Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Drive Angry (2011)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL The summer’s here, so get ready to broil! I have a real soft spot for Nicholas Cage. Sure, he’s been in some shit movies, but he’s our generation’s John Carradine, taking role after role because he’s a working actor. Who else could give us the magic of “No, not the bees?” Directed by Patrick Lussier, who edited all of Wes Craven’s later films and directed the remake of My Bloody Valentine, this film was originally shot to take full advantage of 3D. It’s as close to a grindhouse film as you’re going to get when you’re spending $29 million to make a film. John Milton (Cage) died ten years ago and went to Hell, but he’s broken out and stolen Satan’s gun, The Godkiller, to come back and get revenge against Jonah King (Billy Burke, Lights Out and The Twilight Saga), a cult leader who killed Milton’s daughter and plans on killing his granddaughter to bring Hell to Earth. On his way to the abandoned Stillwater prison to kill the evil cultist, he runs across Piper (Amber Heard, Johnny Depp’s nemesis, Mera in the upcoming Justice League, the remake of The StepfatherMachete Kills), a waitress with bad luck in boyfriends. Directly after telling Milton her boyfriend is a good guy, she catches him in bed with a real estate agent. She kicks the woman’s naked ass literally to the curb and attacks her boyfriend, who assaults her. Milton saves her, and they make their escape by stealing his 1969 Dodge Charger R/T 440. That’s when we meet Satan’s agent, The Accountant (William Fichtner, as close as we’re going to get to a character actor in this day and age). His mission? Get Milton and The Godkiller back to Hell. He carries an obolus, the coin the Greeks would place over a dead man’s eyes as payment to Charon, the ferryman of the dead. He can use the coin as a badge or as a weapon. He kills Piper’s boyfriend and takes two cops with him to hunt down Milton. After a night of drinking, both Milton and Piper are hooking up (not with one another, but with folks they met at the bar) when King and his men attack. Milton doesn’t even stop fucking the blonde he’s with, shooting and killing numerous men before he gets hit with a taser, which ends up giving her an orgasm — I’ve never seen that in a movie before! Just then, The Accountant and the cops attack and Piper has to kill one of them to save Milton. On the run, they use The Godkiller to nearly take out the Accountant before they’re ambushed at King’s church. Milton is shot through the eye (Cage loved this idea, and it may be why he decided to do the movie), and the church kidnaps Piper. Milton recovers because, well, he’s already dead and saves her before their car is shot up. Milton comes clean with Piper, telling her that he died ten years ago to protect his family and best friend, Webster. In Hell, he watched his daughter die and decided to escape to save his granddaughter. It’s hinted here and in other scenes that Satan actually hates those who worship him, as he’s a quiet man who simply acts as the warden for evil souls. Milton’s stolen Godkiller doesn’t just kill people — it wipes their souls out of existence, the fate that he wants to deliver to King. Piper agrees to follow Milton to the bitter end, and they head to Stillwater. The Accountant decides to help them, destroying a roadblock set up by Sheriff Cap (Tom Atkins, Pittsburgh’s greatest and star of Halloween 3: Season of the WitchThe Fog and Night of the Creeps). Of course, good wins out, but not before we get to see The Godkiller decimate King, whose skull is used to drink beer. Yep — finally someone has followed through on their promise to drink from someone’s skull. The Accountant tells Milton that this is the most fun he’s ever had and that if Milton ever escapes again — which he promises that he will — he’ll have to hunt him down. They go back to Hell in a 1957 Chevy Bel Air. Drive Angry isn’t a work of art. That said — it’s a hell of a lot of fun. There’s plenty of gore, lots of good gunplay and fun dialogue. Plus, plenty of Cage being Cage. You can’t ask for more than that. It’s

JUNESPLOITATION: Superhero Movie (2008)

DAY 26: Heroes & Villains!

Rick Riker (Drake Bell from Drake & Josh) is an unpopular, unlucky student living with his Uncle Ben…I mean, Uncle Albert (Leslie Nielsen) and Aunt Lucille (Marion Ross). His only saving grace is his best friend, Trey (Kevin Hart, before he was famous). Naturally, Rick pines for Jill Johnson (Sara Paxton), who is currently dating bully Lance Landers (Ryan Hansen). During a school field trip to an animal research lab run by the terminally ill Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald, always Shooter McGavin), Rick gets drenched in animal-attraction liquid. A radioactive, chemically enhanced dragonfly bites him, and suddenly he begins to gain powers he doesn’t want and can’t control.

Meanwhile, Landers is testing a machine to cure his terminal illness. It works, but it turns him into a life-force-draining psychopath who adopts the mantle of Hourglass. After Rick accidentally lets a bank robber escape—leading to his Uncle Albert getting shot—Rick gets a visit from Professor Xavier, who is Tracy Morgan, and you know, that’s all I needed from this movie. I laughed immediately, and when someone claimed they had his love child, a bald baby doll in a suit, I also laughed because I have decidedly poor taste.

The Dragonfly fights crime, fails to stop Hourglass at a warehouse, saves Jill from muggers and suffers the tragic loss of the flatulent Aunt Lucille. After some angst-filled hero retirement, Rick eventually heads to an awards ceremony to stop Hourglass from killing everyone.

Sure, he destroys the machine, grows wings and saves Jill, but gets rammed by a helicopter.

