TUBI ORIGINAL: Clickbait: Unfollowed (2024)

Directed and written by Katherine Barrell (who was on Wyonna Earp and Workin’ Moms) and Melanie Scrofano (who was Wyonna Earp), Clickbait: Unfollowed has a group of influencers all invited to the SoShal Mansion — get it? — a place where they will learn how to gain more followers and become the important people that they have always wanted to become. Except, well, they keep ignoring the voice that gives them commands keeps hinting that they are going to die and the fact that the guardian robots — called Husbands — look like something out of Squid Game. They each must go live to their audience and explain why they should make it — like something out of a reality show mixed with social media — and whoever has the least followers is told, “You still matter, just not enough” before being messily dispatched.

Spoilers below the trailer. You’ve been warned.

Julie (Jessica Stanley) and her son Parker (played by Skylar Ball, voiced by Harry Pentecost) — who make unboxing videos as Parker’s Playhouse and are lying, because he’s fourteen and not ten — are the first influencers to be introduced, sent a special tablet — Willie Wonka-style — that brings them to the mansion, a place that is either curated or looks better on social media because everything looks better on social media.

They soon meet the others:

  • Alpha male Ax$el Mega (Charlie Bouguenon) whose online name is @Ax$selErasteWealth and he’s obvious a crypto bro based on Andrew Tate.
  • Workout influencer Kyle (Luke Volker), who goes by @PumpitKyleStyle and is the first. to die — spoiler warning after the fact — when he basically is exercised to death.
  • White girl philosopher and yoga lover Gaia (Ashleigh van der Hoven) whose screen name is @GuruGaiaNamasteYogi and we first meet pouring her period blood all over a plant.
  • Comedian Ami (Shermin Hassan) who goes by @MimiM33tsWorld.
  • Peach (Roberto Kyle), who has a makeup social channel and goes by @PrettyInPeachMUA.

They are told that they will get $1 for each follower but only one person can win. What they don’t know is that the mysterious Sofia (Katherine Barrell) who has gathered them together has a past with Gaia, who recognizes her as the first followers start getting murdered. Spoiler again: If you go back and watch the credits again, you realize that we’re watching Sofia’s new face get stapled over her old ruined one.

Soon, everyone is trapped in the house, only given their new tablets with no connection to the outside world other than the new devices they have been given. After Kyle is killed, the next to be taken is Parker, as it is revealed that his mother paid for followers. He is placed in a small coffin and Sofia laughs that she wishes that they had another child to do an unboxing. There’s a coffin for Julie and she’s asked if she’d rather stay and play the game or join her son. She stays.

Gaia recognizes Sofia’s voice and her turtleneck. She asks where her sister Shalin (Melanie Scrofano) is, which shocks Sofia. The lights go out and we see the control center where the two are controlling everything. The sisters created Look Loop and became rich from it. Gaia worked for the ad agency that did their marketing. Sofia did the creative and Shalin programmed, which was perfect. Their platform, like all social media, was supposed to bring people together. Now, they are bitter because the CEOs who took over their company forced them out and made it addictive. And now, people become influencers and are famous and wealthy for nothing. Yet, as Sofia remarks, they aren’t psychos and it’s the audience deciding who lives and dies. She wants to prove that social media ruins lives and her sister Shalin just wants to make the company that stole her work lose money. As always, they are yin and yang.

It’s also revealed that Sofia’s face was destroyed by her sister as she fought security guards with office chairs. So their relationship is…complicated.

While Peach and Gaia try to find the sisters, Ax$el and Julie end up combining their efforts and after taking a little blue pill, consummating their business relationship. But Gaia is caught and tied to a giant circle made up of plants, forced to listen to her cringiest stories as she bleeds out, pleading that “It was an honest white woman’s mistake.” The hubbies continually stab her and she dies listening to the meanest replies that she has ever received on social media.

Finally, everyone must Survivor vote off the next person and Julie uses the sex she had with Ax$el against him, as he’s sodomized and filled with semen until he throws up blood. Yes, this movie goes there. That leaves just Julie and Peach, but what the sisters don’t realize is that they may have taken someone who actually has a sense of right and wrong. And what the final two don’t realize is that not everyone is dead.

