RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Godzilla Fest 5: Battle of the Monsters (2024)

Thanks to Kazuhiro Nakagawa, Godzilla has had a few busy years, fighting Hedorah, Gigan and Jet Jaguar in a series of short films. The last short ended on a cliffhanger, as Jet Jaguar and Godzilla made up just in time to face off against King Ghidorah.

This is everything you ever wanted when it comes to kaiju fights, as it even has the JSDF dropping Gigan claws for Jet Jaguar to use in the fight against the three-headed dragon. When all seems lost and Godzilla is being lifted into the air by Gravity Beam, those claws return, being thrown right into King Ghidorah’s heart.

Made at Toho Studios 9th Street where the Godzilla films are filmed, this celebrates the 70th anniversary of Godzilla. For the first time in these shorts, human actors appear but luckily we don’t get into of their drama. This is about giant monsters and a heroic robot beating the stuffing out of each other.

I had the best day just watching these one after the other. It reminds me of being in my parent’s TV room, a place that had brown vinyl couches and so many blankets, just lying on the floor and watching monster movies all day. It makes me sad a little, as I’ll never have that time again, but happy that I did at one point.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Fest Godzilla 4: Operation Jet Jaguar (2023)

In the first two shorts by Kazuhiro Nakagawa, Godzilla has battled Hedorah and Gigan, destroying most of Tokyo. To save the human race, a robot named Jet Jaguar is sent to stop Godzilla.

I love the fighting style they gave Jet Jaguar here as he uses Superman punches and acrobatic kicks as well as parkour as he jumps and flips over buildings, using his speed to avoid Godzilla’s attacks.

There’s a fantastic scene where Godzilla dodges a punch and we get a point of view shot of Jaguar’s fist entering the building. He looks upset at the destruction that he’s created and loses Godzilla long enough to get hit with Atomic Breath.

Just as Godzilla is about to deliver the fatal blow, he’s blasted by Gravity Beam, which can only come from Ghidorah. The most evil of all kaiju descends from space, destroying the city, wrecking everything as Jet Jaguar helps Godzilla to his feet and in a reprise of their friendship in Godzilla vs. Megalon, released fifty years before this short, they shake hands.

Five year old Sam loved Jet Jaguar and Godzilla teaming up. Fifty two year old Sam feels exactly the same way, even if my body hurts when I jump up and down.

This leaves only one thing: to be continued. I can’t wait to watch Godzilla Fest 5: Battle of the Monsters.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Fest Godzilla 3: Gigan Attacks (2022)

A year after he made Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Kazuhiro Nakagawa with this short, which starts with a news report of Hedorah being defeated by Godzilla, then moves to Gigan attacking.

While the last short felt like it was in the Godzilla: Final Wars continuity, this short has a Showa era-Gigan. While Godzilla is the Godzilla: Final Wars suit, Gigan was crowd funded with those fans names in the credits. The “Gigan Suit Launch Project” project was an official Toho campaign.

Gigan slashes Godzilla’s face in this, just like he did when they first fought in Godzilla vs. Gigan. You can also see the scar in the sequel to this, Fest Godzilla 4: Operation Jet Jaguar, which again has a crowd funded suit for Jet Jaguar and a new origin.

While this is mainly just a battle between the two monsters, it’s a great battle. Godzilla seems down and out before blasting Gigan right in the face with his atomic breath, which made me jump up out of my seat.

I had no idea that all of these official shorts existed, which makes this year’s Kaiju Day so much more interesting!

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: The Mighty Gorga (1969)

Director, writer, producer and ape costume wearer David L. Hewitt made some wild movies like The Wizard of Mars, Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, Girls from Thunder Strip, Journey to the Center of Time and Dr. Terror’s Gallery of Horrors before doing effects for films like SyngenorIt’s Alive III, Shocker, Superman IVWillow and many more.

Shot in Bronson Canyon and Simi Valley in California, this is a movie filled with stock footage and stolen monsters, like the cave monster coming from Goliath and the Dragon. There’s also a plastic dinosaur at one point obviously being held by someone’s hand, which had to have been the same effect from One Million AC/DC

Circus owner Mark Remington (Anthony Eisley, who in addition to campaigning for school prayer ended up being in some bafflingly goofy movies that I love, such as The Mummy and the Curse of the Jackals and Dracula vs. Frankenstein) is losing money and sure he’s about to go out of business.  He goes to Africa to find Gorgo, a giant ape, who is known by April Adams (Megan Timothy), one of those white women brought to the jungle by her older scientist father.

