UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Queen of Black Magic (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Witches or Warlocks

Kohar (Teddy Purba) accuses Murni (Suzzanna) — who he dated with before his marriage and claims that she ruined the ceremony by creating a storm and convincing his bride Baedah (Siska Widowati) that her husband has become a skeleton — of the crime of witchcraft. The village rises up, burns her house down and tosses her off a cliff, only for her to be saved by an old man (W.D. Mochtar) and taught to become the queen of black magic.

Imagine the surprise of the villagers when she walks among them again, alive despite all they have done. Soon, she’s sending swarms of bees after them, commanding worms to eat their faces and stealing babies from their cribs. If that isn’t enough, she enchants someone into clawing off their own head, which then flies around the room biting people.

How do you become the queen of black magic? You get naked and do backflips under the full moon.

Also: Murni seems way too into her brother.

This is everything I wanted it to be and proves why Suzzanna was such a force in Indonesian horror. I’ve seen some people complain about the cheap effects. Get off your high horse. There are horrible people who need to have acid eggs thrown in their faces in this and maybe they don’t have all the big bucks that you do.

You can watch this on Shudder.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Midnight Offerings (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Witches or Warlocks

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the Future, Stop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

For some reason, people keep talking to me lately about Little House on the Prairie. I’m not sure why exactly. I am familiar with the show. It was not must see TV for me growing up. Thanks to my mother, I was much more into prime time soap operas like Dallas and Dynasty. The trials and tribulations of the Ingalls family surely could not compare to comings and goings of the Ewings or the Carringtons. 

But I have watched more LHOTP in the last year or so. And boy howdy does that show get unhinged in those later years! Albert Ingalls gets addicted to morphine. He also starts a fire that results in the death of a baby. In the infamous Sylvia episode, a teenager gets raped by a guy in a clown mask. The citizens even blow up Walnut Grove rather than let the land fall into some venture capitalist’s hands. Whenever anyone talks about LHOTP and how “they don’t make shows like they used to”, I cannot disagree. But they are talking about wholesomeness, an aspect that did not exactly run through that show.

In contrast, I’ve never seen an episode of The Waltons. I would be willing to watch it though. It seems like maybe this show is the one people should reference when talking about a show you could watch with the entire family. I’ll have to check it out and report back.

Now if there was a competition between the two shows, perhaps it reached full throat in 1981 when the made for television movie Midnight Offerings debuted on ABC (neutral ground I guess). In this movie, we are treated to Melissa Sue Anderson (Mary Ingalls) versus Mary Beth McDonough (Erin Walton) in a supernatural battle over…the high school quarterback? This film is not going to pass the Bechdel test, that’s for sure.

Anderson plays Vivian Sotherland, the most popular girl in school. She also happens to be a witch (the old seventh daughter of a seventh daughter trope) who is not afraid to kill in order for those around her to succeed. Nobody knows her secret, although the aforementioned quarterback/boyfriend David (Patrick Cassidy) is beginning to have his suspicions. When new girl in town Robin Prentiss (McDonough) shows up, Vivian is ready to quickly dispose of her. But Robin is also the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter, and she has powers she could not explain. Can Mrs. Cunningham, I mean, Emily Moore (Marion Ross) help Robin harness the magic inside of her before Vivian reaches the height of her witchcraft?

There is definitely a lot to like about Midnight Offerings. Melissa Sue Anderson is having a ball playing against type. And I love a magic battle. This one has an unexpected ending that would make any Hammer film proud (if you know you know). Made for TV movies has been a bit of a running theme through my picks this year. I just cannot get enough. Talk about they don’t make things like they used to.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 26: Asso (1981)

26. A Horror Film That Features Edwige Fenech

I may have run out of Edwige Fenech horror films, but this is the next best thing.

Directed and written by Franco Castellano and Giuseppe Moccia, who together directed 20 films and wrote 70, this stars Edwige as Silvia, who has just married her longtime lover, Asso (Adriano Celentano). An expert card player, he has promised to give up gambling for her, but has one last game in him. He wins, but is killed by Sicario (Gianni Magni). 