Just look at this cast: Pamela Anderson as The Invisible Girl, Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier, Robert Joy as Stephen Hawking, Robert Hays as Rick’s dad Blaine and Nicole Sullivan as his mother, Simon Rex as the Human Torch,  Marisa Lauren as Storm, Richard Tillman as Wolverine, Howard Mungo as Nelson Mandela, Aki Aleong as the Dalai Lama, Sean Simms as Barry Bonds, Miles Fisher as Tom Cruise, Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom, Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby, Dan Castellaneta as Carlson, Keith David as Karlin, Charlene Tilton as Mrs. Johnson, Kurt Fuller as Mr. Thompson and Lil’ Kim as Xavier’s daughter, this movie keeps springing somewhat big stars and punchlines that were current as of 2008. But man, that Tom Cruise impression goes hard. Fisher and VFX wizard Chris Ume would go on to create Deepfake videos of Fisher as the actor.

This movie is filled with stupidity, but also some deep cut comic book nerd moments, like Michael Papajohn, who plays the mugger who kills Rick Riker’s parents. He also played Dennis “Spike” Carradine, the robber who gunned down and carjacked Uncle Ben in Spider-Man.

The moment that made me laugh the most is when Rick hears voices telling him to be a hero, and then we hear Leslie Nielsen in an echo chamber saying, “There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you’ll bleed from your vagina.” I am a fool who laughs at the dumbest of the dumb things in the worst and dumbest movies, and I will not change.

Somehow, director Craig Mazin went on to direct episodes of Chornobyl and The Last of Us, two of the most depressing cable series ever. He also wrote The Sheep Detectives.

You can watch this on Tubi.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Who Am I? (1998)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

A group of elite, multi-national commando operatives pulls off a midnight raid in the South African jungle to kidnap three scientists who have been experimenting with a highly volatile, weaponized meteorite ore. The mission goes off without a hitch, but the higher-ups, specifically the crooked, power-hungry CIA operative Morgan (Ron Smerczak), want the prize all to themselves. Morgan sabotages the escape helicopter, causing it to crash into the wilderness.

The lone survivor of the crash is a commando played by Jackie Chan. He wakes up with a massive case of amnesia and absolutely zero memory of who he is, where he came from or how he learned to break bones with lightning speed. He is taken in and nursed back to health by a local African tribe. When they ask him his identity, he repeatedly screams his frustration at the sky:Who am I?!Taking him literally, the tribe adopts him under the nameWhoami.

After rescuing a lost rally car racing team,Whoamigets a ticket back to civilization, where he catches the eye of a seemingly sweet but incredibly suspicious news reporter named Christine Stark (Michelle Ferre). Unfortunately for him, his sudden media exposure alerts the corrupt masterminds behind the original double-cross. With assassins, black-ops agents and the CIA hunting him across Europe, Jackie has to piece together his fractured memory while turning everything from Dutch furniture to footwear into deadly weapons.

The movie features one of the most terrifying, legendary stunts in cinema history. Jackie slides down the steep, sloped glass exterior of the 21-story Willemswerf building in Rotterdam, Netherlands, with absolutely no safety wires. The stunt required Jackie to break his fall by tumbling over a ledge at the bottom. He reportedly took multiple takes to perfect it, severely injuring his back and ankle in the process. And in the final seven-minute brawl on top of the Rotterdam building, Jackie uses his improv style against Ron Smoorenburg’s insane flexibility and Kwan Yung’s rapid-fire close-quarters strikes.

Depending on where you watched it, you saw a different movie. The original Hong Kong cut runs over two full hours and keeps the mystery intact, letting the audience piece together the plot alongside Jackie. The North American edit trims the runtime down to around 108 minutes, heavily cutting the early scenes with the African tribe and re-editing the opening special ops sequence so the audience knows exactly what happened right from the start.

Extras on the Arrow Video release include commentary by critic James Mudge; Breakout! Part 6, a new featurette in which critic James Mudge, actor Glory Simon and second unit cinematographer Ray Wong look back at the film; From Drunk to Slam Dunk: Jackie Chan in the New Millennium, a new featurette in which Mudge, Simon, Wong, stuntwoman Kathy Hubble, stuntmen Wang Yao and Mars, critic David West and others look at Jackie’s career in the years since the films in this set; The Making of Who Am I?, a three-part archive behind-the-scenes featurette; trailers; an image gallery; Who, When & Where, an expanded interview with Wong and Jostling with Jackie, an expanded interview with Simon. You can get this from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Mr. Nice Guy (1997)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

By 1997, New Line Cinema had already given western audiences a taste of the good stuff with Rumble in the Bronx, and they were desperate for more. Enter Mr. Nice Guy, a movie that feels less like a cohesive cinematic narrative and more like a beautifully chaotic, live-action Saturday morning cartoon. It’s got a plot thin enough to see through, but when you have the legendary Sammo Hung behind the camera directing his old China Drama Academy brother, who cares about a plot?

The setup is pure, glorious nonsense. Jackie Chan plays… Jackie, a celebrity TV chef living in Melbourne, Australia, who whips up crepes and smiles for the cameras. Meanwhile, a tough-as-nails investigative reporter named Diana (Gabrielle Fitzpatrick) grabs video footage of a massive cocaine deal going sideways between a traditional suits-and-shades Italian mob and a colorful street gang called The Demons. What is this, Nightmare Beach? Naturally, she gets spotted, guns start blazing, and she bolts into the busy streets.

