I’ve put off watching this for years — 28 of them! — because I knew how it would impact me.

This is it. This is the end of Godzilla, as there’s no escape from death for any of us. The only question is whether it will come at the ends of the new and unstoppable kaiju Destroyah, which has come from the Oxygen Destroyer that has stopped Godzilla before, or from the fact that inside the creature’s heart, Godzilla has a nuclear reactor that is melting down.

The twenty-second film in the series and the seventh and final in the Heisei era, this is also the last movie for actress Momoko Kōchi, producer Tomoyuki Tanaka and composer Akira Ifukube.

So much of this is a callback to the first movie, starting with hearing the roar before the title.

Miki Saegusa (Megumi Odaka, who is in six of the Heisei era films) of the United Nations Godzilla Countermeasures Center (UNGCC) has been tracking Godzilla and Little Godzilla since SpaceGodzilla was destroyed. She finds out that a volcanically triggered uranium deposit has caused Godzilla to go into meltdown and when his temperature reaches 1,200 °C, he will explode and melt the Earth with him.

The UNGCC finds a college student named Kenkichi Yamane (Yasufumi Hayashi), the grandson of Dr. Kyohei Yamane, the inventor of the Oxygen Destroyer. They use the Super X III to cool Godzilla for as long as they can. At the same time, crustaceans mutated by the Oxygen Destroyer rise and start to kill people before joining into one kaiju form known as Destroyah.

Miki uses Little Godzilla to fight the monster in the hopes that Godzilla will save him and die a valiant death in battle before blowing up. Instead, the child-like Godzilla is killed by Destroyah’s Micro-Oxygen beam as the kaiju final boss enters its perfect form.

As the scientists try to stop Godzilla, it mutates into a meltdown form, looking as if its covered with lava. It tears Destroyah apart, who is stopped by the UNGCC from flying away. Then, the various weapons fire on Godzilla, who slowly melts away, leaving Tokyo irradiated for the rest of time. Or so we would believe, until it suddenly goes away and the smaller Godzilla is reborn as the new King of the Monsters, signifying a new era.

Ifukube, when composing this, said he wrote the final song “as if he were writing the theme to his own death.”

This would have been it for Godzilla, but Hollywood started making new movies and that’s how we got to where we are. Did this movie make me cry? Oh man, you know it. You can make fun of these dumb movies with their rubber suits, but if you grew up with Godzilla and had such a worship of him in your young years, seeing him as someone who could defend you when things were dark, then even in your old age, the close of this film is beyond emotional. You are watching a best friend die.

Giant Space Monster Dogora, directed by Ishiro Honda with special effects by Eiji Tsuburaya, is a kaiju movie that I would have hated as a child. It’s mostly a cops and robbers movies about diamonds, then it’s all about scientists. Dogora only randomly shows up and it’s a floating jellyfish that seems like one of the Lovecraft Elder Gods. As an adult, the strange look of this kaiju is exactly why I enjoyed this movie.

When several TV satellites launched by the Electric Wave Laboratory go missing, it’s discovered that they have collided with unidentified protoplasmic cells. While that’s happening, Inspector Komai (Yosuke Natsuki) is looking for whoever is stealing diamonds all over the world, which leads him to a crystallographer by the name of Dr. Munakata (Nobuo Nakamura).

Meanwhile, Mark Jackson (Robert Dunham) is dealing with diamond smugglers as an undercover agent of the World Diamond Insurance Association. They all soon learn that the diamonds — and other sources of carbon — are being eaten by Dogora, which is the form that the cells have taken. And you’ll never guess what defeats the creature. Artificial wasp venom.

Dogora is only in this movie other than a still at the beginning of Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters, but it has shown up in several video games, including Godzilla: Monster of Monsters, Godzilla: Heart-Pounding Monster Island!!, Godzilla: Trading Battle and Godzilla Generations.

This was syndicated by American-International Pictures as part of two of its TV packages, Amazing 66 and Sci-Fi 65. In their prints, all of the cast and credits removed, as there’s a jump cut from the main title to the first scene.

Take a look at the movies in these packages!

