USA UP ALL NIGHT: Young Frankenstein (1974)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Young Frankenstein was on USA Up All Night on October 31, 1992.

I was two years old, and my parents went to see this on a date together, and I remember being sad that I couldn’t go. Even at that young age, I loved monsters. As I’ve grown up, this movie has become a regular part of my family. We would often talk about it and watch it every time it was on TV. When I got my parents a DVD player, this was one of the movies I bought with it for them.

Directed by Mel Brooks, who co-wrote it with star Gene Wilder, this is the kind of movie that requires little introduction. But wow, you have Wilder, Peter Boyle as the monster, a perfect Marty Feldman as Igor, Cloris Leachman in charge of the castle, Teri Garr, Madelaine Kahn and Brooks himself. It’s, well, perfect.

Brooks said, “I was in the middle of shooting the last few weeks of Blazing Saddles somewhere in the Antelope Valley, and Gene Wilder and I were having a cup of coffee, and he said, ‘I have this idea that there could be another Frankenstein.” I said, “Not another! We’ve had the son of, the cousin of, the brother-in-law. We don’t need another Frankenstein.” His idea was straightforward: “What if the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein wanted nothing to do with the family whatsoever? “He was ashamed of those wackos. I said, “That’s funny.””

It’s great because even if you don’t know the monster movies to the level that geeks like me do, it’s still funny. But if you do, there’s so much more.

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Andy Warhol’s Dracula (1974)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Andy Warhol’s Dracula was on USA Up All Night on October 13, 1989 and July 13, 1990.

Also known as Blood for Dracula, this was written and directed by Paul Morrissey, despite the fact that some prints had director Antonio Margheriti listed.

A day after the principal shooting for Flesh for Frankenstein ended, Morrissey had Udo Kier, Joe Dallesandro and Arno Juerging get shorter haircuts and start filming. You can spot several directors in this film, like Vittorio De Sica (Bicycle Thieves) and Roman Polanski.

The Dracula in this film (Udo Kier) is not the romantic master of women. Instead, he’s sick for most of the film, whining about his lot in life and the fact that there just aren’t many virgin women left. His familiar, Anton (Arno Juerging), has brought him to Italy in the hopes that a more religious country will have more virgins, as they are the only food that vampires can eat outside of a vegetarian diet.

Il Marchese di Fiore (de Sica) believes that one of his four daughters would be perfect to marry Dracula. However, he doesn’t realize that two of them, S. Still, he(Dominique Darel) and Rubinia (Stefania Casini, Suspiria), have been deflowered by the Marxist handyman Mario (Dallesandro). Dracula soon learns that they are not pure by drinking their blood. While he is weakened, he is able to make them into his slaves.

Dracula does succeed in drinking. The virginal plasma of the plain eldest daughter, Esmerelda (Milena Vukotic), but not the youngest, Perla (Silvia Dionisio, Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man).

That’s because Mario assaults her to destroy her virginity, which is somehow trying to be protective.

Throughout this film, the noble traditions of the past are undone by the common man, much less the modern man. You can ascribe artifice to that or just realize that Dallesandro was not doing an accent, no matter what, and you got what you got. This is somewhat similar to how the movie featuresAndy Warhol’s name, leading people to wonder what role he played in its creation

He answered, “I go to the parties.”

USA UP ALL NIGHT: The Arena (1974)

EDITOR’S NOTE:  The Arena AKA Naked Warriors aired May 4 and 5 and November 3, 1990; June 7, 1991; January 11, March 6 and September 18, 1992; April 24 and October 15, 1993; March 12, 1994. Thanks to Edward L Ritchey Jr. for the information!

The assistant director of Johnny Got His Gun, as well as the director of Big Bad MamaLone Wolf McQuaid and Eye for an Eye, Steve Carver directed this exploitation roughie, where slave girls become gladiators and rise against their masters. But hey — it has Pam Grier in it! And you know why it’s probably so sleazy? I blame the director of cinematography — Joe D’Amato!

Actually, in Italy, they said that this movie was made by Michael Wotruba. You know who that is? That’s right, the same man who is Joe D’Amato, Aristide Massaccesi. In the book Erotismo, orrore e pornografia secondo Joe D’Amato, the man of many names said that Italian producer Franco Gaudenzi didn’t trust Carver, who was sent by Roger Corman, so he sent D’Amato to help as needed. Carver did the talking, D’Amato did the action, and we have a movie.