Diana literally runs into Chef Jackie while he’s carrying a load of groceries. In the chaotic scuffle that follows, which features Jackie turning a market stall into a weaponized obstacle course, Diana’s incriminating VHS tape gets mixed up with a box of Jackie’s cooking show tapes. For the next 80 minutes, everyone in the Australian underworld is hunting down our favorite culinary master, leading to apartment explosions, kidnapping, a massive game of hide-and-seek on a construction site and some of the most ridiculous heavy-machinery destruction ever seen in a movie.

Fresh off breaking his ankle on Rumble in the Bronx, Jackie is back at peak physical agility here. He isn’t playing a super-cop this time. He’s just a regular guy who happens to be able to parkour off buildings and beat up six guys with a step-stool. He’s up against Richard Norton, who plays Giancarlo. The absolute MVP of the film, Norton is a legendary Australian martial artist and a massive staple of B-movie action, having starred in cult classics like Gymkata, Equalizer 2000 and Future Hunters. He frequently crossed over into Hong Kong cinema, playing the ultimate Western villain for Jackie and Sammo (see: Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars and City Hunter). He has an over-the-top, theatrical villainy, punctuating his threats by weirdly slapping his own henchmen with their ties.

This film was originally going to be the fifth installment of Jackie’s legendary Police Story franchise and was set to be shot in Sydney. At the last minute, the script was completely overhauled into a standalone piece, the setting shifted to Melbourne, and it became Jackie’s first movie filmed entirely in English.

If you think the movie is going to end with a standard one-on-one martial arts showdown, think again. The finale features Jackie hijacking a colossal, 120-ton mining dump truck with tires that look 12 feet high. He proceeds to drive this absolute monster directly through Giancarlo’s multi-million dollar mansion, flattening a fleet of pristine luxury sports cars (including a white Lamborghini) into pancakes.

The Arrow Video release features a brand new 4K (2160p) Ultra HD presentation in Dolby Vision and HDR10, sourced directly from the original camera negative. This release preserves multiple versions of the film across different discs, including the original Hong Kong cut, the Japanese cut and the New Line Cinema international theatrical cut. Extras include commentary by critic James Mudge; Breakout! Part 5, a new featurette in which stuntman Mars and critics David West and James Mudge look back at the film; Nice Thoughts, a new appreciation by martial arts cinema expert Frank Djeng; outtakes; a trailer and an image gallery. You can get it from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Police Story 4: First Strike (1996)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

When filmmakers hit the fourth installment of a franchise, you expect things to slow down. Maybe the stunts get softer, the plot gets thinner, and the star starts looking for a stunt double to handle the heavy lifting.

But we aren’t talking about some bored Hollywood action star. We’re talking about Jackie Chan.

Police Story 4: First Strike is a different beast entirely. It ditches the gritty, urban police-procedural vibes of the first two films for something much bigger, more international and, honestly? Even more insane.

If the first Police Story was a hard-hitting HK action masterpiece, First Strike is Jackie’s version of a globe-trotting spy flick. We’re moving from the humid streets of Hong Kong to the snow-covered mountains of Ukraine and the urban maze of Brisbane, Australia. Jackie is playing “Supercop” Chan Ka-Kui, but he’s basically operating as a one-man wrecking crew for the CIA and Russian intelligence. The plot? Something about stolen nuclear warheads and a missing drive. Honestly, who cares? You aren’t here for the espionage beats; you’re here for the physics-defying lunacy that only Chan can deliver.

If you haven’t seen the ladder fight in the Australian theme park, have you even lived? And yes, Jackie fights a shark. In a tank. While underwater. It’s the kind of high-concept, they actually did this practical filmmaking that modern CGI-bloated blockbusters have completely forgotten how to do. Or maybe they’re the sane ones. In this same movie, Jackie straps on a snowboard and jumps onto an actual helicopter.

New Line Cinema cut the U.S. release by over 23 minutes and dubbed the non-English dialogue, even though most of this is in English. There’s also a different opening title sequence and a completely new music score composed by J. Peter Robinson.

Police Story 5 was planned to be directed by Jackie’s “brother,” Sammo Hung. It was supposed to be about Chan Ka Kui and May getting married in Australia. When canceled, it became Mr. Nice Guy.

The Arrow Video release includes the Hong Kong and international cuts. Extras for the Hong Kong version include a commentary by martial arts cinema experts Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto; Breakout! Part 4, a new featurette in which critics David West and James Mudge look back at the film, outtakes and an image gallery. The international cut includes Striking Back, a new interview with martial arts cinema expert Frank Djeng; scenes added for the U.S. network TV version, with dubbing unique to this version and the U.S. trailer. You can get it from MVD.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: W.T.F. (WATCH THESE FILMS)

CHÄIR (2025): Directed by Chris McInroy, just from the title, you know that you’re in the world of IKEA. Carl is an exhausted, everyday guy just looking for a little bit of comfort. He finds it—or thinks he does—in a seemingly innocent high-end chair that appears out of nowhere. However, this isn’t your standard piece of ergonomic office furniture. The moment Carl plants himself, the chair stakes its claim, locking him into a visceral, inescapable embrace. What follows is a battle for survival as the furniture begins to assert dominance in the most violent ways possible. Sometimes, the whole world is against you. Even the chairs.

