THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 10: Mohawk (2017)

October 10. An Indigenous Horror Film

Directed by Ted Geoghegan (We Are Still Here), who co-wrote it with Grady Hendrix, Mohawk is about Mohawk woman Okwaho (Kaniehtiio Horn), a woman torn between two men, Mohawk warrior Calvin (Justin Rain) and British soldier Joshua (Eamon Farren). One is the father of her child. While her tribe is trying to stay neutral in the battles between the U.S. and the UK, their people are being killed by the Americans. Calvin is driven to do something; he sets a fort ablaze and kills more than twenty soldiers. Only six soldiers and a translator Yancy (Noah Segan) survive.

As they plan their revenge, they encounter the Mohawk. In the first battle, Okwaho’s mother, Wentahawi (Sheri Foster) and the American commander, Colonel Charles Hawkes (Jack Gwaltney), are killed. They will not be the last casualties, as Captain Hezekiah Holt (Ezra Buzzington) hunts Calvin, finally killing him, but at the cost of several of his men, including his son Myles (Ian Colletti). In retaliation, he also hunts down Okwaho, shooting her in the chest and killing Joshua.

Somehow she survives and shaves her head before creating armor and, well, killing everyone in her way, including the gigantic Private Lachlan Allsopp (Jonathan Huber, the sadly departed pro wrestler Brodie Lee). Finally, she battles Holt into a tree, leaving him impaled as her people look to her as if she’s a spirit. Maybe she is.

Kaniehtiio Horn is a native Mohawk; Justin Rain is Plains Cree; Sheri Foster is a member of the Cherokee Nation.

I’ve always loved the work of both Geoghegan and Hendrix. In spite of, or maybe even because of, the budget, this succeeds in presenting a violent and unyielding world where the guilty, for once, are punished.

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 7: Metalface (2017)

7. A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ripoff

“Cindy just lost her job and home. Desperate for money and a place to live, she accepts a job offer but doesn’t know that her new employer is a deranged psychopath who specializes in hunting humans. Metalface is a degenerate killer who does not know any compassion and makes trophies from his sacrifices…and Cindy is next.”

After an unsuccessful run as Playing With Dolls, Lightning Pictures released this in the UK as Leatherface: The Legend Lives On. Legally, how could they even do that? Director Rene Perez was upset about this and has made two sequels.

Cindy Tremaine (Natasha Blasick) has no money, major life issues and the chance to be a housekeeper in a cabin in the woods, one watched all the time by The Watcher (Richard Tyson), who has set masked serial killer Prisoner AYO-886 loose with the goal of him killing Cindy.

So the guy has a barbed wire mask, and that’s all we learn. In fact, the movie ends before there’s even a beginning. Is it better or worse than recent Chainsaw movies? It’s close. That’s no praise. It’s frustrating because this feels so close to actually being something.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 7: The Devil’s Candy (2017)

7. NOW THAT’S BRASS: Skewer the end of week one with a thrust of metal – be it precious or, better yet, base.

Directed and written by Sean Byrne (The Loved Ones), this begins with Raymond Smilie (Pruitt Taylor Vince) shutting out the voices he hears with his guitar. His mother unplugs it; he murders her. And then Jesse Hellman, a struggling painter, his wife, Astrid (Shiri Appleby), and their daughter, Zooey (Kiara Glasco), move in and aren’t told the whole story. Jesse’s paintings become strange and sell better, but he’s hearing the same voices as Raymond, who is lingering outside and talking to Zooey. In the past, Ray had killed children, referring to them as sweet candy, and still has the bodies buried on the grounds of his old house.

How metal is this movie? Jesse wears a Sunn O))) shirt and they’re on the soundtrack. And it starts with Metallica’s “For Whom the Bell Tolls.”

I loved how the hero slays the monster with an axe, if you will, at the end of this.

Beyond that, this is filled with acting that goes beyond what is expected for a genre film and a family that you actually feel loves one another.

 

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: The Green Fog (2017)

Sept 1-7 John Waters Best of the Year Week: To be fair, these movies aren’t ALL funny, but JOHN WATERS is funny. He’s become more of a writer and public commentator these days. Still, he helps keep the arthouse from taking itself too seriously with his annual top-ten lists, while celebrating the comically serious.

The Green Fog, directed by Guy Maddin, Evan Johnson and Galen Johnson, was commissioned by the San Francisco Film Society for the 60th San Francisco International Film Festival. Along with an original score by composer Jacob Garchik and Kronos Quartet, it retells Vertigo using a cut and paste from movies and TV shows made in San Francisco.

