Baphomet (2021)

The Richardson family have a home that a Satanic cult wants. When real estate offers don’t work, leader Henrik Brnadr (Giovanni Lombardo Radice, House on the Edge of the ParkStagefrightCannibal Ferox and the reason I watched this movie) decrees that his followers make the lives of our protagonists difficult. So difficult, in fact, that they have to turn to magic. And to researcher Lon Carlson, who is played by Cradle of Filth’s Dani Filth via Facetime.

You know how some movies are full of talking and nothing happens? This is not one of those movies, instead packing 72 minutes with dead birds, snakes, cursed wells, demons, naked women being sacrificed and no small amount of gore.

And you know what? It’s ridiculous in the best of ways, a movie that promises a demon on the cover, delivers a demon and also gifts you with the heads of occultists getting blown up real good. Sometimes, that’s all you need.

You can watch this on Tubi.

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