away.

Here’s the original 1981 airing with commercials!

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: The President Must Die (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Unsung Horrors Rule (under 1,000 views on Letterboxd)

The last documentary produced by Sunn Classic Pictures, The President Must Die, is a fairly groundbreaking film, one that explores the conspiracy theories related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

Urban legend says that it was tested in theaters in Arizona and Virginia in January 1981, but performed poorly. It was ultimately shelved and is now considered a piece of “lost media.” Just a few months later, the real-life assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan made it an impossible movie to market.

Or so they say.

I interviewed James Conway, this film’s director, for an upcoming issue of Drive-In Asylum and got to ask about this movie, one that has fascinated me for years:

DIA: One last question about that era. What happened with The President Must Die?

JAMES: It was sort of the end of our believing in the market research and testing of ideas. Because when we tested that – making some trailers – it received incredibly high ratings. Everybody wanted to see this movie. We made the movie and did an excellent job. I mean, it’s absolutely authentic based on the time. I flew all over the country, interviewing all these people who you’ll see in the movie, and when it opened, nobody cared. Nobody came to see it.

DIA: In my research, I’ve heard that it was pulled from theaters in the wake of Reagan being shot. Is that true?

JAMES: I know it didn’t perform. I’m not sure about the Reagan thing. 

I’ll tell you a funny story. Though. We moved the company from LA to Park City, Utah when we did Grizzly Adams in 1976 and I moved there as well. I moved back to Los Angeles in 1982, but kept a home there. It’s where I live now, several months a year. 

We did the post-production for The President Must Die in Park City and we’re flying with all the reels to go to LA to do the mixing and have all the boxes with all the reels. And in those days, I don’t know how old you are, but when you used to do sound effects and music, you’d have 30-40 reels for each movie. Each of these boxes had The President Must Die marked on them, ready to be sent on a United Airlines plane to the sound editors in LA.

Somebody who saw the boxes saying The President Must Die called the FBI, and the people who were flying to LA with those boxes were pulled off the plane as soon as they hit the ground. But once they explained what it was, they were let go. But isn’t that fun? (laughs)

At the end of the interview, as I was fact-checking a few things, I told him that this movie was one of my holy grails.

“Do you want to see it?” Conway asked. “Check your email.”

Imagine my joy at hearing the dulcet tones of Brad Crandall again, a voice I figured I’d heard everything from in all of the other Sunn films. Now, he’s setting up the story of JFK and how he was changing America. Unlike so many other conspiracy films, this begins and ends with positivity.

You also have to understand that in 1981, there weren’t many other, as I said, conspiracy films.

Conspiracy wasn’t what it is today. It was in photocopied sheets and by word of mouth. There was no internet. There were just pockets of this information, and you had to hunt for it. A relatively mainstream film espousing the idea that Kennedy was killed by one of the many groups it could have been (in fact, at one point, Crandall says, “Who would want to kill someone as popular as Kennedy?” and nearly answers himself by suddenly naming at least five groups that absolutely hated him and had a motive.

This movie shows the Zapruder film from a time when you couldn’t just look it up on your phone.

The only evidence, for years, that it even existed was a Bantam tie-tin paperback co-written by Sunn’s Charles E. Sellier, Jr.

But it’s real.

In the February 2-3 issue of Parade, an article, “Making Movies the Computer Way,” was published. In it, this film is discussed:

“Once the most popular ideas are collated, Sunn’s research teams are sent out again. This time, the man on the street is asked to help flesh out the concepts. Take, for example, the research conducted for The President Must Die, a docu-drama on the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

“After feeding our data into the computer,” explains screenwriter Brian Russell, “we went with the conspiracy theory – the premise that was closest to what the majority believed.” What if the computer had pinned the blame solely on Oswald? “We would have gone with that angle instead,” Russell says. “We’re interested in drama, not politics.”

(This appeared on Temple of Schlock.)

We all know the Magic Bullet Theory now, probably by heart. But to see a much younger Cyril Wecht discuss it in detail is incredible. What did people in 1981 even think? I mean, what did I think the multiple times I saw Wecht speak live, where he would gather four audience members, create the seating arrangements of Kennedy’s death car (which is now in Michigan).

