THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 25: Project Metalbeast (1995)

25. A Horror Film That Has a Good Review on The Schlock Pit Website

I love The Schlock Pit so much, and if a movie is good enough for them, it’s good enough for me.

1974: Special ops soldier Donald Butler (John Marzilli) is inside an island castle where he finds a werewolf, which he soon kills with silver bullets, then takes some blood to create super soldiers along with Colonel Miller (Barry Bostwick). Nothing seems to work, so he injects himself with what’s left of the blood and soon goes crazy, murdering and sexually assaulting everyone in his path. Only three silver bullets to the heart from Miller stop him, and he’s frozen, stuck between life and death. 

Twenty years later, Anna De Carlo (Kim Delaney) and her team — Larry (Lance Slaughter), Roger (Tim Duquette) and Philip (Dean Scofield) — are working on ways to add metal allos to human skin. Miller offers them the bodies of his dead soldiers, and as you can guess, they operate on Butler. When they remove the bullets from his heart, he comes to life as an unstoppable metal werewolf.

How do you stop a metal wolf? With a silver bazooka.

Directed by Alessandro De Gaetano (UFO: Target Earth), who co-wrote it with Timothy E. Sabo (later director of the AVN Awards) and Roger Steinmann, this is the kind of movie I would get obsessed with when I rented it. It played a lot of cable and look out, Kane Hodder is the Metal Beast.

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Sweet Home (1989)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Haunted House

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the Future, Stop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

I have a confession. I have never seen a film by Kiyoshi Kurosawa. I have no excuse. I own a couple of them. Most are available on various streaming services. Maybe I just have a slight aversion to J-Horror. These Japanese films do not tend to grab me the way the more Western films do, for whatever reason. Hausu. Ringu. Noroi: The Curse. Audition. Battle Royale. I’ve seen all of them, and I found them to be good to pretty good. I definitely will not be accused of being hyperbolic in my praise for any of these films. So many other people whose opinion I respect seem to love these movies much more than I do. I always just feel like I’m missing something, or maybe an aspect or style of filmmaking is keeping me at arms length.

Going back to the well (Ringu joke maybe) for my haunted house pick—Kurosawa’s Sweet Home. I may as well start near the beginning with his filmography if I am going to dive in. Bottom line up front: there is a lot I like about this movie, but yet again, I did not love it like I had hoped. Mainly the film is too long. Fifteen, twenty (thirty?) minutes lees, and I would have been really praising it a bit more. But still, there is plenty here to praise, and I think I might like it more on a second viewing (and if some nice boutique label wanted to give it a restoration and release, I would definitely pick it up on day one).

Sweet Home follows a fairly familiar template as far as haunted house movies go. There is an abandoned house of course. This house belonged to an artist. Legend has it that there is a fresco on one of the walls of the house that has not been seen or recorded. Enter a television crew who wants to go into the house and document the discovery and restoration of the fresco. Unfortunately for them (but fortunately for us), the group gets more than they bargained for when they discover that the legend of the ghost of the house is true. Lady Mamiya, the matriarch of the family, haunts the home, still distraught over the loss of her baby who died in the home’s furnace. No one is safe from her hysterical insanity.

It is fairly difficult to not think about Tobe Hooper’s Poltergeist while watching Sweet Home. Children in peril. The lore of outsiders disturbing the area. Early visual effects mixed with some fantastic practical ones. There is a lot to like in this film for sure. Again, it’s just too long. And the VHS rip I watched on YouTube did not do it any favors (I later discovered a better version on YouTube, so maybe watch that one if you want to check it out).

I think every review I read mentioned how a video game was based on this movie which then became the basis of Resident Evil. So I guess I need to add this blurb here too. I did love those first couple Resident Evil games, but I never thought about them while watching Sweet Home

I’m going to keep pushing through J-Horror though. I feel like I’m getting closer to unlocking the magic. 