I’m not going to spoil any more of this for you because the ending is so good. This movie came out of nowhere and just totally obsessed me. Barrell and Melanie Scrofano have made a movie they should be proud of and I can’t wait to see what they create after this.

You can watch this on Tubi.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Zombies: The Beginning (2007)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Did you know that Visual Vengeance has a ton of movies on Tubi? It’s true. Check out this Letterboxd list and look for reviews as new movies get added. You can find this movie on Tubi.

You have to give Bruno Mattei credit for sheer force of will. At a time when most filmmakers retire — he was 76 when making it and died the very same year — he was hitting. the Philippines and making a zombie movie on digital video when the rest of his Italian exploitation filmmaking contemporaries were dead, retired or no longer relevant.

Dr. Sharon Dimao (Yvette Yzon, who was also put through the Mattei ringer in the first film in Mattei’s zombie saga, Island of the Living Dead, as well as The Jail: The Women’s Hell; she’ll return to play this role again in Dustin Ferguson’s Hell of the Screaming Undead) has already survived one zombie attack and spent years recuperating in Buddhist temple, hiding from the bosses that fired her from the Tyler Corporation.

Oh, you didn’t realize that Mattei was going to turn a zombie movie into Aliens? Let me remind you that this is the very same man who turned an Aliens movie into Terminator 2 with Shocking Dark.

Somehow, a member of the company named Paul Barker convinces her to head back to the island, along with a team of mercenaries who get to use Goldberg’s entrance music when they fight the walking undead. Somehow, there are also zombie little people, which thrilled me to no end, along with a plot stolen from Resident Evil and actual footage lifted from Crimson Tide. As if that wasn’t enough, the poster is an exact Xerox of Fulci’s City of the Living Dead.

Sadly, this was Bruno’s last movie. Everyone has to die some time, but if anyone could have lived forever, making scumtastic movies that cashed in on the latest trend, I wish that it could have been Vincent Dawn.

Many people have been credited with saying “Talent borrows, genius steals.”

They were talking about Bruno.

The First Omen (2024)

This movie — the sixth film in the series and a prequel — has no right to be as good as it is.

Yet here we are.

It starts with Father Brennan (Ralph Ineson, so great in The Witch) learning that the Catholic Church is planning to bring the Antichrist to our world to encourage people to come back to the church. An older priest — Father Harris (Charles Dance) — tells him all of this, gives him a photo of a baby with the name Scianna and is then killed when a pipe graphically lands in his head and down his spine — this scene seems so much like how Brennan dies in the first movie — as stained glass rains down.

I was already sold.

As Margaret Daino (Nell Tiger Free) arrives from America to study at the Tanz Akademie — err, I mean, to become a nun at the Vizzardeli Orphanage — in the middle of the Days of Lead. As protests swell around her, she meets Cardinal Lawrence (Bill Nighy), who has been in her life since her birth, along with Father Gabriel (Tawfeek Barhom), Sister Silva (Sônia Braga), a strange nun named Anjelica (Ishtar Currie-Wilson) and her roommate and fellow student Olga — err, again, I mean Luz (Maria Caballero).

Margaret and Luz bond, deciding to go to a disco where the inexperienced American girl dances with Paolo (Andrea Arcangeli). As the rooms begins to spin, she passes out and wakes up back at the orphanage.

She soon becomes concerned about a girl named Carlita (Nicole Sorace) who has been confined by the nuns as she is said to have evil thoughts. At one point, Carlita shows Anjelica a drawing that disturbs her so much that she sets herself on fire, jumps off a ledge, hangs herself and falls through a window.

Brennan (yes, the same character played by Patrick Troughton in the original film, even if he’s said to be a Satanist in that movie) and Margaret believe that Carlita has been picked to be the mother of the Antichrist. When she sees Paolo one night, he tells her to look for the mark just seconds before a truck pins him to a wall. When she tries to hold him, Margaret walks away holding half of his body in an astounding moment.

Soon, she learns that she was impregnated by a demonic jackal — unlike the female one in The Omen — and is rushed to an abortion by two Catholic priests, which is as sacrilegious as it gets. Another car slams into them and she emerges from the car and suddenly she becomes Isabelle Adjani from Possession, seemingly now ready to give birth as she writhes in the filthy street.

