Chattanooga Film Festival: The Bigfoot Trap (2023)

The Bigfoot trap is located in the Rogue River–Siskiyou National Forest in the southern part of Jackson County, Oregon. It was built by the North American Wildlife Research Team (NAWRT) and in six years, all it caught was bears. Today, the trap has been fixed and is maintained by the United States Forest Service as a tourist attraction. It’s a wooden box — ten feet by ten feet — made of planks that are bound together with metal and secured by telephone poles.

Josh MacMahon (Tyler Weisenauer) makes a video for the new site he’s working on where he makes light of flat earth conspiracy theorists. He goes viral and now he has to go after every other weird theory. His next target is Red Wilson (Zach Lazar Hoffman) and the Southern Sasquatch Research Foundation. It has one other member, Kyle (Andy Kanies).

Things don’t go as well.

Red knows Josh’s plan of making him look like a moron all while the would-be serious journalist is morally conflicted about doing exactly that. And then Josh accidentally shoots Kyle and ends up in, well, the Bigfoot trap.

Director and writer Aaron Mirtes (American HuntThe Alpha Test) plays with your feelings — if you have negative Squatcher feelings, but not me, I’m a believer, I saw that one in a cooler outside a K-Mart when I was little — and makes you consider whose side you’re on before all that drama turns into the actual scares. It’s not perfect, but there are some great moments of character in this.

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Chattanooga Film Festival: Hell Hath No Fury (2023)

Silas Brewster (Jacob Ryan Snovel) and his wife Priscilla (Leah N.H. Philpott) have gone beyond wanting to kill one another and saying they want to murder each other to actually doing something about it on the very same night.

This dark comedy feels more like a broad farce you’d see on stage than a movie, but I think some may enjoy how over the top that it is. Director Zachary Burns and writer Jacob Leighton Burns have put together a movie filled with the kind of coincidences and cliches that go hand in hand with a slapstick story like this, including the fact that Silas is having an affair with Lily (Michaelene Stephenson) and Priscilla is sleeping with Thomas (Clinton Kubat) and both of their new partners have teamed up to help kill their respective despised partners. Plus, the next door couple, Andy (Yousef Kazemi) and Theo (Laron M. Chapman), keep coming to visit at the worst and most dangerous moments.

If you’re looking for a fun and somewhat frothy piece of murderous marital madcappery, well, this will do quite well.

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Chattanooga Film Festival: We Might Hurt Each Other (2022)

Known in its native Lithuania as Rūpintojėlis (Caregiver), this is at once a teen drama, a folk horror and a slasher and when it leans into the latter, it goes all the way. Once known as Pensive, the new title is a much better explanation of what happens in this shocker.

After their graduation party location gets canceled, a group of teens are saved by Marius (Šarūnas Rapolas Meliešius), who has been one of the more misunderstood and unpopular students. His mother has an empty property that she’s been trying to sell forever and he knows where she keeps the keys. It seems like the perfect strategy to get his crush, Brigita (Gabija Bargailaitė), all alone.

Sounds like a teen sex comedy, maybe? Well, when the students arrive, there are statues all over the property, wooden figures that one of them claims are representations of grief and loss, as the last person to live here lost his family in a fire, which led to his suicide. When they go inside, the walls are covered with black soot. Yes, people died here.

Let’s party?

Once the drink starts to flow, someone gets the idea to destroy the statues. But those pieces of wooden remembrance have a caretaker willing to give out the same treatment to flesh that has been visited upon wood.

The difference with nearly every other slasher that you’ve ever seen is that these aren’t disposable teens. Some of them are quite nice. But just because they’re at the house and were around when the statues were defaced, they must all pay.

If this were the 80s, Hollywood would hire director Jonas Trukanas (who co-wrote the script with Titas Laucius) and have him direct the next sequel in a horror franchise. As it is, the wood-masked charred caretaker named Algis (Marius Repsys) just might be a better Cropsy than the one that shows up in The Burning. It also takes most of the things that you expect from a traditional slasher, references them and then throws them into a blender where they come up bloody and unrecognizable yet perfect in their new execution.

This is a movie to get excited about.

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Chattanooga Film Festival: Tearsucker (2023)

Lilly (Alison Walter) has finally escaped a horrible relationship and has found the courage to tell the world on social media. That’s something that Tom (Sam Brittan) is just licking up. I mean, he literally is, because he’s the Tearsucker of the title, a maniac who lives for the taste of women’s tears.

Tom is the kind of guy that goes to support groups to do homework to better figure out how to break women down. So when Lilly falls for him, you want to warn her. And when she quickly decides to go away for the weekend with him, you want to scream at her.

Director Stephen Vanderpool fixates on tight shots of faces often in this and it works. He’s working from a script by  Brittan that gives more to its antagonist than its protagonist, although her one speech online is heart rendering. The romance moves a bit fast from Lilly being shattered to her falling for a stranger, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Even if it’s to lick the salty tears off someone’s face.

