SUPPORTER DAY: Score (1974)

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Even today, almost fifty years after Score was made, it pushes taboos. It’s one of the first films to explore bisexual relationships, which is something movies still shy away from. And it was one of the porn chic movies of the 1970s Golden Age, a time when adult movies could both be adult and movies.

It was directed by Radley Metzger, someone who one can honestly say was an auteur of adult filmmaking. He told Cinedelphia, “When I was coming of age, eroticism was always in films, but eroticism was punished. The promiscuous girl never got the leading man, the woman who sold her charms, always had a bad fate. The “good girl” always achieved ends the bad girl never did. As a reaction to that, I tried to do the opposite. You could have a free attitude and behave in a free way and not be punished. A parallel to that is that it could also be light. It didn’t have to be tragedy. You could look at sex in a fun way. That was a personal thing, to work against the clichés in cinema when I was growing up.”

It’s based on an off-Broadway stage play that ran in 1970 and even had Sylvester Stallone in a small part. The movie version was written by Jerry Douglas, who also wrote the original play, who would go on to create the magazine Manshots and eventually direct several of his own adult films.

In the mythical European city of Leisure — the play was set in a New York City apartment building — married couple Jack (Gerald Grant) and Elvira (Claire Wilbur, who originated the role and would go on to win an Oscar for producing Robin Lehman’s The End of the Game) have a bet about who can pick up whom. She thinks she can win over Betsy (Lynn Lowry, who is still in so many horror movies and making them better just by being herself), a young bride who has just married Eddie (Casey Donovan, who was a popular gay adult star and the long-time lover of Tom Tryon).

Betsy might be a Catholic schoolgirl who doesn’t know the world yet but she’s fascinated by Elvira, who even seduces a telephone repairman (Carl Parker) right in front of her. That night, she catches her husband masturbating and confesses that she’s not happy.

A costume party allows them all to change it up, as Eddie is dressed as a cowboy and Betsy a nun. They pair up with their same sex — just to talk, hmm? — and confess that they’re unsatisfied. The pot helps. So does the poppers. Before midnight, the young couple is seduced. The shocking part — for some — may be that in the hardcore cut that the man-on-man sex is given just as much time as the female-on-female. By the end, Betsy and Eddie wonder which one of them is the strange one.

By the way, Lowry’s scenes have a body double in them, as she didn’t participate in the unsimulated coupling.

While yes, this is a dirty movie, one of the things you find in all of Metzger’s films of this era are class. The budget is good, the setting — Croatia — is beautiful and there’s more story than sin.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: F. Scott Fitzgerald and The Last of the Belles (1974)

Directed by George Schaefer and written by James Costigan, this has a pretty fun cast. There’s Richard Chamberlain as F. Scott Fitzgerald, Blythe Danner as Zelda Fitzgerald, Susan Sarandon (a year before The Great Waldo Pepper and The Rocky Horror Picture Show) as Ailie Calhoun, David Huffman (who died way too young as he was stabbed by a criminal while outside the Old Globe Theater in San Francisco) as Andy McKennam, Ernest Thompson (the writer of On Golden Pond) as Earl Shoen, Richard Hatch (Battlestar Galactica) as Bill Knowles and Planet of the Apes TV show cast member James Naughton as Captain John Haines. And Brooke Adams!

This is the story of how Fitzgerlad met his wife. I worked with Blythe Danner a bunch on health care commercials and I always got her after she’d been through twelve other agencies, so she was exhausted and would turn a :30 second commercial into a :90. I purposefully watched the time she hosted SNL and told her. After nearly years of us barely interacting, she sparkled and said, “Was I any good?” It wasn’t a great episode, the kind of one that aired in 1982 when the show was finding its way back. It was the kind of SNL where the music guest — Rickie Lee Jones — did three songs instead of two. But I told her, “Your monologue was perfect.”

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on YouTube.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: The Klansman (1974)

Directed by Terence Young and written by Millard Kaufman and Samuel Fuller, The Klansman had its film rights bought by black film producer William D. Alexander who spent a year putting the movie together. The movie was put together by Bill Schiffrin, Fuller’s agent, and he said the movie was a mess from when Terence Young was hired. Young was picked because of the European investors — the same mysterious people who demand worm sex in Roger Corman movies — and that’s why Luciana Paluzzi plays Southern girl Trixie with Joanna Moore speaking her lines. Yes, Fiona Volpe being voiced by Tatum O’Neal’s mother.