However, because of how much he loves Silvia, he can come back to Earth and wants to find a man to take care of her so he can go to Heaven. He decides on an old banker named Luigi Morgan (Pippo Santonastaso), but a rival, Bretella (Renato Salvatori), the man who had Asso killed, is trying to take Silvia for himself. However, this caper leads the old man to realize how much he misses his dead wife, Enrichetta (Sylva Koscina). 

Alone again, Silvia finally meets a card player who looks just like Asso, who finally does make it to Heaven, where God defeats him in a card game.

This feels a lot like Heaven Can Wait, and it also seems like Ghost took some elements from it. 

I took the Lord’s name in vain several times during this movie, including a moment when we see the outline of Ms. Fenech through a stained-glass window. As this movie teaches us that God gambles, I feel that the Supreme Being is fine with me ogling one of His or Her’s finest creations. 

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 22: The Road Warrior (1981)

22. WRECK TANGLE: Rubberneck a car crash scene.

Everything Mad Max did right, The Road Warrior does better.

Italy and many other countries remade this over and over.

It changed American pro wrestling thanks to the look of the Road Warriors tag team,. Hawk and Animal.

And it made the end of the world seem awesome.

“Mad Max” Rockatansky (Mel Gibson) lost his family to a biker gang just as the world was ending. Now, he roams the outback and battles even more biker gangs, including Wez (Vernon Wells) and Lord Humongous (Kjell Nilsson), who has perhaps one of the greatest speeches in movie history: “There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.”

Along with a feral child (Emil Minty) and the gyro captain (Bruce Spence), Max must decide to aid the ragtag people left behind. By the end of the movie, we learn that the child has become Chief of the Great Northern Tribe and has been telling this story all along.

As for Max, he’s the greatest cowboy to not ride a horse. Only George Miller could make a cocktail of Joseph Campbell, Carl Jung and Akira Kurosawa that works this well.

In America, you’d never know this was a sequel. It was sold as a brand new movie and as the first movie aired on cable, people put it together. People loved it; critics too. Roger Ebert said that it was  “one of the most relentlessly aggressive movies ever made.”

I first saw it at the drive-in and was totally shocked when the child kills Wez’s partner with a metal boomerang. Like, it shut me down. I couldn’t believe how non-stop violent this movie was and I’m laughing now, because I totally fell in love with this movie and couldn’t stop drawing it as a kid. So much of what I love — the Bronx Italian films, Fist of the North Star and more — all start here.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 14: Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy (1981)

14. A Croatian Horror Film

Here’s how Deaf Crocodile sold this: “Imagine if Troma Films had been hired to make a Sid & Marty Krofft Saturday morning kids’ show, and if you have some idea of the unspeakable strangeness of Visitors from the Arcana Galaxy, a truly gonzo Croatian sci-fi/fantasy about a struggling writer, Robert (Zarko Potocnjak), who dreams up a story of gold-skinned alien androids named Andra, Targo and Ulu from a distant planet.”

But is it a horror movie? Let’s allow Deaf Crocodile again to describe the Mumu Monster, which was created for the film by legendary Czech animator Jan Svankmajer: “A rubber-suited, multi-tentacled creation that destroys a wedding party, ripping off heads and spouting plumes of toxic green smoke while a blind accordion player blithely plays his squeezebox.”

Director Dusan Vukotic, while born in Yugoslavia, was one of the founding members of Zagreb Film, a Croatian film studio that often worked in animation. What emerges here is pure fantastic filmmaking — a movie where Robert has his head in the clouds, dreaming of being a science fiction writer. This is a goal that his girlfriend Biba (Lucié Žulova) and friend Tino (Ljubiša Samardžić) think is silly.

Somehow, that same imagination is able to bring robotic Andra (Ksenija Prohaska) and space children Targo (Rene Bitorajac) and Ulu (Jasminka Alic) to Earth. That’s because Robert has tellurgia, which allows him to think of things long enough for them to become real. For example, when he was hungry as a child, his father grew breasts to feed him.

