Chattanooga Film Festival: Every Time We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (2022)

Based on the Carlton Mellick III novel Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes, this movie lives up to its title because there’s a cute boy named Ethan and there’s a cute girl with strange eyes and spiders in her hair and they go on a cute date and then her face fucking explodes. It lives up to the title and then some.

This whole movie is the sweetest of ice cream, jet age Americana and Disney Channel-looking teenage daydream glitter-coated make your heart flutter romcom and then, you know, faces fucking explode.

There aren’t enough stars to rate this movie.

Plus: Anthony Cousins, who directed and wrote this, also made “The Night He Came Back Again! Part IV: The Final Kill” in the near-perfect Scare Package.

The Chattanooga Film Fest ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM EDT. To get a Last Gasp Pass for just $32, visit the official site now.

 

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