CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Terror In the Midnight Sun (1959)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Terror In the Midnight Sun was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, March 2, 1968 at 11:20 p.m.; Saturday, July 26, 1969 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, May 30, 1970 at 11:30 p.m. as Invasion of the Animal People

Known internationally as Terror In the Midnight Sun and in its native Sweden as Space Invasion of Lapland, this movie was brought to the U.S. by Jerry Warren, who cut 25 minutes from its running time — including a nude shower scene with lead actress Barbara Wilson — as well as shooting a new beginning featuring narrator John Carradine. Of course, when he sold the film to syndication later, a whole bunch of new material had to be shot to pad out the film’s running time. That new footage features several doctors discussing the mental problems of the lead character. Warren also shot a new UFO abduction scene. Never let it be said that the maker of The Wild World of Batwoman didn’t keep up on trends.

However, in Fred Olen Ray’s book The New Poverty Row, he did reveal “I’d shoot one day on this stuff and throw it together…I was in the business to make money. I never, ever tried in any way to compete, or to make something worthwhile. I only did enough to get by, so they would buy it, so it would play, and so I’d get a few dollars. It’s not very fair to the public, I guess, but that was my attitude…You didn’t have to go all out and make a really good picture.”

Diane Wilson and scientist Erik Engstrom just want to fall in love, but all the mutilated reindeer keep getting in the way. That’s because three humanoid aliens have a gigantic and hairy fanged beast that they’re commanding to tear up houses and eat Santa’s steeds. Yes, this movie is years ahead of modern paranormal theories that place Bigfoot in the employ of grey extraterrestrials.

Virgil W. Vogel, the director of this movie, also was behind The Mole People. He was an editor on Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet the Invisible Man and Touch of Evil, too. Most of his career was spent directing for television, which he did all the way up to his death in 1996.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Doberman Gang (1972)

Dillinger, Bonnie, Clyde, Pretty Boy Floyd, Baby Face Nelson and Ma Barker are the Doberman Gang, six Dobermans who join the gang of Eddie Newton (Byron Mabe), Sammy (Simmy Bow), June (Julie Parrish) and former Air Force dog trainer Barney Greer (Hal Reed). Oh yes — there’s also a bulldog named J. Edgar.

Eddie and June have been a couple, but she soon sees that he could throw her away at any time. She starts getting close to Barney, who soon learns that this is a criminal plan to train these dogs. He’s told that he’ll be killed if he tries to get away, so he works with them in the hopes that he can save the dogs and June. But he soon has second thoughts when he learns that the dogs will be killed.

Good boys. J. Edgar gets them to run off with the money. The bad news is that one of the dogs was hit by a car, and I could have done without that part. Except that in the sequel, The Daring Dobermans, that dog is fine. Whew.

There are also two more movies in the series, The Amazing Dobermans and Alex and the Doberman Gang.

I didn’t have to worry so much, as this was the first movie to have the “No Animals Were Harmed” onscreen credit from the American Humane Association.

This was directed by Byron Ross Chudnow and written by Louis Garfinkle, who also wrote I Bury the Living, Face of FireThe HellbendersLittle Cigars and The Deer Hunter—yeah, I know, wow—and Frank Ray Perilli, who wrote Mansion of the Doomed, the Michael Pataki adult CinderellaEnd of the WorldDracula’s Dog, the adult Fairy TalesLaserblastThe Best of Sex and Violence and co-wrote Alligator with John Sayles.

Dimension Pictures played this as a double feature with The Twilight People. I love that!

Image from Mike’s Take On the Movies.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 21: Parents (1989)

21. A Horror Film About Evil Parents

Directed by Bob Balaban (yes, the guy from Christopher Guest comedies) and written by Christopher Hawthorne. Parents finds the Laemle family — Nick (Randy Quaid), Lily (Mary Beth Hurt) and Michael (Bryan Madorsky) moving into the California suburbs. Between seeing his parents making love and watching his father do an autopsy, Michael is a bit screwed up. His dreams are horrible and he believes his parents are cannibals. But what if he’s right?

