TUBI ORIGINAL: Deadly Invitations (2024)

Alex (Natalie Brown) and her problem child daughter Nicole (Lola Flanery) have moved to a new town to get over the death of Alex’s husband (and Nicole’s father). Nicole is also — was also? — a famous social media influencer who ended up with a bad drug habit in the wake of that tragedy and needs to be watched like a hawk by her mother.

Then, as you can tell by the images of the poster, this turns Spirit store Eyes Wide Shut and a bit giallo as there’s a secret party in this town that determines who will be rich and famous. Everyone’s dying to get in, everyone wears masks and somehow, it all ties to the real reason that Alex has moved here: the bridge that cost her husband his life that keeps claiming innocent people with the reason supposedly being that everyone who dies there is a suicide.

It all looks much nicer than its budget suggests and yes, everyone acts like a moron and gets in way over their heads, but isn’t that what movies like this are made for?

Directed by Monika Mitchell (Deadly Midwife) and written by Miriam Lyapin and Helen Marsh (who wrote Festival of the Living Dead as a team), this is certainly much better than Lyapin and Marsh’s zombie failure. I’m all for more of Mitchell’s films, as they have no issue with being absurd and I use that word with the best possible feelings.

You can watch this on Tubi.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Invasive (2024)

Directed and written by Jem Gerrard, who also made Slay for Tubi, this starts with Kay (Khosi Ngema) and her friend Riley (Matthew Vey) sneaking into the home of pharma king Pierce Patton (Francis Chouler) and his girlfriend Jessica (Alex McGregor). Much like Parasite, they seemingly live in the spaces where rich people leave behind during the day, remaining hidden and enjoying the comforts of life that their jobs could never afford.

Except there’s some way strange things going on in this house.

You can tell that Pierce is insane right from the beginning, as when he sees a photo that a journalist (Grant Ross) has used for his cover story, he instantly reacts like it’s the biggest slight ever. It takes Jessica to calm his nerves and make him settle down at his party.

Spoilers from here on out…

When you buy an entire mountain so no one else can be near you, you’re probably the kind of maniac that is conducting secret body horror experiments in your basement. That said, I was surprised several times by this movie, as characters aren’t what they seem and the lure of power, money or medical innovation start to be more important than being a human being. Only Kay emerges as someone who just wants to escape and tell the world about what she has seen. There’s a good chance that no one is going to allow her to be so altruistic.

This is the second movie by Gerrard that I have enjoyed and I hope that Tubi keeps them coming.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Tales from the Crypt S3 E8: Easel Kill Ya (1991)

This episode is directed by John Harrison, who directed eight episodes of Tales from the Dark Side, the movie of that film, the Dune miniseries on SyFy and oh yeah, wrote the theme for Creepshow. You can learn more about him in this interview we did last year. It was written by Larry Wilson, who wrote five episodes of this show as well as Beetlejuice and The Little Vampire.

“Greetings, art lovers. Vincent van Ghoul here with another morbid masterpiece sure to paint you into a coroner. (cackles) Hmmmmm. Something’s not quite right. Ah, yes. (stabs the beating heart next to his fruit bowl) Now that’s a still life. (cackles) Tonight’s tale concerns a painter who’s tired of people giving his work the brush. I call this pestilent portrait of the artist as a young mangler: “Easel Kill Ya.””

Jack Craig (Tim Roth), whose name is a combination of EC Comics artists Jack Davis and Johnny Craig, is a starving artist who drinks and has rage issues that he hopes to solve with a support group, Obsessives Anonymous. That’s where he meets Sharon (Roya Megnot) and hopes that she too can save him. Of course, he still gets angry all the time and ends up killing a neighbor, but uses the photo of the crime scene to finally sell his artwork. Malcolm Mayflower (William Atherton) loves gore and he wants more of Craig’s art.

Sharon needs an operation, so he keeps killing and selling art. Sadly, the first person he kills is the man who was rushing through a parking lot to get to the hospital to operate on her. Oh EC, your endings.

This story is based on “Easel Kill Ya” from Vault of Horror #31.It was written by Al Feldstein and William Gaines and drawn by Johnny Craig. In the original story, an artist makes money from painting violence but when he’s married, he starts to paint beautiful things. When she becomes sick, he brings a painting to his patron and he won’t buy it. He kills the man, who ends up being the doctor who could save his wife.

Don’t Trick-Or-Treat Alone! (2022)

Don’t Trick-Or-Treat Alone! is written and directed by Dustin Ferguson and is made to look like it’s taped from WXIP-TV Channel 6. So if you saw WNUF Halloween Special, you’re getting something similar if on a much lower budget (or Late Night With the Devil, which was made after both).

