Directed and co-written (with Geoff Meed) by Anthony C. Ferrante (Blind Waters and, of course, Sharknado), this has Gia Shah (Angela Cole) diving in the Florida Keys for the first time since the death of her husband. She finds cocaine that belongs to drug kingpin Mr. Reverend (Steve Hanks). It was lost after the last set of his goons were eaten by sharks.

The mob lord sends Jareth Danzo (Johnny Ramey), Lee (Michelle Ng Mini), and Charlotte Harlow (Ashton Leigh) to recover his stash and eliminate the sharks (and anyone else). Somehow, someway, that means that Gia has to go to the ocean floor and get the coke while avoiding tons of sharks.

Should you watch it? Well, it’s a movie by The Asylum about sharks. It’s on Tubi. It’s free. Somewhere in the middle of all those things and the demands I have put on myself to watch every Tubi Original and most shark movies, I made the choice to check it out. It’s not anything you haven’t seen, but if you’re looking for a movie where bikini-clad girls fight one another and are threatened by a series of sharks, why are you on my site?

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Why does Popeye need revenge?

Along with Popeye the Slayer Man and Shiver Me Timbers, this is what happens when a property goes into the public domain.

ITN also made the Twisted Childhood Universe — Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, its sequel, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare and Bambi: The Reckoning — which reimagine your favorite storybooks as slashers. This is the same thing, with Johnny (Steven Murphy) popping out a bully’s eyes and getting the name Popeye and…man, I can make it through all the Amityville films and the Popeye and Mickey Mouse movies may be the end of me.

Olive (Kelly Rian Sanson) is Popeye’s sister in this, and final girl Tara (Emily Mogilner) kills her and Popeye, dispatching the sailor with a lawnmower because, well, look, I got nothing.

Did director William Stead and writer Harry Boxley ever see a single Popeye cartoon? Ah, Boxley also made Mouse of Horrors and Cinderella’s Curse. It all makes sense now.

Look, I love a slasher. I just want people to consider, if they’re going to take a public domain property and make a movie, maybe they can make something different. But no, Popeye and Mickey Mouse are monstrous death machines, and in 2026, Pluto the dog, Betty Boop and Nancy Drew’s story “The Secret of the Old Clock” will all be killing people too.

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The follow-up to Talk to Me and inspired by psycho-biddy horror, Danny and Michael Philippou tell the story of Andy (Billy Barratt) and his partially sighted step-sister Piper (Sora Wong), who have gone from finding their father’s dead body in the shower to living with a counselor, Laura (Sally Hawkins). She lost her daughter, Cathy (Mischa Heywood), due to an accidental drowning.

Laura is also fostering Oliver (Jonah Wren Phillips), a boy who she has infused with — and here’s where the movie leaves reality behind — a demon named Tari, whom she learned how to incarnate via a Russian videotape. As part of this strange rite, Oliver will eat the body of Laura’s dead daughter, Cathy — who is being kept in a freezer in the garage — and regurgitate it into Piper, who will become Cathy.

Yes, it’s an absolutely insane idea. Still, everything else surrounding this idea is based in reality, a world where Andy is fighting through a concussion and grief and regret over his past behavior in the wake of his father’s abuse.

I found this superior to Talk to Me and look forward to what these two decide to do in the future. This just has the right edge of menace, with drowning and constant rain continually being presented as equally upsetting events. It also realizes that sometimes even the smallest body damage can be the most disgusting.

The a24 4K UHD release of this film has a commentary track by Danny and Michael Philippou, a deleted scene, a making-of feature and six collectible postcards. You can get it from Diabolik DVD.

Zahra Jones (Ciera Angelia) loves her husband Mark (Marcus Woods), but he’s so into his job that he moves away, abandoning her. He tries to stay in touch, but come on, she’s a beautiful black woman in a Tubi Original. There’s no way she’s not getting back out there and getting over him by getting under someone else. It ends up being her divorce attorney Joshua Wright (Jake Newton), who, as soon as you see his white ginger look, you’ll say, “That guy’s crazy.” You’re right.

In a matter of moments, Zahra and Mark are back together and quickly get over the past that she let another guy beat her guts, but whatever. They’re grown, as they say. They can do what they want, no matter how dumb they are. Because Joshua is one of those rich maniacs who has a secretary (Bella Chadwick) who is in sexual servitude to him and who can casually murder your best friend (Robyn Rose) and brag about it before using the white cops and privilege and being wealthy to get Mark in trouble instead of the other way around.

Director David Y. Chung gets why we watch Tubi Originals. People acting borderline mental for 90 minutes. In this world, event planners can have the sexiest, most deadly lives.

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Fashion stylist Ari (Grace Sol) hasn’t looked at the title of the movie that she’s in. I mean, to be fair, she’s in a science fiction movie. How else do we describe a world where women pay male cam actors for FaceTime sex? I mean, yes, it is Johnny Longway (Leandre White), but I think that perhaps no woman has ever paid for cyber sex or watching guys on cam.

Anyways, after she gets cock blocked by her boyfriend Todd (Daniel Jeffries), she goes and jills off before getting into a second relationship with Darnell (D. Da Don). Then, she decides that she still won’t look at the name of her movie and gets both to move in with her. Arguments about breakfast come quickly.

Directed by Beasy Jones and Rodney Sizemore, this is one of those movies where people keep making bad decisions before meeting violent ends and the whole time, you wonder, “Do you realize how off everyone is here?” No one cares, because it’s a movie and if they could hear you, that would be weird.

This might be the most entertaining Tubi Original ever because everyone in at starts at 10 and then just cranks it up. Everything is the end of the world. Everyone is a horrible person. Everyone just wants Ari, and she pays for it. Also: Tremendous CGI gunfire.

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