There’s one single image from Vertigo, a hand grasping a ladder. Other footage comes from the 1923 version of The Ten CommandmentsGreedOld San FranciscoFrisco JennyFog Over FriscoBarbary CoastSan FranciscoThe SistersFlame of Barbary CoastThe Falcon In San FranciscoNora Prentiss, A Bucket of Blood, A Night Full of Rain, A View to a Kill, An Eye for an Eye, Basic Instinct, Born to Be Bad, Born to Kill, Bullitt, Chan Is Missing, Confessions of an Opium Eater, Crackers, Daddy’s Gone A-Hunting, Dark Passage, Desperate Measures, Dirty Harry, Dogfight, Experiment in Terror, Fearless, Final Analysis, Flower Drum Song, Getting Even with Dad, Go Naked in the World, Godzilla, Hard to Hold, Herbie Rides Again, High Anxiety, Hotel, Impact, Incident in San Francisco, Innerspace, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, It Came from Beneath the Sea, Jade, Jagged Edge, Julie, Magnum Force, McMillan & Wife, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Mission: Impossible, Monster in the Closet, Mr. Ricco, Mrs. Doubtfire, Murder, She Wrote, One on Top of the Other, Pacific Heights, Pal Joey, Patty Hearst, Petulia, Portrait in Black, San Andreas, Sans Soleil, Samurai, Sister Act, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Sneakers, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Sudden Fear, Take Me Away!, Terminator Genisys, The Birds, The Conversation, The Dead Pool, The Fan, The Game, The Golden Gate Murders, The House on Telegraph Hill, The Killer Elite, The Lady from Shanghai, The Laughing Policeman, The Lineup, The Love Bug, The Man Who Cheated Himself, The Net, The Organization, The Presidio, The Rock, The Sniper, The Streets of San Francisco, The Towering Inferno, The Woman in Red, They Call Me Mister Tibbs!, Thundercrack!, Time After Time, When a Man Loves a Woman, Where Love Has Gone, Woman on the Run, Yellow-Faced Tiger and The Zodiac Killer.

This is an amazing film, one that works incredibly. You really need to find it and watch it, as this will never be released.

John Waters commented on this film, saying, “An avant-garde ode to San Francisco, the most cinematic of cities, told entirely through clips of films shot there but with all the dialogue cut out so the parts of the movies that originally didn’t matter now do. Abstractly clever, strangely compelling, and just about perfect.”

You can download this movie from the Internet Archive.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: Nico, 1988 (2017)

Sept 1-7 John Waters Best of the Year Week: To be fair, these movies aren’t ALL funny, but JOHN WATERS is funny. He’s become more of a writer and public commentator these days. Still, he helps keep the arthouse from taking itself too seriously with his annual top-ten lists, while celebrating the comically serious.

In 49 years, Christa Päffgen — Nico — was born to a father who was a descendant of the wealthy Päffgen Kölsch master brewer family dynasty, a Catholic, and a conscript into the Nazi army, and a lower-class Protestant mother who took her away from the war to the Spreewald forest. Her father was either shot by a sniper and put out of his misery by a superior, went insane, died in a concentration camp or just faded away from combat shock.

Growing to be 5’10”, with strong features and pale skin, she was noticed as a teen as she sold lingerie by photographer Herbert Tobias, who named her after a man who had obsessed him, Nikos Papatakis. She dyed her hair blonde, later claiming she was inspired to do so by Ernest Hemingway. She then became a model in Paris before abandoning that life, running away to New York City.

After a small role in Mario Lanza’s For the First Time, she played herself in Fellini’s La Dolce Vita and was in the Jean Paul Belmondo film A Man Named Rocca and Jacques Poitrenaud’s Strip-Tease. At some point, she met Nikos Papatakis, and the two lived together between 1959 and 1961. He noticed her singing and paid for lessons. A few years later, she recorded her first single, “I’m Not Sayin'”, produced by Jimmy Page, for Andrew Loog Oldham’s Immediate label.

Brian Jones introduced her to Warhol and Paul Morrissey, which led to her appearing in Chelsea Girls, The Closet, Sunset and Imitation of Christ. Warhol suggested her to the Velvet Underground as their chanteuse, and she appeared on four songs on their first album: “Femme Fatale,” “All Tomorrow’s Parties,” “I’ll Be Your Mirror,” and “Sunday Mornings.g However, she never got along with many members of the band. That said, Velvet Underground members Lou Reed, John Cale and Sterling Morrison all played on her debut solo album, Chelsea Girl. By her second album, The Marble Index, she dyed her blonde hair red and started a style of dress that we’d call goth today*. She also made seven films with French director Philippe Garrel in the early 1970s, opened for Tangerine Dream — and later Siouxsie and the Banshees—and had a backing band on The End, which included John Cale and Brian Eno.