Beware C*ckblocking Ghosts (2026): Our protagonist is a teen just trying to navigate the social minefield of getting a date for homecoming. She finally lands one, but there’s a massive, ectoplasmic fly in the ointment. Her best friend, who happens to be deceased, has taken up permanent residence in her home. The problem? The ghost is absolutely obsessed with keeping the romance from ever getting off the ground. What begins as supernatural pranks, like flickering lights and slamming doors, quickly escalates into a full-blown, murderously jealous vendetta. Director Alys Murray has really come up with a fun idea here that could be a full-length movie all on its own.

Forever Home (2026): Ashley Wong, you made me cry like a baby. Benson, the three-legged mastiff, spends his days content to watch the world pass by until one day a mysterious dog shows up at his doorstep, followed by many more. Watching those dogs hang out made me so happy, but then they all crossed the rainbow bridge, one by one, leaving behind urns. I have similar ones in my movie room down here. I miss every animal I’ve ever had the privilege to love, and every day, I try to forget how sad it makes me that I don’t have them around. So yes, this is a beautiful, well-made animated film, but also one that I’m getting wet eyes even thinking about.

Wolf Puppy (2026): Directed by Sam Osborn, this short’s protagonist desperately wants to be the biggest dog in the yard. He’s a lonely soul, projecting a tough guy persona to the world while hiding a fragile interior. But the universe has a funny way of stripping the paint off your car, you know? As he starts experiencing hallucinatory visions, he has to learn to navigate the gap between the monster he pretends to be and the man he actually could be.

Red Light Green Light (2025): Directed by Corey Grispo, this asks us to follow a mysterious figure consumed by a singular, obsessive compulsion as he repeatedly slams his fingers down on one red and one green button. The camera doesn’t offer us the comfort of context; it just focuses on the tactile, rhythmic violence of the button pushing being done in rapid, chaotic succession. Soon, we learn why people swear in traffic.

Big Footprints (2025): Jonathan Maxwell Shander’s Big Footprints follows a dedicated squatcher who is dead set on proving the existence of the legendary beast. When the woods start getting a little too big for one man to navigate, he’s forced to recruit the last person on earth he wants to be stuck in the wilderness with: his half-brother. What follows is a comedic, character-driven trek through the undergrowth where the hunt for the elusive cryptid takes a backseat to years of family baggage. Shander uses the mockumentary style to great effect. By leaning into the behind-the-scenes nature of the hunt, he allows for those awkward, improvised-feeling moments that really sell the humor. The film doesn’t try to be The Blair Witch Project. It’s more interested in the comedy of errors that happens when two guys who don’t like each other try to track a legend.

Tasty Bones (2026): We’re deep in the woods at a late-night campfire, the kind of setting that immediately signals you’re in trouble. Our protagonist has clearly had one too many and stumbles away from the safety of the firelight to relieve himself at the edge of the tree line. In a moment of drunken boredom, he starts whistling. It’s a mindless act, a way to fill the silence. Then, from the impenetrable black of the woods, a sound ripples back: a whistle, identical to his own, but with a cadence that is just… off. Director Ronald Short wastes no time turning this simple, unsettling interaction into a nightmare.

Packages (2026): Directed by Nick Barat, this short asks us to imagine a city where the service economy has reached its absolute, logical conclusion. Here, anything and everything you desire can be dropped at your doorstep in an instant. Isn’t that already happening? No matter. Our protagonist, a man just trying to navigate this delivery-obsessed urban sprawl, finds out the hard way that when you order anything, you’re bound to get something you didn’t ask for. Director and writer Nick Barat frames this as  Franz Kafka for the Amazon Prime generation, where the packages aren’t just material goods. They’re manifestations of the protagonist’s own fractured reality. Barat comes from a creative background spanning two decades as a DJ, producer, and the editorial mind behind The FADER magazine. 

Taco Night (2026): If you think you’ve seen every variation on existential dread, John Roche III is here to remind you that the most profound life crises often happen over the most mundane meals. The premise is deceptively simple. A man sits down for a taco night, and the sheer weight of his own existence decides to crash the party. As he stares into the abyss of his dinner, his mind begins to unravel, and he starts to ponder the great beyond. Maybe he should have gotten a burrito instead.

Midnight City (2026): Bill Watterson, the director of Dave Made a Maze, is back and he’s decided to pull us deep into the grimy, smoke-choked streets of Midnight City. If you’ve been craving a detective flick that feels like it got its pages mixed up with the Elder Gods, this is for you. Dutch Lazarus (Yuri Lowenthal, who wrote the script) isn’t your typical sleuth. He’s the guy you call when the case involves something that doesn’t quite fit into the local precinct’s ledger. He a specialist in the kind of cases that usually end with a body and a pile of unanswerable questions. But the status quo takes a nose-dive when Sadie (Tara Platt) walks into his office. She’s as cryptic as she is compelling. She doesn’t just hire him; she plays him, stymieing his usual investigative rhythm at every turn. I want an entire movie of this supernatural noir.

Open Mic (2025): A bomb set is said to be the worst thing that can happen to a stand-up comedian. But Jano Pita’s Open Mic takes that professional death sentence and pushes it into the red, turning a standard stage-fright nightmare into body horror. Our lead is a stand-up comedienne who has bet everything on a make-or-break set at a local open mic. The room is dead, the air is thick with indifference, and the audience is actively hostile. As the heckles start and her jokes don’t land, she hits a psychological breaking point. But instead of just walking off stage, her biology decides to take over. Her body begins a horrific, involuntary transformation, contorting and tearing itself apart in a way that turns her failed set into the most gruesome, visceral performance art the audience has ever seen. Fulci would love one of these punchlines.