This is from a time before when our own President espoused conspiracy theories and gave dog whistles to Q-Anon, using it when it benefited his cause and rapidly disposing of it. We’re to care and not care about conspiracy; today it feels as if it’s transitory and can come and go as easily as the wind. How did the ear grow back? Was the election fixed or wasn’t it? Is Project 2025 real or not? Everything is truth and fiction at the same time; feelings and emotions matter more than evidence.

Here is this documentary from a time past Watergate that recognizes that the innocence of the nation — one that had not yet discovered that the Third Reich studied Jim Crow laws as inspiration — was damaged by the deaths of JFK, RFK, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr., as well as both Nixon leaving the office and Ford nearly being assassinated twice, once by Manson Family member Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme and the second by a radicalized Sara Jane Moore. Crandall even wonders, aloud, if America can ever find hope again.

In the past, you were a kook for believing that the Warren Commission could lie to you (as an aside, I still hate the line in Bull Durham, “I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone,” but then again, Kevin Costner was also Jim Garrison). You were more sane to believe in the Warren’s Single-Bullet Theory, one that argues that “a single bullet struck Kennedy in the back, exited his throat, and then wounded Governor Connally, who was seated in front of him.”

In James Shelby Downard’s “King-Kill/33: Masonic Symbolism in the Assassination of John F. Kennedy,” the conspiracy theorist (artist?) wrote, “Most Americans are beyond being tired; the revelations have benumbed them.”

Downard claimed, way back thirty years or more ago, “Never allow anyone the luxury of assuming that because the dead and deadening scenery of the American city-of-dreadful-night is so utterly devoid of mystery, so thoroughly flat-footed, sterile and infantile, so burdened with the illusory gloss of ‘baseball-hot dogs-apple-pie-and-Chevrolet’ that it is somehow outside the psycho-sexual domain.” I have lived by those words since I read them, as well as his belief that “Only the repetition of information presented in conjunction with knowledge of this mechanism of Making Manifest of All That is Hidden provides the sort of boldness and will which can demonstrate that we are aware of all the enemies, all the opponents, all the tricks and gadgetry, and yet we are still not dissuaded, that we work for the truth for the sake of the truth. Let the rest take upon themselves and their children the consequences of their actions.”

We work for the truth for the sake of the truth.

I may hide inside movies and explore the archaeology of what was lost, but I dream of what could be. This film reminds me of that.

This was an interesting movie to watch in the wake of several political and business-based killings this very year. Much like The Killing of America, the questions asked in this movie haven’t been answered. They probably never will be.

But I’ve solved one of my own conspiracies.

I’ve actually got to see this. Thanks, James.

ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: Ms .45 (1981)

Thana (Zoë Tamerlis, who also wrote director Abe Ferrara’s Bad Lieutenant) is a mute seamstress working in New York City’s Garment District.

After she’s assaulted twice — once at gunpoint in an alley by a masked man and then again in her own apartment by a burglar — Thana lives up to her name, which is inspired by Thanatos, the Greek god of death. She attacks the second man with a glass red apple and then beats him to death with an iron and leaves him in her tub. After dealing with her horrible work situation, she cuts her rapist apart and dumps him all over the city.

She keeps the man’s gun and soon uses it on another man who corners her, then runs up her steps and throws up in an echo of Paul Kersey’s first night of vigilantism in Death Wish.

Soon, she’s a literal Angel of Vengeance, which was the film’s other title. She targets a series of men who have treated women badly, and even causes one of them to kill himself when her gun jams. Finally, her vengeance reaches the point where she unleashes her full fury on her horrible boss and every man who attends her party as she whirls around, full action heroine, repeatedly shooting everyone while dressed as a nun.

Ms. 45 is better regarded than I Spit On Your Grave, perhaps because it doesn’t dwell on its rape scenes or have them take up much of the movie’s running time. Or maybe, just maybe, because it’s a much better movie.

The Arrow 4K UHD of Ms. 45 has a brand new 4K restoration by Arrow Films from the original 35mm camera negative, as well as extras including new audio commentary by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas, author of Rape Revenge Films: A Critical Study and Cultographies: Ms. 45, featurettes with film critic BJ Colangelo and Kat Ellinger, interviews with director Abel Ferrara, composer Joe Delia and creative consultant Jack McIntyre, plus short films, a trailer, an image gallery, a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sister Hyde, a perfect bound collector’s book featuring new writing by Robert Lund with previously unseen photographs of Zoë Lund, plus select archival material including writing by Kier-La Janisse and Brad Stevens, and a double-sided fold-out poster featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sister Hyde. You can get it from MVD.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: C.O.D. (1981)

Sept 22-28 Chuck Vincent Week: No one did it like Chuck! He’s the unsung king of Up All Night comedy, a queer director making the straightest romcoms but throwing in muscle studs and drag queens. His films explore the concept of romance from almost every angle – he was deeply passionate about love.

