Chattanooga Film Festival: Zeria (2021)

With a strange and surreal blend of masks, life-size puppets, miniatures and rear projection, writer and director Harry Cleven has created something I’ve never seen before: a post-apocalyptic puppet show.

In the year 2056 and on the eve of his hundredth birthday, Gaspard writes a video letter to the grandson he never met — and the first human born on Mars — Zeria to tell him of what his life was like on Earth.

Belgian actor and director Harry Cleven has created a handoff between humanity on Earth and their movement to Mars that approaches true art throughout, a calming and meditative odyssey on life. Gaspard will never meet Zeria, who will never go to Earth, so it falls to the elderly man to relate the story of how humanity lived on, died on and ultimately ruined the planet.

I can’t really explain this movie with just words, one that uses puppets as humans, humans as puppets, miniature sets, gigantic sets, animation and who knows what else to truly create a world so much unlike our own. It’s really something else in the most astounding kind of way.

You can learn more by reading the official Facebook page.

Cop Secret (2021)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This movie originally appeared on the site on October 5, 2021 as part of FantasticFest. It’s now available in select theaters and will be available on demand July 12 from Epic Pictures.

Leynilögga means Secret Log in Islandic, as far as Google tells me, which is a funny joke if true, as this film is all about a tough cop in denial of his own sexual orientation who falls in love with his new partner.

Directed by Hannes Þór Halldórsson, the goalie for Iceland’s national soccer team, it’s all about criminal mastermind Rikki Ferrari (Björn Hlynur Haraldsson), who was once a model before being disfigured. Now, he’s gone full Joker and is on a murder spree that can only be stopped by buddy cop — odd couple buddy cop at that — duo Bussi and Hörđur. Bussi is the tough guy who can barely keep his apartment clean and his face shaved, while Hörđur is a male model cop. Yet the longer they’re together, Hörđur’s looks and Bussi’s repressed homosexuality soon turn their partnership into more than a work relationship. And Rikki starts to blackmail them once he learns their cop secret.

Aren’t all buddy cop movies romcoms when you really get down to it? Instead of all that macho posturing and showing off guns, didn’t you ever wonder if they really just wanted to, well, show off their guns in private? I’ve never seen a coming out in the middle of a brutal gunfight, but hey — that’s the kind of ballistic buffoonery that Cop Secret has in store.

And if the end feels very Nolan Batman, well, director of photography Elli Cassata was a cameraman on Batman Begins.

H.P Lovecraft’s Witch House (2021)

Based on the H.P. Lovecraft’s short story The Dreams in the Witch House and shot in Indiana’s haunted Hannah House, H.P. Lovecraft’s Witch House is about graduate student Alice Gilman (Portia Chellelynn) hiding in the rat-infested attic of a potentially haunted house to stay away from her abusive boyfriend. She’s also into alternate dimensions, which means that before this movie is over, she’ll scissor with one of the female inhabitants of the house. I mean, she’ll also unlock the gateway to the 4th dimension, a world of evil entities and nightmares.

The movie gets some of Lovecraft’s story in there: the last name of the protagonist is Gilman, Miskatonic University is where she attends class, there’s an attic apartment, it has strange dimensions and geometry plays into the room;s ability to travel to other realities.

Directed by Bobby Easley and written by Ken Wallace, this movie uses its low budget effectively and has moments of genuine hallucinatory quality. Were it shot on film, I might be convinced it came not from our time, which is the best compliment I can give.

H.P. Lovecraft’s Witch House is now available on Digital, DVD and On Demand. You can learn more on the official Facebook page.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Twisted House Sitter (2021)

It’s a total accident that brings Alicia (Crystal-Lee Naomi) into the world of Morgan (Jennifer Freeman), a successful entrepreneur on her way to a retreat where she’s supposed to detox from technology for an entire month. Morgan leaves her keys in the car and Alicia is tempted to live the rich woman’s life for a day. Then a week. And then the trouble starts.

After several days, Morgan’s housekeeper Daya Perez (Suzanne Salhaney) and groundskeeper Charlie (Kareem Lewis) arrive and question who Alicia is. She tells her that she’s the house sitter, which they believe. But after she starts wearing Morgan’s clothes and running up her credit cards, Daya argues with Alicia and ends up going head first into a rock, dying instantly.

After throwing Daya into a river, Alicia takes this whole single black female thing way too far by convincing Morgan’s man Xander (Ali Amin Carter) that he’s been dumped. They hook up, but it’s a small victory as soon, Morgan is back.

Is Alicia ready to go back to basically being homeless? Well, she wouldn’t be in a Tubi movie if she were. She’s the kind of Lifetime — err, Tubi — villainess who may not have the best motivations, but goes extra bonkers and shrugs off corkscrew impalement.

Directly by Courtney Miller (A Stone Cold Christmas) and written by Daniel Whidden, this movie has a cast of people who are all losing it every single moment, as I demand from films such as this. What can we learn from it? Always hold on to your keys, don’t take a rideshare and stay away from cults that hold on to your tech.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Chattanooga Film Festival: What It Feels Like for a Girl (2021)

A woman (Laura Dromerick, Camp Blood 8: RevelationsThe Haunting of La Llorona) goes through the moments of her bad day, which somehow involves wearing period blood like face paint, but you know, whatever it takes to get you through, especially the way this country is heading for anyone that isn’t a rich white religious male.