My Left Hand is a Part of Me (2026): Directed by Natasha Halevi, this film invites viewers into a tense story where the heroine’s hand seems to develop a mind of its own. What starts as a minor spasm quickly escalates into a gripping struggle for control, creating a sense of suspense that keeps the audience on edge. As the limb asserts its own agency, the psychological spiral deepens, leaving viewers eager to see how it unfolds. Good thing she has a cutting board.

The Candle (2026): You know that old saying, “Have your cake and eat it too”? Director Ren Ariel Sano takes that to its violent, logical conclusion. When a seemingly innocent birthday celebration goes sideways, the titular candle becomes the catalyst for a night of absolute mayhem. Soon, the sweet treat decides to turn the tables and start consuming the guests. Can candles be cursed? This movie claims that it is decidedly so.

Wall Udder (2025): In a near-future suburbia, the ultimate status symbol is having a functional, living udder surgically installed onto your living room wall. It’s the ultimate conversation starter, a display of wealth that separates the elite from the commoners. But as the film progresses, the absurdity of the premise gives way to a darker, more obsessive question that the characters—and by extension, the audience—have to grapple with: is this just decor or an object of desire? The film spirals from a satire of lifestyle trends into a strange, intimate meditation on obsession, culminating in the ultimate, uncomfortable question: would you actually fuck it? Director Alexandra Hayden, thank you for putting this riddle into my head.

Pimple (2025): In Borbulha, directed by Fernando Alle, we follow a young boy with a pimple. It starts simple, but soon it all quickly spirals into a biological nightmare. When the inevitable happens and the pimple bursts, it doesn’t just release a bit of pus. It triggers a chain reaction of body horror that decimates the bullies who abused him. And from then on, the blood flows. Also: A pus monster with a gun. This speech at the end brings it all together: “They mocked you for your pimples, but don’t be sad. The excess of pimples in adolescents is due to high production of testosterone. They think they are better than you, but when you grow up, you will have virility and energy to please women in bed — or men, I don’t judge — while the ones who mock you today will become adults with thinning hair and limp dicks. So remember this: when you grow up, you will be happy.”

The Mrs. Wolf Show (2026): A friendly, overly wholesome housewife hosts her own daily program, complete with a beaming audience and a pristine set. Things go sideways the moment an unsuspecting salesman wanders onto the stage, thinking he’s there for a standard pitch. What follows is a brutal game of cat and mouse where the friendly hostess holds all the cards. As the cameras keep rolling, the show morphs from a harmless daytime broadcast into something far more sinister, forcing the salesman to realize that the most dangerous predators are often the ones wearing a cardigan and a permanent, frozen smile. Director Drew Highlands really does a great job of mixing modern horror and 50s variety and sitcom feel.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: The Mid-Night Driver (2025)

Long Island, 1992. Stuck in a suburban summer. June (Fran Mae), El (Izzy Marinucci) and Claire (Devan Delugo) are just hanging out all night when Jane remembers a story about the Mid-Night Driver, a man who comes for those who call to him in a ritual. The friends participate in a ritual meant to summon the mysterious spectral Driver (Al Reno).

The ritual itself is classic urban legend creepypasta brought to life: the girls crowd around the telephone in the dark, counting out the digits, tying a black rope to the receiver like some sort of occult umbilical cord and whispering the forbidden request: “Hello, I need a ride.” The rules are simple but strict. Most importantly, you don’t talk to the man behind the wheel. The girls think it’s all a laugh, and when the car doesn’t show, they’re relieved.

Claire, however, has that itch that only a bad idea can scratch. With her parents out of the house, she tries it solo. And this time? The car actually pulls up.

This isn’t your average Uber driver. The guy behind the wheel is a total nightmare: long, stringy hair, a nasty scar carving up his face and fingernails that look like they’ve been clawing through grave dirt.  Claire, clearly not having seen enough horror movies to know better despite watching horror films all night, hops right in.

The drive starts in eerie silence with tension is so thick it could be cut with a rusted blade. She tries to break the ice, but the Driver doesn’t even acknowledge she’s there. He doesn’t look at her. He doesn’t say a word. Those intense, unblinking eyes are glued to the road, keeping the car pointed toward whatever hellish destination he has in mind.

Director Alex Cherney does a good job of capturing the feel of the early 90s. It isn’t just about the props; it’s about the silence of the suburbs, the lack of constant digital connection, and the way an urban legend could travel solely through word of mouth and nervous glances. It’s wistful remembering an analog time we’re never going back to.

I also love that you can only do the ritual after 3 A.M. Let me tell you — nothing good happens after 10 P.M. Each of these rides gets weirder, the quests the Driver sends her on get darker, and we watch, wondering what happens next.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Thunderbolt (1995)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

Rumble in the Bronx blew the doors wide open for Jackie Chan in America. So, naturally, the very next thing the multiplexes threw at us was 1995’s Thunderbolt (released in some regions as Dead Heat). New Line Cinema wanted to strike while the iron was hot. Still, instead of another neighborhood street-brawl comedy, we got something completely different: a hyper-kinetic, multilingual, multi-million-dollar collision of Euro-sleaze villains, legal and illegal street racing, yakuza pachinko hall beatdowns and corporate Mitsubishi product placement.