Speaking of Corman, he offered this movie to Martin Scorsese after Boxcar Bertha. Let that rest in your brain for a bit. Instead of making Mean Streets, Scorsese would have been working with Raf Donato. Or David Hills. Or maybe Boy Tan Bien.

In the time after Spartacus, in the ancient Roman town of Brundusium, a group of slave girls is sold to Timarchus (Daniele Vargas, Eyeball), a promoter who puts together the fights in the Colosseum. After the girls engage in a fight, she gets a big idea: make them fight to the death.

That’s when Mamawi (Pam Grier) and Bodicia (Margaret Markov) — who had just teamed up in Black Mama, White Mama — decide to team up again and get out alive. Rosalba Neri (Lady Frankenstein herself, as well as Lucifera: Demon Lover and Amuck!) is also in this!

Markov met her husband, producer Mark Damon, while making this movie, but couldn’t date until production was over, as director Steve Carver had made a rule regarding cast and crew intermingling.

Your enjoyment of this will depend on how much you enjoy watching women battle as gladiators. I wrote that a while ago, and come on, everybody loves that. They didn’t call this movie Naked Warriors for nothing.

September Drive-In Super Monster-Rama 2025: Scum of the Earth! (1974)

September Drive-In Super Monster-Rama is back at The Riverside Drive-In Theatre, September 19 and 20, 2025. Two big nights with four feature films each night include:

  • Friday, September 19: Mark of the Devil, The Sentinel, The Devil’s Rain and Devil Times Five
  • September 20: The Omega Man, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the Grindhouse Releasing 4K restoration drive-in premiere of S.F. Brownrigg’s Scum of the Earth and Eaten Alive

Admission is $15 per person each night (children 12 and under – accompanied by an adult guardian – are admitted free). Overnight camping is available (breakfast included) for an additional $20 a person per night. Advance online tickets (highly recommended) for both movies and camping here: https://www.riversidedrivein.com/shop/

 

Originally known as Death is a Family Affair and perhaps better known as Poor White Trash Part II, this S.F. Brownrigg movie belongs squarely within the genre of hicksploitation or redneck films. After Don’t Look In the Basement, where else can he go? Downward, it seems, as this movie is awash in, well, scum, while still finding some compassion for even its most depraved characters.

Helen and her new husband, Paul, have barely unpacked at the cottage where they’ll spend their honeymoon when he’s killed with an axe to the chest. She runs through the woods looking for help. She runs into Odis Pickett, whose dismal shack is the only shelter for miles.

Somehow, Odis convinces Helen to stay for the night, promising that he has a phone. Soon, she’s in the middle of his family, which includes his mentally challenged son Bo, his pregnant wife Emmy and his daughter Sarah. And of course, that killer isn’t going to be happy with just one murder.

The Texas Film Commission somehow gave this production $200 a week to get made. Who knows what they thought when they said this sweaty, seamy, deep Southern fried movie made by and for maniacs.

This is the kind of movie that you feel like you have to take a shower after you watch it. It feels like you are there, in the dank woods, dealing with this backwoods family, who may be more dangerous to themselves and our heroine than the murderer wandering outside their door. It also proves that the city folks are just as mentally deranged and can have just as confusing relationships as their country relatives. They just hide it much better.

I don’t even know what to classify this movie as. It’s not horror, but it has those elements. It’s also somewhat reminiscent of a stage play, with everyone confined to one room and slowly driving one another insane. It feels like someone could snap and either fight or fuck everything around them. For a movie that promises such sex from the poster, it only pays you back in complete contempt for your prurient needs. A masterpiece.

September Drive-In Super Monster-Rama 2025: Devil Times Five (1974)

September Drive-In Super Monster-Rama is back at The Riverside Drive-In Theatre, September 19 and 20, 2025. Two big nights with four feature films each night include:

  • Friday, September 19: Mark of the Devil, The Sentinel, The Devil’s Rain and Devil Times Five
  • September 20: The Omega Man, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the Grindhouse Releasing 4K restoration drive-in premiere of S.F. Brownrigg’s Scum of the Earth and Eaten Alive

Admission is $15 per person each night (children 12 and under – accompanied by an adult guardian – are admitted free). Overnight camping is available (breakfast included) for an additional $20 a person per night. Advance online tickets (highly recommended) for both movies and camping here: https://www.riversidedrivein.com/shop/

I’ve been obsessed with the trailer and artwork for this movie for years. Throw in the fact that it has ’70s teen idol Leif Garrett amongst its cast of pint-sized psychopaths, and it seems like a recipe for my kind of movie insanity. However, I just never found the time to sit down and watch it. With so many movies on our shelves and streaming online, my to watch list is constantly bulging with films all screaming to be enjoyed.