I was not expecting her father to be named Tonga Jack (Kent Taylor), but this movie is just ridiculous — and I’m not being so bad it’s good here, this movie is just ready to eat your brain — like having Bruce Kimball play a clown and a witch doctor who is — you knew it — in brownface. Supposedly, the costumes are from a real headhunting tribe. This may also be William Castle ballyhoo.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Godzilla vs. Hedorah (2021)

Fifty years after they fought in Godzilla vs. Hedorah, director Kazuhiro Nakagawa brings Godzilla (Naoya Matsumoto) and Hedorah (Hikaru Yoshida) together one more time for a huge fight, using the suits from Godzilla: Final Wars.

This has Godzilla getting his eye injured, just like their first fight, but unlike that one, he makes short work of the kaiju we called the Smog Monster when we were kids. I love that the end of this looks just as psychedelic as the one I watched so often as a child.

In my life, I have learned that anyone who I don’t want to be friends with makes fun of Godzilla vs. Hedorah and talks about how dumb it is. It was one of the first shocks of my young life to learn that people treated that movie like a joke instead of a horrifying indictment of pollution.

Adult me loved that this starts with Hedorah basically smoking a factory like a bong. I always knew that kaiju was high.

There are two sequels to this, Godzilla 3: Gigan Attack and Fest Godzilla 4: Operation Jet Jaguar.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: The Flesh Eaters (1964)

Jack Curtis, who directed this movie, was the voice of Pops Racer and Inspector Detector on the American localization of Mach GoGoGo, which we know as Speed Racer. He also wrote The Deadly Organ, which blows my mind, and did voiceovers for so many Japanese movies and shows. Sadly, he died at 44, as he had pneumonia and was allergic to penicillin. That’s 1970, I guess.

Using the name Carson Davidson, he directed, shot and did pretty much everything there was on this film, aided by a story by Arnold Drake, the creator of the Doom Patrol. How did they pay for it? Game show money. Drake also storyboarded the whole film, creating a comic book of sorts for Curtis to shoot from.

This film is also why Night of the Living Dead is public domain. No, really, go with me for a second. Its distributor, The Walter Reade Organization, was worried that the original title, Night of the Flesh Eaters, would be confused with this movie. When they changed the title, they didn’t properly copyright it.

Jan Letterman (Barbara Wilkin) is the personal assistant to wealthy actress Laura Winters (Rita Morley). Together, they are flying with pilot Grant Murdoch (Byron Sanders) to Massachusetts when their plane has to land after a storm. Ironically, a storm would destroy most of the original equipment needed for this film, doubling the budget.

There, they meet Professor Peter Bartell (Martin Kosleck), a marine biologist and Nazi sympathizer — Kosleck left Germany during the war and hated the Third Reich; his roles playing them in so many movies was him getting revenge — who is experimenting with flesh eating kaiju that live on the island. There’s also a beatnik named Omar (Ray Tudor), who shows up for the kids.

Where this movie gets away from the pack of others is that beyond having a huge flesh eating monster that floats on the beach, it has way more gore than you’d expect. This is a movie unafraid to stab a character, shoot them in the face and then feed them to a monster. And if you hate beatniks, stay tuned. Omar throws his guts up from the inside out.

Yet this is more than just a silly black and white horror movie. All of the characters have motivations and are complicated, not just cardboard cutouts of the same heroes and villains you’ve seen in films like this.

That said, it did have a William Castle gimmick when it played theaters. Only blood can stop the flesh eaters and you were given instant blood capsules in case a flesh eater got loose from the screen and attacked you.

When this was re-released in 1968 as a double feature with Macumba Love, a new sequence of Nazis using the flesh eaters was added. It was added by M.A. Ripps, who also produced Common Law Wife and All the Young Wives.

I nearly forgot! Radley Metzger edited this movie!

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Godzilla vs. Megalon (2023)

Directed by Takuya Uenishi, who also made the short G vs. G, which led to 2022’s official short Godzilla vs. Gigan Rex, this celebrates the 50th anniversary of Godzilla vs. Megalon, making me feel very old.

“All bound for Mu My Land,” or at least Mu or Seatopia, as one of their priestesses has used the dead body of Gigan Rex to bring Megalon back to life. Godzilla still stalks Tokyo, destroying all of the still alive Gigan that escaped, as well as ones that humans foolishly kept to experiment on. As a streaming tries to break into a government lab, the priestess appears and attacks JSDF soldiers, bringing Megalon up through the ground.