T. B. Dumore (Nicholas Saunders), the owner of Beaver Bras, gets his ad executive, Albert Zack (Chris Lemmon, Just Before Dawn, Thunder In Paradise), to create a new campaign: they need five famous women to wear their intimates so that people know they’re fashionable. Albert is the one who has to make it happen. He goes after an actress (Corinne Alphen, ex of Ken Wahl and now a pro tarot card reader) who is in the middle of a zombie movie; a disco singer named Debbie Winter (Marilyn Joi, Cleopatra Schwartz!) brings him to the dance floor; wealthy Contessa Bazzini (Carole Davis,  Piranha II) leads him to an orgy with a neon sign that exclaims “THE FUCK IS ON.” And then he dresses as a Yellow Peril villain to meet the First Daughter Lisa Foster (Teresa Ganzel, The Toy). Luckily, Albert has the help of Holly Fox (Olivia Pascal, Bloody Moon).

This was Chuck Vincent’s second try at mainstream after American Tickler. He directed it with German director Sigi Krämer; it was written by producer Wolfgang von Schiber, Rick Marx (who co-wrote Joe Franklin’s autobiography, Doom Asylum, and numerous films), Ian Shaw (who composed music for countless softcore films), and Vincent.

This also has Ron Jeremy and American adult star — not the British singer — Samantha Fox as reporters and roles for Dolly Dollar (not a porn star, a German actress), Pat Finnegan (AKA adult actress Patricia Dale), Jennifer Richards (Madusa in TerrorVision), Michelle Mais (the voice of Eebee the Evil Bong), Jack Wrangler (Lucifer in The Devil In Miss Jones Part II), Kurt Mann (Wanda Whips Wall Street), “Clown Prince of Porn” Bobby Astyr, an early role for Dan Lauria as a Secret Service man, Jake Teague (who did adult and Cannibal Ferox), Lou Leccese (who was C.H.U.D.), Juliet Graham (Bloodsucking Freaks, Vixens of Kung Fu, Miss Ohio in Emanuelle Around the World), pro soccer goalie Sepp Maier and  Lynette Sheldon (Let My Puppets Come).

Cinematographer Larry Revene shot Night Visions, Fright Housemanyts, and Marilyn Chambers’ softcore movies, including Deep Throat IIRaw Talent, the Roger Watkins-directed CorruptionCharlton Heston Presents the Bible, and several of Vincent’s movies, as well as directed Wanda Whips Wall Street.

Not a great movie, but a fun one. And the cast, right?

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Waitress! (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Waitress! was on USA Up All Night on February 4 (twice), May 13 and October 27, 1989; March 10, October 5 and 6, November 10 and December 21, 1990.

After Squeeze Play!, this was an early Troma film that follows an actress working as, well, look at the title.

Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz and written by Charles Kaufman and Michael Stone, Waitress! was shot on location in a restaurant called Marty’s in Manhattan. The staff wouldn’t allow filming to start during work hours, so the cast and crew had to wait until the restaurant closed and worked from midnight to 10 A.M.

This is the debut of Chris Noth, Scott Valentine and Elizabeth Kaitan. And Calvert DeForest is in it, who you may know as Larry “Bud” Melman.

As for the movie itself, it’s horrible. Andrea (Carol Drake) wants to play Joan of Arc. This involves her bringing a horse into the restaurant, which seems like something that would’t be a good idea. There are two other girls,  Jennifer (Carol Bevar) and Lindsey (Renata Hickey), and the place is managed by Andrea’s boyfriend  Jerry (Jim Harris), and it’s owned by Lindsey’s father (Ed Fenton), who has her working there to learn the value of money. It’s everything you expect and it feels like it goes on forever.

You can watch this on Tubi.

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Heartbreak High (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Heartbreak High was on USA Up All Night as Crunch on May 9 and October 16, 1992; June 19 and December 10, 1993.

