CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Demons of the Mind (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Demons of the Mind was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, September 20, 1980 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, May 14, 1982 at 1:00 a.m.

Between VenomTo the Devil a Daughter and this movie, Peter Sykes is an unappreciated creator of early 70s scummy horror. Written by Christopher Wicking (Cry of the BansheeScream and Scream Again), this movie combines insanity, mesmerism, religious fervor, incest, Satanic possession and just plain British weirdness to make the kind of movie that we watch on a rainy Sunday.

Baron Friedrich Zorn (Robert Hardy) keeps his children Emil (Shane Briant) and Elizabeth (Gillian Hills) locked up and away from one another, lest they make sweet sweet brother and sister love in the name of the devil. After all, his own wife had a madness like theirs that led to her suicide in front of both of them — or maybe he just wouldn’t sleep with her any longer and she got so upset at the loss of getting some of little Friedrich that she offed herself — so they both must be constantly treated to the bloodletting that takes out the evil flowing through their bodies.

Meanwhile — if that’s not enough –women s are being murdered in the woods and covered with rose petals. The townspeople think demons are to blame and by the end of the movie, they go absolutely beyond wild and try to wipe out the cause. There’s also Doctor Falkenberg (Patrick Magee) who has a carny method of curing the evil out of the Zorn progeny; he intends to get a village woman named Inge (Virginia Wetherell) to portray their dead mother in a strange roleplaying exercise while another young local named Carl (Paul Jones, who once sang for Manfred Mann) falls for Elizabeth. And oh yeah — maybe the Baron is more to blame than anyone.

Gillian Hills was a last minute replacement for Marianne Faithful, but the early 70s were not a good time for her, as she lost her son and was dealing with heroin addiction, anorexia and living on the streets. She wasn’t able to be insured for this movie.

I’m a lover of late period Hammer, as they move away from the classics and start to make their own weird little movies. Of course, they’re often filled with lots of nudity, madness and Satanic forces, so…look, I’m weak and I love what I love.

2024 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 11: Bio-Zombie (1998)

12. THE LIVING IMPAIRED: Insert zombie joke here.

Woody Invincible (Jordan Chan) and Crazy Bee (Sam Lee) are mallrats, stealing from stores, gambling and selling bootleg VCDs probably of movies just like this. Actually, the movie starts with them bootlegging the film that you’re about to watch. They flirt with Rolls (Angela Tong), who works at the beauty spa, fight with cellphone store owner Mr. Kui (Wayne Lai) and do small jobs for their gangster boss, like getting his car. Well, on the way back to the mall, they hit a zombie infected government agent and Woody drinks his soda, which has a bioweapon inside it that turns humans into the walking dead. And oh yeah, they try and hide the body of the dead man, who isn’t dead and is soon turning the mall into Hong Kong Monroeville.

Also called Hong Kong Zombie, this has some fun video game moments and the kind of nihilistic ending that Romero would have loved. Directed by Wilson Yip, who co-wrote the story with Matt Chow and Man Sing So, this may not have much new when it comes to zombies, but once it gets the mall filled with them, it picks up steam and goes for it.

This movie worships Dead Alive and shouldn’t every movie nerd? Amazingly, this got a blu ray release before its inspiration.

You can get this from Vinegar Syndrome.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2024: Kung Fu Rascals (1992)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Physical Media

Here’s the difference between physical media and watching this on streaming. Streaming will not have a menu that has animated mouths on all the characters so they can sing the theme song.

Kung Fu Rascals was directed by Steve Wang, who also made The GuyverDriveGuyver: Dark HeroSirens of the Deep and episodes of Power Rangers Lost Galaxy and Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight. He also has worked on the FX crews on movies like The Monster SquadPredatorDeepStar SixGremlins 2Arena, the Underworld films and so many more.