I love that Heisei Godzilla continues in these movies and wow, I’ve never seen a kaiju battle that had this much destruction before. Megalon is so much more frightening than he ever was before, more of an armored and caped cockroach than his skinny first form. Godzilla also shows off some new powers here, like being able to direct atomic energy to his fists and also use it to power him into a dropkick, a move that he famously used back in the first version of this movie.

The only thing that this movie is missing is Jet Jaguar. Once that happens, this will be perfect. They can keep making these as long as they can, because they’re amazing.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Godzilla vs. Gigan Rex (2022)

This short film was directed by Takuya Uenishi and is an official Toho-produced sequel to Uenishi’s fan-made short film G vs. G. That movie was entered into the 2019 Godzilla contest and he was given the opportunity to develop a sequel project with Toho as his winning prize.

In the future, a place nearly twenty-five years since the last appearance of kaiju. he human race is fresh meat for several Gigan until one of the monster’s dead bodies is thrown at them. In the foggy distance, Godzilla appears and fights off three of the Gigan and their buzzsaws before they give their energy to the Gigan Rex and the battle rages.

According to TV Tropes, the Godzilla in this movie is a grown-up Godzilla Jr., with the first shot being similar to his resurrection Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II. His lullabye theme plays as well. He uses the Heisei era Nuclear Pulse and also has a Super Mode like Burning Godzilla. This also has narration from Megumi Odaka and has similar words to a speech in Godzilla vs. Destroyah.

Takuya Uenishi also worked on visual effects for Godzilla Minus One and created another short last year, Godzilla vs. Megalon.

I loved this! Toho has been awesome about how their trying to expand the Godzilla brand more creatively with their contests. This is just another example of the great things that come out of that!

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Kingkong Is Coming Back (2024)

After being lost in the forest as a child, Gu Yao is saved by a giant gorilla named Kingkong. Yes, that’s his name, this was made in China and no, lawyers really do have better things to do than get involved. As Gu Yao grows into an adult, he meets an expedition that has Ma Ke and her family, but soon those stupid, horrible want to do what they always want to do with giant apes and that’s either put them in shows or kill them or, well, both.

Gu Yao is pretty much Tarzan. Kingkongis pretty much King Kong.  Youku is pretty much the Chinese asylum, minus getting Eric Roberts to be in their movies. Actually, give it time, because the minute you think his name, a director with a six figure or less budget calls him. It’s just the way our world works.

This is also King Kong as in the latest movies, facial scars and all. If you’re going to screw with IP theft, go hard, you know? Go all the way. The Yooku channel is filled with AI-drawn images of monsters fighting Asian women who are dressed like Tomb Raider and man, it’s as if they are accessing my id and saying, “These movies are only 60 minutes or so.” Yes they are. They’re barely films. I love it.

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RETURN OF KAIJU DAY: Godziban (2019)

As I have grown older, I have become less concerned about things like continuity and making sense. I’m happy that this show can exist, a Godzilla world where three brothers — Godzilla-kun, Minilla and Little — are training to be great monsters. For example, in the first episode, they try to learn how to control their atomic breath and just end up making fireworks.

This series is adapted from a puppet fan film of the same name that was created by puppeteer Hideyuki Kobayashi for the 2019 Godzilla Contest. There are so many kaiju on Godzi Godzi Island, including Grandpa Hedo and Hedochi the smog monsters, who often close out each episode with a koan or introspective riddle. There’s also Rodan, Baragon, Battra, Jet Jaguar, Gigan, Young Caesar, Destroyah, twin Mothra Moshu-Moshu and Moshuu-Moshuu, Mecha Godzilla and so many more.

There are also live action scenes called “Attention! Godzilla” where women are struggling in their lives before meeting and adopting a Kamatte Gojira, the second stage of Godzilla from Shin Godzilla, who ends up acting a lot like my chihuahua Cubby, snarling and biting everything. Plus, “Go! Jet Jaguar” has the robot getting ready to fight Megalon.

How charming is this show? There’s Grandpa Zilla is the 1954 Godzilla but old. He has a a wizard staff and works for Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all of the good monster children. Godzilla 2000 is Godzilla-kun’s mother Mirei-san, the classic 70s Godzilla appears to be their father Taigo, Uncle Zilla is Shin Godzilla, Anguirus uses speech balloons just like he did in the original movie, Miyarabi is a human version of King Caesar, Rodan’s little brother Radon appears and the Godzilla brothers wearing turtle shells before worrying that they’ll be sued.

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