A series of wild adventures emerges, including Robert falling in love with Andra, Andra leaving a Mumu monster in her purse that sprays her roommates with its deadly blood, and time travel that solves almost any mistake.

As Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia no longer exist, I guess this is a Croatian film. Whatever it is, it’s terrific —sheer lunacy caught on film —a movie that shows how a foreign culture would create a space adventure that has nothing to match what we expect.

You can watch this on Tubi or buy it from Deaf Crocodile or MVD. Extras on the physical release include a new scan with restoration by Craig Rogers for Deaf Crocodile, a new commentary track by film historian Samm Deighan, a new essay by film historian and professor Jennifer Lynde Barker and five rare short films by director Dusan Vukotic.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 14: Halloween TV version (1981)

14. “SHUT THE FACE UP”: Watch a TV edit of an R-rated movie, you fairy godmother.

While the Halloween TV cut is an edited version of the 1978 movie with limited gore, not that Halloween had much, and re-dubbed swear words. That left around 12 minutes to extend the film, and luckily, John Carpenter was on the set of Halloween II.

The new moments hint at the revelation of the second movie, as we see that Michael has written “sister” on a door, there are moments in the high school, Dr. Loomis discusses young Michael’s dangerous nature at Smith’s Grove, Loomis talking to young Michael about fooling the doctors but not him as they move him to minimum security, and a moment where “Lynda visits Laurie Strodes at home and borrows a blouse just as Annie calls trying to borrow the same blouse.” Also, the final confrontation with Michael was retooled so you can only hear the gunshots and not see the shooting.

All of this footage was re-worked into an extended edition for home video.

There was once a TV edit of Halloween II that had tons of differences, too. There’s a messy cut of Mrs. Elrod’s death, as, instead of seeing the blood on her hands, the camera cuts to Michael’s face. This moment was taken from Michael killing Karen at the hospital, so he looks as if he’s in green lighting, unlike the rest of this scene.

According to 45 Lampkin Lane, there’s also:

  • A deleted scene of Janet and Jimmy talking to one another in the hallways. Janet informs Jimmy that Laurie cracked a bone and that she’s going to have a scar on her shoulder. Jimmy asks if she’s still awake, to which Janet replies that Dr. Mixter gave her a double dose. “If she can keep her eyes open, she’s made out of steel.”
  • Bud’s filthy version of “Amazing Grace” is changed to “Amazing grace, come show me your face. Don’t make me cry, I tell no lie.”
  • An added scene where Jimmy tells Karen that he’s going to see the Ben Tramer car crash.
  • The hammer killing Mr. Garrett is removed.
  • A less gross take of the autopsy of Ben Tramer.
  • A dream sequence where Laurie, as her younger self, meets Michael at the sanitarium.
  • Karen’s death is less intense.
  • The theatrical cut ends after Laurie gets into the ambulance. On TV, a white sheet rises inside the ambulance, but it’s Jimmy. They smile at one another as the ambulance drives away.

Here’s the original 1981 airing with commercials!

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: The President Must Die (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Unsung Horrors Rule (under 1,000 views on Letterboxd)

The last documentary produced by Sunn Classic Pictures, The President Must Die, is a fairly groundbreaking film, one that explores the conspiracy theories related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

Urban legend says that it was tested in theaters in Arizona and Virginia in January 1981, but performed poorly. It was ultimately shelved and is now considered a piece of “lost media.” Just a few months later, the real-life assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan made it an impossible movie to market.

Or so they say.

I interviewed James Conway, this film’s director, for an upcoming issue of Drive-In Asylum and got to ask about this movie, one that has fascinated me for years:

DIA: One last question about that era. What happened with The President Must Die?

