Director Glenn Miller made Zoombies and Aquarium of the Dead and writer Anna Rasmussen wrote Shark Side of the Moon. That means they are the people to create a movie where Santa (John P. Fowler) encounters three little cats — Patches, Mittens and Hairball — who create an allergic reaction that nearly ruins the holiday until the kittens jump in the sleigh and fix things. All because Julia (Nicola Lambo) wouldn’t let her son Tommy (Ezra James Colbert) keep them.

There’s also a story about how obsessed Santa conspiracy believing neighbor Marcus Bramble (Evan Boymel) grew up with Julia but another cat-inspired encounter with Santa caused them to never be friends again. Marcus looks for a video tape to copy over to prove Santa exists and nearly uses his copy of Sharknado. This is because Asylum made this movie.

There’s a moment where one of the kittens is in danger and it kind of upset me. I watch Italian cannibal movies all the time and I worried about the cats in a Christmas movie.

You can watch this on Tubi.