Double Blast (1993)
I won’t lie, seeing that Vidmark Entertainment logo made a tear slowly creep down my face. We’re a worse off people for the loss of direct to video companies like this and the warm hazy feel of a rented VHS tape. This is the movie that you never wanted to rent — the kid-friendly movie […]
Prey of the Jaguar (1996)
Sometimes, I think that I’ve only dreamt some of the movies that I watch in the middle of the night. Like Prey of the Jaguar, which stars Maxwell Caulfield — yes, Rex Manning from Empire Records — as a former Special Ops agent whose family gets killed ala The Punisher and who gets trained by a hard ass […]
Night Patrol (1984)
If you learn anything today, know that Linda Blair and Murray Langston, AKA The Unknown Comic, made two movies together: the romantic comedy Up Your Alley and this film, which takes Police Academy to an even filthier and more ridiculous level. Seriously: there’s no way this movie could have been made in 2019. Jackie Kong directed four […]
Roller Boogie (1979)
I’m here to tell you that in my small hometown that the Ellport Roller Rink was the biggest deal when I was seven years old in 1979. Most Friday nights and plenty of birthday parties were spent there, rolling around the track that seemed huge as a child but was probably impossibly small were I […]
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