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: THIR13EN Ghosts (2001)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Haunted House

A remake of William Castle’s 13 Ghosts, I have a soft spot in my heart for this movie, despite it being a big-budget horror movie made in the last twenty years. It all starts with ghost hunter Cyrus Kriticos (F. Murray Abraham) and his assistant Dennis Rafkin (Matthew Lillard) trying to capture a ghost in a junkyard. Nearly everyone is killed, but the ghost is taken. 

Cyrus’ nephew Arthur (Tony Shalhoub) is told he has inherited his uncle’s mansion, so he moves there with his kids, Kathy (Shannon Elizabeth) and Bobby (Alec Roberts), and their nanny, Maggie (Rah Digga). As lawyer Ben Moss (JR Bourne) explains the home, Dennis has snuck in as a repairman. The family explores the house, which is filled with transparent walls inscribed with Latin spells. As Moss tries to steal some money, he breaks a wall and is soon killed; one of the ghosts is released, and all of them represent something Arthur sought to harness: the Black Zodiac.

At the same time, Kalina Oretzia (Embeth Davidtz) has snuck in to free the ghosts, one of whom, the Withered Lover, is Arthur’s late wife Jean (Kathryn Anderson). The house is a machine powered by the captive ghosts, allowing the owner to see the past, present, and future. However, a thirteenth ghost — which comes from a sacrifice motivated by pure love — can shut the house down. Arthur believes that he must become that ghost to save his children.

The truth is, the thirteenth ghost will actually activate the machine and Cyrus is alive. He and Kalina are lovers and plan to use his home and the Ocularis Infernum to become incredibly rich. The Black Zodiac that powers the machine are:

  • The First Born Son, a boy named Billy Michaels (Mikhael Speidel), who loves cowboys and Indians. He was killed by an arrow shot at his head by another young boy.

  • The Torso is a gambler named Jimmy Gambino (Daniel Wesley). He was killed by gangsters, wrapped in plastic and dumped in the ocean.

  • The Bound Woman is Susan LeGrow (Laura Mennell), a cheerleader who cheated on her quarterback boyfriend on prom night and was strangled.

  • The Withered Lover, as mentioned above, is Arthur’s wife Jean, who died in a house fire.

  • The Torn Prince is Royce Clayton (Craig Olejnik), a baseball player who died in a drag race.

  • The Angry Princess, Dana Newman (Shawna Loyer), constantly tried to improve her looks through plastic surgery. She tried to operate on her own face and then committed suicide. She’s the ghost that emerges and kills Moss.

  • The Pilgrimess is Isabella Smith (Xantha Radley), a victim of the Salem witch trials who was starved to death.

  • Harold and Margaret Shelburne (C. Ernst Harth and Laurie Soper) are the Great Child and the Dire Mother. Margaret was a circus dwarf who was assaulted by the tall man in the freak show; Harold was the result. After she was killed, he murdered most of the sideshow.

  • The Hammer is George Markley (Herbert Duncanson), a black blacksmith whose family was killed when he was accused of stealing from a white man. He took his hammer and killed the men who killed them, before he was caught and killed by having railroad spikes hammered into his body.

  • The Jackal is Ryan Kuhn (Shayne Wyler), a sex predator who died in a sanitarium fire.

  • The Juggernaut is Horace Mahoney (John DeSantis), a serial killer who is the most dangerous of all the ghosts.

Arthur was supposed to become the 13th ghost, The Broken Heart, and activate the machine designed by the devil and powered by the dead. Is there even a final ghost? Hmm…maybe you should watch the movie.

There’s an exciting plan to create a TV series that will delve deeper into the stories of all the ghosts. As a fan, I can’t wait for this to happen.

Directed by Steve Beck (Ghost Ship) and written by Neal Marshall Stevens and Richard D’Ovidio, this movie deserved a better reception than it initially received. If only we knew how much worse horror movies would get, we might have appreciated this more.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Frankenstein’s Daughter (1958)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Frankenstein’s Daughter was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, November 23, 1968 at 3:00 a.m.; Saturday, September 20 and Saturday December 20, 1969 at 1:00 a.m.; Saturday, June 6 at 11:30 p.m. and Saturday, December 26, 1970 at 1:00 a.m.; Saturday, September 25, 1971 at 1:00 a.m.; Saturday, September 16, 1972 at 11:30 p.m. and Saturday, November 4, 1972 at 1:00 a.m.