By 1995, the Hong Kong film industry was facing a serious slump, but Jackie Chan was a one-man economic stimulus package. Thunderbolt was a massive, high-budget gamble that cost nearly 30 million Hong Kong dollars, and it shows. Director Gordon Chan decided to completely eschew the traditional period-piece martial arts aesthetic in favor of a slick, modern racing blockbuster.

The movie plays like a proto-Fast & Furious, but dialed up to an eleven on the psychological instability meter. Jackie plays Foh (or Alfred if you watched the American dub), a brilliant junkyard mechanic and part-time racecar driver who helps the Hong Kong police bust illegal drag racers.

The problem? He crosses paths with Cougar Krugman (Thorsten Nickel), an international criminal driver who looks like an elite henchman from a lost Cannon Films production. Cougar isn’t just a bad guy; he’s a psychopath who drives a black Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 like an absolute demon.

What makes Thunderbolt such a fascinating watch for a B-movie maniac is its absolute refusal to settle on a single tone. It jumps from lighthearted romantic comedy to pitch-black exploitation violence at the drop of a hat.

One minute, Jackie is being cutely harassed by a reporter named Amy Yip (Anita Yuen), and the next, Cougar’s gang is staging a literal terrorist raid on a police station to spring him from jail. People are being gunned down left and right, blood is flying, and Interpol agent Steve Cannon (Michael Wong) ends up shooting Cougar’s girlfriend to death mid-escape. To get revenge, Cougar uses a giant crane to systematically smash Jackie’s junkyard into scrap metal, brutally crushes his father and kidnaps his two younger sisters.

His demand? “Come to Japan and race me.”

Because this is a Jackie Chan movie, we can’t just have racing. When Foh lands in Japan, he storms a Yakuza-owned pachinko parlor to rescue his sisters. This sequence is a masterclass in chaotic action choreography, handled by the legendary Sammo Hung and the Jackie Chan Stunt Team. Pachinko balls are flying everywhere, bodies are being thrown through neon glass, and Jackie is wielding chairs like a man possessed. It’s glorious.

Remember how Jackie broke his ankle on the hovercraft in Rumble in the Bronx? Well, his foot still hadn’t healed when they shot Thunderbolt. Because he couldn’t perform his signature high-flying kicks, a massive chunk of the martial arts action in the pachinko hall actually used stunt doubles—specifically Chin Kar-lok and Sammo Hung’s own stunt team—hidden by hyper-fast editing and clever camera angles. The Golden Horse Film Festival still handed it the award for Best Action Choreography.

The final third of the movie takes us to the Sendai Hi-Land Raceway in Japan. After Foh’s initial yellow Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution III gets totaled, the daughter of a Mitsubishi executive (because why not?) just hands him two brand-new white Mitsubishi GTO race cars.

Soon, cars are flipping over, exploding, and spinning out in a high-speed parade of practical effects and miniature work. The finale features a photo finish in which both cars slide backward out of control into a gravel pit, and Jackie wins by literally shifting into reverse and flooring it across the finish line.

Of course, Cougar tries to run away after losing, leading to a violent, fiery crash where Jackie has to pull him from the burning wreckage just so the cops can lock him up.

Thunderbolt is a beautiful mess. It’s got a villain straight out of a Euro-trash actioner, incredible real-car destruction and some of the most bizarre tonal shifts you’ll ever see in a major studio release.

The Arrow Video release of this film has the uncut 110-minute international version and a 97-minute Japanese cut. There’s commentary by martial arts cinema experts Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto; Breakout! Part 3, a new featurette in which stuntman Mars, critics David West and James Mudge and dubbing supervisor Paul Clay look back at the film; an expanded interview with Clay on his collaborations with Jackie Chan; alternate English export credits; outtakes; an international trailer; Japanese trailers; and an image gallery. You can get it from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Rumble In the Bronx (1995)

DAY 25: Jackie Chan!

When Rumble In the Bronx played U.S. theaters, it was like every nerd like me who had to hunt down bootlegs of Jackie movies and try to explain to our friends why his films blew away any Western action hero finally had a victory. Now, instead of having to beg people to watch my fifth-generation VHS tapes of Drunken Master and Police Story, this was playing in multiplex movie theaters.

First off, let’s talk about the setting. The movie is called Rumble in the Bronx. It is ostensibly set in New York City. It was shot entirely in Vancouver.

The production crew literally spent their days slapping fake graffiti on walls to make it look street, only to have to scrape it off at night. But the absolute best part? Look at the background of almost every outdoor wide shot. There are massive, snow-capped Canadian mountains looming over the Bronx. Roger Ebert pointed it out back in 1996, and once you see it, you can’t unsee it. New York has a lot of things, but the Canadian Rockies aren’t one of them. There’s even an NYC police helicopter flying around with a Canadian civil registration number painted right on the side.

Just like the Italian Bronx end of the world movies, we’re not here for a geography lesson; we’re here to see kick ass fights.

Jackie plays Ma Hon Keung, a Hong Kong cop who comes to New York for the wedding of his Uncle Bill (Bill Tung) to Whitney. Uncle Bill is selling his Bronx supermarket to Elaine (Anita Mui), and Keung is just trying to be a good nephew. Instead, he runs right into a cartoonish motorcycle gang led by a guy named Tony. These aren’t Hell’s Angels; these guys look like they stepped right out of, well, Escape from the Bronx. They wear neon, ride dirt bikes and throw glass bottles at Jackie in dark alleys.