Somewhere in there, she had time to have a son with Christian Aaron Boulogne, whose father was either Papatakis or Alain Delon.

But her life was not all positive. After all, most of the last 15 years were spent on heroin; several claim she was misogynistic, anti-Semitic and said that black people had “features like animals,” while others say that she often made jokes in bad taste. Who knows? On vacation in Ibiza with her son, she fell off her bike, landed on her head and died a few hours later.

As you can tell, I’m a big fan of her music and the strange stories of her life. So, Nico, 1988 was perfect for me, as director and writer Susanna Nicchiarelli lets you know that Nico was more than the Velvet Underground. Images of Jonas Mekas’s films appear; the framing is meant to remind you of “the decadence and the quality of the VHS.” Actress Trine Dyrholm does more than an imitation; by singing and acting as the role, she becomes a version of Nico that imbues this movie and gives it a heart. The end, where she feels renewed, as well as the manic energy she feels playing the secret show in Czechoslovakia, is the most real feeling of being a singer that I have seen.

Even if you don’t know or like the music, I think you’ll find something here.

John Waters said of this movie, “A small, sad, fearless biopic that asks the question’ “Is junkie dignity possible?” The answer is no. Trine Dyrholm as our heroin-loving heroine plunges headfirst into the despair of showbiz with fierce determination.”

Waters also told Graham Russell: “She played at this disco, and I went. And people went, but not a lot. It wasn’t full. And she was heavy and dressed all in black with reddish dark hair, and she did her (makes guttural moaning noise). Afterwards, I said, “It’s nice to meet you, I wish you’d play at my funeral,” and she said (mimics doom-laden Germanic voice), “When are you going to die?” I told her, “You should have played at The People’s Temple; you would’ve been great when everyone was killing themselves!” Then she said, “Where can I get some heroin?” I said, “I don’t know.”. I don’t take heroin, so I don’t know. But even if I did, I wasn’t copping for Nico!”

*Indeed, in 1982, Nico and Bauhaus played “I’m Waiting for the Man” live, and her supporting acts included the Sisters of Mercy and Gene Loves Jezebel.

The Crescent (2017)

Directed by Seth A. Smith (Lowlife) and written by Darcy Spidle, this is yet another story of a coastal town that is filled with menace, a place where people should not go. After the death of her husband Peter (Andrew Gillis), Beth (Danika Vandersteen) and her son Lowen (Woodrow Graves, the son of Smith and producer Nancy Urich) retreat from life to live in a beach house. Perhaps the new surroundings will ease her grief and give her time to explore her art, paper marbling, the art of transforming paper with water, collage and painting.

As Lowen begins to act out — how else would a child deal with the death of his father? — Beth is menaced by a strange man named Joseph (Terrance Murray). He pushes her over the edge as she abandons her son and tries to drown herself, leaving him alone with a beach filled with whatever the residents of this town may be.

If you’re looking for something fast and easy to figure out, this is not that movie. This is a slow scene of people wandering open spaces, living in lonely houses, and answering telephone calls from ghosts. It is swirling paint, walking into the ocean, and flashbacks that feel tense when they should be freeing. Beth’s mother ((Andrea Kenyon) told her that she couldn’t care for her son correctly, and we wondered, “Is she right?” What will happen to a boy left alone, wandering the spectral shores of a town that feels between death and whatever is next?

Yes, I can see how people could hate this movie as easily as they love it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017)

Directed by Sam Liu and written by Ernie Altbacker, this is based on The Judas Contract, a long-running storyline — Tales of the Teen Titans #42-44, and Teen Titans Annual #3  — by writer Marv Wolfman and artist George Pérez. It somehow tries to combine Young Justice with Teen Titans and hopefully the original comics as well.

Robin (Sean Maher), Speedy (Crispin Freeman), Kid Flash (Jason Spisak), Beast Boy (Brandon Soo Hoo) and Bumblebee (Masasa Moyo) were once youngsters, saving Starfire (Kari Wahlgren) from Tamaran soldiers as she escaped to Earth. This is the opening from Teen Titans #1 and soon, we move into the story of Brother Blood (Gregg Henry) and Mother Mayhem (Meg Foster), who have started a cult that takes the powers of heroes, using Deathstroke (Miguel Ferrer) to fight the Titans, who has a double agent named Terra (Christina Ricci) who becomes a member of the team and Beast Boy’s girlfriend, only to betray them.

