Alejandro Hidalgo also made The Exorcism of God, which was an intriguing movie. It’s always cool to see new Spanish horror, and it’s great that Tubi is adding movies like this to its Originals.
Aurora (Paulette Hernandez) and her twin brother Martin (Alan Alarcón) have come back home after something happens to their mother, Cleotilde (Lucero Trejo). You know how it is. Never come back home. Never reconnect with your estranged family. But no one listens, and they return to find supernatural horror.
Martin watched their father die when he was a child, so coming home is rough. It doesn’t help that their mother may be fine, but the man who ran errands for her has died in the house. It turns out that she’s slipping into dementia, so they start to look for a home to watch her. However, she thinks that her husband is still alive — her abusive partner that Martin saw die all those years ago — and she may be turning to black magic to make it happen.
This film has an edge and darkness that makes it stand out among the normal Blumhouse-style cash-ins that horror has become today. One terrifying scene has a character waking up to the mother feasting on their toes. It’s also filmed with style; while there are some predictable moments, there’s plenty to enjoy.
Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan were fitness celebrities. Titus often finished in the top ten of International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation competitions and met his wife Kelly through these events. Before that, he’d been arrested for selling ecstasy and then violated his probation by doing steroids, but he had turned things around. Then, he and his wife hired Melissa James as a live-in personal assistant, but things went wrong.
Directed by Jodi Binstock (Prisoner of Love) and written by Maggie Mock (Tempted), this film casts Brock Yurich as Titus, Tory Trowbridge as Kelly and Paris Smith as Melissa. It tries to show each person’s point of view but quickly gets to the dark ending where the couple kills and burns Melissa in the back of a car.
In this movie, it’s difficult to tell if Craig ever loved Melissa, as he treats her horribly and then calls her right back, telling her that she’s perfect and that he needs her. What version of the story is telling this? Maybe he was all over the place, but his character is hard to pin down. Perhaps that was what it was like and why Melissa stayed around. Bonus points for a scene where she gets all coked up in a dance studio and starts doing multiple dance routines while calling him and screaming into the phone while she’s jamming out. His exasperation made me laugh as he shaved his chest in the shower.
An underground casino run by Priscilla (Adrienne Barbeau) recruits Nina (Kyla Burke), a girl who grew up as nearly an orphan and whose parents were connected to this life. She uses her business degree to try and grow the place and make it safer for the girls who work there, but there are dangerous men — murderous ones — who want to stay ahead in the gambling game.
Directed by Dylan Vox (Deadly DILF) and written by Ellen Huggins (Good Wife’s Guide to Murder) and Jeremy M. Inman (Sinister Squad), this gives you what you expect from casino movies: gambling scenes, double crosses, murder and plenty of gorgeous women like Carole Davis, Lilian Wouters, Brooke Maroon, Savoy Bailey and Sarah Buxton.
It’s also not the worst movie that I’ve watched just because Adrienne Barbeau was in it. I’ve gotten old and gray and she still looks beautiful. I really liked her in this, as the older woman who is trapped by this life and trying to keep the other girls out of it. Sure, there’s nothing new in this, but most Tubi Originals are great movies for rainy weekend afternoons that allow you to fall asleep and wake up whenever and keep watching. There’s not much demand on you. That’s nice.
Airing from January to September of 2024, this is the twentieth — can you believe that? — season of this show. Actually, this is ten episodes from that season — the newer stories — that started in June:
Mysteries of the Maya
Unlocking the Stargates
The Whistleblowers
The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence
Jacques Vallée: UFO Pioneer
The Teachers
Egypt’s Giant Tombs
The Linda Moulton Howe Files”
“The Chosen
Resurrecting Puma Punku
If you love this show, you know what this is all about. If you’ve never watched it, you’re about to learn things like how “new evidence is being discovered that completely upends our understanding of this ancient culture… and might provide evidence that the Maya came in contact with extraterrestrial visitors” and the story of Puma Punku in Bolivia, “which features some of the largest stone blocks on Earth, each carved with incredible precision. But the blocks lie scattered across the landscape, baffling archaeologists as to what the ancient site might have been.”