He also wrote this with Troy Fromin and Johnnie Saiko and, as he played a role in the Super 8 trailer that led to this movie, he ended up acting in it as Chow Chow Mein. He and his friends Lao Ze (Troy Fromin) and Reepo (Johnnie Saiko) have to stop Dar Ling The Bamboo Man from destroying their village. Just like a sentai show, Bamboo Man (Ted Smith) sits in a throne room and orders around his underling Raspmutant the Mad Monk (Wyatt Weed). Then, they send out new monsters and ninjas to fight our three heroes. As for the evil sheriff, that is not Primus’ Les Claypool but the man who wrote the music for Guyver: Dark Hero  — thanks Outlaw Vern — and an Imperial Torture Master (Matt Rose). The bad guys are really bad. The good guys are really good. The humor? Really silly.

$43,000 has never been better spent than it was in the making of this movie, one that closes with giant stone monsters fighting on a beach. And hey — those are the frogs from Hell Comes to Frogtown being brought back and who can blame Wang, because they look great.

In a perfect world, there would have been ten of these movies. Have you ever been forced to have a playdate as a kid with some other child whose mom works with your mom and you don’t want to go and then you get there and not only do they have all the action figures you don’t but also understand their file cards and motivations and you end up having a great time? Well, that’s how this movie feels.

Visual Vengeance has just released this film, the first time it’s ever come out on blu ray. It has tons bonus features, including commentaries, rare BTS footage and a brand new feature-length documentary on the making of the film. Here’s what you get:

  • Director-supervised SD master from original tape elements
  • The Making of Kung Fu Rascals: Brand New Feature Length Documentary
  • The Reunion of the Three Rascals
  • Commentary with director Steve Wang and actors Johnnie Saiko, Troy Firman and Ted Smith and composer and actor Les Claypool III
  • Commentary with Kung Fu Rascals superfans Justin Decloux and Dylan Cheung
  • Steve Wang & Les Claypool III meet again
  • Chris Gore Interview: Distributing Kung Fu Rascals on VHS
  • Behind The Scenes video diaries
  • Original Kung Fu Rascals Super 8 short film
  • Steve Wang Short Film: Code 9
  • Complete Film Threat Video #6 BTS Article
  • Stills and behind the scenes galleries
  • Visual Vengeance Trailer
  • “Stick Your Own” VHS Sticker Set
  • Reversible Sleeve Featuring Original VHS Art
  • Folded mini-poster
  • 2-sided insert with alternate art
  • 12 page mini comic book
  • Limited Edition Slipcase by The Dude

If you love kung fu, weird cinema, low budget films or just want an incredible physical media release, you can’t go wrong with this. Get it now from MVD or Diabolik DVD!

I HOPE YOU SUFFER OCTOBER FILM CHALLENGE: Amityville Scarecrow 2 (2022)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The I Hope You Suffer podcast said that “Since everybody is doing these movie challenges now, we made the only one worth doing.” Bring the pain.

One year after Amityville Scarecrow, Tina (Amanda Jade-Tyler) and Mary (Kate Sandison) are about to reopen the camp from the first movie, but there could be some evil still lurking about. In England. Not in New York. Yes, Amityville gets like that.

Directed by Craig McLearie (The Killing Tree) and written by Adam Cowie, the beginning of this movie is well shot and made me think that I was actually going to get a quality Amityville movie. Then, the talking begins and never seems to end and the Amityville Scarecrow never really does anything.

This movie is about trailer parks and the legal dealings of trailer parks and you know, I kind of want my Amityville movies to not be about human affairs but whatever. It’s better than the first one, but that’s like being constipated for a few days and then having non-stop diarrhea. They’re both bad and you don’t want go through them, but at least it’s some level of change.

I mean, I’m not going to stop pooping. And I’m not going to stop watching Amityville movies.

You can watch this on Tubi.

VISUAL VENGEANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: Despiser (2003)

Gordon Hauge (Mark Redfield) gets fired, kicked out of his apartment and dumped by his wife Maggie (Gage Sheridan) all in one day, then wrecks his car and wakes up under attack by the Ragmen and Shadowmen of purgatory, the world between heaven and hell. He soon meets others who are trapped here because they ended their lives in a moment of noble sacrifice, all united in combat against the dreaded Despiser, a horrific blast of 2003 CGI that crashed into our planet when his spaceship slammed into Russia in 1908 and caused the Tunguska event.

Despiser feels like a Canadian movie but it’s made in Virginia.

It has the tones of a faith film but is packed with tons of violence.