This also has the newest Blue Beetle (Jake T. Austin), Raven (Taissa Farmiga) and the new Robin, Damian Wayne (Stuart Allea), as well as Kevin Smith showing up to interview Beast Boy. It’s one of the darkest stories of the Titans, one with love and loss, but it seems strange to get through it so quickly, as this story felt like years of my life in my teens.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Justice League Dark (2017)

As a comic book reader since I was a kid, it’s so strange to see deep cut characters like the Demons Three and Black Orchid show up in an animated movie. This one takes place between Justice League vs. Teen Titans and Teen Titans: The Judas Contract.

Batman (Jason O’Mara), Superman (Jerry O’Connell), Wonder Woman (Rosario Dawson) and Green Lantern John Stewart (Roger Cross) start to realize that perhaps they can’t handle the supernatural crimes of the world, so Batman works to create a team alongside John Constantine (Matt Ryan) and Zatanna (Camilla Luddington) that includes Deadman (Nicholas Turturro), Black Orchid (Colleen Villard), Jason Blood (Ray Chase) — who is connected to the demon Etrigan — and Swamp Thing (Roger Cross).

As with any mystic issues in the DCU, Felix Faust (Enrico Colantoni) has to be involved, as is Destiny (Alfred Molina), but they never consider how underhanded Constantine can be.

Directed by Jay Oliva and written by Ernie Altbacker, this was followed by Justice League Dark: Apokolips War, which ended the New 52 timeline and brought about the Tomorrowverse that would start with Superman: Man of Tomorrow.

This gets in so many things of DC that I love, including the House of Mystery. You can talk superhero fatigue all you want, but if I keep getting to watch cool stuff like this, I’ll be happy.

You can watch this on Tubi.

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE: Once Upon a Time at Christmas (2017)

Somehow, I’ve watched four movies written by and starring Simon Phillips this month. He’s in this as an evil one-eyed Santa Claus, who has arrived in a small town called Woodbridge along with an equally horrifying and Harley Quinn-ish Mrs. Claus (Sayla de Goede, Silent Bite) to commit a series of murders based around the twelve days of Christmas.

Directed by Paul Tanter, who also made the sequel The Nights Before Christmas and who wrote this with Phillips and Christopher Jolley, has Sheriff Mitchell (Barry Kennedy) and Deputy Sam Fullard (Jeff Ellenberger) trying to solve the case before anyone else gets killed. Jennifer (Laurel Brady) have some connection to these killers, who are axing strippers — nine ladies dancing — and killing off a bachelor party — ten lords a leaping — when they’re not smashing milking machines to make sure they get all the lyrics into their kills.

Barry Kennedy was so good in some scenes that I forgot how silly this script is, but it does have some wild moments like five FBI agents all being killed and their wedding rings being taken. Five golden rings. Yes, this gets in all of the song and you’ll catch on way before the police. Defund the giallo, slasher and holiday horror police! Also: These same cops open packages without calling for the bomb squad and yell, “Call for backup!” when they get there and not on the way there.

This is also the kind of movie that has someone throw a grenade at someone and just duck a few feet away and be surprised when it just puts off smoke. No one coughs. No one’s eyes hurt. Yes, I know I shouldn’t worry about goofs like that in a movie where the twelve days of Christmas end on December 25 instead of starting on that day, but what do I know? I just watch these things.

You can watch this on Tubi.

SEVERIN BOX SET RELEASE: All the Haunts Be Ours: A Compendium Of Folk Horror Vol. 2: We Always Find Ourselves In the Sea (2017)

Directed and written by Sean Hogan, this was made to accompany the book Yuletide Terror: Christmas Horror on Film and Television, which was edited by Kier-La Janisse.

Patrick (Billy Clarke) is an older man lives in a seaside British town, a place that only sees life when the tourists are the in summer. Now it’s the bitterly cold holidays and it seems as if things will remain dreary until his long lost daughter Nina (Jamie Birkett) shows up. That seems to be better than the voices that Patrick hears from the sea (Belinda Kordic) until we start to realize that while he’s the protagonist of this story, Patrick may not be the hero.

Horror for the holidays was once a strictly British phenomena, but now that the world has become smaller through the web, we can all celebrate these dark films. Perhaps in the darkness that we find within them, we may avoid the mistakes of their characters.

We Always Find Ourselves In the Sea is part of the new Severin box set, All the Haunts Be Ours Volume 2. It has extras including commentary by director Sean Hogan and co-producers Paul Goodwin And Nicholas Harwood and a press kit.

You can order this set from Severin.