
Dual Wielder (2026): Directed by Julia Boyd, this reveals why the initials E.E. sit atop every Time Crisis leaderboard in Los Angeles. Those high scores are from Eddie Esguerra, who has mastered the art of holding two light guns simultaneously, dodging virtual bullets, and clearing levels with surgical precision. It’s not just a movie about gaming; it’s a character study of a guy who has found total flow state in the middle of a dying medium. I love how he acts in front of a crowd, almost like a John Woo character, and his goal of hitting three arcades and beating the whole game alone, playing for two. So awesome.

Brian Won’t Wear Condoms (2025): Directed by Genna Edwards, this is about the strained dynamic between two friends: Abby (Jordan Chin), a wellness influencer living in the curated, pseudo-spiritual bubble of online health culture, and Kayla (April Consalo from Cannibal Mukbang!), her decidedly more grounded and skeptical best friend. When the influencer decides to undergo an alternative contraceptive procedure—a concept that sounds suspiciously like something whispered in a dark corner of a wellness retreat—the results are anything but harmonious. As the title suggests, the catalyst for this madness is the titular Brian, a man whose refusal to use basic protection triggers a surreal, visceral downward spiral that tests the limits of their friendship and their physical well-being. This was incredible and hey — it has a HELLBENDER song!

Long’s Long Lost & Mini Mart (2025): Directed by Julian Doan, this is set within the claustrophobic, flickering confines of a Little Saigon mini-mart. Our protagonist is a young man struggling under the crushing weight of a recent loss who turns to a medium who runs the register. She shows him a menu of the ways that she can reanimate his dead father for one final conversation. But when she brings his father back, it’s not all happy. Actually, it’s barely happy as it drags up decades of repressed history, unspoken grievances, and the kind of generational trauma that doesn’t just vanish when you say goodbye. As a convenience store lover, I would totally buy a beef stick and ice tea here.

BlueBeard GasLight (2025): The story follows a woman (played by director Kyla Miller) deep in the trenches of mounting an ambitious, artisanal puppet production of the legend of Bluebeard. While we see that, we get a deep dive into the feminist story of what Bluebeard is all about, as well as the many men who — of course — had no idea what it was trying to say. Really interesting!

Dry January (2025): Directed by C.J. Arellano, this is all about Maya (Akanksha Cruczynski). Looking to escape the haze of her partying lifestyle, she commits to a full month of sobriety. But what do you do with all that free time in a dry January? She finds her calling in sculpting. Her masterpiece? A jagged, menacing crab sculpture that seems to radiate a strange, malevolent energy and gives off fortune cookie like messages about the both of them. Maya feels fulfilled and gets great messages. Toby (Zak Ma), her drinking buddy and brother, not so much. In fact, the crab seems to hate him. He just wants to get back to getting wasted. She just wants to hang out with the crab. Man, this whole movie blew me away and I had no expectations, but I was rocked by it. We all need that crab man. And a drink. Maybe not all that paper eating.

Strip Mall (2025): Directed by Andrew Appelle, this finds Nate (Nate Wilson) — an average, aimless shoplifter looking for a quick score — getting busted. He expects a lecture or maybe a call to the local police. Instead, he encounters a store supervisor (Howard Linscott) who has been waiting for a special case. The punishment the supervisor doles out isn’t jail time. It’s a psychological and physical gauntlet designed to break Nate down to his core. I remember when Hills Department Store used to have a sign up front about how they’d prosecute anyone that stole and even at a young age, I was fearful that someday I would be in such a situation. Also: Those baby changing tables can really hold some weight. I loved this — such a strange piece of film.

The Last Cheap House (2026): Directed by Meg Favreau. In 2021, home-renovation influencers Josh (Jakeem Dante Powell) and Anna (Sami Griffith) Connelly vanished. Their bodies were eventually discovered three years later, tucked away and rotting in the crawlspace beneath their dream home. The film is presented as the final, recovered footage from their cameras. It’s a descent from bubbly content creators to a state of paranoid, trapped exhaustion. As someone who woke up yesterday to ten new doors randomly showing up to be added to this house, I felt like this may have been the most horrific film I’ve watched all year.