And it feels like parts of The Wizard of OzThe Stand and Lord of the Rings yet has so many strange ideas inside it that it feels like nothing else.

As the official site says, director and writer Philip Cook “was intrigued by the idea of an alternative world like ours, recognizable but skewed, dark and ominous—a blend of our culture mixed with macabre fantasy. This concept became the purgatory, a place where, after death, one’s soul is purified of sin—by suffering. But in this story, something has gone terribly wrong with it. It’s no longer a clearinghouse for confused souls; it’s become bottlenecked, out of balance and fraught with conflict.”

Keep in mind that this isn’t a movie with a multimillion-dollar budget but instead is a combination of green screen shot on video footage and all the CGI money could buy in 2003. If you liked the strange worlds that show up in Fungicide, good news. This goes even harder, if that’s possible. It feels like if you stare at it long enough, you’ll be able to see a sailboat in its pixels.

Cook was a vet by the time that he made this, as he had already written, directed, edited and/or photographed hundreds of commercials for clients ranging from The Washington Opera to MTV. Before that, he worked on Nightbeast for Don Dohler, Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor and was the director of photography for Godfrey Ho on the Cynthia Rothrock movie Undefeatable

When he made this movie in 1998, no one was making movies with a stylized look like this. It’s accepted now — just look at how The Mandalorian has been filmed — but in the five years it took to make, Cook said that “the audience was jaded because 3D was everywhere. Special effects aren’t special anymore.”

I disagree. No movie anywhere looks like Despiser.

It even has some intriguing heroes beyond Gordon, like Nimbus (Doug Brown), a soldier who has been in purgatory since World War One, kamikaze pilot Tomasawa (Frank Smith), Jake (Michael Weitz) and Charlie Roadtrap (Tara Bilkins).

Joe Bob gave this three and a half stars and had these totals: “Forty-nine dead bodies. Five gun battles. Three crash-and-burns. Four motor vehicle chases. One sucker punch. Two body-transformation scenes. One hydrogen explosion. One Viking funeral. One peasant riot. Flaming church. Flaming car. Upside-down crucifixion. Grotesque insect destruction. Doll-stomping. Gratuitous shipwrecks. Kung Fu. Grenade Fu. Bazooka Fu.”

For those that look at the cover image for this and instantly think, “I need to know more,” or loved staring at blacklight posters at Spencer’s or played enough Gamma World, this is for you. It’s definitely for me.

I really can’t recommend this movie enough.

Beyond me loving this movie, if you want to hear Bill Van Ryn and I talk about it, we’re on the disc! Other extras include:

  • Producer-supervised SD master from original tape source
  • Commentary with director Philip J. Cook and stars Mark Redfield and Gage Sheridan
  • New 2023 interview with director Philip J. Cook and star Mark Hyde
  • The Making of Despiser
  • Deleted scenes
  • Blooper and outtake reels
  • Despiser: Storyboard To Animation
  • Original DVD menu animated intro
  • Behind The Scenes, image and art gallery
  • Despiser trailers
  • Visual Vengeance trailer
  • Trailers for Outerworld and Invader
  • Invader Trailer
  • Folded mini-poster
  • “Stick your own” VHS sticker sheet
  • 2-sided insert
  • Reversible sleeve With original VHS art
  • Limited edition slipcase

You order this now from MVD and Diabolik DVD!

It’s sold out now, but on the commentary track, we said that you got a free troll with the movie. How amazing is Visual Vengeance that the troll was actually included in the Diabolik DVD bundle?

It was such an honor to get to be part of this, a movie that I admire and hope to get others to see. Order it now!

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Spiritism (1961)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Spiritism was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, July 1, 1967 at 1:00 a.m.

Benito also directed Munecos InfernalesSanto vs. the Zombies and the astoundingly titled Frankenstein el Vampiro y Compania. This time, he’s sending his movie up north where Espiritismo will become Spiritism thanks to K. Gordon Murray.

This goes the Monkey’s Paw one better by having Satan himself grant the wishes. I mean, when the Lord of Lies is giving things away, that’s when you start questioning things. Louis and Mary Howard (Nora Veryan and Louis Fernandez) decide to attend a seance with a medium by the name of Elvira (Diana Ochoa). She warns them that April 8 will be the start of tragedy and seeing as how that’s their 20th anniversary, they suddenly get concerned and soon are dealing with death, spirits and the decimation of their family.