Five children have survived a van accident on a snowy road, and unbeknownst to everyone they encounter for the rest of the film, they were on their way to a mental institution for criminally insane young folks. They make their way to the secluded mountain home of Papa Doc, awealthyh businessman, who has all manner of guests staying with him, like his sex-starved wife Lovely (Carolyn Stellar, who beyond being Leif Garrett and Dawn Lynn’s mother, would go on to design the costumes for the 1978’s utterly brutal Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band), his daughter and her boyfriend, plus Dr. Harvey Beckman (Sorrell Booke, Boss Hogg from TV’s The Dukes of Hazzard) and his wife, Ruth (Shelley Morrison, Rosario from TV’s Will and Grace). Oh yeah, there’s also the dim-witted handyman, Ralph (original screenwriter John Durren).

Soon, the power is out, the phones are cut, and the kids are killing people left and right. Little actor and budding crossdresser David (Garrett), army lover Brian, Susan the pyro, Moe (Dawn Lynn, who played Dawna in the Walking Tall films) with her plush fish and usage of piranha, and last but not least, albino nun Sister Hannah will find their way into your heart, then cut it out and show it to you. Imagine The Bad Seed times five, with none of the great story or acting.

This movie is also known as Peopletoys, Tantrums and The Horrible House on the Hill. Of course, that last title has a Last House on the Left ripoff poster to go along with the similar title.

Devil Times Five was distributed by Jerry Gross’ Cinemation Industries, which also brought Son of DraculaTeenage Mother (“She’s nine months of trouble!”), The Black Six and Idaho Transfer to audiences that had to be absolutely bewildered by their level of pure strangeness.

Original director Sean MacGregor was fired from the production after his footage was unusable, and David Sheldon finished the film (you can tell that they switched interior locations because there’s no continuity in the backgrounds). By the time those reshoots happened, Leif Garrett had cut his hair, so he wears a wig that you can easily point out several times.

Even stranger, MacGregor was in a psychiatric ward after leaving this movie and was also dating Gail Smale, who played Sister Hannah. That last bit doesn’t seem all that interesting until you realize that she was underage and was given a nun costume and rose-colored glasses to hide the fact that she was so young and a legitimate albino.

Seriously — how crazy is a movie where Leif Garrett watches as his real-life mom is nude and being murdered by carnivorous fish in the bathtub? This must have been a strange thing for people to watch, as Garrett was already well-known as Oscar’s son on TV’s The Odd Couple, and his sister was on My Three Sons.

If you’re looking for a movie where children annihilate adults, that isn’t The ChildrenVillage of the Damned or Who Can Kill a Child?, then I guess you should watch Devil Times Five. Actually, I kid. This is a goofy little film that is pretty much the horror version of Home Alone. I enjoyed it, but you know, I also have no taste whatsoever.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Dark Star (1974)

As a kid, I was obsessed with seeing Dark Star. This film, which combined the talents of John Carpenter, Dan O’Bannon, Ron Cobb, Greg Jein, and Bob Greenberg, was frequently featured in the pages of Starlog.

When I finally saw it — it played theaters until 1980, and then I was able to rent it when I got older — it didn’t live up to what I wanted it to be. Now, watching it as an old man instead of a kid just starting his life, I get it. It finally makes sense to me: even a job in space is totally going to suck, no matter how fantastic the worlds we get to travel to.

Twenty years into their mission to destroy unstable planets with Thermostellar Triggering Devices so that these worlds don’t threaten future colonization of other planets, the crew of the Dark Star has all gone insane. Or dead, as Commander Powell — voiced by Carpenter — is just a voice from cryostorage.

Lieutenant Doolittle dreams of surfing. Sergeant Pinback — O’Bannon — claims to be Bill Frug, a liquid fuel specialist, and says that the real Pinback is dead. Corporal Boiler has grown obsessed with his mustache. And Talby just watches the universe go by. None of them will be able to escape the crushing ennui of this voyage or a ship that is falling apart, filled with talking bombs that have learned Cartesian doubt.

In the end, all you can do is surf out into nothingness and burn out instead of fading away.