Then, because a simple gang war isn’t enough, a low-level thug named Angelo steals a bunch of diamonds from a ruthless syndicate run by a guy named White Tiger. Angelo hides the diamonds in the cushion of Danny’s wheelchair, a sweet kid who happens to be Nancy’s (Françoise Yip) little brother, a lingerie dancer and the gang leader’s girlfriend.

Are you keeping up? Good, because it gets crazier.

Jackie transforms Elaine’s grocery store into a weaponized playground. He uses shopping carts, refrigerators and display racks to dismantle an entire gang. It’s like Buster Keaton hanging out with Bruce Lee if they had a giant, stolen hovercraft. That thing crushes cars, smashes through storefronts and is eventually brought down by Jackie Chan driving a sports car and wielding a giant antique broadsword to rip open the hovercraft’s rubber skirt.

And if that wasn’t enough, the movie ends with Jackie driving the repaired hovercraft onto a golf course to literally run over the main villain, stripping him naked in the process while everyone laughs.

You can’t talk about this movie without talking about the end-credit outtakes. Jackie Chan famously broke his right ankle during filming when he leaped onto the hovercraft. Did they stop production? Nope. They put his foot in a cast, painted a sock to look like a sneaker, slipped it over the cast and kept shooting. I love that all Jackie learned from making Cannonball Run was to put in bloopers, and his bloopers make it seem like he nearly dies in every movie.

Because he does.

The Arrow Video release of Rumble In the Bronx includes both the Red Foreigners District cut and the international version. On the Hong Kong disk, you get commentary by martial arts cinema experts Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto; Breakout! Part 2, a new featurette in which stuntman Mars, stuntwoman Kathy Hubble, martial arts cinema expert Ricky Baker and critics David West and James Mudge look back at the film; an expanded interview with Hubble; alternate footage and outtakes; and an image gallery. The international version has a Jackie Chan press kit, two scenes added for the network TV version with dubbing unique to this version, a trailer and TV commercials. You can get it from MVD.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: Dangerous Visions

Season’s Greetings (1996): Before Michael Dougherty became the modern architect of the holiday horror anthology with Trick ‘r Treat, he gave us the short film that started it all: Season’s Greetings. This isn’t just a student film; it is the genesis of Sam, the pint-sized, pumpkin-headed embodiment of Halloween itself. Set on a dark, wind-swept Halloween night, the narrative centers on a young boy navigating the trauma of a stolen candy haul. While the premise sounds like standard suburban mischief, the execution turns a simple holiday memory into a gothic fairy tale. As the shadows lengthen, the film shifts from the mundane to the macabre, introducing us to a mysterious, costumed figure lurking in the periphery, watching the events unfold with a silent, menacing intent. It captures that specific, anxious feeling of being alone on a street corner while the world feels like it’s shifting into something darker. Designed as a ragged, burlap-clad trick-or-treater, Sam operates as a supernatural arbiter of justice for those who don’t respect the sanctity of Halloween traditions. It all starts here (and here’s hoping there’s that sequel they keep promising).

Headphones (2026): In this short by Steven Arriagada, the hero is a kid with a crush. He’s grinding out the late night hours at a fast-food joint and the only thing keeping him going is his crush on his co-worker. In the midst of this lonely night, he breaks the routine by listening to his uncle’s old Walkman. He expects some forgotten mix-tapes, but instead, he gets instructions. A cryptic, raspy voice cuts through the static, whispering specific commands he needs to follow if he wants to keep his co-worker alive. As the night drags on, the line between helpful guidance and malevolent manipulation blurs, turning a mundane shift into a high-stakes game of survival. Headphones rely heavily on their leads to sell the escalating paranoia. The chemistry between our hero and his would-be lover is the anchor here. The high-concept premise wouldn’t have the emotional stakes required to make the audience actually care if they survive the night.

Knitting Club (2025): Clube de tricot, directed by Diogo Abrantes and João Rito, turns the cozy hobby of crochet into a blood-soaked nightmare that makes your grandma’s living room feel like a death trap. Miguel is just a delivery guy trying to finish his shift. The last stop? A quaint knitting club run by three elderly women who seem like the sweetest old ladies you’d ever want to meet. When they hand him a bag of yarn, he’s ready to head home, but they are way too insistent. They practically bully him into sitting down for tea. It doesn’t take long for Miguel to realize that being serious about their craft is an understatement. These ladies aren’t just making sweaters; they are looking for specific materials, and poor Miguel has just discovered that he’s the missing piece for their latest masterpiece. The actresses who are the grannies are great, as are just about every choice the filmmakers made. A simple story well told.

Redneck (2026): Directed by Alexandria Basso, this was amazing. For a young woman born into an isolated, insular Appalachian clan, survival is predicated on a grim, supernatural belief. They claim that redheads are vessels for stolen souls, and they aren’t afraid to harvest them to maintain their own existence. Our heroine finds herself at a crossroads, torn between the monstrous birthright of her kin and her humanity. As the clan’s demands escalate and blood starts to flow, she has to decide whether she’ll be the next predator in the lineage or the one who breaks the cycle. The actors playing the clan members avoid the typical inbred hillbilly basics. Instead, they have a cult-like devotion that is far more chilling. If South Park taught us that redheads are evil (and I married two, so I know), this sets it in stone.