Amazing 66

• Attack of the Mushroom People
• Burn, Witch, Burn
• Castle of the Living Dead
• Swamp of the Lost Monster
• Dagora, the Space Monster
• Dementia 13
• Dr. Orloff’s Monster
• Evil Eye
• The Living Coffin
• Invasion
• Man In Outer Space
• Man with the X-Ray Eyes
• Mindbenders
• Monster from the Surf
• Panic In the Year Zero
• Reptilicus
• Space Monster
• The Terror
• Unearthly Stranger

Sci-Fi 65

• Amazing Transparent Man
• Angry Red Planet
• Atragon
• Attack of the Mushroom People
• Battle Beyond The Sun
• Beyond The Time Barrier
• Black Sabbath
• Black Sunday
• Blancheville Monster
• Brain That Wouldn’t Die
• Burn, Witch, Burn
• Castle of the Living Dead
• Circus of Horror
• Cry of the Bewitched
• Curse of the Swamp Creature
• Dagora The Space Monster
• Day The Earth Froze
• Death Pays In Dollars
• Dementia 13
• Dr. Orloff’s Monster
• Evil Eye
• The Eye Creatures
• Face of Terror
• From Istanbul, Orders to Kill
• Fury of the Apache
• Go Go Mania
• The Hand
• Invasion
• Invasion of the Star Creatures
• Invisible Creature
• Journey to the 7th Planet
• Konga
• Lost Battalion
• Lost World of Sinbad
• Man In Outer Space
• Master of the World
• Mind Benders
• MMM 83
• Monster from the Surf
• Night Tide
• Operation Atlantis
• Operation Counterspy
• Panic In the Year Zero
• Phantom Planet
• Planet of Blood
• Portrait In Terror
• Prisoner of the Jungle
• Pyro
• Reptilicus
• Savage Gringo
• Sea Fighters
• Space Monster
• Special Correspondent
• The Terror
• Terror in the Crypt
• Track of the Vampire
• Twist All Night
• Unearthly Stranger
• Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet
• Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women
• Wild Cats on the Beach
• X The Man With the X Ray Eyes
• Zontar The Thing From Venus

“Very rare Godzilla film made for Hawaiian TV in 1980 by Filmways TV USA, 99% stock footage and a bizarre wrap around plot involving physic powers make this a very strange film.”

Yet another strange mash of footage that some believe came from Hawaiian TV and others think is a hoax, Monster King Godzilla puts together various Showa-era Godzilla moments with another Toho movie, 1974’s Jun Fukuda-directed ESPY.

That movie is all about the International Psychic Power Group, a team of psychic superheroes who are the X-Men if they were funded by the U.N. After four politicians from Eastern Europe are killed, the psychic team is called into action, but must deal with Ulrov and his mental powered killer Goro.

Now imagine that movie but someone would rather watch footage of Godzilla fighting Megalon, Hedorah, Mecha Godzilla, Titanosaurus, King Caesar, King Ghidorah and Gigan instead of letting you know most of the plot of ESPY.

The copy of this that I have has sound that cuts out from time to time, making this an even more disconcerting experience. It’s like this was dubbed into English, back into Japanese, dubbed into French, then Spanish, back to Japanese, a side trip to Switzerland and then back to English before, again, someone wanted every Godzilla fight in the 1970s dubbed in, just because.

Big love to the psychic girl in this with a white miniskirt, gigantic glasses and a white fur coat. Well done on the metallic orange lipstick, your outfit has choices and you made all of them.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.

I have no idea how and why this exists, but I’m ready to find out.

Supposedly made for Hawaiian TV, this 55 minute movie is made out of parts of War In Space and Godzilla scenes from the TV show Zone Fighter. And it’s a mess, a glorious mess, nearly an hour of footage of space ships, aliens yelling and kaiju beating one another up.

Or maybe it’s an elaborate hoax, a bootleg put together to sell at cons and post to the internet.

Does it matter? This does what I have always wanted: Chop out the boring exposition and human drama and just give the audience what they want: explosions, kaiju combat and destruction.

I could tell you that this is about Hell, the Supreme Commander of the Empire of Galaxy kidnapping the daughter of Captain Takigawa and holding the Earth hostage.

Meanwhile, Zone Fighter was a Toho tokusatsu show that took place — in continuity! — between Godzilla vs. Megalon and Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla. It’s all about the zone Family, whose planet Peaceland was destroyed by the evil alien race known as the Garogans. The children of the family are Zone Fighter, Zone Angel and Zone Junior, powered by toy-like weapons.

