The Butcher (2019)
Thaddeus Hyatt is a chef who has mad cow disease, which leads to him kidnapping foreigners, killing them, injecting his own blood into them, then feeding their flesh to unsuspecting people in his restaurants. What an elaborate and totally specific plan. It’s almost like a fetish more than a serial killer modus operandi, but hey […]
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
The second cinematic film in the Warren cinematic universe, this movie starts where other movies like The Amityville Horror take hours to show. Yes, the Warrens really did go to 112 Ocean Avenue. The jury is, however, out as to whether Lorraine had a vision of the murders, followed the ghost of one of the Lutz […]
The Amityville Legacy (2016)
Did this poster just put one of those horrifying wind-up monkeys in the windows of the house at 112 Ocean Avenue? Well, that’s just not fair. If this movie came out when I was seven, I would have defecated in my pants to such a level that you would be about to smell it, even […]
Amityville: The Awakening (2017)
Ready for a headache? Amityville: The Awakening is both a direct sequel to The Amityville Horror and a metafilm that takes places in our world, so it recognizes the 1979 film, its 2005 remake and the sequels from 1982 to 1996 as fiction. Much like Radio, you don’t have to choose between the strawberry or apple […]
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