This started as a 45-minute 16mm student project with a $6,000 budget, but to get it into theaters, it needed more footage and to be pushed to 35mm to be shown in theaters. John Landis got the filmmakers in touch with Jack H. Harris, who padded the film some more. O’Bannon would later say that, somehow, “the world’s most impressive student film, ” it became the world’s least impressive professional film.”

Beyond writing and starring in the movie, O’Bannon also designed several of the film’s special effects, including one of the first usages of hyperspace in a movie. The influence of this movie goes beyond that, as O’Bannon would use the sequences with the evil ball to write Alien and the British show Red Dwarf would take the ball — pun unintended — and run with an entire series based on the themes of this movie.

As for influences on the movie, Phillip K. Dick’s idea of frozen dead people communicating from beyond definitely informs the commander. O’Bannon would later adapt We Can Remember It For You Wholesale and Second Variety as Total Recall and Screamers. Plus, while I don’t want to give away the ending, it’s the exact same way that Ray Bradbury’s Kaleidoscope wraps up.

You can watch this on Tubi.

The Corpse Eaters (1974)

Canadian picnics are weird, that’s what I took from this movie. They concern pouring Molson on your lover, having your sibling watch you get it on and having a seance in the middle of a graveyard, which is a bad idea. That’s because the best part of this, the first few minutes, have a body being brought back from the dead. And you know, once you see that, it’s like Chekov’s Zombie. It must show up again and it must kill.

This was directed by Donald R. Passmore and Klaus Vetter and written by Lawrence Zazelenchuk, who raised the money — well, $36,000, which seems like an inflated amount — by working in a mine and owning Sudbury’s 69 Drive-In. He was also a teenager. He also did the effects here, which may or may not be special, depending on your definition of the word.

Zazelenchuk wanted John Carradine to be in this and couldn’t afford it. Let’s think about what that means. That’s insane, that’s what that is.

He got paid $5,000 for it and eventually closed his drive-in, moving to Florida and drinking himself to death. Some say that’s because the movie disappeared, sold as a tax write-off. If only he’d held on, as it was eventually released with a lot missing as a lost movie.

If you liked Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things but wish it was inept, good news!

I kid. I kind of love this goofy movie. I love it for what it could be, as the early promise is there. Also, I will probably never go to a Canadian picnic, but if I did, I would bring a bag of All Dressed Yum Yum chips and some back bacon, because all of Canada is SCTV to me. Thank you.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Cry of a Prostitute (1974)

Henry Silva was so good as a student at the Actors’ Studio that when they did A Hatful of Rain, he made it to the Broadway play and the movie.

Yet amongst folks like you and me, we know Silva from showing up as mobsters, killers and general scumbags in all manner of movies from so many countries. He had his first lead in 1963’s Johnny Cool, killing off so many bigger actors, like Mort Sahl, Telly Savalas, Jim Backus, Joey Bishop and Sammy Davis, Jr. before Elizabeth Montgomery sells him out. But by November of that year, the President was dead, and no one wanted to see a dark film noir.

In 1965, Italy came calling, and Silva took a chance. He moved his entire family there and launched a career of playing, well, more horrible people. The following year, The Hills Run Red made him a star in Spain, Italy, Germany and France. And by 1977, he’d been in twenty-five movies. Stuff like Almost Human, gritty gangster versus cops films that audiences loved.

Silva made movies in Hong Kong (Operation: Foxbat), Japan (Virus), Australia (Thirst), Spain (Day of the Assassin), Canada (Trapped), France (La Marginal) and for TV (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century). He’s the kind of guy who can be in Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai just as easily as L’ultima Meta or Megaforce.

It’s hard to pick just one Henry Silva movie, but I decided perhaps one of his most brutal.

Playing as Quelli Che Contano (Those Who Matter) in Italy, as well as Love Kills and Guns of the Big Shots, this Andrea Bianchi-directed film is made of everything mean you can imagine. What else would you expect from the maker of Strip Nude for Your Killer and Burial Ground? A meditation on the value of mindfulness?

When the Italian mob families of Don Ricuzzo Cantimo and Don Turi Scannapieco keep their battles and crimes going to such a degree that they’re smuggling heroin in the body of a dead child — yes, this is how the movie begins — the big bosses leave the decision as to how to handle business in the hands of Don Cascemi.