This movie features a character so clueless that she goes to a seance for herself, which sounds like a joke I should be saving for the next time someone wants to play The Dozens against me. Actually, the scene where she discovers that she is dead and can’t believe it is incredibly sad.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Haunted Strangler (1958)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Haunted Strangler was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, June 27, 1964 at 4:00 p.m. and Sunday, September 13, 1964 at 11:15 p.m.

Jan Read wrote the story “Stranglehold” just for Boris Karloff, who made this movie at the same time as Fiend Without a Face, the movie that it played double features with.

Edward Styles (Michael Atkinson) is executed for being the Haymarket Strangler, a killer who choked women with one arm while stabbing them. As his coffin is closed, someone slips a knife in and for twenty years, no one thinks of these crimes.

James Rankin (Boris Karloff) believes that Styles was innocent and begins to look into the crime. As he killed his last victim, Martha Stuart, at the Judas Hole bar — The Judas Hole is an alternate title, as is The Grip of the Strangler — as others watched, including singer Cora Seth (Joan Kent). A man named Tenant did the autopsies of the victims and grew ill before the end of the case. This makes Rankin think that he could be the killer but without the murder weapon, it’s hard to put the evidence together. No one can find Tenant, who went insane just after the murders.

Ready for the spoiler?

As Rankin looks at the bones of Styles, he finds the knife and begins to transform, his face changing and his arm being paralyzed like the strangler. Somehow, thanks to the love of his nurse — and wife — Barbara (Elizabeth Allan) he has been able to keep the Strangler inside himself. Now, as he investigates the case, he alternates between the two different personas and begins to kill again, including his wife. This drives him further into psychosis and he begins screaming that he is the killer yet no one believes him. As he attempts to kill his daughter Lily (Diane Aubrey), he finally realize he must be stopped. As he tries to bury the knife in the grave, he is shot and killed by the police.

Director John Croydon was also shooting First Man Into Space at the same time, so British drive-in films were in great demand. He kept directing the whole way until 1991 with the TV movie Fire: Trapped on the 37th Floor. He also made SheCorridors of Blood and The Green Man.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Wolf Man (1941)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Wolf Man was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, September 18, 1965 at 1:00 a.m., Saturday, May 13, 1967 at 11:20 p.m., Saturday, April 13, 1968 at 1:00 a.m., Saturday, March 29, 1969 at 1:00 a.m., Saturday, November 6, 1971 at 11:30 p.m., Saturday, February 17, 1973 at 11:30 p.m., Saturday, January 19, 1974 at 11:30 p.m., Saturday, September 10, 1977 at 11:30 p.m. and on the final Chiller Theater on December 31, 1983 at 1:00 a.m. with It Came from Beyond Space.

As you watch this movie, understand the pains that Lon Chaney Jr. had to go through for your entertainment. While the stories got exaggerated over the years, even a portion of their truth is a testament to the actor’s herculean patience. Although the effects improved with each movie, this makeup — which was originally developed for Werewolf of London — took five to six hours to apply and a full hour to remove. There were even “finishing nails” carefully hammered into the skin on the sides of the actor’s hands so that they would remain motionless during the transformation scenes, which took ten hours of Chaney getting makeup, going to set to hold still against a pane of glass, then back for more makeup on a day that stretched to twenty-one hours of work over two days of filing.

Larry Talbot has returned to Wales to make peace with his father, Sir John Talbot (Claude Rains) and falls for a local girl (Evelyn Ankers, Universal’s “Queen of the B’s”).

During their initial meeting, he buys a silver-headed walking stick decorated with a wolf just to get to talk to her while she works. She tells him that it depicts a werewolf, a fact of life that he learns all about when he defends her friend from an attack and gets bitten on the chest as a result.

Soon, he learns from the fortune teller Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya) that it was her son Bela (Bela Lugosi!) who bit him. Now, he will live up to the poem that is recited several times during this film: “Even a man who is pure in heart, and says his prayers by night; May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.”

