Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016)

Don Michael Paul has made a ton of sequels like Jarhead 2: Field of FireSniper: LegacyTremors 5: BloodlinesSniper: Ghost ShooterTremors: A Cold Day in HellDeath Race: Beyond AnarchyThe Scorpion King: Book of SoulsJarhead: Law of ReturnBulletproof 2 and Tremors: Shrieker Island.

So if Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t want to be Detective John Kimble anymore, I guess you get Dolph Lundgren to be an FBI agent, team him with Bill Bellamy and just make the entire movie over again.

At one point in his life, writer David H. Steinberg served as editor-in-chief of the Duke University law review. This prepped him for writing American Pie Presents: The Book of Love I guess. We can all agree that making sequels is more fun than being a lawyer.

But seriously: This is the same movie, minus the tumor line, in a fancier school, with Dolph in it. I really can’t believe that this was made and that anyone outside of me would watch it. Perhaps by reading this, I’ve sated your curiosity. I know that you lay awake at night with all of the unanswered questions that Kindergarten Cop left you with.

You can watch this on Tubi.

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