King Ghidorah and Girus show up, as does Godzilla, who has a special cave built for him by the Zone Family so he has a place to relax. It lasted for 26 episodes before poor ratings ended the show, even with the appearances of Toho’s most famous monsters. Also: Every bad guy monster dies horribly on this show.

For an example of that, Godzilla sets Wargilgar on fire in this, as we watch that poor kaiju dance around ablaze. Burn, Tokyo, burn! There’s also a magnetic kaiju named Jikiro that gets torn apart. In America, we only saw fights between monsters. Kids in Japan demanded blood.

This also ends as so many Japanese movies do with one of the heroes bravely sacrificing his life to save everyone else. I didn’t understand the idea of nobility as a child and it just made me sad. It still does. But then again, did I really want. these antenna aliens telling me how to live my life? Today, I’d do the same thing, but it’s not as cool to drive a minivan into a spaceship as it is to drive a big flying battleship.

Anyway: This movie goes good with drugs.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.

The Asylum put this out one day after Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Your grandmother would have bought you this for Christmas and said, “I know you love that Godzooky so much.”

Directed by Mark Atkins (Planet of the Sharks) and James Thomas with a script by Atkins, this has an industrialist named Billy Ford (Adrian Bouchet) is drilling on the ocean floor — the Kermadec Trench off the coast of New Zealand , if you want to be precise — when there’s an accident. He sends two of his people, Cherise (Donna Cormack Thomson) and Riley (Chris Fisher) to learn the truth, along with a government agent and myth expert Sarah Murray (Natalie Robbie). They find a kaiju that looks like a giant winged starfish, which means that they need to awaken The Living Mountain to fight it.

General Horne (Eric Roberts) is also involved, as he leads the Navy. Wouldn’t he be an admiral? And what’s he going to do against a giant monster with magma for blood? That said, the starfish looks good, but this is a movie that gets all the parts of giant monster movies wrong. Forget humans and their problems, give us a quick reason why two monstrous beings must battle and let them go at one another.

I am a simple man and I understand these rules.

You can watch this on Tubi.

This begins with a bomb threat on an airplane, which is soon hijacked, with pilot Ei Sugisaka (Teruo Yoshida) and stewardess Kuzumi Asakura (Tomomi Sato) held at gunpoint. As the plane changes course to Okinawa, a UFO smacks into their flight path and causes them to crash, killing everyone except Mrs. Neal (Kathy Horan), Senator Mano (Eizo Kitamura), weapons dealer Hirofumi Tokiyasu (Hideo Ko) and his wife Noriko (Yuko Kusunoki), space biologist Professor Saga (Masaya Takahashi), psychiatrist Dr. Momotake (Nobuo Kaneko), the boy who called in the bomb threat and the hijacker, who takes Kuzumi and makes his way toward the UFO, which splits his head open and sends a blob into his body.

Dr. Momotake is attacked by the teenager and knocked off a cliff, where he finds the hijacker, who drains the blood from his body. It soon kills Tokiyasu and possesses Noriko, speaking with the voice of an alien race through her body. The Gokemidoro have invaded Earth and no human will survive. She falls off a cliff and instantly turns into a corpse.

The survivors lock themselves in what’s left of the plane, but the teenager explodes his bomb, allowing the hijacker to kill Mrs. Neal. Mano locks all of them out of the plane as they set the hijacker on fire, but even that won’t stop the alien, which kills everyone but Sugisaka and Kuzumi, who find every car empty on a highway and every human dead.

Nearly every character — other than the survivors — is a horrible person and does just as much to kill people as the aliens. As it is, even when the two characters survive, they only will live long enough to see the invasion begin, unless a miracle occurs after the credits.

If you ever wondered why the sky is so red when the Bride lands in Japan during Kill Bill Volume 1, this movie is the reason. Quentin Tarantino is a huge fan of it.

Directed by Hajime Satô, who also used the Westernized name Terence Ford and also  directed The Golden Bat, this was based on the tokusatsu series Gokemidoro. This feels like The Blob meets The Thing and then space vampires in a world where everything is neon and even birds realize that things are hopeless and commit suicide. 1960s Japanese science fiction horror made by people that know that mankind is hopeless because while other filmmakers made movies about the horrors of nuclear war, they had already survived it and knew everything was darkness.

You can watch this on YouTube.