Cardinal Lawrence watches over the birth of two children, a girl and a boy — the moment state his sex, the Jerry Goldsmith theme takes over — but Margaret is able to stab the priest and nearly kills her male child, but can’t. Luz stabs her and the conspiracy leaves, sending the entire place up in flames, the jackal burning and screaming. Carlita saves her and we see the two living in the mountains, just as Brennan finds them and says that she will be hunted down and that her son is named Damien and that he has been adopted by Robert Thorn and his wife Katherine.

Directed by Arkasha Stevenson, who wrote the script with Tim Smith and Keith Thomas, this film feels like it takes parts of Rosemary’s BabySuspiria and the aforementioned Possession while being its own unique film. Stevenson directed the “Butcher’s Block” season of Channel Zero, which is a neglected series that more people need to see. I’m so excited that more people are getting to see her work with this film.

Stevenson understands that the real horror — more and more these days — is that women’s bodies are being taken from them. She told SciFiNow, “Do you remember that scene where Gregory Peck is holding Lee Remick in bed and she says “I think I need you to call me a doctor because I think I’m going crazy.” That is what I remember more than anything. Even as a kid, that terrified me because it first introduced the concept of people dislocating from reality and not knowing what’s real and what’s not real. That scared me as a kid but continues to scare me even now. Especially as a woman. I think a lot of our life is deciphering what’s a threat, and what’s not a threat.”

From the paintings in the orphanage resembling the ones that Bugenhagen finds at Yigael’s Wall to a young Father Spiletto running from the fire, foreshadowing his death in The Omen, this film has something for the fans that love the original but new viewers don’t have the need to see every film in this cycle of movies.

This is such a unique moment, as it’s not just a sequel but a prequel that feels like it adds to the original while being able to have the quality to be judged on its own. I’m still just shocked by it and how much I loved every moment.

Tales from the Crypt S3 E12: Deadline (1991)

Charlie McKenzie (Richard Jordan) was a reporter once. But now, he’s a drunk that can barely survive. Then he meets Vicki (Marg Helgenberger) and one night of love with her has him fixing his life and trying to get his job back, even if his boss Phil Stone (Richard Herd) and sister Mildred (Rutanya Alda) don’t believe that he can ever get back off the booze. Even his bartender wants him to stop drinking.

“So, what’ll it be, stranger? Can I interest you in a mai die? Or would you prefer a rum and choke? Or maybe you’d like something a little stronger. I’ve got just the thing. It’s a nasty little snootfull about a newshound named Charlie who needs a murder story and a drink. But not necessarily in that order. Ah, what some people won’t do for a good stiff one. I call this little eye-opener “Deadline.””

Charlie has to bring in a murder story. He finds it in a diner, as Nikos Stavo (Jon Polito) argues with his unseen wife in the kitchen. Charlie runs in for his story, only to learn that the woman who is getting him back on his feet was just sleeping with drunks to upset her husband. So our protagonist kills her and calls in his story, ending this episode in a sanitarium.

This episode is directed and co-written by one of Tales from the Crypt‘s producers, Walter Hill. It’s as good as you hoped it would be. He wrote it with his assistant, Mae Woods, who would go on to be a producer of movies such as Streets of FireRed Heat and Crossroads.

This episode is based on “Deadline” from Shock SuspenStories #12. It was written by Al Feldstein and William Gaines and drawn by Jack Kamen. This episode feels like it could run along with “Mournin’ Mess” as they are so close to each other.

Junesploitation: Miami Supercops (1985)

June 7: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Buddy Cops! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Seven years ago, after a daring bank robbery in Detroit, FBI agents Doug Bennett (Terence Hill) and Steve Forest (Bud Spencer) were only able to arrest one of the three criminals, Joe Garret (Richard Liberty, yes, Dr. Logan from Day of the Dead). They never found the other two thieves or the $20 million they stole. And as soon as Garret gets out of jail, he shows up in Miami and even sooner is dead. Doug has stayed an agent, but Steve is now a flight instructor. This is the chance to solve the one case that they never did, so they disguise themselves as police officers and go to Miami. Well, Doug wants to solve the case. Steve wants left alone, but Doug tells him their old boss Tanney (C.B. Seay) has been killed. It’s a lie just to get him to go.

