Creepozoids (1986)

Only David DeCoteau could make a rip-off of Alien starring Linnea Quigley and Ashlyn Gere* boring. I mean, that’s some serious talent right there.

Actually, this movie feels more like a rip-off of Rats: The Night of Terror, which is another amazing thing to actually steal from Bruno Mattei. That’s like psychologically manipulating Charles Manson.

This was so brazen that the tagline was “Move over, Aliens, here come the Creepozoids. Even if you kill them, they’re still deadly.”

Quigley has mentioned that there were supposed to be more sex scenes with her and the monster, which means that this would have also stolen from Galaxy of Terror.

There’s a giant baby, a mutant rat and it’s the best David DeCoteau I’ve seen and it still sucks.

*Ironically, the actresses switched roles because Ms. Gere, who went on to become one of the biggest stars in adult films ever, was uncomfortable with nudity.

You can watch this on Tubi.