JAMES: It was sort of the end of our believing in the market research and testing of ideas. Because when we tested that – making some trailers – it received incredibly high ratings. Everybody wanted to see this movie. We made the movie and did an excellent job. I mean, it’s absolutely authentic based on the time. I flew all over the country, interviewing all these people who you’ll see in the movie, and when it opened, nobody cared. Nobody came to see it.

DIA: In my research, I’ve heard that it was pulled from theaters in the wake of Reagan being shot. Is that true?

JAMES: I know it didn’t perform. I’m not sure about the Reagan thing. 

I’ll tell you a funny story. Though. We moved the company from LA to Park City, Utah when we did Grizzly Adams in 1976 and I moved there as well. I moved back to Los Angeles in 1982, but kept a home there. It’s where I live now, several months a year. 

We did the post-production for The President Must Die in Park City and we’re flying with all the reels to go to LA to do the mixing and have all the boxes with all the reels. And in those days, I don’t know how old you are, but when you used to do sound effects and music, you’d have 30-40 reels for each movie. Each of these boxes had The President Must Die marked on them, ready to be sent on a United Airlines plane to the sound editors in LA.

Somebody who saw the boxes saying The President Must Die called the FBI, and the people who were flying to LA with those boxes were pulled off the plane as soon as they hit the ground. But once they explained what it was, they were let go. But isn’t that fun? (laughs)

At the end of the interview, as I was fact-checking a few things, I told him that this movie was one of my holy grails.

“Do you want to see it?” Conway asked. “Check your email.”

Imagine my joy at hearing the dulcet tones of Brad Crandall again, a voice I figured I’d heard everything from in all of the other Sunn films. Now, he’s setting up the story of JFK and how he was changing America. Unlike so many other conspiracy films, this begins and ends with positivity.

You also have to understand that in 1981, there weren’t many other, as I said, conspiracy films.

Conspiracy wasn’t what it is today. It was in photocopied sheets and by word of mouth. There was no internet. There were just pockets of this information, and you had to hunt for it. A relatively mainstream film espousing the idea that Kennedy was killed by one of the many groups it could have been (in fact, at one point, Crandall says, “Who would want to kill someone as popular as Kennedy?” and nearly answers himself by suddenly naming at least five groups that absolutely hated him and had a motive.

This movie shows the Zapruder film from a time when you couldn’t just look it up on your phone.

The only evidence, for years, that it even existed was a Bantam tie-tin paperback co-written by Sunn’s Charles E. Sellier, Jr.

But it’s real.

In the February 2-3 issue of Parade, an article, “Making Movies the Computer Way,” was published. In it, this film is discussed:

“Once the most popular ideas are collated, Sunn’s research teams are sent out again. This time, the man on the street is asked to help flesh out the concepts. Take, for example, the research conducted for The President Must Die, a docu-drama on the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

“After feeding our data into the computer,” explains screenwriter Brian Russell, “we went with the conspiracy theory – the premise that was closest to what the majority believed.” What if the computer had pinned the blame solely on Oswald? “We would have gone with that angle instead,” Russell says. “We’re interested in drama, not politics.”

(This appeared on Temple of Schlock.)

We all know the Magic Bullet Theory now, probably by heart. But to see a much younger Cyril Wecht discuss it in detail is incredible. What did people in 1981 even think? I mean, what did I think the multiple times I saw Wecht speak live, where he would gather four audience members, create the seating arrangements of Kennedy’s death car (which is now in Michigan).

This is from a time before when our own President espoused conspiracy theories and gave dog whistles to Q-Anon, using it when it benefited his cause and rapidly disposing of it. We’re to care and not care about conspiracy; today it feels as if it’s transitory and can come and go as easily as the wind. How did the ear grow back? Was the election fixed or wasn’t it? Is Project 2025 real or not? Everything is truth and fiction at the same time; feelings and emotions matter more than evidence.

Here is this documentary from a time past Watergate that recognizes that the innocence of the nation — one that had not yet discovered that the Third Reich studied Jim Crow laws as inspiration — was damaged by the deaths of JFK, RFK, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr., as well as both Nixon leaving the office and Ford nearly being assassinated twice, once by Manson Family member Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme and the second by a radicalized Sara Jane Moore. Crandall even wonders, aloud, if America can ever find hope again.