Miami Supercops is the last non-Western that Hill and Spencer would be in together — 1994’s Troublemakers is their last movie — and it’s an attempt to stay current and be like Miami Vice while reminding their fans of 1977’s Crime Busters. But yeah — Miami Vice — and we all know how much Italians not only love to rip off pop culture but to go to Florida to make movies. This doesn’t have as much of the humor as their past films and way more guns than slaps. Oh yeah — this also has some Beverly Hills Cop in it and has the 80s synth that you want it to have as a soundtrack (Carmelo and Michelangelo La Bionda, who also did the Antonio Margheriti movie Virtual Weapon that teams up Hill with Marvin Hagler, Who Finds a Friend Finds a Treasure and Super Fuzz, are the composers).

Bruno Corbucci made the journey from writing two of the most violent Westerns ever — Django and The Great Silence to name two — for his brother Sergio and ended up making movies like this, Aladdin and multiple movies with Tomas Milan playing Inspector Nico Giraldi. He wrote this movie with Luciano Vincenzoni, who also was the writer for Raw DealOrcaA Quiet Place In the Country and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

I kind of like the character of Annabelle, a larger woman played by Rhonda Lunstedt, who was a pro bodybuilder and one of the touring American Gladiators. Her only other acting role is in an episode of Miami Vice — that came in good here, you know? — and in Sergio Martino’s wild Uppercut Man, a movie I keep trying to get people to watch. Italian-American character actor Buffy Dee is also in this. You may remember him as Barney the club owner in Mako, the Jaws of Death. He was also in Nightmare Beach, the Hill and Spencer movie Go For It and Lady Ice.

My goal is to watch all the Hill and Spencer movies, as they always fill me with joy. Also: There’s a new video game, Slaps and Beans 2, that is somehow available in the U.S. I feel like it’s been made only for me.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Realm of Shadows (2024)

Directed by Jimmy Drain, who also appears in this movie and co-wrote it with Robert Bieber and Lewis Leslie, Realm of Shadows is an anthology horror film that boasts appearances by two pretty famous talents in Tony Todd and Vernon Wells, as well as Richard Tyson (Kindgergarten Cop) and Harley Whalen (Ash and Bone).

The connecting story — all horror anthologies need them! — is about a group of priests — Bishop Lucian (Mel Novak) and Brother Charles (Michael S. Rodriguez) — battling a coven of witches led by Nalum (Erika Monet Butters) — there’s even a Ouija board! — over a dagger that was used to stab Jesus in the side. Their battle brings the stories to life, several of which are based on tales that have actually happened.

The stories are:

Mallick’s Dreamlady: A man named Mallick (Drain) is able to pick up his dream girl (Leah Saxon) after help from a bartender (Mike Apple) who may not exist. This story was originally a short film directed by Drain and written by Tim Keller that was made in 2009.

Hike: The same man (Drain) keeps waiting to propose so long than his girlfriend (Morgan Weaver) leaves, which makes him loses his sanity. This is another short that Drain directed and Keller wrote in 20111.

Abashed: Jane and Thomas (Cassie Kelso, Mark Mook) have a bad break-up but when black magic gets involved, it turns out that true love may be the only enemy of evil. This is the short Abashed that was made in 2020.

The Initiation of Professor Kimmer: A new professor named Daniel Kimmer (Drain) is seduced by a student named Starr (Luba Bocian) and could lose his happy world with Jamie (Emily Absher). Starr wants more than just lovemaking. She may want his soul. But perhaps that soul is already owned by Jamie and her coven. This is taken from the 2011 short of the same name, directed by Drain and written by Lewis Leslie.

Cadaver: Peggy (played by Jodi Lynn Thomas, voiced by Ashe Medina) finds one of those witchcraft dancing schools we’ve all seen in movies, this one owned by Beedham (Caustic Scifidelic, who also did the score). It may cost so much more than money.

Meet Michael: Gaylen (Mara Davala) is a five-year-old girl so afraid of monsters that her parents hire an exorcist. This is from the 2017 short of the same name, directed by Brian McCulley and written by Drain.

Finally,Fate Upside Down  has the witches and priests fight it out for the dagger, which brings in Father Dudley (Todd) and his son Robby (Drain). This has animation and werewolves, as well as the characters from the first two stories, plus a last second appearance by Wells soon follows.