The funny thing is that poem is not an ancient tale; it was written for the movie by screenwriter Curt Siodmak. He based the chasing of Talbot and his life being thrown upside down on his experiences in post-WW II Germany.

Director George Waggner would go on to direct plenty of TV, including episodes of Batman and Cheyenne.

While this film was a success and Larry Talbott (with Chaney playing him) would return for four more films, the character never appeared in its own direct sequel. Joe Johnston would direct a 2010 remake with Benicio del Toro in the lead role. There was also talk that the character would be played by Dwayne Johnson in the planned Dark Universe and Ryan Gosling in a Blumhouse version of the film.

Most of the legends of werewolves come not from folklore but directly from this film, including a person becoming a werewolf through a bite, the weakness to silver bullets, and werewolves’ and their victims’ hands being marked with pentagrams.

Fun fact: A five-year-old Sam asked every child in his kindergarten class to show their palms, as he had told his teacher that he was doing a magic trick for the class. In truth, he was checking to see if any of them were werewolves.

Mutilator 2 (2023)

Mutilator may not have the fanbase of other slashers — you won’t find much merchandise or an aisle devoted to it in your Spirit Halloween store — but it does have a great tagline in “By sword, by pick, by axe, bye bye” and the legend that the original was almost unreleased because the gore earned it an X rating.

Now, four decades after this late in the game slasher came out, original director Buddy Cooper returns with much of the cast of the first movie, all to make a meta sequel as a sequel is being made at the original filming location, as well as a wrap party and fan convention to celebrate the end of a rough shoot. Ruth Martinez, Pam from the 1985 film, plays herself, as does Bill Hitchcock (Ralph).

After Jon (Mark Francis), the director of the new Mutilator is killed, a detective named Columbo (Damian Maffei) starts to investigate and the bodies pile up. I mean it, the last part of this movie wipes out nearly every new character one after the other. Somehow, Jon’s producer brother Julian (Dan Grogan) is able to convince the police to not investigate until the wrap party.

Terry Kiser — who played the dead Bernie twice — is actor Jack Chatham, the man who played Big Ed in the first movie (who has a cameo) and he’s obsessed with getting his hands on his old weapons.

Speaking of those weapons, all of them and more will be used to decimate this movie’s cast, including fishing tackle taking out an eyeball in a method that Fulci would savor and a speargun up the rear and out the mouth kill that blew my mind, as well as a lynching that was so disgusting that I forgot I was on mute during a work conference call and yelled out loud in excitement. A fish even gets pulled off the wall and used.

Despite having eleven writers — Cooper, John Douglass, Edmund Ferrell, Keith Ferrell, Semone Fournillier, Ann Hale, Marshall New, David Edward Roop, the Soska sisters and Keith Patrick Stoddard — once it comes time to end this movie, it does so Porky Pig-style as the credits start to run.

It’s a shame that this ends in such a ramshackle fashion, just as things are picking up. Then again, this would be a fun movie to see with an audience and it revels in its gore, which is both amusing and shocking. If you love Mutilator, you’ll be overjoyed that other people love it just as much as you. But if you adore it that much, you’ll be upset that the “Fall Break” song doesn’t play in this.

This was one of the movies I was most looking forward to in several fests this year, so I’m excited that I finally got to see it. Here’s hoping it gets another pass before it plays wide, as with some tweaking, I think this could get in front of even more viewers than its inspiration.

2024 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 11: A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990)

11. BREAKING THE MOLD: More than make up, this one is when practical effects masters employ their crafting skills directly to making the whole damn movie.

Hey, Stan Winston directed Pumpkinhead and, well, Michael Jackson’s Ghosts, so a .500 batting average gets you into the hall of fame. Pen Densham and John Watson wrote Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and The Zoo Gang so that seems fine. And there was a rewrite by Parker Bennett and Terry Runte (Mystery DateSuper Mario Brothers), who had come to Hollywood hot.

But knowing everything there is to know about who made this movie won’t save you.

Nothing will prepare you for what you will see.

Also known as Upworld, this has — you knew it — a gnome named Gnorm. According to the incredible Non-Alien Creature Wiki, a gnome in this movie are “… a sapient race of small subterranean humanoids whose society depends upon magical phosphorescent gems called lumens, which provide light in the underground world and allows them to grow their food crops. Their society has individuals divided according to their function, including tunnelers and warriors. Every ten years the warriors bring the lumens to the surface world to be recharged.”

