Horizon Research System has changed the world.

And they’re sorry for that.

In my advertising life, I’ve had to make corporate videos — one for Snausages had a client say the most amazing phrase I’ve ever heard in my career, “You’ll use Smashmouth in the video and you’ll fucking like it!” followed by the phone getting slammed like a cartoon bad guy — and I’ve had to make apology statements, so this stock footage driven short, brought to you by Horizon Research Systems, who wants to help you achieve the life of your dreams as well as the life you deserve feels like something I’ve had to make. Like the thank you for working for us videos with Starship’s”We Built This City” or the new year kickoff video about all the new oceans ahead that started with the Titanic getting launched and we couldn’t talk any of the creative directors out of it or explain to them why it was a bad idea.

This, however, is a very good idea.

The Chattanooga Film Fest ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM EDT. To get a Last Gasp Pass for just $32, visit the official site now.