But what can you do when your parents want to feed you the meat of your guidance counselor, Millie Dew (Sandy Dennis)?

Siskel and Ebert disagreed on this; a big surprise was that Gene loved it and Roger didn’t. However, Ken Russell compared it to Blue Velvet and claimed that it was better than Lynch’s movie.

I’ve always wanted to see this ever since I saw the Vestron box at my mom and pop video store. It took a long time, but I enjoyed it. Time has made Randy Quaid in strange roles not, “He’s so good,” but instead. “Yes, Randy Quaid is legitimately weird.”

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 21: The Boys from Brazil (1978)

21. TWINNERS CIRCLE: Scientists rejoice! Human cloning has been achieved.

Barry Kohler (Steve Guttenberg) died so that Ezra Lieberman (Laurence Olivier) could learn that Dr. Josef Mengele (Gregory Peck) lives and plans on killing 94 civil servants near retirement. Despite being exhausted by the world, Ezra forms a team with his sister Esther (Lilli Palmer), journalist Sidney Beynon (Denholm Elliot) and vigilante David Bennett (John Rubinstein) to stop the murders.

Directed by Franklin J. Schaffner (Planet of the Apes) and written by Heywood Gould (Rolling Thunder) from the book by Ira Levin, this is about the children — clones! — of Adolf Hitler, who have been placed all over the world.

Two years before this, Olivier would play a Nazi in Marathon Man. Here, he seems way more kindly than the character is in the book that inspired it.

Oddly, this is a movie that my wife’s family watched and quoted all of the time. Maybe they just like watching dogs maul evil German doctors. Who can say? Even today, long after this was made, just saying the title of the movie suggests a vast conspiracy.

Ira Levin had to be the richest man ever. Just look at the movies of his books: A Kiss Before DyingCritic’s ChoiceRosemary’s BabyThe Stepford WivesDeathtrapSliver and more. Several were filmed more than once and had sequels.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Mars Needs Women (1968)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: 1960s!

Larry Buchanan was making low budget TV movies for American-International Pictures.

He called them with this idea:”We get this signal from outer space… What is it, Mr. Nicholson, what is it? And I said, Mars Needs Women! He said, ‘When can you start?”

As for Tommy Kirk, he had been a Disney kid and when he got the lead when John Ashley was busy, he wanted to make this his comeback. After all, he knew the role. He had already been a Martian seeking Earth women in AIP’s Pajama Party. Buchanan allowed Kirk to create his own soliloquy in the film, which is pretty great. However, Kirk looked back and said that this was “…undoubtedly one of the stupidest motion pictures ever made. How I got talked into it, I don’t know.”

“Mars … Needs … Women.” That’s the message from space and Mars can only make boy chidren, so five of their race, led by Dop (Kirk), come to Earth to steal our most perfect women. Mainly from Texas. Larry didn’t have much of a budget, after all.

The women are an artist (Pat Delaney). a housewife (Sherry Roberts), an air hostess (Donna Lindberg), a stripper (Bubbles Cash, the inspiration for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who is also in Hot Thrills and Warm Chills and according to a fan, signed her aurograph like this: “the B in Bubbles was a pair of breasts with nipples. Her last name was a dollar sign.”) and scientist Dr. Marjorie Bolen (Yvonne Craig!), who Dop falls in love with and of course he does, it’s Yvonne Craig in 1968.

Shot in black and white on 16mm, blown up to 35mm and filled with stock footage, this was shot all over Dallas, which was playing Houston in the movie.

Someday sad, I will run out of Larry Buchanan movies. But that day is not today. Today is a good day.

You can watch this on YouTube.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Man and the Monster (1959)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Man and the Monster was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, June 22, 1968, at 1:00 a.m. It’s the Mexican horror movie El hombre y el monstruo.

If I’ve learned anything from watching Mexican films, it’s that you should never make a deal with el diablo.

If you’re like Samuel Magno (Enrique Rambal, The Exterminating Angel), you finally get your dream of being a concert pianist to come true. Then every time you play Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto No. 1, you turn into a monster.