You know who probably didn’t want to be there? Richard Burton, who despite being paid $40,000 a week for ten weeks plus a percentage did most of his scenes lying down because he was so drunk. Years later, he claimed that he didn’t even remember meeting Lee Marvin before when they drank together at a party. Later than that, he did say “I wouldn’t have survived without Marvin.” He was drinking hard, the kind of drinking you do when you’ve lost everything.

When Burton was filming his death scene, Young was happy with the work the make-up artist had done, only for the artist to remark that he had not done anything. Young brought a doctor in to examine Burton and it was determined that he was dying. He was rushed to St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica with a temperature of 104 degrees. Both kidneys were collapsing and he had influenza and tracheo-bronchitis. It would take six weeks in the hospital — where it was announced that he and Liz Taylor were divorcing — for him to get better.

After all that, one of the investors failed to come up with the money so Marvin and Burton were not paid their full salary.

Sheriff Track Bascomb (Marvin) has broken up white men assaulting a black woman. He arrests no one. Part of that is racism. Part of that is just keeping the peace.

Despite the fact that he’s part of the system and Breck Stencill (Burton) is a rich liberal who wants to change the South, the two remain friends. But when white Nancy Poteet (Linda Evans) gets assaulted by a black man, the Klan — which includes Deputy Butt Cutt Cates (Cameron Mitchell, somehow not the drunkest person in this movie with Marvin and Burton) — are trying to find the man who attacked her.

The Klan goes into a black bar and attacks a man, castrating him and then shooting him. His friend Garth (O.J. Simpson) gets away and goes to war with anyone who sides with the KKK. They deserve it. One of the things they do is capture Loretta Sykes (Lola Falana) and rape her, leaving her near death from bleeding. Mitchell was so upset by this scene that he burst into tears and brought roses and a letter of apology the next day.

It’s not that good but hey, I enjoyed seeing Burton try to get his lines out.

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: The Hanged Man (1974)

James Devlin (Steve Forrest, Mommie Dearest) survives his own hanging and decides to become a hero, defending Carrie Gault (Sharon Acker) from Lew Halleck (Cameron Mitchell). There are some fun supernatural elements in this, as this is nearly the TV version of High Plains Drifter and was intended to be a series that would follow Devlin across the West as he tried to make up for his past sins.

Director Michael Caffey had a long career directing TV and even did an episode of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Writer Andrew J. Fenady wrote Black NoonTerror In the Wax Museum and Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus, which has Charles Bronson play Francis Church, the publisher who wrote to a young girl named Virginia to explain Santa Claus. He also developed the TV shows Hondo and The Rebel.

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: The Gun and the Pulpit (1974)

Based on the book The Fastest Gun in the Pulpit by Jack Ehrlich, this ABC TV movie has Ernie Parsons (Marjoe Gortner) escaping the noose and taking the identity of a murderer holy man. He heads off to take over that man’s church, a job he really knows nothing about, but it’ll keep him alive hiding out for a while.

While there, he finds himself standing up to the man who has taken over the town, Mr. Ross (David Huddleston). It’s not totally noble, as he falls for the daughter of a man Ross has murdered, Sally Underwood (Pamela Sue Martin).

Jeff Corey is in the lynch mob at the beginning and Slim Pickens plays Billy One-Eye, who helps Ernie. Plus, Geoffrey Lewis is a hired killer named Jason McCoy who comes in to take out Ernie and they end up missing each other at close range and then decide to just go their own way.

Directed by Daniel Petrie (Moon of the WolfA Howling In the Woods) and written by William Bowers (Support Your Local Sheriff!), this isn’t the finest ride into the West you’ve seen, but it’s pleasant and I always love Gortner.

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: Get Christie Love! (1974)

Directed by William Graham (Return to the Blue Lagoon) and written by George Kirgo, this is the pilot movie for the eventual series that starred Teresa Graves as Christie Love. Graves was the second African-American woman to star in her own television series after Diahann Carroll in Julia.

Based on the novel The Ledger by Dorothy Uhnak, this movie has the book’s lead Christie Opara — a white NYPD detective — become black detective Christie Love. Obviously finding some inspiration from CoffyFoxy Brown and Cleopatra Jones, Love even had her own catchphrase: “You’re under arrest, sugah!”

Between the pilot and series, Graves became a Jehovah’s Witness and demanded that the show not be as sexual as the movie, which had Christie having an affair with her captain. She’s on the case of an informant, Helena Varga (Louise Sorel), who is about to testify against her boyfriend. There’s also a serial killer that Christie goes undercover to catch.