Also known as The Kinky Coaches and the Pom Pom Pussycats, this has the City High Moose, led by Coach Bulldog Malone (John Vernon), playing the Johnson High Eagles, coached by Alan Arnoldi (Robert Forester), for the Chester W. Hick Cup. Malone sends Weasel (Paul Backewich) to film the other team’s plays and that’s the least of the cheating that goes on.

Everyone is either screwing each other over or screwing each other, all while sportscaster Jack McGuire (Norman Fell) comments on everything.

This is a co-promotion between Sandy Frank and Astral (thanks, Canuxploitation!) and that means there are a lot of North of the Border stars, like Kimberly McKeever from Scanners as the Eagles quarterback, Thom Haverstock from Terror Train as the City High QB, and Christine Cattell (Bedroom Eyes) as a cheerleader.

Director Mark Warren directed numerous TV shows, including BensonThe Dukes of HazzardBig City ComedyThe Wolfman Jack Show and more.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CBS LATE MOVIE: See China and Die (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: See China and Die was on the CBS Late Movie on March 4, 1984 and June 6, 1985.

Larry Cohen can really do no wrong.

Even with a TV movie budget, he turned this pilot for the TV show Momma the Detective into something great.

Momma Sykes (Esther Rolle) is the momma — you see, right? — of a cop, Sgt. Alvin Sykers (Kene Holliday) and she can’t help but get mixed up in his cases. She reads detective novels all the time and soon finds herself in one, as one of her employers — she’s a maid — was killed soon after coming back to China. Seeing as how she always figures out the killer in her books, she thinks she can do the same now.

She makes her way through the building, getting fired when she pries too much and then getting hired right next door, because finding a cleaning lady as good as her is hard in New York City.

I loved Ames Prescott (Paul Dooley), a cowboy singer in New York who was also a juggler, a magician and anything that would get him on the stage. There’s also a villain of sorts in former NYPD chief Edwin Forbes (Andrew Duggan), who threatens Alvin’s job.

Also: Laurence Luckinbill shows up and he was Sybok, so you should be pretty excited about that. And Estelle Evans and Rosanna Carter also show up as maids; they’re the real-life sisters of Rolle.

You can watch this on YouTube.

CBS LATE MOVIE: Under the Rainbow (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Under the Rainbow was on the CBS Late Movie on June 26, 1987.

Filmed at the original Culver Hotel, the same place the Munchkin actors stayed at while making The Wizard of Oz, this movie brings together a series of strange people: MGM employee Annie Clark (Carrie Fisher); an Austrian duke (Joseph Maher), duchess (Even Arden) and their Secret Service agent Bruce Thorpe (Chevy Chase); Nazi Otto Kriegling (Billy Barty); Kriegling’s Japanese spymaster Nakamuri (Mako) and more than a hundred little people, all cast as Munchkins and staying under the not-so-great watch of Henry (Adam Arkin), in charge of the hotel for the first time.

The Munchkins are out of control. The Nazi thinks that his Japanese connection is one of the many Japanese tourists, while his contact thinks he’s one of the many little people. A killer is trying to murder the royalty staying there. A Nazi map is hidden in the script for the movie. And it’s all a dream, causing when one of the little people, Rollow Sweet (Cork Hubbert), falls off a roof in Kansas.

Unfortunately, none of it works. Directed by Steve Rash — who later in his career would make direct-to-video sequels to Road TripBring It On and American Pie — and written by Pat McCormick, Harry Hurwitz, Martin Smith, Fred Bauer and Pat Bradley, it has charming leads who don’t get to do much. Fisher would later say that this was one of the worst movies she had been in, and Chase said it was one of the worst movies ever made.

It was the first movie for Phil Fondacaro and Debbie Lee Carrington, featuring at least two real Munchkins in the cast, including Jerry Maren and Ruth Duccini. While she had only two roles in her life, Maren also appeared in Terror of Tiny TownPlanet of the ApesThe BeingHouse, and many more. He was the last cast member of The Wizard of Oz to die.