Director Megan Duffy — she was the mom in Meat Friend! — has been all over the place in her career, acting in movies like the remake of Maniac and Holidays, as well as directing, producing, casting, editing and cinematography. You can learn more about her on her official site.

SHUDDER EXCLUSIVE: On the 3rd Day (2021)

Cecilia (Mariana Anghileri) has had a car accident — colliding with Enrique (Gerardo Romano) who is delivering a mysterious package — and even three days afterward, she finds herself wandering a lonely road seeking her son, who disappeared in the aftermath. She soon learns that she’s being accused of kidnapping her child and another accident that evening by her ex-husband Fernando (Diego Cremonesi) and Inspector Ventura (Osvaldo Santoro). Meanwhile, Dr. Hernán (Lautaro Delgado) tries to use hypnosis to help her remember exactly what happened that night.

Coming from Argentina — the home of films like Terrified and The Curious Dr. Humpp — and filmmaker Daniel de la Vega, this film is full of moody dread and palpable loss. Helping it along the way are the score by Luciano Onetti (who is part of the Onetti Brothers who made Francesca and Abrakadabra) as well as cinematographer Mariano Suárez’s (Daemonium: Soldier of the Underworld) eye guiding the camera.

As Cecelia tries to piece together the last three days, Enrique the priest who she was in the accident with is still looking for the ancient Catholic relic that was lost in the wreckage and will do anything to get it back.

It starts off slow, but stick with it. There’s something here, even if it isn’t perfect. Daniel de la Vega seems like someone who is going to keep putting out interesting horror, so I’ll keep watching his film.

You can watch this exclusively on Shudder.

Chattanooga Film Festival: Sophie In Furbyland (2021)

When Sophie Stark uploads her silicon artwork online — it takes the Furby toy of the past and reinvents it in organic and often disturbing ways — she becomes a viral success and goes into business full-time selling her creations.

I really loved Pacey Hansen’s film, as it makes one confront the expected nature of a toy from the past but when the expectation of what we see it as is changed by removing the fur or making it out of other organic matter, it becomes upsetting to some. When the familiar changes just enough, it edges toward horror, as if we skipped directly from Mickey Mouse’s first incarnation and then never saw the steps to where he is today. The streamlining would hurt our eyes.

You can learn more at the official Facebook page.

You can see Sophie Stark’s artwork on her official page and Instagram. To see videos of her work being created, visit her YouTube page.

Chattanooga Film Festival: Birdwatching (2021)

By a stream in the woods that exists between between worlds, two women — played by Amanda Seyfried and Sharon Washington — meet one another as they stand ankle deep in the water. It is a time of letting go of where they have been and discovering the world that is to come in this meditative and beautiful short film.

Directed by Samantha Soule and written by Daniel Talbott, who also worked on the upcoming films Midday Black Midnight Blue and Ain’t It Though together, this was a nice moment of zen amongst the normal blood and sleaze that runs in this home theater.

The Chattanooga Film Fest ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM EDT. To get a Last Gasp Pass for just $32, visit the official site now.

Chattanooga Film Festival: Break Any Spell (2021)

Break Any Spell impacted me more than nearly any other film I’ve watched at Chattanooga, as it made me think about the deteriorating mental condition of my father and how lost we become thanks to dementia and Alzheimer’s and just plain age.

Directed by Anton Jøsef, who co-wrote the film with Lisi Purr, some will watch this and laugh at the Live Action Role Playing (LARP) that the heroine falls in love with, but it seems like that’s her tether to keep her going in the world, as her mother begins to disappear and become someone else due to early stage Alzheimer’s.

The moment when the magic spell she’s been saving and all the work of her team means nothing in the face of a big man from out of nowhere with a sword? That’s life. That’s exactly how this life feels.

This movie feels like it needs more, that it could be part of a longer tale, but for what it is now, it is supremely powerful.

The Chattanooga Film Fest ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM EDT. To get a Last Gasp Pass for just $32, visit the official site now.

Chattanooga FiIm Festival: Reklaw (2021)

Fed-up prosecutor Lott (Lance Henriksen!) has given up on the justice system and devoted what’s left of his life to leading a team of criminals who work to pardon other lawbreakers by destroying crime scene evidence. In this twelve-minute short, his team is protecting a murderer named Melissa (Tasha Guevara) from going to jail by cleaning up the scene of the crime, including sawing the victim’s feet off to it him in a special sarcophagus.

The team believes that by allowing people to atone for their crimes in the real world, they will actually become better people than if they had gone to prison. Driven by his faith in the healing power of unconditional forgiveness, Lott and his team of vigilantes intercept 911 calls and fix things before the cops get there.

Working with Bangs (Scott Allen Perry), Wylie (Michael Schnick), Donna (Clara Francesca Pagone) and Missy (director and writer Polaris Banks), they find their mission tested when a killer returns to the scene of this crime, as Melissa as been set up.

At one point Lott tells Melissa, “Punishment without love behind it, you’ll come out worse. Everything you need for rehabilitation is out here.” It’s an intriguing idea and begs for way more than a short. I love the look of all of this, from the strange eye-covered lens the team wears to the shock ending. And I want so much more.

You can learn more about Rekaw at the official website and Facebook and Twitter pages.

The Chattanooga Film Fest ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM EDT. To get a Last Gasp Pass for just $32, visit the official site now.