Realm of Shadows is a lot better than most streaming anthologies. It seems to have a central idea about love and evil, as well as moments of experimentation, even silent movie elements. It definitely looks way better than its budget would suggest and I’d love to see where Drain takes this in the sequel that is built by the ending.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CELEBRATE CORMAN ON THE DIA LATE MOVIE!

This Saturday at 11 PM EST, we’re watching Masque of the Red Death! You can watch it on YouTube and Pluto. Before that, join us on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels.

Every week, we discuss the movies, look at their ad campaigns and have a themed drink. Here’s this week’s recipe.

Red Death

  • 1 oz. whiskey
  • 1 oz. blueberry vodka (or any flavor if you can’t find it)
  • 1/2 oz. triple sec
  • 1/2 oz. cherry brandy
  • 1/2 oz. cherry liqueur
  • 3 oz. orange juice
  • 3 oz. pineapple juice
  1. Shake all liquors in a shaker with ice.
  2. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Drink deep.

See you Saturday!

Most Famous Murder: The O.J. Simpson Trial (2024)

O.J. Simpson died on April 10 of this year and it made me reflect. This movie asks the viewer to remember where you were when you saw the Bronco being chased by the police. I was in a raucous bar in Beaver, PA which was usually so overwhelming loud and it was super quiet. People suddenly had to realize that they were watching history and one of the first major moments of the 24 hour news cycle. It’s difficult to explain what it was like to live through the years of O.J. being arrested, the trial and what came after to someone who wasn’t alive for it. It was a TV show that we all lived through every night.

In this documentary, we hear from Kato Kaelin, Alan Dershowitz and Christopher Darden — as well as many others — as they talk about what it was like to be in the middle of this trial and the surrounding fervor. Even though we are so many years removed from this time, it still feels so real and like it just happened.

The really interesting part is when one of the people interviewed speaks about how O.J. claimed for years that he was above being black or white and wanted to transcend race, just being known as O.J. Yet when the trial was happening, he quickly embraced his blackness to gather the support of the community. It was also a truly tense time to be in Los Angeles, as after the Rodney King trial and the riots, it felt as if anything could set the whole place on fire.

If you have any interest in this trial and this era, you probably have seen everything there is to see. I mean, we did an entire podcast about the American Crime Story O.J. season. That said, it’s here for you if you need it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Junesploitation: Vengeance of the Zombies (1973)

June 6: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Paul Naschy! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Released in Spain as La rebelión de las muerta (Rebellion of the Dead Women), this León Klimovsky-directed and Paul Naschy-written movie was also released in Italy as La Vendetta dei Morti Viventi (Revenge of the Living Dead), in Germany as three titles — Rebellion of the Living Dead, Invocation of the Devil  (blame The Exorcist) and Blood Lust of the Zombies in 1980 to cash in on Dawn of the Dead — and after playing double features in the U.S. with The Dracula Saga, it returned — like a zombie — from Independent Artists as Walk of the Dead, complete with a “Shock Notice” before every murder.

I can’t even imagine what people who saw this expecting Romero thought. It’s closer to the 40s zombie movies mixed with some giallo, as a serial killer is murdering gorgeous women, all of whom are brought back to life by a mystic named Kantaka (Naschy), who is building an army of, well, sexy female zombies. He also has a brother, Krishna (Naschy in a second part) making people feel good about themselves and enlightened. Naschy even gets a third role as Satan!

At the heart of the movie is Elvire (Rommy, The Killer With a Thousand Eyes), the kind of ravishing redhead that seemingly only lives in Eurohorror movies. She’s just lost her father and butler. Kantaka wants to add her to his growing group of sensual and sultry walking dead.

A lot of people say bad things about this movie but they are closed minded folks who can’t grip the fact that a surrealist Spanish horror film with a fuzzed out jazz score, Paul Naschy, Mirta Miller (Dr. Jekyll vs. the Werewolf), María Kosti (The Night of the Sorcerers), lots of slow motion, plenty of stock footage and the kind of feeling that even Naschy said felt drug-induced can be what movie watching should be about. I could care less being into what’s the hottest and parroting the words of film Twitter. Nope, I’m happy watching an absolutely battered copy of this, so excited that Rommy is in a cover version of an Italian gothic by way of an American zombie movie, diaphanous white gown and all. This movie is made on location in its own world and we’re all the better to spend just a few minutes within it.

You can watch this on Tubi.