He calls in an expert — Tony Aniante (Silva) — and tells him to kill everyone, which he does with no small amount of Yojimbo/A Fistful of Dollars influence. There’s a lot to deal with, like the fact that Scannapieco has it in for Cantimo because he killed his son-in-law and made his daughter go off the deep end, while also crippled her son. And oh yeah, Ricuzzo’s week (Barbara Bouchet, more on her in a minute) decides that she’s got to get some Silva stirring up in her guts. If that doesn’t get confusing enough. Ricuzzo’s youngest son and Scannapieco’s younger daughter are also ready to play an eternal game of hide the cannoli.

He,y wait — didn’t you say this movie was brutal and potentially deranged?

Why yes, I did.

Before it’s over, we have heads exploding as they’re shot, a child’s body on an autopsy table, a head goes flying out a windshield, multiple dead bodies smashed by a steamroller, a bandsaw go clean through someone’s head and Silva drag Bouchet around a barn, beat her with a belt, then beat her in the face with the belt buckle, then have violent bloody sex with her in a grimy barn. Earlier in the film — because this is an Italian film where women come to enjoy all manner of upsetting couplings, our hero shoves her head into a bloody pig carcass while they make love — well, not really, right? — in the kitchen. To make things worse, Bouchet is totally turned on by this experience. Then she tells her husband all about it, because that’s the only way they can make love. Yes, this movie is the scumbag movie that scumbag movies warned you about.

Tony is brutally efficient, whistling his signature song before quickly blasting guys in the head with his Luger, like some unholy Italian western character combined with his Johnny Cool role. He’s death itself, as a scene of him walking into a Sicilian town has everyone closing their windows rather than even seeing him show up. Stick around for the end of the film, which neatly explains exactly why Tony whistles that tune as he murders everyone around him.

Released in the US with that garish poster above by Joseph Brenner Associates — the people who brought you EyeballThe Devil’s Rain!The Girl in Room 2A and many more — Cry of a Prostitute was sold with the tagline, “For a lousy twenty-five bucks, some people think they can do anything!” along with Bouchet’s abused face.

Bouchet would tell House of Freudstein, “That was unpleasant. I didn’t remember it being that unpleasant when we made it. In fact, I prefer not to remember too much about that one. When Quentin Tarantino arranged a screening of some of my movies in LA, he opened with that one and I wish he hadn’t…” However, in Eurocrime! The Italian Cop and Gangster Films That Ruled the ’70s, Silva claims that Bouchet was tougher than nearly any of the men he met in those movies and intimidated him.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Country Hooker (1974)

Sue (Rene Bond) and Jan (Sandy Dempsey) look like they’re stranded and two musicians, Dave Anderson (Bond’s man Ric Lutze) and Billy B (John Paul Jones), pick them up. The truth is, they’re setting them up to get taken by their pimp Mike (Louis Ojena ) and forced to play as his band, but they both have hearts of gold and decide to save the men.

Director Lew Guinn was the DP for Deadwood ’76 and Terror In the Jungle, as well as the editor of Invasion of the Star Creatures. This is the only directing credit he had.

Executive produced by Harry Novak — who paid for Bond’s breasts, making her the first American adult actress to get implants, unless some pervert writes and proves me incorrect — this also has Marie Arnold (The Toy Box, Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love!Meatcleaver MassacreFantasm) and Penny King (The Training of Bunny).

The sex scenes are boring, the movie is kind of gross looking, the country songs are horribly mimed and Rene Bond is an angel that lifts this all on her own and makes it watchable. I can’t tell yoy how many movies I’ve watched just for Rene Bond. Maybe I can. Maybe I shouldn’t have made fun of other perverts, because now I feel bad.

The ending kind of comes out of nowhere!

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Confessions of a Young American Housewife (1974)

Carol (Rebecca Brooke) is in the middle of a steady swinging relationship between her husband Eddie (David Hausman), next door neighbor and best friend Anne (Chris Jordan) and her partner Pete (Eric Edwards). But when her widowed mother, Jennifer Robison (Jennifer Welles), comes to live with her, she worries that they will have to hide their open lifestyle. Yet soon enough, mom is making it with a grocery boy, engaging in forbidden love with her daughter and maybe even running away with her son-in-law.

Joe Sarno’s movies are filthy but they’re also classy, which is something that usually never makes sense and never really works. He always pulls off this balancing act and does the same here, as the wood-paneled suburban 70s household turns into a pit of sin, a place that unlocks passions once put away.

There’s an uncredited Peter Gallagher in this.

Some maniac posted this with all the sex cut out on YouTube. What’s the opposite of an insert?