In the past, you were a kook for believing that the Warren Commission could lie to you (as an aside, I still hate the line in Bull Durham, “I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone,” but then again, Kevin Costner was also Jim Garrison). You were more sane to believe in the Warren’s Single-Bullet Theory, one that argues that “a single bullet struck Kennedy in the back, exited his throat, and then wounded Governor Connally, who was seated in front of him.”

In James Shelby Downard’s “King-Kill/33: Masonic Symbolism in the Assassination of John F. Kennedy,” the conspiracy theorist (artist?) wrote, “Most Americans are beyond being tired; the revelations have benumbed them.”

Downard claimed, way back thirty years or more ago, “Never allow anyone the luxury of assuming that because the dead and deadening scenery of the American city-of-dreadful-night is so utterly devoid of mystery, so thoroughly flat-footed, sterile and infantile, so burdened with the illusory gloss of ‘baseball-hot dogs-apple-pie-and-Chevrolet’ that it is somehow outside the psycho-sexual domain.” I have lived by those words since I read them, as well as his belief that “Only the repetition of information presented in conjunction with knowledge of this mechanism of Making Manifest of All That is Hidden provides the sort of boldness and will which can demonstrate that we are aware of all the enemies, all the opponents, all the tricks and gadgetry, and yet we are still not dissuaded, that we work for the truth for the sake of the truth. Let the rest take upon themselves and their children the consequences of their actions.”

We work for the truth for the sake of the truth.

I may hide inside movies and explore the archaeology of what was lost, but I dream of what could be. This film reminds me of that.

This was an interesting movie to watch in the wake of several political and business-based killings this very year. Much like The Killing of America, the questions asked in this movie haven’t been answered. They probably never will be.

But I’ve solved one of my own conspiracies.

I’ve actually got to see this. Thanks, James.

ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: Ms .45 (1981)

Thana (Zoë Tamerlis, who also wrote director Abe Ferrara’s Bad Lieutenant) is a mute seamstress working in New York City’s Garment District.

After she’s assaulted twice — once at gunpoint in an alley by a masked man and then again in her own apartment by a burglar — Thana lives up to her name, which is inspired by Thanatos, the Greek god of death. She attacks the second man with a glass red apple and then beats him to death with an iron and leaves him in her tub. After dealing with her horrible work situation, she cuts her rapist apart and dumps him all over the city.

She keeps the man’s gun and soon uses it on another man who corners her, then runs up her steps and throws up in an echo of Paul Kersey’s first night of vigilantism in Death Wish.

Soon, she’s a literal Angel of Vengeance, which was the film’s other title. She targets a series of men who have treated women badly, and even causes one of them to kill himself when her gun jams. Finally, her vengeance reaches the point where she unleashes her full fury on her horrible boss and every man who attends her party as she whirls around, full action heroine, repeatedly shooting everyone while dressed as a nun.

Ms. 45 is better regarded than I Spit On Your Grave, perhaps because it doesn’t dwell on its rape scenes or have them take up much of the movie’s running time. Or maybe, just maybe, because it’s a much better movie.

The Arrow 4K UHD of Ms. 45 has a brand new 4K restoration by Arrow Films from the original 35mm camera negative, as well as extras including new audio commentary by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas, author of Rape Revenge Films: A Critical Study and Cultographies: Ms. 45, featurettes with film critic BJ Colangelo and Kat Ellinger, interviews with director Abel Ferrara, composer Joe Delia and creative consultant Jack McIntyre, plus short films, a trailer, an image gallery, a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sister Hyde, a perfect bound collector’s book featuring new writing by Robert Lund with previously unseen photographs of Zoë Lund, plus select archival material including writing by Kier-La Janisse and Brad Stevens, and a double-sided fold-out poster featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sister Hyde. You can get it from MVD.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: C.O.D. (1981)

Sept 22-28 Chuck Vincent Week: No one did it like Chuck! He’s the unsung king of Up All Night comedy, a queer director making the straightest romcoms but throwing in muscle studs and drag queens. His films explore the concept of romance from almost every angle – he was deeply passionate about love.