The main movie within this forty-minute film is Don’t Trick-or-Treat Alone, an after school special warning kids not to make the mistakes that Cindy (Isabella Alexandra Russo) and her father Henry (Erik Anthony Russo) have made, as when she — you get it — tricks and treats alone, she ends up getting kidnapped by a Satanic gang of cannibals led by Lilith (Brinke Stevens).

There was also a release called WXIP – TV Channel 6 After School Triple Feature, which had Wrong Side of the TracksRunway Nightmare and Asylum of the Devil. Plus, I found evidence of a remake of House On Haunted Hill that says, “On October 31st, 1978, the WXIP-TV Channel 6 Team investigated the infamous “Hill House” on Live Television, with dire results. The broadcast was banned and never seen again, until now.”

Throughout the story, it keeps getting interrupted by commercials and news. It begins with the end of an Amityville special, a nice touch, before an ads for a news special called The Satanic Agenda, Dinosaur Park, 1-900-PSY-CHIC, an anti-drug PSA and Bigfoot bananas at WinLo’s Grocers. 

The filter on this makes it look very 1990 even if everything in it feels mid 2020s. That said, the story is fun and Stevens and the young Russo are great in it. There are a ton of commercials, which isn’t a bad thing until they start to repeat. Here’s a breakdown of the ads:

Second block of commercials: Castle of Creeps, Jack’s Pumpkin Patch, 1-900-PSY-CHIC, Breast of the Bird (a place I would certainly eat at), a news report on razors in apples and a commercial for Dr. Lobotomy’s Lunatic Theater playing Rise of the Undead

Third block: Ghoul Line 1-900-666-GHOUL, news of a missing child named Becky, Good Buddies mask ad, the same ad for The Satanic Agenda and a movie of the week by the name of Flash Force.

Fourth block: News about a mysterious van and ads for Breast of the Bird, Riverside County Flea Market, 1-900-PSY-CHIC, Mom’s Against Drug Abuse and Bigfoot’s bananas at WinLo’s Grocers.

Fifth block: News on Halloween candy and a weather report, as well as the ads for The Satanic AgendaPrehistoric Park, Jack’s Pumpkin Patch, Castle of Creeps and Ghoul Line. 

Sixth block are a PSA from Eric and Isabella Russo, Riverside County Flea Market,Bigfoot’s bananas at WinLo’s Grocers, Breast of the Bird, Good Buddies, Flash Force, the Satanic news special, a news report on razor blades, Castle of Creeps, Riverside County Flea Market, Good Buddies, Jack’s Pumpkin Patch and a Halloween message.

Then, the film starts into Dr. Lobotomy’s Lunatic Theater but is cut off.

The commercials are funny, but when they repeat three times in under forty minutes and cut up a film that’s around ten, you wonder why they didn’t just make almost all new commercials for every block. Ferguson is definitely talented — and prolific — enough to do it, even if trailers for his other movies were turned into movie ads.

I didn’t mind my time with this and if you like micro budget horror that is looking to the past, you may enjoy it.

You can order this film from SCS.

TUBI ORIGINAL: TMZ No BS: Cardi B (2023)

Directed by David Thies, this TMZ No BS doc gathers their gossip crew to discuss how Cardi B went from Belcalis Marlenis Cephus in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Manhattan, joined a gang, became an exotic dancer, then started to become an early social media influencer before becoming popular on the reality show Love & Hip Hop: New York.

In 2015, she made her musical debut on the remix to Shaggy’s “Boom Boom and then covered British rapper Lady Leshurr’s “Queen’s Speech 4” as the song “Cheap Ass Weave.” Within two years, her song “Bodak Yellow” was certified Diamond and won best song of the year from Pitchfork.

She hasn’t looked back.

I really liked how this show didn’t just show the celebrity side, but how she became politically active, using her fame for the right things. She has called attention to Social Security and asking for transparency in how taxes are spent, as well as endorsing Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, who she refuses to endorse again because of his stance on wars.

Today’s rap isn’t something I know much about, so I use these Tubi shows to get up to date. Sure, I’m still behind because I’m old, but they at least help me to know a little bit about things that are rapidly passing me by.

You can watch this on Tubi.

ARROW BLU RAY RELEASE: Tin Star (1957)

Jacques Rivette hailed Anthony Mann as “one of the four great directors of postwar Hollywood” alongside Nicholas Ray, Richard Brooks and Robert Aldrich. Studied by French film critics, several of whom would be part of the French New Wave, Mann started as Preston Sturges’ assistant director as well as the director of screen tests for movies like Gone With the Wind.

He’s probably best-known for his Westerns, many of which starred Jimmy Stewart like The Naked Spur and Winchester ’73. He was fired from Spartacus by its star, Kirk Douglas, and left his next film, Cimarron, after disagreements about shooting on a sound stage. After all, Mann’s locations are just about characters in themselves. He was right. The good news was that when he made El Cid it was a huge success.