Whether you want to discover the fact that stargates are real, learn who Jacques Vallée is (in addition to being an Internet pioneer, computer scientist, venture capitalist, author, ufologist and astronomer, he was also the inspiration for Lacombe in Close Encounters of the Third Kind and narrates UFOs: It Has Begun), ponder who aliens give intelligence to and study the life Linda Moulton Howe (the former 1963 Miss Idaho and Miss America contestant who became a journalist who became one of the most important voices in Fortean and ufo writing, as well as a guest on Coast to Coast for decades), you’ll find something worth getting into on this set.
If you don’t believe, well, you can always get a laugh of out Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’ hair.
Sloane (Emma Elle Paterson) is obsessed with true crime and serial killers to the point that she’s created a kit for women, “If I Go Missing,” which they fill out with all of their information when they are taken and murdered. While working at a coffee shop, she becomes sure that someone is a murderer, but then again, she thinks that all the time. What if she’s right this time?
Directed by Stefan Brogren (the director of twenty episodes of Degrassi: The Next Generation — he was Archie “Snake” Simpson on the show — as well as Billion Dollar Bluffand A Chance for Christmas, Obsessed to Death and Twisted Neighbor) and written by Andrea Shawcross, this takes an idea directly from a true crime podcast, as the Crime Junkie podcast — hosted by Ashley Flowers and Brit Prawat — has the hosts discuss what goes into their folder, like a written will, lists of people that know them and even email and phone log-in data.
Will the killer be Nathan (Damon McLean) or Elliot (Robert Bazzocchi)? Where is Sloane’s missing cousin? Will I watch any movie that Tubi produces?
You may not know the answers to the first two, but the last one? Yes, you knew that one.
This is fine, a quick and enjoyable little film about a coffee shop that seemingly is the center of all the death and murder happening in this town. That said, if the cold brew is good, it’s worth it.
Constance (Ashley Love-Mills) wants to be famous, but her boyfriend and manager, Lucas (Donovan Carter), is bad at his job. She wants a showcase with Arbor Way Records’ Tyree (Barton Fitzpatrick) and J Money (Jamal Lloyd Johnson), but they laugh in his face. However, she talks them into giving her a chance but be careful about what you wish for.
Darla (Lauren Darlene) had been at the label for some time, and she tried to warn Constance and her fellow new girl on the block, V Shaw (Miah Blake). She’s unhoused now and addicted to drugs, so they don’t believe her. But didn’t the opening of this movie show someone else getting killed? Maybe this recording career isn’t safe.
Poor Constance. First, she’s in a three-person band called Gemini singing a song called “Loosey Pussy,” then she’s having music executives try to steal her from her man; then, by the middle of the movie, everyone around her starts getting murdered.
Directed by Kevin Arbouet (Gridiron Grind) and written by Briana Cole (Sugar Mama) and Patricia Cuffie-Jones (who wrote Immortal City Records, which is nearly the same movie as this one), this wants to be the story of Diddy, yet it skips the filth and baby oil. I wanted it to be as unhinged as the best Tubi Originals, yet it stayed in the world of the expected.
His crimes may have started in 1974 when he was in the Army. A 17-year-old girl in West Germany was assaulted by Franklin and two other soldiers while he took photos. After she told him she wanted to see him again, he gave her his phone number, which is how he was caught.
The Grim Sleeper’s crimes were a big deal in the 1980s when he was known as the Southside Slayer and committed the Strawberry Murders, which was a code word for sex workers who did hard drugs. The killer only came for black women in South Central Los Angeles, and the police may not have warned them enough of the danger. By 1987, when the case went cold, the Los Angeles Police Department. They believed that there could be as many as four serial killers committing these crimes.
Today, it’s believed that some clients of these sex workers could have killed these women unrelated to the overall crimes. At the same time, serial killer Louis Craine committed at least two of the murders, and Daniel Lee Siebert, Chester Turner, Ivan Hill and Michael Hughes killed one victim. Yet seven victims were all killed with a .25 caliber gun, and the murderer was never found.
In 2007, Janecia Peters’ murder — and the DNA analysis that didn’t exist in the past — led to evidence in at least eleven unsolved murders. LA Weekly reporter Christine Pelisek reported on this case extensively and even interviewed the sole survivor, Enietra Washington, who described Franklin, who was on unsupervised probation and didn’t have to add his DNA to the national database.