It’s nowhere near as exciting as the movies it wants to be. Graves is pretty good, however. The series lasted 22 episodes, which was a full first season. She would retire from acting and become really involved in her religion. Sadly, she died in 2002 after an accident in her apartment with a space heater.

The same year this was made, Graves also played Countess Vampira in Old Dracula.

You can watch this on YouTube.

MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: Identikit (1974)

Muriel Spark sold her novel The Driver’s Seat as a whydunnit instead of a detective story. The movie that was made from it, Identikit, by Giuseppe Patroni Griffi somehow goes from a rambling narrative of a woman who has lost or is losing her mind — you knew it, f.giallo — that eventually transforms at the end into an image straight out of the form.

Griffi also made Metti, una sera a cena (Love Circle), which stars Tony Musante and giallo queen Florinda Balkan, as well as Addio, fratello crudele (‘Tis A Pity She’s a Whore), The Divine Nymph which has Tina Aumont from Torso and La Gabbia which had contributions by Fulci and is called an erotic thriller but come on we know what that means.

This was written by Griffi along with Raffaele La Capria.

What’s incredible about this movie is that it finds Liz Taylor — 45-year-old Liz, mind you — playing Lise, a lonely woman from Germany who has come to Rome to find a dangerous liaison, a fatal attraction, dare I say a strange vice to call her own.

Everyone she meets either wants to fuck her or is afraid of her, like the British businessman (Ian Bannen) who tries to pick her up on the plane and offers that he must orgasm every day on his macrobiotic diet; an Italian man (Guido Mannari) who seems perfect if distant and a would-be French lover (Maxence Mailfort).

There’s also the presence of the days of lead looming over everything, as a moment after she lands in Rome, Lise is nearly killed in the crossfire as the police open fire on a protestor and a bomb has cleared all the shoppers away from a mall except for Lise and a doddering elderly woman (Mona Washbourne) in a role that Taylor wanted Bette Davis to play, but Bette said no thanks to a film without a completed script.

Yet the true explosion is within Lise, a woman who won’t have it any way but hers, screaming at a salesgirl — while her one-time biggest star in the world breasts are exposed to the unflinching camera — that she refuses to purchase an outfit that has been treated with stain-resistant chemicals. How dare they believe she’s the type of woman to make such a mess?

This is all told in a way that is both episodic and all over the place, as detectives attempt to understand why Lise was killed along with all of the people that she’s traumatized along the way. It all looks gorgeous, though, as cinematographer Vittorio Storaro is best known for shooting The Bird With the Crystal Plumage, Apocalypse NowThe Last Emperor and Dick Tracy.

At the end, is it a giallo? Well, that fog coming from the trees as — spoiler warning — Lise directs her would-be lover and killer in how to properly bind her hands and stab her isn’t far off from the way most women have to direct their lovers so that they don’t end up penetrating the crease in their leg and never make their way inside them. Liz was just fresh off her first divorce from Richard Burton and it feels like she’s exploding all of her hatred and frustration in this role and man, I only wish that I knew more of this Liz and not the sad last days of tabloid headlines and Larry Fortensky.

One last giallo connection: Franco Mannino also did the music for Murder Obsession.

My favorite thing about this movie? Andy Warhol walks in and takes over a one-minute scene as a British lord.

I love the f.giallo because it’s not always about murder. Sometimes, as in Footprints On the Moon, a movie that this shares the new Severin House of Psychotic Women box sex with, it’s all the female heroine can do to stay sane.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Liz Taylor (from Bar Chef Lu Brow at Café Adelaide in New Orleans)

  • 1.25 oz. Absolut Citron vodka
  • .5 oz. triple sec
  • .5 oz. blue curacao
  • .5 oz. lemon juice
  • 1 oz. cranberry juice
  1. Shake all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice.
  2. Strain into a martini glass and drink.

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on Tubi.

Spagvemberfest 2023: Blood Money (1974)

Also known as The Stranger and the GunfighterLà dove non batte il sole (Where the Sun Doesn’t Shine) and El kárate, el Colt y el impostor (Karate, Colt and the Imposter), Blood Money comes from the era where Shaw Brothers was working on other genre mash-ups as part of international co-productions like Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires.