The heroes of the Westerns that Mann made aren’t always heroes at first. In his article “The Last Mann,” Richard Corliss said, “The Mann western hero has learned wariness the hard way, because he usually has something to hide. He is a man with a past: some psychic shadow or criminal activity that has left him gnarled and calcified. Not so long ago he was a raider, a rustler, maybe a killer. If a movie were made of some previous chapter in his life, he’d be the villain, and he might be gunned down before he had the chance at redemption that Mann’s films offer.”

Bounty hunter Morgan Hickman (Henry Fonds) rides into town with a dead body, looking to make his money. He’s treated like evil itself, except by Sheriff Ben Owens (Anthony Perkins), a way too young and innocent man who has become the law because no one else wanted the job.

Ben is in love with Millie Parker (Mary Webster), whose father was the last law in town and she won’t take him as a husband until he quits. Hickman tells him she’s smart because he used to have a star and it ruined his life. That said, he does offer to teach Ben a little about how to stand up for himself.

On the day the town plans on celebrating his 75th birthday, Dr. McCord (John McIntire) is killed by the McGaffey brothers, Ed (Lee Van Cleef) and Zeke (Peter Baldwin). The entire town wants them dead but Ben believes in innocent until proven guilty. He’s willing to stand up for himself and even defeats town bully Bart Bogardus (Neville Brand) by slapping him and then outdrawing him.

As for Morgan, he falls for Nona Mayfield (Betsy Palmer) and becomes a surrogate father to her son Kip (Michel Ray). It’s a nice way to show that he can still be a tender person after years of hiding his humanity. It’s also an interesting inverse comparison to the renter falling for his landlady and helping her son relationship that also shows up in The Shootist.

The Arrow release of Tin Star has extras like brand new audio commentary by film historian Toby Roan, an appreciation of the film by author and critic Neil Sinyard, an interview with Peter Bernstein on her father’s work, a trailer and an image gallery. It all comes inside a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sam Hadley and also has a double-sided fold-out poster, six postcard-sized reproduction artcards and an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Barry Forshaw and original press notes.

You can get the blu ray from MVD.

TUBI ORIGINAL: TMZ Presents: Hollywood Is High (2024)

The TMZ crew gathers yet again — these people love to get together and yell at one another — to discuss drugs in Hollywood, like ayahuasca retreats and ketamine therapy.

I wouldn’t know what ayahuasca was if it wasn’t for Howard Stern and I’m fascinated by a drug that basically makes you shit your pants. This doc even meets the Soul Quest, an Ayahuasca church located in Orlando, Florida, and explains how this drug has followers including  Lindsay Lohan, Jim Carrey, Aaron Rodgers, Jada and Will Smith, Sting, Mike Tyson and Andre 3000.

In case you don’t know what it is, it’s a South American psychoactive drink that came from the Amazon and Orinoco basins and is traditionally part of spiritual ceremonies, divination and healing.

But yeah, it can make you go in your pants.

Drugs have always been a big deal in the tabloids so it’s wild to see one so supportive of drug use, but we also live in a world where marijuana is nearly legal, which I never believed would happen. I mean, I get microdosing ads on Instagram all the time.

Ready to learn how the A list trips balls? Harvey Levin is ready to let you in on all the behind the scenes substances.

You can watch this on Tubi.

JOIN UNSUNG HORRORS ON THE DIA LATE NIGHT MOVIE!

This Saturday at 11 PM EST, Bill and Sam will be joined by Erica and Lance from the incredible Unsung Horrors podcast. Oh yeah — you can also order Erica’s new book The Sweetest Taboo: An Unapologetic Guide to Child Kills In Film here!

You can watch the show on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

We’ll be watching and discussing Kingdom of the Spiders, the 1977 William Shatner starring arachnid barn burner from Wisconsin!

If you’ve never watched the show before, we discuss the movie, look at the ad campaign and mix a themed cocktail.

Then, you can watch the movie on Tubi or YouTube.

Finally, we come back to wrap it all up and talk about anything and everything, You can be part of the show by chatting with our audience of hardcore film fans.

Speaking of the drink recipe, here’s this week’s cocktail!

Camp Verde Barking Spider

  • 1.5 oz. tequila
  • 1.5 oz. blue curacao
  • 1 oz. high proof rum
  • .5 oz. triple sec
  • .25 oz. lemon juice
  • .25 oz. lime juice
  • .25 oz. simple syrup
  • .5 oz. orange juice
  1. Put everything in a blender with some ice and make it slushy.
  2. Imagine what it would be like to be named Rack Hansen in real life and get wasted.

See you on Saturday!