This Tubi exclusive, directed by Adam Meyer, who also wrote Tubi’s Scariest Monsters in America, is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever watched and I say that with sheer affection. I mean, I’ve had this same debate stoned: who would win, Bigfoot or a Yeti? They gather a bunch of people like video game creators, pro wrestlers and cryptozoologists and straight faced people share why a monster would win when placed in front of a crowd and made to battle for entertainment. Have we not watched any horror movies? They would break free, work together to kill all the humans and then fight.
I really think between all the giallo, exploitation and previously impossible to find slashers, Tubi is being programmed by maniacs. I want to meet them, get to know them and pitch more shows like this, because let me tell you, I’ll probably watch this more than once. They should have made multiple endings where different monsters win and make it watch it several times to get the answer.
Bonus points for mentioning skunk apes and for having some of the worst CGI this side of a Full Moon movie. I demand ten sequels.
You can watch this on Tubi.