Richard E. Cunha also made Giant from the Unknown, She Demons, Missile to the Moon and this film, which was written by H.E. Barrie. His father was Sonny Cunha, who wrote “My Waikiki Mermaid,” the earliest known hapa haole song.

Trudy Morton (Sandra Knight) dreams of running wild in the streets as a monster. Her boyfriend, Johnny Bruder (John Ashley), thinks this is silly; her uncle, Carter Moron (Felix Locher), with whom she lives, has a lab assistant named Oliver Frank (Donald Murphy). Every night, he spikes her fruit punch with his new drug. Because yes, he’s the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein and the kindly Elsu (Wolfe Barzell) is his lab assistant.

For some reason, Trudy’s friend Suzie Lawler (Sally Todd) gets set up with Oliver. He acts like a jerk, then runs her over, smashing her head. So why a female monster, when the Frankensteins have always made — well, mostly — men? Oliveer says, “Now we’re aware the female mind is conditioned to a man’s world. It therefore takes orders, where the other ones didn’t.”

Also known as the She Monster of the Night and maybe even the Wild Witch of Frankenstein, this monster has the head of a woman and the body of a man, made from what’s left of Suzie. The director said that when he saw the makeup for the monster, he was so disappointed that he left the set and broke down in tears.

I didn’t think it was that bad, but as we all know, I have no taste.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 25: The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)

25. ELECTRIC SLIP’n’SLIDE: Wriggle your way through a sloppy/goopy good time flick.

Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz, written by Kaufman and Gay Partington Terry, this finds Toxie (John Altamura voiced by Ron Fazio) getting a job at the Tromaville Center for the Blind with his girlfriend Claire (Phoebe Legere). But an evil company named Apocalypse Inc. blows up the center to destroy Tromaville and take it over. The Toxic Avenger defends the town, but then is tricked into going to Japan to find his father.

However, when he meets his father, Big Mac Junko (Jack Cooper), he learns that he’s a criminal and ends up having to kill him, all while Tromaville is being destroyed by a Dark Rider, who has a bomb on his back. However, sumo wrestling training makes our hero stronger; he defends his city and meets his real father, who was the victim of identity theft.

The original edit of this was four hours long! Come on! How is that possible? The other footage not in this is in The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie. This is nowhere as good as the original, but it does have 66 deaths and a man’s face turned into taiyaki.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: How to Make a Monster (1956)

EDITOR’S NOTE: How to Make a Monster was on Chiller Theater on Saturday. March 13 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, December 25, 1965 at 11:20 p.m.

Directed by Herbert L. Strock and written by Herman Cohen, this is a sequel — sort of! — to both I Was a Teenage Werewolf and I Was a Teenage Frankenstein.

Pete Dumond (Robert H. Harris), the monster maker at American International Studios, has lost his job because monsters are out and rock and roll movies are in. To get revenge, he transforms young actors Tony Mantell (Gary Conway) into Teenage Frankenstein and Larry Drake (Gary Clarke) into the Teenage Werewolf, while becoming a caveman, all using special makeup that controls minds.

At the end of the movie, the monster museum is burnhed down. Many of Pete’s “children” were props originally created by Paul Blaisdell for The Cat Girl, It Conquered the World, Invasion of the Saucer Men and Attack of the Puppet People, all special effects that he allowed to be destroyed. The She-Creature mask was almost burned but survived the scene! Not so lucky was the cat mask, as Blaisdell had specifically asked AIP not to set it on fire. They didn’t listen and didn’t even film it being burned.

Ed Wood’s widow Kathy that this idea was stolen from him by AIP producer Sam Arkoff. In Nightmare of Ecstasy: The Life and Art of Edward D. Wood, Jr., she said, “Eddie condemned Arkoff, he really hated him. Eddie gave them a script for approval, and they changed the characters a little bit around. Eddie had written it for Lugosi. It was about this old horror actor who couldn’t get work any more, so he took his vengeance out on the studio.”