Directed by Rafael Baledón, who acted from 1938 to 1994 as well as directing La Muñeca Perversa, Muñecas Peligrosas and Orlak, El Infierno de Frankenstein, this is 78-minutes of Mexican gothic horror, with the curse only stopped by the protagonist’s demanding mother.

It’s literally FaustDr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and The Werewolf all in one movie, with special effects on par with El Baron del Terror. If you aren’t rushing to find this movie right now, what’s wrong with you?

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Mothra vs. Godzilla was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, February 17, 1968, at 11:20 p.m. and Saturday, July 26, 1969, at 11:30 p.m. as Godzilla vs. The Thing

With the box office success of King Kong vs. Godzilla and Mothra, Toho chose to send Godzilla against the butterfly in a movie that was meant for children instead of adults. It’s also the last movie — until the Heisei era — that Godzilla would be against humanity.

As a typhoon leaves behind significant damage, a bluish-gray object has been left behind, as well as a giant egg, which is taken by Kumayama, the owner-entrepreneur of Happy Enterprises. He decides that science will have nothing to do with the egg. It’s time to make money off it.

That’s when the twin Shobijin arrive and explain that the egg belongs to Mothra, and if it hatches, Mothra’s larva child will destroy Tokyo as it looks for food. The Japanese government begs them to send Mothra to stop Godzilla, who has come back for the strange object left behind, one that is emitting radiation. Despite all the outside world has done to their island, and even though Mothra is in great pain and dying of old age, they decide that they must help.

While Godzilla does destroy Mothra with his atomic breath, her twin children arise in their larva form and spray the King of the Monsters repeatedly with their sil, allowing Godzilla to be captured.

Henry G. Saperstein acquired the American theatrical and TV rights. He planned on the name Godzilla vs the Giant Moth. Still, American-International Pictures bought the movie and released it as Godzilla vs. The Thing, censoring Mothra from the poster to build audience excitement for who the big green lizard would fight. After so many of their films being released in America, Toho shot footage specifically for export, such as a scene where U.S. troops help the Japanese fight the monsters.

When everyone arrives on Infant Island, the skeleton of a turtle can be seen in the background. This character, known as the Mystery Bones of Infant Island, is a living kaiju that was inspired by Mondo Cane.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 20: Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951)

20. A Horror Film Shot by Jack Cardiff

The fishermen of a village have found the bodies of a man and woman in their nets, as archaeologist Geoffrey Fielding (Harold Warrender) looks to the camera to tell us their story.

Pandora Reynolds (Ava Gardner) is the kind of femme fatale that can watch a man off himself in front of her and then comment on how boring he was. She tests the men of the village, like making them give up something they love just to be with her. For example, race car driver Stephen Cameron (Nigel Patrick) must drive his beloved vehicle into the sea.

But sea caption Hendrik van der Zee (James Mason) may be the man who breaks her. Perhaps he’s not even a man, as Geoffrey thinks that he’s the Flying Dutchman, a 16th-century ship captain who murdered his unfaithful wife and spoke against God at his trial before being given an escape on a new ship. There, the Dutchman learned that his wife was innocent and to atone for his crime, he gets six months every seven years to find a woman who will die for him. Otherwise, he is cursed to sail forever.

Pandora does fall in love with him, but Hendrik refuses to let her die. Another of the many rivals for her affection, Juan Montalvo (Mario Cabré) murders him, only for Hendrik to return in the audience of Juan’s bullfight. Shocked, he doesn’t see the bull coming and it gores him to death.

Despite agreeing to marry Stephen, Pandora loves the boat captain. She swims out to his ship and learns the truth: He is the Dutchman and she looks exacly like his dead wife. She asks how long they have together if she is to die. He replies that the perfectness of their love places them outside of time just as a storm destroys the ship.

Only Geoffrey knows the truth, saying, “May the consummation of your love endure as long as the punishment that made you worthy of it!”

Directed and written by Albert Lewin (The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Living Idol), this film had sets designed by Man Ray. He also painted the painting of Pandora in the movie.

Man, doomed romance, gorgeous art and Ava Gardner, all in one movie. I loved it!