Seeing as how this is a movie about gnomes, you may think that it’s a family comedy. It certainly is set up that way. And then people start getting shot at and there are a lot of cops and the gnome seems like he wants to have sex with every woman in the movie.

Look, 96% of kids said Gnorm was excellent.

Buddy cop movies were so out of control in the late 80s that we ran out of people and had dogs (K9, Turner and Hooch, Top Dog), then kids (Sidekicks, Cop and a Half), then mothers (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot) and even dinosaurs (Theodore Rex) be buddy cops. Sometimes reincarnated cops as dogs (Poochinski). And then, we got Gnorm.

Gnorm has left home because Rena, the woman he loves, only is into warriors. The warriors all bring the Lumens, a rock that soaks up our sun and powers his underground world, up to the surface to become the rulers of their world. To win the girl, Gnorm comes up here with the stolen Lumens and ends up watching the mob kill someone.

He also looks like something from The Dark Crystal if someone pissed on it.

This movie also dares to make romantic partners — and cop partners — of Anthony Michael Hall and Claudia Christian. Yes, the Geek from Sixteen Candles and Officer Susan Riley from Maniac Cop 2. He’s Casey Gallagher, a rookie who doesn’t even bring his gun to work and she’s hard as it gets Sam, a seasoned cop who keeps covering for Casey when he gets in trouble with their boss, Stan Walton (Jerry Orbach).

Yes, Jerry Orbach is in this puppet movie.

And yes, the bad guy Zadar (Eli Danker) has a henchman named Reggie played by Robert Z’Dar.

Ten people played Gnorm with Rob Paulsen as his voice. He’s also the voice of Pinky, Yakko Warner, Ninja Turtle Donatello, G.I. Joe members Snow Job and Tripwire, and he’s also in Stewardess School. The voice is so weird and upsetting that he created for Gnorm that I have been following my wife around the house saying, “I need the Lumens” until she yells at me.

Anyways, Gnorm and Casey have to team up to get the Lumens back, solve the murder and discover corruption within the police force. There’s a moment where they are both arrested and the cops say, “Strip him,” and we see some near-Gnorm nudity. You can’t even imagine the terror, as this thing looks like the pickled punks that float in sideshow jars except it talks.

There are times when Gnorm is three feet tall. There are also times when he is much taller. He has constantly fluctuating powers, like how sometimes he is a moron and others he can hypnotize people into sleep. He also continually says sexually strange things like how Sam is a pooka with a nice roundie and giant popos.

Kid movie.

At one point, I thought this movie was in Central Park in New York City but then they go to Ventura Beach and you know, that’s the least of this film’s mindblowing things.

Despite reports that Winston planned to end this with a “poignant” ending, it ends happy. That said, there’s a scene where Gnorm gets shot and then we learn that his skin is harder than bullets. I feel like this was edited just like how Duke was supposed to die at the hands of Serpentor but Optimus Prime’s death scarred so many children that Hasbro called at midnight and gave Conrad Hauser a reprieve.

Vestron went out of business, so while this was made in 1988, it wasn’t released until 1990, then again in 1992 — no one saw it either time — then on video in 1994.

I also forgot that there are buddy cop movies with aliens (The HiddenAlien Nation, I Come In Peace) and zombies (Dead Heat).

This is a film with a hearse chase, everyone not being freaked out at all by a gnome showing up even if he looks like Jar-Jar Bink’s scuzzy cousin who wants to sell you dirtweed, no one being afraid of Robert Z’Dar’s face and my realization that Anthony Michael Hall has done this, said “Evil dies tonight,” was a Not Ready for Prime Time Player and on The Dead Zone.

No one has any chemistry with anyone in this movie. But it does have a gnome punching people straight in the balls and also directly in the asshole, more than once. Then, at the end, after Gnorm shoves his tongue on Sam, he gets all excited when she kisses Casey. He looks at his buddy cop and says, “Hey slug lips. Something wrong with you? Make her toes curl.”

A movie for the children.

You can watch this on Tubi.