Ho Chiang (Lo Lieh) must go to America and find his uncle Wang’s missing fortune and return it to a warlord or his entire family will be executed. His only clue is that a thief named Dakota (Lee Van Cleef) accidentally killed his uncle when he blew up his safe and he knows where Wang’s uncle is buried.

Ho Chiang takes Dakota there and they learn that the map to the treasure appears on, well, four asses of Wang’s mistresses. Those girls include Patty Shepard (Hannah, Queen of the VampiresThe Werewolf vs. The Vampire Woman), Femi Benussi (Bloody Pit of HorrorThe Bloodsucker Leads the Dance), Karen Yeh (Super Stooges vs. the Wonder Women) and Erika Blanc (Kill, Baby, KillThe Devil’s Nightmare).

Yes, a movie where Lee Van Cleef and Lo Lieh fight people and are on a quest to see Patty Hsepard and Erika Blanc’s butts. Did I manifest this movie into being? And it’s directed by Antonio Margheriti?

Sometimes, life can be perfect.

You can watch this on Tubi.

KINO CULT BLU RAY RELEASE: Lorna the Exorcist (1974)

Kino Cult is a new label that embraces a trademark brand of “unapologetically weird” with such diverse genres as European erotica, grindhouse classics, and cinematic rediscoveries that defy categorization. One of their first three releases is Lorna the Exorcist.

This release has an introduction by Stephen Thrower, commentary by Tim Lucas, and interviews with Gérard Kikoïne and Pamela Stanford.

You can get Lorna the Exorcist from Kino Lorber.

Patrick Mariel (Guy Delorme) decides to take his perfect family to the south of France on holiday, but before long, his wife Marianne (Jacqueline Laurent) and his on the cusp of womanhood daughter Linda (Lina Romay) are dealing with supernatural trauma.

Moments before they even depart, threatening phone calls start coming to their home from Lorna (Pamela Stanford), a woman from Patrick’s wild past who is the reason for his success and someone who has transcended mortality to become a demonic succubus, as a Jess Franco character often does. The deal that she made in blood with Patrick has come due and now, she’d rather take Linda than anything else.

Stanford was also in Franco’s Succubus, but here she’s coating her face in tons of makeup — like a John Waters character or a heel All Japan Women’s wrestler from the 1980s — and unleashing small crabs on her victims. You can’t say that Jess Franco doesn’t try to make it weird. He also shows up as the doctor of a clinic who is taking care of an always nude insane woman (Catherine Lafferière)  who has also been possessed by Lorna. Howard Vernon is also in this as Lorna’s butler. And yes, if you wondered how much Jess Franco loves the body parts of women, especially what’s between their thighs, the zoom lens will tell all.

I mean, this movie starts with a long sapphic dream encounter between Lorna and Linda and most of the movie has no story other than love scenes and occult attacks. Please understand that this means that this movie is great.

Franco made this movie for producer Robert de Nesle, who put it out as a clone of The Exorcist, as happened often in the 70s, then re-released it with inserts and called it Luscious Linda, as if trying to figure out what Franco movie it is as the director also made The Story of Linda, AKA Captive Women, as well as Who Raped Linda? And because this is Jess Franco, he remade this movie in 2002 as the shot on video Incubus.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Nude for Satan (1974)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: 1970s

Oh Luigi Batzella, the movies you have brought us. The Beast In Heat, Kaput Lager – Gli ultimi giorni delle SS (Achtung! The Desert Tigers) and Strategia per una missione di more and The Devil’s Wedding Night with Joe D’Amato. Thank you for these movies and for this one.

Batzella had seen Rita Calderoni in Black Magic Rites and cast her in this film as Susan, the injured survivor of a car accident. She’s found by Dr. Benson and showing what kind of doctor he is, he leaves her in the car while he walks through the woods. He soon finds a castle and that Susan is there, but has now become Evelyn and that he also has a double named Peter, who greets Susan when she finally comes back to life and finds the castle as well.

Stelio Candelli is also in this and is menaced by a gigantic spider. But you know, when the named of the movie is Nude for Satan, you know what you’re getting into. This feels like a Renato Polselli movie — and not just because Rita is in it — in that it’s probably more interested in nudity and sapphic moments as it is with being a horror movie.

There’s also a Dutch version with hardcore inserts and if you’re wondering, did I watch that, I mean I totally watched that. It didn’t add anything to the movie, but there’s something funny about seeing erect penises and girl on girl full on moments in the middle of a movie filled with distorted audio, thunder, spiders and oh so much fog.