Chain-smoking Hollywood action movie star Tony Markham is zapped back in time via a magic artifact to a prehistoric world of flesh-hungry dinosaurs, angry cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls. He must use his modern-day machismo and best karate moves to survive the onslaught of Jurassic terrors while wooing the literal cavegirl of his dreams, Hea-Thor.
Produced, written and directed by fan film pioneer, Marvel Comics scribe and Star Wars novelist Don Glut, Dinosaur Valley Girls playfully and skillfully dives headfirst into the subject matter, including creating a completely new language for the titular tarts. What could have easily been just a typical late-night slot-filler on Skinemax becomes an epic world-building adventure, complete with stop motion dinosaurs, original music numbers, off-the-wall cameos and more dad jokes than you can shake an Allosaurus bone at.
Extras on the Visual Vengeance blu ray release — the first blu ray ever of this movie — include:
- Limited Edition slipcase by Rick Melton and Dinosaur Valley Girls logo sticker
- Remastered SD master from original tape elements
- New 2023 commentary and an archival commentary with director Don Glut and C. Courtney Joyner
- Dinosaur Valley Guy: interview with director Don Glut
- Don Glut: The Collection – A look inside Don’s legendary dinosaur home museum
- The Making of Dinosaur Valley Girls
- PG-13 cut
- Deleted and alternate scenes
- Actress auditions reel
- Dinosaur Tracks, Jurassic Punk and Dinosaur Valley Girls music videos
- Original storyboards
- Production image galleries
- Mu Wang in Mu-Seum and Danse Prehistoric
- Original promotional trailer
- Visual Vengeance trailers
- Reversible sleeve featuring original home video art
- 2-sided insert with alternate art
- Folded mini-poster
- “Stick Your Own” VHS sticker set
Preorders will be announced soon. I can’t wait!
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