This has an early mention of Horrors of the Black Museum and John Ashley is a singer!

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 24: Heard She Got Murdered (2023)

24. A Horror Film Directed by Charles Roxburgh

At the end of Heard She Got Married, Mitch Owens (Matt Farley) has returned home from Nashville, and all his old friends have become enemies; the girls he once loved have married his friends. And to watch this — it’s streaming and doesn’t say that it’s a sequel, so some could be lost — you have to know that Mitch has lost it and done something horrible.

Unlike everyone else in the world, when people tell Mitch something, he believes it if it lives up to his dream of playing music. Just those moments when he is on stage and it works make it all worthwhile, even if he’s now a big fish in a small pond. But for a little while, he was the only person in Tritown to get away.

With Tara gone — which you need to see the last movie, and I don’t want to spoil it, but maybe she isn’t gone — Mitch starts to rebuild his life, starting a new band, even if people want to call them The Barricades. The promoter wants them to be beefy. The band might not be able to handle the nonstop creativity that Mitch needs. And the promoter cuts their sound, just as Detective Mayo (Jay Mayo) is convinced that Mitch couldn’t have done the crimes he’s been accused of. Promoters never want to pay and always look for ways out. Mitch might even have a new love interest (Theresa Peterson), or he’s always looking for ways to get his music played.

Every Moturn movie that Roxburgh and Farley make gets stuck in my head because they feel real. I’ve actually spoken with Matt, and his unbridled need to make things is real. I always wonder how much is true and how much is the movie; I don’t want to know, I just want to see everything they make.

I take it personally when people leave negative reviews of these. Seriously, it’s like someone talking shit on one of my friends’ bands.

There are teasers for three different sequels: Heard He Got Multiplied, Evil DJ and Sinister Siesta. I’m ready for all of them. The Moturn Cinematic Universe is a real thing. This ties in several of the films and feels like it goes full mad science, just like Magic Spot. Again: here for all of it.

You can watch this on Fawesome.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 24: Aliens (1986)

24. IN YOUR DREAMS: Heavy on the dream sequence, Jack.

After a 57-year slumber, Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is abruptly awakened by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Her dream of alien impregnation and birth is shattered as she finds herself back on LV-426, now a mining colony.

Along with Carter Burke (Paul Reiser) and Colonial Marines Lieutenant Gorman (William Hope), Dwayne Hicks (Michael Biehn), Bishop (Lance Henriksen), Forst (Ricco Ross), Vasquez (Jenette Goldstein), Drake (Mark Rolston), Spunkmeyer (Daniel Kash), Crowe (Tip Tipping), Wierzbowski (Trevor Steedman), Dietrich (Cynthia Dale Scott), Ferro (Colette Hiller) and Apone (Al Matthews), she investigates what’s left. Despite Ripley’s warnings about the alien, no one listens. Newt (Carrie Hehn), a young girl, is the only survivor, and the bugs soon wipe out most of the Marines.

Ripley takes over and leads the survivors back to their ship. Sure, it’s simple, but it’s thrilling —a large-scale version of the first movie, now with big weapons and plenty of firepower. It’s hilarious that Fox thought a sequel would be a mistake and that the first movie wasn’t successful. I love this sentence: “Using Hollywood accounting methods, Fox had declared Alien a financial loss despite its earnings of over $100 million against a $9–$11 million budget.”

As for the next film, Cameron said, “I thought the decision to eliminate Newt, Hicks, and Bishop was dumb. I thought it was a huge slap in the face to the fans. I think it was a big mistake. Certainly, had we been involved, we would not have done that, because we felt we earned something with the audience for those characters.”

I walked out of the theater in minutes.

Aliens was a movie even more vital to me than the first movie. All of the promise hinted at in that movie is only increased and what emerges is a rollercoaster of a film, one in which quotable lines — “Get away from her, you bitch!” is excellent, but so is “What do you mean “they cut the power”? How could they cut the power, man?! They’re animals!” and ” Game over, man. Game over!” — and significant action moments come together in a way that only the 80s and Cameron could deliver. Sadly, no one was ever able to make this franchise work this hard again (outside of Kenner and Capcom).