I Hate Babies (2026): Directed by Sidney Leeder and Alona Metzer, this has a protagonist who is dealing with a chronic, undiagnosable pain linked to her IUD. Once she finally removes the device, the world around her stops making sense. It turns out the pain was a filter—or perhaps a warning—because once it’s gone, she begins to perceive the terrifying reality of her social circle. Every woman in her life who has embraced motherhood is undergoing a grotesque transformation into a Mombie. Yes, a hive-minded, baby-obsessed group of creatures that view her lack of interest in reproduction as an existential threat. Terrifying.

It’s Hard Not to be Romantic About Time Travel (2025): Directed by Michael Charron, this has two friends — Swann (Taylor Fredricks) and Randall (Ronald Short) — stuck in a cycle of personal stagnation, who decide that the best way to move forward is to literally move backward in the hopes that they can erase the framed-up crime that ruined their lives. Armed with nothing but a significant amount of weed and a theory that love is the key to bending the space-time continuum, they manage to land five years in the past. But this isn’t about grand temporal paradoxes or changing the fate of the world; it’s about the terrifying realization that even if you have the power to go back, you’re still the same broken person you were when you left. PS: I call a time machine when I take edibles on a road trip and sleep until I get there. Also another PS: I love that Somewhere In Time was the inspiration for romantic time travel.

Lady Puritan (2026): Directed by Justin Streichman and Gustine Fudickar, Lady Puritan is a heavy, atmosphere-drenched short that follows a woman who finds herself trapped in a waking nightmare. There, the barrier between her current life and the grim, oppressive world of her Puritan ancestor is thinning. As she becomes increasingly unmoored from reality, she discovers that her family tree is rooted in something far darker than standard history. Gorgeous scenery and wild visuals in this.

Legend Has It (2026): Directed by Thomas Lorber, this has Adam (Jon Cor), a male stripper who is known as The Legend, arrive for a private booking. He’s dressed to get undressed, he’s prepped and he’s ready to work. But when he walks through the wrong door, he finds himself in the middle of a scenario that is definitely not a bachelorette party. There’s already been one mobster killed and it seems like a second is nearly dead. The brilliance here is that the film refuses to let the joke burn out. Adam doesn’t immediately realize he’s in over his head and the film milks that disconnect for every drop of tension it’s worth. Cor is great in this able to do plenty of action and yet handle the humor. Also: Dildo fight.

Violet Vendetta (2025): Directed by Ted Hayden, this is about Luke (Brandon H. Lee) and Hunter (Hector Melgoza), who are two wannabe auteurs who are just trying to get their masterpiece in the can. The problem? Their backer is a shadowy, dangerous executive producer whose idea of notes involves sending a squad of hitmen to their set. What follows is a frantic, blood-soaked descent into DIY action. Instead of calling cut, the boys have to trade their camera rigs for improvised weaponry. You know you know they’re bad guys? They roll up in a Cybertruck. Also, other than Ninja 3, this is the only movie I’ve seen that combines martial arts and golf carts.

Scullion (2026):Samantha (Whitney Garner) and Greg (Cody Parr) discuss how he grew up with a very fixed idea of how to wash the dishes. She tells him to change it up and go against what his mother taught him, which angers a sort of poltergeist (Jim Close) of poor housekeeping. Look, I have OCD too, and this is the kind of thing that happens when you don’t follow the rules.

My Severed Arm (2026): Directed by Casey De Fremery. After a masked killer leaves her trapped and alone, a woman turns to the internet to discover how she can survive the night. Ads during videos have never been more annoying. As someone streaming all day, this killed me. I am dealing with Roku’s incessant ads for Blossom and Cougar Town to the point that I am yelling at them during the day. Anyway, back to the movie. I love how close this looks to a mid-2000s slasher, along with all the humor. Even the killers need to search for help when it comes to cutting off their arms! And love that the slasher killer is like a mix of Madman Marz, Victor Crowley and Humongous with a gas mask!

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.
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