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 20: The Toxic Avenger (2023)

20. DANCE DANCE DEVOLUTION: Today’s viewing soiree must be some kind of mutant, freak, or genetic mishappening.

The Toxic Avenger had some trouble securing a distributor for wide release after its premiere, with one unnamed producer deeming the film “unreleasable” because of how violent it was. So it sat for nearly two years. What emerged is a movie a million times better than I thought it could be.

Winston Gooze (Peter Dinklage) is struggling. His wife Shelly (Rebecca O’Mara) has died from cancer, he’s raising his stepson Wade (Jacob Tremblay) and he can’t afford the surgery he needs, as he probably also got his cancer by working for Bi-Toxiphetamine Hydroxylate. At a company fundraiser, the owner, Bob (Kevin Bacon), turns him down for help in person.

Meanwhile, the entire city is in the grip of a gang called The Killer Nutz, run by Budd Berserk (Julian Kostov), Fritz Garbinger (Elijah Wood) — brother of Bob — and mobster Thad Barkabus (Jonny Coyne). After the fundraiser, Winston sees the gang try to kill reporter J.J. Doherty, (Taylour Paige) and is shot in the head and dumped into toxic radiation for his troubles. Of course, this turns him into the Toxic Avenger (Luisa Guerreiro in the suit voiced by Dinklage) who makes it his mission to destroy the gang, protect the people of his city and stop big pharma.

This movie feels like its reclaiming Toxie from cartoons, from mainstream fame, from being just another silly 80s movie. This is fun, it’s dark, it’s dangerous and it has a message. It’s punk and instead of having to say that it’s punk, it just is. Also, any movie that has its hero emerge and sing Motorhead’s “Overkill” while murdering movie punks is seemingly made for me.

The best part of this film? The marketing team and distributor, Cineverse, partnered with the nonprofit Undue Medical Debt to buy out $5 million of medical debt instead of using the money for marketing. Additionally, for every $1 million the movie makes at the box office, Cineverse agreed to buy out another million in debt (as of this writing — before the physical media release — it’s raised $15 million).

Cineverse’s SVP of Marketing, Lauren McCarthy, said, “We spent hours brainstorming how to close out the campaign and, while sending Toxie to the moon was appealing, no idea came close to combating unexpected medical debt for families. The Toxic Avenger had his entire life upended by crushing medical costs so, as Toxie says, “Sometimes you have to do something.””

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Spontaneous Combustion (1990)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Tobe Hooper!

Back in 1955, Operation Samson had Brian (Brian Bremer) and Peggy Bell (Stacy Edwards) be exposed to a massive nuclear explosion to see how their immune system would work. Well, it works great, because they survive, become national heroes and have a child, David (who grows up to be Brad Dourif) while his parents go up in flames. Yes, spontaneous human combustion, which always showed up in those Ripley’s Believe It or Not books you bought at the book fair and got grossed out over.

David grows up to be a teacher named Sam Kramer and somehow meets Lisa Wilcox (Cynthia Bain), a woman whose parents went through the same death as his. Is it fate? No, it’s another government experiment, and for now, our hero can shoot fire and electricity out of his body.

Made four years after The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and the same year as I’m Dangerous Tonight, this has me rooting for Tobe, even if I know that this isn’t good. But maybe it could have been. Dourif told Fangoria, “You see me playing my heart out in scenes that are not working, and the reason they’re not working is that the movie doesn’t make sense. It’s almost funny. As a matter of fact, the better my acting was in some of the later scenes, the funnier the film was. I found myself at the mercy of people who didn’t know what they were doing. I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but my feeling is that the producers destroyed it. Tobe could have made three different movies with the material he had, and each one would have worked. But by the time he got it, it had changed from a love story to a suspense thriller about my character’s paranoid fantasy, to a guy goes crazy film about this insane killer who becomes a destructive force that’s going to wipe out mankind. We went back and kind of restructured it as a love story, but it didn’t really help. The beginning of the film was great, and a certain portion of my stuff was fine, but then it became stupid when all the flame stuff started happening.”

At least John Landis gets his head set on fire.

You can watch this on Tubi.