How did they catch him? He did this by getting his saliva off the pizza crust where he worked. When they searched his home, they immediately found over 180 photos of victims — some unknown — were found. By the end of the searches, 1,000 or more photos and several hundred hours of videos of his victims were found.
This Tubi Original may not tell true crime fans anything new, but it certainly will get you started if you don’t know the entire story. What’s crazy is that there are so many murders — including the crimes of the Belize Ripper — that Franklin may have been responsible for. He died in prison in 2020 with no signs of trauma.
In February of 2018, Patrick De La Cerda was shot four times when he answered the front door, thinking that a package had arrived. He thought it was an engagement ring for his fiancée, Jessica Devnani. Instead, he found death.
According to Devnani, her ex-boyfriend, Gregory Bender, was responsible. They already had a restraining order against him after hundreds of abusive calls and messages. A judge made Bender turn over his extensive gun collection. The calls stopped until one night. The same night that De La Cerda was murdered.
Bender’s ex-wife, Daymara Sanchez — he was dating Devnani while married to her — found a notebook with the entire plan, which she gave to the police. The notebook pages had De La Cerda’s address, drawings of his home, and notes on how to enter and leave without being seen.
In May of 2021, Bender was found guilty of first-degree murder and is now in prison, doing a life sentence. This Tubi Original, directed by Victoria Duley (who has made several Tubi true crime stories) and written by Curtis Paine, explains the events of this case and how the law got justice for De La Cerda.
Frank (Henry Thomas, who was once Elliot and Krista Garcia once did a zine, The Scaredy Cat Stalker, all about how she was obsessed with him but in a lovely way) has finally lost his wife Laura (Sarah Lind). Too much drinking, too much pain, he’s a cop, and you know how well their marriages seem to work. But maybe that old necklace he’s found will win her and his daughters Judith (Madeleine McGraw) and Ellen (Violet McGraw) back. Or probably just as likely, it’s haunted by the spirit of an evil little boy named Jonah (Archer Anderson); you know how these things happen.
Will there be a psychic — Beatrice (Roma Maffia) — who was part of the original events that cursed this necklace? Will the children be in supernatural danger? Will it be set in the 60s and have some of that Conjuring feel? Will there be a seance? Will there be a mid-credits tease of a sequel? How many possession movies do I watch a year?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Of course. At least six hundred and sixty-five.
Director Juan Pablo Arias Munoz and writer John Ducey give you what you want from a movie like this, but this is very much a grandma who knows you like Ed and Lorraine Warren movies,s. Hence, she bought you the new one without knowing it has nothing to do with them. That said, this is a Warner Bros. movie, and in another time and place, perhaps pre-pandemic, this would be a January theater movie, orphaned in a time when no one goes out to the movies, but then again, no one at all goes to the movies these days.
A tip to men: Don’t give your estranged wife murder jewelry.
Ruby (Elizabeth Gillies) has had her life subsidized by her mom and dad (Diedrich Bader, as always great), as well as her roommate Whitney (Dia Frampton) telling her that she can’t afford her rent any longer. But now, the cash is running out, and she has to find a job quickly. And that brings her to Spread magazine, which is run by Frank (Harvey Keitel), who is a combination of Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt. The magazine is dying, as print is on the way out, so even if she hates this job, it won’t last long. And if all that isn’t the worst, she’s just been dumped by her boyfriend, Orson (Jonah Platt).
While the idea of revolutionizing porn for women isn’t new — Candida Royalle did it decades before — Spread is the kind of movie I like, as it’s very much a “hijinks ensue” film. Easy subject — bright but undriven girl finds herself working for a porn magazine. And hijinksensuee.
Directed by Ellie Kanner and written by Buffy Charlet, this has a good cast, which makes these movies work. Keitel is, as always, better than the movie he’s in. Teri Polo is excellent as Prudence, the secretary who keeps Spread in advertising money. Tim Rozon, Doc Holiday from Wynonna Earp, is the money man who wants to close it all down. Diora Baird is Xtasy, the ex-porn star and now agent who becomes Ruby’s new mom. And for a movie about the porn industry, this is very chaste, other than having a dildo closet.
That said, its lead learns essential lessons, and despite that much-hated downer third act, it all comes together. I miss silly sex comedies, so I probably liked this more than if it came out in the genre’s glory days. But hey, I’ll take what I can get. That said, I still wonder. Who is buying print porn today?