Nearsighted (2026): Ryan Eatherton has dropped a nasty little piece of work, and it’s the kind of premise that makes you want to keep your lights on and your prescription lenses glued to your face. If you’ve ever fumbled on your nightstand in the middle of the night, blind as a bat and praying you don’t stub a toe or worse, you already know the primal fear at the heart of this one. Nearsighted strips away the senses, turning a home-invasion thriller into a claustrophobic nightmare of soft-focus shapes and jagged shadows. It’s simple, it’s brutal, and it plays on that specific, vulnerable feeling of being defenseless in your own sanctuary when your primary way of interacting with the world—your sight—is no longer there.

Little Deaths (2025): Directed by Derek Bensonhaver, this is an experimental anthology of horror comprising 15-second short horror films all about death. What haunts you? Getting killed by tentacles emerging from a pregnant woman’s lady parts? Falling from a plane? A scary monster? You won’t have time to recover as this beats you over the head — in a good way — with death, sweet death, one last caress. Great, now I’m going to be even more worried, especially about people dying behind the wheel.

Scissors (2026): If there is one rule in slasher cinema that a killer should follow, it’s this: never underestimate your target. Directed by Hannah Alline, Scissors takes the weekend getaway plot and slices it to ribbons, turning the tables on a killer who thinks he’s got the home-field advantage. It’s mean, it’s fast and it’s exactly the kind of palate cleanser we need in a world of over-polished horror. A group of queer friends heads out for a weekend getaway, looking for nothing more than drinks and some downtime. Enter our slasher: a guy with a major grudge and a sharpened blade who thinks he’s about to turn their vacation into a personal highlight reel. But this guy makes a fatal miscalculation. Instead of cowering, this group decides that they aren’t going to be passive victims. What starts as a standard stalking scenario quickly escalates into a brutal, claustrophobic game of survival where the hunter finds himself completely outmaneuvered. The tagline says it best: “We can go all night.” And they do. Great title, too. Better cast and wonderful use of “Sweet Dreams.”

Siren (2025): Directed by Andrew Todd, this follows a detective hunting a serial killer in the future of 2225. The trail leads him to a signal emitting from a ghost ship that has been floating in the void for a century. When he boards the vessel, he isn’t looking for a fugitive. He’s walking into a tomb. What he finds inside isn’t just the remnants of the past, but a haunting, visceral reflection of humanity’s capacity for cruelty. It turns out the ship wasn’t abandoned because of a mechanical failure. It was a cage, and the thing that built it is still very much hungry. This story is told entirely in POV mode, which adds to the sense of worry.

Long Distance (2026): A seven-minute head-scratcher directed by the duo of Max Kane and Mike Overton, this does more with its short time than so many longer films achieve. You think you have relationship problems? I feel bad for you son, but this dude in this movie is in a relationship that isn’t being strained by geography or a bad signal. It’s being torn apart by time itself. As we used to post on Facebook relationship statuses, it’s complicated. 

Sleep Tight (2025): Sleep paralysis has been a staple of horror for decades and has been haunting me since watching the documentary The Nightmare. Director Grace Presse brings something fresh to the subgenre by narrowing the scope. This isn’t about ghosts or demons in the broad sense. Instead, it’s about the intimacy of a home invasion where the intruder is right there next to you when you’re defenseless. This is a nightmare of helplessness.

Evelyn’s Here (2026): Directors Sean Temple and Sarah Wisner have cooked up a dream-logic nightmare that captures that specific, suffocating feeling of being trapped in a memory you can’t escape. This a story about the fragility of family bonds and the terrifying thinness of the veil between reality and the subconscious. Alice goes on a mission to check on her sister, but instead of a routine welfare visit, she finds herself spiraling into a haunting, labyrinthine dreamscape. It’s a classic setup—the rescue mission gone wrong—but Temple and Wisner twist it into a surreal journey where the rules of space and time don’t apply. You aren’t just watching Alice; you’re trapped in her headspace, feeling every bit of the dread as she realizes she’s well past the point of no return. This is such a great watch.

NANOcell (2026): Director Gavin Hignight (Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance, John Carpenter’s videos for “Utopian Facade” and “Night”) tells the story of Maggie Miller, who is desperate to treat her sickle cell anemia. She signs up for a clandestine clinical trial for something called NANOcell. What starts as a medical hope quickly turns into a living, mechanical hell. Maggie’s girlfriend, Claire, realizes something is deeply wrong when she catches Maggie sleepwalking and behaving in ways that are… well, not human. Before they can even process the horror, the government agency suits show up, and they aren’t there to offer medical assistance. They’re there to scrub the evidence, meaning Maggie has to turn her own deteriorating body into a weapon to survive both the tech inside her and the goons at her door. The cast features Ray Wise, an icon if there ever was one!

The Bound Prince (2026): Directors Christian Gridelli and Hunter Norris have delivered a short that perfectly captures that specific dread of being a traveling performer, trapped in a temporary space where the walls feel like they’re closing in. Our lead is a road-weary comedian—the kind who has spent too many nights on the circuit and is starting to see the cracks in reality. The inciting incident is pure, simple brilliance: she’s just trying to get some sleep in her hotel room, but her eyes keep drifting to the Gideon Bible tucked away in the nightstand. She starts connecting dots that shouldn’t be connected, spiraling into a deep, dark hole of paranoia as she becomes convinced that the holy book is actually a manual for a demonic cult’s grand design. Is she losing her mind from the exhaustion of the road, or is the architecture of her room actually rigged against her soul? This movie looks absolutely insane and I loved every quick cut moment.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.