Directed by Samuel K. Nkansah — AKA Ninja — 2016 is the kind of movie that doesn’t just bring you xenomorphs and Predators, it also throws in some Terminators. I’m frankly shocked that Chucky didn’t show up.
These xenomorphs are way smarter than any we’ve seen in the Aliens series. They’re here to colonize Earth, starting with Accra, the capital city of Ghana. Mostly that means wandering alleys and killing humans in violent PS1 CGI ways. They want to colonize the Earth by 2016 — that’s the title figured out — and they also fly in the Enterprise, because if you’ve violated this many copyrights, violate all the copyrights. I mean, they also took the story from Independence Day but that movie didn’t go as far as having an alien dropkick a baby.
Most of the good parts are in the trailer. Then again, that’s true for most movies. Most movies don’t have an alien throw a poorly drawn CGI convertible at a screaming woman and turn her into pixilated liquid.
You can watch this on YouTube.