T. B. Dumore (Nicholas Saunders), the owner of Beaver Bras, gets his ad executive, Albert Zack (Chris Lemmon, Just Before Dawn, Thunder In Paradise), to create a new campaign: they need five famous women to wear their intimates so that people know they’re fashionable. Albert is the one who has to make it happen. He goes after an actress (Corinne Alphen, ex of Ken Wahl and now a pro tarot card reader) who is in the middle of a zombie movie; a disco singer named Debbie Winter (Marilyn Joi, Cleopatra Schwartz!) brings him to the dance floor; wealthy Contessa Bazzini (Carole Davis,  Piranha II) leads him to an orgy with a neon sign that exclaims “THE FUCK IS ON.” And then he dresses as a Yellow Peril villain to meet the First Daughter Lisa Foster (Teresa Ganzel, The Toy). Luckily, Albert has the help of Holly Fox (Olivia Pascal, Bloody Moon).

This was Chuck Vincent’s second try at mainstream after American Tickler. He directed it with German director Sigi Krämer; it was written by producer Wolfgang von Schiber, Rick Marx (who co-wrote Joe Franklin’s autobiography, Doom Asylum, and numerous films), Ian Shaw (who composed music for countless softcore films), and Vincent.

This also has Ron Jeremy and American adult star — not the British singer — Samantha Fox as reporters and roles for Dolly Dollar (not a porn star, a German actress), Pat Finnegan (AKA adult actress Patricia Dale), Jennifer Richards (Madusa in TerrorVision), Michelle Mais (the voice of Eebee the Evil Bong), Jack Wrangler (Lucifer in The Devil In Miss Jones Part II), Kurt Mann (Wanda Whips Wall Street), “Clown Prince of Porn” Bobby Astyr, an early role for Dan Lauria as a Secret Service man, Jake Teague (who did adult and Cannibal Ferox), Lou Leccese (who was C.H.U.D.), Juliet Graham (Bloodsucking Freaks, Vixens of Kung Fu, Miss Ohio in Emanuelle Around the World), pro soccer goalie Sepp Maier and  Lynette Sheldon (Let My Puppets Come).

Cinematographer Larry Revene shot Night Visions, Fright Housemanyts, and Marilyn Chambers’ softcore movies, including Deep Throat IIRaw Talent, the Roger Watkins-directed CorruptionCharlton Heston Presents the Bible, and several of Vincent’s movies, as well as directed Wanda Whips Wall Street.

Not a great movie, but a fun one. And the cast, right?

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Waitress! (1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Waitress! was on USA Up All Night on February 4 (twice), May 13 and October 27, 1989; March 10, October 5 and 6, November 10 and December 21, 1990.

After Squeeze Play!, this was an early Troma film that follows an actress working as, well, look at the title.

Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz and written by Charles Kaufman and Michael Stone, Waitress! was shot on location in a restaurant called Marty’s in Manhattan. The staff wouldn’t allow filming to start during work hours, so the cast and crew had to wait until the restaurant closed and worked from midnight to 10 A.M.

This is the debut of Chris Noth, Scott Valentine and Elizabeth Kaitan. And Calvert DeForest is in it, who you may know as Larry “Bud” Melman.

As for the movie itself, it’s horrible. Andrea (Carol Drake) wants to play Joan of Arc. This involves her bringing a horse into the restaurant, which seems like something that would’t be a good idea. There are two other girls,  Jennifer (Carol Bevar) and Lindsey (Renata Hickey), and the place is managed by Andrea’s boyfriend  Jerry (Jim Harris), and it’s owned by Lindsey’s father (Ed Fenton), who has her working there to learn the value of money. It’s everything you expect and it feels like it goes on forever.

You can watch this on Tubi.