There’s a new internet challenge: The Bloody Nun Challenge. YouTuber Shawn C. Phillips takes it and dies pretty much instantly. That means I’m going to be seeing a lot of goofs trying that, too.
Then, we see the confession of Father Gordon Herschell, nudge nudge, and hear Father Gabriel discuss all the wink wink he wants at the local brothel.
With that, we have begun Bloody Nun 2.
Will Collazo Jr. also directed the original Bloody Nun, which this has a small tie to at the end. It’s a horror comedy and your mileage may vary when it comes to how funny you find it. I mean, how many movies will you see where an evil nun bites a man’s prized possession clean off? Probably just this one.
Also: Bloody Nun works exactly like Bloody Mary, except that she attacks her victims in a brothel. So there’s that.
This is the kind of movie that’s on the shelf at WalMart just to fool folks into thinking that it’s a Valek-related movie. It is not nunsploitation either, as those movies require multiple nuns.
Basically, if you want to watch a $3,000 nun-related horror movie, this is here for you in all its holy glory. I mean, look at those fangs on that nun. That’s worth watching this for at least a few minutes, right?
You can find Bloody Nun 2: The Curse on Vimeo.