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Chattanooga Film Festival: The Weird Kidz (2023)

Director and writer Zach Passero spent eight years bringing this movie to life. It’s the story of Dug, Mel and Fatt, who all go on a camping trip to Jerusalem National Park with Dug’s brother Wyatt and his girlfriend Mary. Then they meet the Night Child, a bug creature that they’d already been warned about. But no, of course they didn’t listen. Now, they’re set to either be devoured by the Night Child or murdered by the townsfolk who seem straight out of The Devil’s Rain!

Between this and Attack of the Demons, I’ve been surprised twice now by animated horror films that end up outdoing their live action counterparts. This feels like the kind of movie that you’d rent along with The GateHouse IITerrorVision and Critters.

Passero edited Old Man, one of my favorite movies of the last few years, as well as Jug Face and All Cheerleaders Die. Somehow he did all that and also raised two kids with his wife and creative partner, Hannah Passero. There are some recognizable voices, too. The convenience store girl is Angela Bettis, who played May, the sheriff is Sean Bridgers, who was in The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot and Walter is Ellar Coltrane, who was Mason in Richard Linkater’s Boyhood.

If you love 80s VHS-era horror or the kind of animation that Liquid Television had before computer animation, this is for you.

You can learn more at the official website and Facebook page for the movie.

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Chattanooga Film Festival: Invoking Yell (2023)

South of Chile, if not heaven, a trio of twenty-something women have formed a black metal band, Invoking Yell, and taken to the woods to record their first album. They decide that to capture their sound, they need to find psicofonias, quite literally the voices of dead children killed in a schoolbus accident, inside the forest. While they film their recording, things go wrong. Or right.

Directed by Patricio Valladares, who co-wrote this with Barry Keating, this brings back one of the ideas in their movie Embryo and has a music video in the woods that slowly unravels. It starts with a quote from Maximiliano Sánchez Mondaca, which claims that while the rise of black metal around the world led to more bands trying to record their own music, it also brought about more Satanic rites, vandalism and murder.

Andrea (María Jesús Marcone), Tania (Macarena Carrere) and Ruth (Andrea Ozuljevich) are now in the same conundrum that artists like Snorre Westvold Ruch, Varg Vikernes, Euronymous, Samoth, Jorn Inge Tunsberg, Faust, Dead and Andreas “C. H. Surt” Kirchner, Sebastian “Dark Mark Doom” Schauseil and Ronald “Wolf” Möbus of Absurd — named for, yes, the George Eastman movie  — found themselves in. How long can you pretend to be amoral and evil before you have to prove it for real?

A movie that claims to be found footage from Ruth’s video camera as the women recorded in 1997, this finds Tania and Ruth enjoying their time in the woods — drugs and drinks are had by all — while Angela seems devoted to reaching true kvlt status and following up on her goal of having music bringing suffering.

There’s plenty of enjoy here, as you learn how the women want to break out of just being used for their bodies and need to establish their own music. To stand out in a scene where church burning, suicide and seld-mutilation is the norm, however, they’re going to have to go too far to make that happen.

Chile is also known for its extreme music with nearly three thousand bands listed on Encyclopaedia Metallum as proof. There’s Skullshredder, Desecrator and Negro from Slaughtbbath, as well as Ecologist, Invocation Spells, Sol Sistere, Death Yell and many more. Just check out this Spotify list.

The moments of the girls talking about who is true and who isn’t may seem silly, but Euronymous used to be quoted saying stuff like, “I would rather sit at home and cut myself than go to parties.” and that he would only sign evil bands to his label, Deathlike Silence.

Beyond the music, I think that any fan of found footage will enjoy this, even if you don’t have an opinion on Immortal being better with or without Abbath.

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KINO LORBER BLU RAY BOX SET: Mr. Wong In Chinatown (1939)

Every time someone comes to Mr. Wong for help, it seems like they die. Like in this film — the third movie in the series of William Nigh-directed, Boris Karloff-starring movies — when Princess Lin Hwa (Lotus Long, who played the murderous maid in The Mystery of Mr. Wong) comes for his assistance and she’s killed with a poison dart.

It turns out that she was the daughter of a Chinese general who was in America to buy airplanes to send to China. Yet the money she had intended to use has been stolen and someone has put a hit out on the life of Mr. Wong.

Luckily, he has the help of reporter Roberta Logan (Marjorie Reynolds), the girlfriend of Mr. Wong’s trusted police contact Captain Bill Street (Grant Withers).

For as much as this series gets compared to Charlie Chan, this story was remade as The Chinese Ring, one of the Charlie Chan films. And the dwarf in this movie, Angelo Rossitto, was in The Wizard of Oz the same year this was filmed. He had over a hundred roles, including FreaksMesa of Lost WomenFairy TalesGalaxina and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, where he was The Master.