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Chimes at Midnight (1965)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast runs a month-long series of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Ingrid Pitt

Yes, we know Ingrid Pitt as the queen of the vampires, but she’s also in movies like Doctor Zhivago and The Wicker Man in uncredited roles; she’s better known for films like Sound of HorrorThe Vampire LoversCountess Dracula,  and The House That Dripped Blood.

As for Orson Welles, the mastermind behind this, his dedication to storytelling was evident from a young age. His passion for this story dates back to his student days at the Todd Seminary for Boys in Woodstock, Illinois. Despite facing budget constraints, he attempted to stage a three-and-a-half-hour remix of several of Shakespeare’s historical plays, The Winter‘s Tale, in which he played Richard III. This early struggle only fueled his determination to bring his visions to life.

In 1939, he planned Five Kings, a Mercury Theater play that would have 46 scenes and run for more than five hours. Instead of attending rehearsals or finishing the play, which combined Henry IV Parts 1 and 2 and Henry V, Welles and co-star Burgess Meredith got drunk. It played in a few cities but cost the Mercury Theater its contract with the Theater Guild.

By 1960, the play had evolved into Chimes At Midnight, a film directed by Hilton Edwards but truly a product of Welles’ artistic vision. He saw it as a rehearsal for a movie, a canvas on which he could experiment and bring his ideas to life. His focus was not on traditional aspects of filmmaking like learning lines or attending rehearsals, but on creating a unique cinematic experience.

Four years later, Welles worked with Spanish film producer Emiliano Piedra to produce the film, which he promised would be made at the same time as Treasure Island.

Welles had no intention of making that movie and did nothing about it.

He had $800,000 to make this movie, a cast of stars, and a schedule that didn’t allow all those actors to be in the same scene.

Welles remarked that this was his favorite movie, saying, “If I wanted to get into heaven on the basis of one movie, that’s the one I would offer up. I think it’s because, to me, it’s the least flawed; let me put it that way. It is the most successful for what I tried to do. I succeeded more completely in my view with that than with anything else.”

Sir John Falstaff (Welles) and Justice Shallow (Alan Webb) start the film walking in the snow, reflecting on the past and discussing how King Henry IV murdered Richard II and imprisoned the true ruler, Edmund Mortimer. As for Prince Hal (Keith Baxter), another potential ruler, he spends all of his time drinking and sleeping around, as Falstaff teaches him to live life to the fullest.

As Hal becomes King Henry V, he distances himself from Falstaff, who dies of a broken heart as the boy he led in crimes and schemes goes on to reject those lessons and become a noble king. 

Why did I pick this?

Jess Franco worked as an assistant director on the film and was heavily involved in the Battle of Shrewsbury sequence. He fought with Welles, so he isn’t in the credits. He told Horror Garage, “The production of Chimes at Midnight was a total mess, not because the film was too expensive, but because Orson lied about the budget and the film was ten times more expensive. You can imagine…what a disaster.”

Plus, it’s gorgeous. 

Is Welles Falstaff? Both men were always looking for money, outright lied to people and yet always were able to drink and eat. 

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Invasion of the Star Creatures was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, May 22, 1965 at 11:20 p.m.

Directed by character actor Bruno VeSota and written by Jonathan Haze, this has Privates Philbrick (Robert Ball) and Penn (Frank Ray Perilli) assigned to Fort Nicholson, which has a cave under the Earth — is this another Shaver Mystery film? — where they meet Kalar aliens Dr. Puna (Joanne Arnold, Playboy Playmate of the Month for May 1954) and Professor Tanga (Dolores Reed, sadly her third — after Hit and Run and Party Girl — role before she died of a drug overdose). Along with their vegetable men, they want to take over our planet, but because men are sexist pigs, they have learned how to stop them with a kiss. I kid!

Shot in Bronson Canyon, where all monsters and aliens find their homes, this was originally going to team up Haze (the star of The Little Shop of Horrors) with Dick Miller. It played double features with The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, which is a two-movie deal I love.

You can watch this on Tubi.