Make-up artist Fred B. Phillips also worked on both movies.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Carnival Magic (1981)

Al Adamson should never have made a children’s film. This is the man who made Psycho a Go-Go, featuring two different softcore movies with flying hostesses (The Naughty Stewardesses and Blazing Stewardesses), the staggering Dracula vs. Frankensteinand a Filipino horror movie that was dubbed, tinted in neon hues, and released as Horror of the Blood Monsters. And, oh, by the way, his film Satan’s Sadists was shot at Spahn Ranch, and he was not shy about using that fact to promote the movie. And how can we forget his rip-off of Eddie Romero’s Blood Island films, the impressive Brain of Blood?

But yeah. So then he decided to make a movie for the kids, it failed, he went into real estate and then ended up murdered by a contractor and buried in the cement under a new hot tub.

So are you ready for Carnival Magic? No. I really don’t think you are.

According to an article in the Austin Chronicle, even the way that film was discovered is unsettling. Alamo Drafthouse programmer Zack Carlson said, “I didn’t know about the movie until I already owned it. It was an entire movie on one giant reel, and written on the side of it, in Sharpie, it said Carnival Fucking Magic. It completely decimated everyone. We couldn’t understand what the movie was, because although it’s made under the guise of a children’s film, it features domestic abuse, vivisection, and, even more uncomfortably, it just has this pervasive air of stale, alcoholic uncles. It’s the most quietly inappropriate kids’ movie ever made. You can tell it was made by people who have never spent any time around children.”

At face value, the movie is all about Markov the Magnificent (Don Stewart, who appeared on the soap opera Guiding Light for sixteen years), a magician and mind reader whose career has hit a skid. However, when he teams up with a talking chimp — after a while, no one is really all that amazed that monkeys can speak — named Alexander the Great, their dirt-poor Stoney Martin Carnival finally has a chance to succeed. Then again, Kirk the alcoholic lion tamer (Joe Cirillo, who played cops in everything from Maniac Cop 2 to SplashGhostbusters and Death Wish 3) and the doctor who wants to examine Alexander’s brain may screw it all up.

Of course, Al’s wife, Regina Carrol, shows up. But what you don’t expect is that the monkey loves women’s bras and stealing cars. You might wonder what a child would want to see this or how they’d react being dropped off at the theater in 1981 by their parents and having to confront this film. I’m in my forties and barely survived it with my insanity intact (to be fair, I’ve gone back more than a few times to try and watch it again).

See, there’s a war brewing between Markov and Kirk. Our hero doesn’t like telling many people, but he was raised by Buddhist monks who taught him hypnosis, levitation, and how to communicate with animals. The main problem is that the more he talks to Kirk’s animals, the less they take our villain as their master.

Speaking of talking, that’s pretty much all this movie does. Everyone talks, about losing their wives, potentially losing their daughters, leaving behind their old lives and worries about their future. I’m not really sure what children want to see, the inner workings and turmoil of a ratty circus. After all, we’ve all come to realize just how sinister the big top is, and this movie will do nothing to dissuade you from that notion.

I really have no idea who this film is really for. But yet, that’s part of the charm. Every year, numerous movies are made for kids that quickly fade away. Somehow, this oddity persists, even though the print for it remained hidden for decades. Beyond all rational reasoning, Carnival Magic is available to watch on Netflix — albeit with riffing from Mystery Science Theater 3000 — and ready to mess with anyone’s brain that stumbles across it.

You can get this from Severin.

CBS LATE MOVIE: Earthbound (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Earthbound was on the CBS Late Movie on July 25, 1986 and April 15, 1987.

Rejected as a TV pilot, Earthbound played a limited release in theaters. In fact, it would be one of the last films that Schick Sunn Classic Pictures made that played in theaters.

Directed by James L. Conway, who would go from Sunn Classics to working on Star Trek and Charmed, this has kindly Ned Anderson (Burl Ives) and his grandson Tommy (Todd Porter) protecting aliens — Zef (Christopher Connelly), Lara (Meredith MacRae), Dalem (Marc Gilpin) and Teva (Elissa Leeds) — from Sheriff De Rita (John Schuck) and Deputy Sweeney (Stuart Pankin) and a Man In Black (Joseph Campanella).

There are all sorts of alien psychic hijinks, a space monkey, and it feels like a 1970s Disney movie, yet it was made after that. If you told me it was Italian, given the references to 1970s U.S. pop culture, I’d believe you. Nope. That’s Park City, Utah. Sunn Classics country.

But hey — Doodles Weaver is in it!

You can watch this on YouTube.