The Kino Lorber blu ray release of the Mr. Wong Collection has new HD masters of each of the five films — with a 2K scan of the fine grains — and this comes with audio commentary for Mr. Wong, Detective by Tom Weaver and Larry Blamire. You can get it from Kino Lorber.

KINO LORBER BLU RAY BOX SET: The Mystery of Mr. Wong (1939)

William Nigh returns to direct and Boris Karloff stars in the second Mr. Wong movie. Wealthy gem collector Brandon Edwards (Morgan Wallace) has taken possession of the largest star sapphire in the world, the Eye of the Daughter of the Moon. Yet his life is in danger, a fact he tells Mr. Wong. On cue, he’s killed during a game of Charades and the gem is taken by his maid Dina (Lotus Long) who wants to take the Eye back home to China. Yet she’s killed too and the gem disappears again.

This movie is 68 minutes long, which is a perfect length, as it never gets slow and keeps you guessing as every time someone takes the Eye, they die. Plus, there are plenty of red herrings and potential murderers, such as Edwards’ wife Valerie (Dorothy Tree), her lover Peter Harrison (Craig Reynolds) or her singing protégé Michael Strogonoff (Ivan Lebedeff).

These films are a lot of fun and I’ve really been enjoying the Kino Lorber set, as it’s a chance to see all five of the Nigh/Karloff Mr. Wong films in one very easy way.

The Kino Lorber blu ray release of the Mr. Wong Collection has new HD masters of each of the five films — with a 2K scan of the fine grains — and this comes with audio commentary for Mr. Wong, Detective by Tom Weaver and Larry Blamire. You can get it from Kino Lorber.

KINO LORBER BLU RAY BOX SET: Mr. Wong, Detective (1938)

Based on the James Lee Wong series in Collier’s Magazine written by Hugh Wiley, Mr. Wong, Detective is the first in a five-movie series starring Boris Karloff — yes, from that Asian town of Dulwich, Surrey, England — as Mr. Wong. Then again, Karloff had already played Dr. Fu Manchu in The Mask of Fu Manchu and General Wu Yen Fang in West of Shanghai.

Simon Dayton (John Hamilton) wants protection from Mr. Wong but by the time he takes the case, it’s too late. It turns out that Dayton manufactured poison that foreign powers want. That very same poison is what killed him. Could it be them? Or perhaps his business partners, who stand to get rich? Or the inventor of that poison gas that Dayton cheated?

Made by the Poverty Row Monogram Studios, the budget on these films — which are somewhat derivative of Fox’s Charlie Chan series — was so low that several actors have no dialogue. That’s because they would have had to be paid $10 for their role, per SAG rules.

Director William Nigh (The Ape) directed all five of these films, while the sixth film in the series, Phantom of Chinatown, was directed by Phil Rosen and stars Keye Luke instead of Karloff. That’s interesting, as Luke was best known as Charlie Chan’s Number One Son. He’s a younger character, Jimmy Wong, and was going to be in four movies, but distributors weren’t interested in the series without Karloff.

The Kino Lorber blu ray release of the Mr. Wong Collection has new HD masters of each of the five films — with a 2K scan of the fine grains — and this comes with audio commentary for Mr. Wong, Detective by Tom Weaver and Larry Blamire. You can get it from Kino Lorber.

Junesploitation: Munchies (1987)

June 28: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is 80s comedy! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Any movie that has Harvey Korman as a space archaeologist is pretty much one I’m going to watch. I don’t know why it took me so long. I used to stare at this box in the video store and was just amazed that it had a little monster drinking a beer, smoking a cigar and looking up someone’s dress.

That lil’ guy’s name is Arnold and he came from a cave in Peru. Simon’s son Paul (Charles Stratton) and his girlfriend Cindy (Nadine Van Der Velde, who was also in Critters) lose him to Simon’s evil twin, snack food magnate Cecil. The problems kick in when Cecil decides to draw and quarter Arnold after he tries to attack the snack king’s son. Instead of dying, he splits into four more creatures.

How do you stop a Munchie? You electrocute it and that turns it into stone. I would not have guessed that, nor would I figure out that Machu Pichu was the toxic waste dump of the gods.

Director Tina Hirsch was assistant editor on Woodstock and Hi, Mom! before heading out West and working for Roger Corman, editing Death Race 2000Big Bad Mama and Eat My Dust. She also edited a lot of Joe Dante’s films, like Gremlins and Explorers. She’d always wanted to direct, Corman always wanted to make a Gremlins rip-off and hey, they made this in 12 days of human shooting and 3 days of puppet pick-ups.

Seeing as how the Munchies drive an AMC Gremlim with an OHGIZMO license plate, I think that Hirsch, Corman and Dante were all on the same page.

I am also legally obligated to mention that Paul Bartel is in this.